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PDDJ's "Jewish" Sister Getting Married On Saturday. Shabbat = No Photos
| Bistre telephone | 10/24/17 |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:55 PM Author: Bistre telephone her wedding is on a saturday.
pddj and i aren't allowed to be in any photos on shabbat. how do we handle this? |
Date: October 24th, 2017 8:56 PM Author: soul-stirring gaping scourge upon the earth Change the time zone on your phone's so it really isn't shabbat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521825) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:57 PM Author: Bistre telephone doesnt work like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521829) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:51 AM Author: Milky School Cafeteria Yeah, you need to get a shabbos goy to change the timezone for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523776) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:56 AM Author: Bistre telephone still doesnt work. jew bros in northern europe tried that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524766) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:05 PM Author: sooty toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521893) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:42 AM Author: topaz zombie-like office yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523075) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:41 AM Author: hairraiser fanboi sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523684) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:20 PM Author: Infuriating Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527430) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:57 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy circlehead queen of the night Make an exception. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521828) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:58 PM Author: Bistre telephone it's not my exception to make. we'd have to consult an ortho rabbi. i dunno what they'd say. this comes up not infrequently among families where there's differing levels of observance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521835) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:01 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy circlehead queen of the night Has to be okay for family unity.
Sister also have PDDs? |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:01 PM Author: Bistre telephone nope. B's and huge ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521868) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:04 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy circlehead queen of the night Hm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521888) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:46 PM Author: Bistre telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34522809) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:54 AM Author: Silver water buffalo friendly grandma huge in a good way or a bad way? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523136) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 1:00 AM Author: Bistre telephone "good way" is incongruous with "huge ass" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523168) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 2:45 AM Author: Silver water buffalo friendly grandma low T bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523510) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:00 PM Author: boyish cumskin gas station recall that your Iron Age war god isn't real and therefore there's no reason not to be in photos on a Saturday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521857) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:05 PM Author: sooty toaster *trickster god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521897) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:08 PM Author: Dull Coffee Pot Pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521913) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:09 PM Author: Frum point nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521918) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:21 PM Author: Infuriating Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527435) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:48 PM Author: Pink racy boistinker stage How about dropping your stupid make believe rules for a day so your soon to be wife and sister can make good memories? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34522816) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:51 PM Author: up-to-no-good french menage internal respiration No it's 180 that DBG has to constantly suffer for his prole religion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34522831) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:42 AM Author: Bistre telephone pddj believes in these rules too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523079) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:49 PM Author: Fighting address weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34522824) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:50 PM Author: up-to-no-good french menage internal respiration God doesn't exist, idiot.
But it's 180 that jews have to endure a lifetime of ridiculous inconveniences for absolutely no reason. |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:43 AM Author: Bistre telephone prevents us from excessive association with the goyim. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523083) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:56 PM Author: cobalt trailer park twinkling uncleanness sketch artist
photoshop
body doubles
edit: you're going to be in pictures by virtue of being at the wedding. is this a specific intent crime kind of thing? |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:42 AM Author: Bistre telephone any shabbat prohibition requires specific intent. if you're walking around mfh and a security camera records you, its not a violation. if you pose for a pic at a wedding, there's intent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523076) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:43 AM Author: topaz zombie-like office yarmulke just don't pose and only appear in candids then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523088) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:46 AM Author: Bistre telephone pddj is gonna be her sister's MOH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523104) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:43 AM Author: cobalt trailer park twinkling uncleanness so ending up in a picture that you didn't pose for is ok? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523090) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:46 AM Author: Bistre telephone kind of yes.
you cant benefit from the photo. you cant hire a goy before shabbat to take candids of you on shabbat.
some photographer can happen to be taking pics of jews in jerusalem on shabbat and if you happen to be in it, it's not a problem. |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:51 AM Author: cobalt trailer park twinkling uncleanness does this stuff ever get frustrating? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523124) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 1:01 AM Author: Bistre telephone nah, it's liberating. shabbat is truly god's gift to the jewish people. not having to deal with GC bullshit for 1 day a week is 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523178) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:05 AM Author: salmon arrogant market private investor So its not even a real problem, you are just doing this for the attention. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524842) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:07 AM Author: Bistre telephone ^ ladies and gentlemen, the goy brain at work
ljl at your poor RC |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:56 PM Author: Useless Cordovan Brethren hold a piece of glass in front of your face or whatever fraud jews normally play on their god in this situation
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:51 AM Author: learning disabled adventurous abode partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524730) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:15 AM Author: swollen sick dog poop persian Turn on a camera right before sundown, leave it running constantly, carry it around during the wedding, use stills for photos. Shabbat Camera! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34522937) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:41 AM Author: Bistre telephone you're not allowed to pose for photographs. it's not just the mechanical operation of the camera. it's coloring/dying, and writing/drawing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523070) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:48 AM Author: swollen sick dog poop persian What writing? The data is stored as a magnetic field. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523112) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:50 AM Author: Bistre telephone you're writing data to a memory card (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523121) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 2:33 AM Author: swollen sick dog poop persian just make sure it's SSD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523459) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:43 AM Author: topaz zombie-like office yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523084) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:43 AM Author: topaz zombie-like office yarmulke destroy photography equipment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523080) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:44 AM Author: mind-boggling emerald principal's office Go but don't appear in any photos? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523093) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:47 AM Author: Bistre telephone pddj's gonna be her sister's MOH.
there's also the issue of walking to the venue. |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:52 AM Author: dun frisky cuck What is the penalty for willfully appearing in photos? Will bathing in the Ganges be enough to clear your souls? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523131) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 2:46 AM Author: Pale cruise ship I'm here to give you a heter.
There you go. Be photographed. |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:57 AM Author: Bistre telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524777) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:28 AM Author: titillating nubile sex offender indian lodge "My religion forbids me from appearing in photos on Saturday," the degenerate pedophile sodomizing a woman he isn't married to complained. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523659) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:38 AM Author: trip resort fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523678) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:43 AM Author: hairraiser fanboi sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523692) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:52 AM Author: Alcoholic doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524736) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:54 AM Author: scarlet underhanded corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524747) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:56 AM Author: Bistre telephone i'll be married by then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524776) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:10 AM Author: Frum point nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524883) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:22 PM Author: Infuriating Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527442) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:33 AM Author: blue church fortuitous meteor Even assuming God exists you seriously think He cares about this sort of utterly trivial stuff?
Just have your pictures taken to make the sister happy and if you're wracked with guilt just do a good work or two to compensate. |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:53 AM Author: Milky School Cafeteria Is there any basis to conclude from God's existence & properties he doesn't care about trivial stuff? I've heard this argument a lot, never thought it sound. Lots of powerful people are hung up on trivial rules. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523778) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:59 AM Author: Metal lemon library famous landscape painting a pretty shitty god who can't handle his humans all at once. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524797) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:51 AM Author: Silver water buffalo friendly grandma anyone else see both "pddj" and "photos" in the same thread title and immediately go rock hard? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523774) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:57 AM Author: hairraiser fanboi sound barrier nah, i imagine her as being a fat woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523782) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:01 AM Author: Silver water buffalo friendly grandma can't be that fat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523788) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:06 AM Author: hairraiser fanboi sound barrier lol bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523797) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:13 AM Author: Silver water buffalo friendly grandma i just need to KNOW FOR SURE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523810) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:55 AM Author: Alcoholic doctorate DBG sent a pic of her to Ironside with her face edited out. He said that her body was "mediocre" even though you could tell he was trying to be polite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524756) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:53 AM Author: Alcoholic doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524740) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:10 AM Author: godawful odious base masturbator Then HOW IN THE FUCK do you POAST on Saturdays?
Fucking HYPOCRITE. |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:11 AM Author: Silver water buffalo friendly grandma it's all about getting caught, brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523802) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:58 AM Author: Bistre telephone when do i poast on saturdays? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524784) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:12 AM Author: bright laser beams ticket booth When you snapped candids of all of those 10 year olds, was that on a Saturday? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523805) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:12 AM Author: Milky School Cafeteria pedophilia is a mitzvah permitted (in fact encouraged) on shabbos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523808) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:57 AM Author: Alcoholic doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524781) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:46 PM Author: smoky vivacious kitty cat Well the 10 year olds aren't Jewish! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34596580) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:13 AM Author: bright laser beams ticket booth Also, no wonder kikes make such good lawyers. Their whole religion is about finding exceptions to rules so that they can do what they want to do anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523811) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:14 AM Author: Milky School Cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523816) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:15 PM Author: Cerebral mauve site travel guidebook "I remember how I did that. I remember it very well. My father’s family was super Orthodox. They came from a little shtetl somewhere in Russia. My father told me that they had regressed even beyond a medieval level. You couldn’t study Hebrew, you couldn’t study Russian. Mathematics was out of the question. We went to see them for the holidays. My grandfather had a long beard, I don’t think he knew he was in the United States. He spoke Yiddish and lived in a couple of blocks of his friends. We were there on Pesach, and I noticed that he was smoking.
So I asked my father, how could he smoke? There’s a line in the Talmud that says, ayn bein shabbat v’yom tov ela b’inyan achilah. I said, “How come he’s smoking?” He said, “Well, he decided that smoking is eating.” And a sudden flash came to me: Religion is based on the idea that God is an imbecile. He can’t figure these things out. If that’s what it is, I don’t want anything to do with it."
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:53 PM Author: pontificating azure theater stage juggernaut *god dings you at the heaven's gate because you forgot to get a reliance letter from a rabbi before going on that Philippines sex vacation* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527226) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:52 AM Author: Metal lemon library famous landscape painting trust me they scheduled it that day for the very reason you're trying to fight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524735) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:59 AM Author: Carmine Range National Security Agency Explain your situation to her sister and ask her to move her wedding to Sunday. I'm sure she won't mind since you're basically family now and it's only a one day difference. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524798) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:01 AM Author: Bistre telephone ljl wedding's been scheduled for over a year, and her sister is a bridezilla. not happeining. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524818) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:08 AM Author: Carmine Range National Security Agency would you like me to draft an email? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524867) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:11 AM Author: Bistre telephone please do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524894) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:12 AM Author: galvanic mischievous ape tanning salon You didn't give a real reason for not getting an exception beyond "I don't know what the rabbi would say." You're being lazy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524902) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:16 AM Author: Bistre telephone you can forum shop to find SOME rabbi to tell you anything.
also, your goy brain is you're mixing up exception and a leniency.
a rabbi cant grant an exception to shabbat. he can find a leniency that allows you to still be within the rules. |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:23 PM Author: Infuriating Field she's a fellow kike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527459) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:24 PM Author: bipolar business firm love of her life My goy brain ISN'T comprehending complete contradictions please expound. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527467) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:56 PM Author: Lavender lay How do you evaluate her sister as a farter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527250) |