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PDDJ's "Jewish" Sister Getting Married On Saturday. Shabbat = No Photos
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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:55 PM Author: Chestnut Hilarious Space her wedding is on a saturday.
pddj and i aren't allowed to be in any photos on shabbat. how do we handle this? |
Date: October 24th, 2017 8:56 PM Author: stirring codepig Change the time zone on your phone's so it really isn't shabbat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521825) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:57 PM Author: Chestnut Hilarious Space doesnt work like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521829) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:51 AM Author: aphrodisiac skinny woman halford Yeah, you need to get a shabbos goy to change the timezone for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523776) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:56 AM Author: Chestnut Hilarious Space still doesnt work. jew bros in northern europe tried that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524766) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:05 PM Author: 180 box office main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521893) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:42 AM Author: greedy pozpig range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523075) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:41 AM Author: Histrionic messiness rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523684) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:20 PM Author: apoplectic indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527430) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:57 PM Author: fuchsia point Make an exception. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521828) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:58 PM Author: Chestnut Hilarious Space it's not my exception to make. we'd have to consult an ortho rabbi. i dunno what they'd say. this comes up not infrequently among families where there's differing levels of observance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521835) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:01 PM Author: fuchsia point Has to be okay for family unity.
Sister also have PDDs? |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:01 PM Author: Chestnut Hilarious Space nope. B's and huge ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521868) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:04 PM Author: fuchsia point Hm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521888) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:46 PM Author: Chestnut Hilarious Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34522809) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:54 AM Author: wonderful gay associate huge in a good way or a bad way? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523136) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 1:00 AM Author: Chestnut Hilarious Space "good way" is incongruous with "huge ass" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523168) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 2:45 AM Author: wonderful gay associate low T bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523510) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:00 PM Author: bateful athletic conference cumskin recall that your Iron Age war god isn't real and therefore there's no reason not to be in photos on a Saturday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521857) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:05 PM Author: 180 box office main people *trickster god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521897) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:08 PM Author: garnet demanding corner macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521913) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:09 PM Author: transparent yapping plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521918) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:21 PM Author: apoplectic indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527435) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:48 PM Author: unholy bright stag film How about dropping your stupid make believe rules for a day so your soon to be wife and sister can make good memories? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34522816) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:51 PM Author: provocative gaped toaster dog poop No it's 180 that DBG has to constantly suffer for his prole religion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34522831) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:42 AM Author: Chestnut Hilarious Space pddj believes in these rules too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523079) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:49 PM Author: startled tan roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34522824) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:50 PM Author: provocative gaped toaster dog poop God doesn't exist, idiot.
But it's 180 that jews have to endure a lifetime of ridiculous inconveniences for absolutely no reason. |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:43 AM Author: Chestnut Hilarious Space prevents us from excessive association with the goyim. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523083) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:56 PM Author: Thriller cuckoldry sketch artist
photoshop
body doubles
edit: you're going to be in pictures by virtue of being at the wedding. is this a specific intent crime kind of thing? |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:42 AM Author: Chestnut Hilarious Space any shabbat prohibition requires specific intent. if you're walking around mfh and a security camera records you, its not a violation. if you pose for a pic at a wedding, there's intent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523076) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:43 AM Author: greedy pozpig range just don't pose and only appear in candids then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523088) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:46 AM Author: Chestnut Hilarious Space pddj is gonna be her sister's MOH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523104) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:43 AM Author: Thriller cuckoldry so ending up in a picture that you didn't pose for is ok? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523090) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:46 AM Author: Chestnut Hilarious Space kind of yes.
you cant benefit from the photo. you cant hire a goy before shabbat to take candids of you on shabbat.
some photographer can happen to be taking pics of jews in jerusalem on shabbat and if you happen to be in it, it's not a problem. |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:51 AM Author: Thriller cuckoldry does this stuff ever get frustrating? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523124) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 1:01 AM Author: Chestnut Hilarious Space nah, it's liberating. shabbat is truly god's gift to the jewish people. not having to deal with GC bullshit for 1 day a week is 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523178) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:05 AM Author: idiotic zippy prole gaping So its not even a real problem, you are just doing this for the attention. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524842) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:07 AM Author: Chestnut Hilarious Space ^ ladies and gentlemen, the goy brain at work
ljl at your poor RC |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:56 PM Author: Pea-brained Razzle Lettuce Factory Reset Button hold a piece of glass in front of your face or whatever fraud jews normally play on their god in this situation
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:51 AM Author: lavender curious boltzmann parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524730) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:15 AM Author: silver vigorous crackhouse Turn on a camera right before sundown, leave it running constantly, carry it around during the wedding, use stills for photos. Shabbat Camera! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34522937) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:41 AM Author: Chestnut Hilarious Space you're not allowed to pose for photographs. it's not just the mechanical operation of the camera. it's coloring/dying, and writing/drawing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523070) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:48 AM Author: silver vigorous crackhouse What writing? The data is stored as a magnetic field. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523112) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:50 AM Author: Chestnut Hilarious Space you're writing data to a memory card (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523121) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 2:33 AM Author: silver vigorous crackhouse just make sure it's SSD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523459) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:43 AM Author: greedy pozpig range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523084) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:43 AM Author: greedy pozpig range destroy photography equipment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523080) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:44 AM Author: domesticated twinkling uncleanness Go but don't appear in any photos? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523093) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:47 AM Author: Chestnut Hilarious Space pddj's gonna be her sister's MOH.
there's also the issue of walking to the venue. |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:52 AM Author: Bistre deep lodge What is the penalty for willfully appearing in photos? Will bathing in the Ganges be enough to clear your souls? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523131) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 1:00 AM Author: Exhilarant pervert water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523162) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 2:46 AM Author: talented chapel persian I'm here to give you a heter.
There you go. Be photographed. |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:57 AM Author: Chestnut Hilarious Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524777) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:28 AM Author: metal kitty cat "My religion forbids me from appearing in photos on Saturday," the degenerate pedophile sodomizing a woman he isn't married to complained. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523659) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:38 AM Author: at-the-ready bonkers piazza mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523678) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:43 AM Author: Histrionic messiness rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523692) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:11 AM Author: Fighting translucent office circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523803) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:52 AM Author: Sienna thirsty turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524736) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:54 AM Author: Laughsome partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524747) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:56 AM Author: Chestnut Hilarious Space i'll be married by then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524776) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:10 AM Author: transparent yapping plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524883) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:22 PM Author: apoplectic indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527442) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:45 PM Author: irradiated queen of the night french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34596573) |
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Date: November 12th, 2017 7:20 PM Author: metal kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34670506) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:33 AM Author: pearl antidepressant drug Even assuming God exists you seriously think He cares about this sort of utterly trivial stuff?
Just have your pictures taken to make the sister happy and if you're wracked with guilt just do a good work or two to compensate. |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:53 AM Author: aphrodisiac skinny woman halford Is there any basis to conclude from God's existence & properties he doesn't care about trivial stuff? I've heard this argument a lot, never thought it sound. Lots of powerful people are hung up on trivial rules. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523778) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:59 AM Author: Fragrant dull sex offender theater a pretty shitty god who can't handle his humans all at once. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524797) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:51 AM Author: wonderful gay associate anyone else see both "pddj" and "photos" in the same thread title and immediately go rock hard? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523774) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:57 AM Author: Histrionic messiness rigor nah, i imagine her as being a fat woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523782) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:01 AM Author: wonderful gay associate can't be that fat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523788) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:06 AM Author: Histrionic messiness rigor lol bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523797) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:13 AM Author: wonderful gay associate i just need to KNOW FOR SURE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523810) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:55 AM Author: Sienna thirsty turdskin DBG sent a pic of her to Ironside with her face edited out. He said that her body was "mediocre" even though you could tell he was trying to be polite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524756) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:52 PM Author: Laughsome partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527217) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:06 AM Author: Chestnut Hilarious Space she's not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524850) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:53 AM Author: Sienna thirsty turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524740) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:10 AM Author: ruby soul-stirring faggotry multi-billionaire Then HOW IN THE FUCK do you POAST on Saturdays?
Fucking HYPOCRITE. |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:11 AM Author: wonderful gay associate it's all about getting caught, brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523802) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:13 AM Author: ruby soul-stirring faggotry multi-billionaire And watch TENNIS GRAND SLAMS on TELEVISION.
Fucking HYPOCRITE. |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:58 AM Author: Chestnut Hilarious Space when do i poast on saturdays? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524784) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:12 AM Author: Fighting translucent office circlehead When you snapped candids of all of those 10 year olds, was that on a Saturday? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523805) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:12 AM Author: aphrodisiac skinny woman halford pedophilia is a mitzvah permitted (in fact encouraged) on shabbos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523808) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:57 AM Author: Sienna thirsty turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524781) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:58 AM Author: Chestnut Hilarious Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524785) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:23 PM Author: apoplectic indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527449) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:46 PM Author: irradiated queen of the night french chef Well the 10 year olds aren't Jewish! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34596580) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:13 AM Author: Fighting translucent office circlehead Also, no wonder kikes make such good lawyers. Their whole religion is about finding exceptions to rules so that they can do what they want to do anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523811) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:14 AM Author: Histrionic messiness rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523815) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:14 AM Author: aphrodisiac skinny woman halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523816) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:15 PM Author: Passionate Poppy Stage Patrolman "I remember how I did that. I remember it very well. My father’s family was super Orthodox. They came from a little shtetl somewhere in Russia. My father told me that they had regressed even beyond a medieval level. You couldn’t study Hebrew, you couldn’t study Russian. Mathematics was out of the question. We went to see them for the holidays. My grandfather had a long beard, I don’t think he knew he was in the United States. He spoke Yiddish and lived in a couple of blocks of his friends. We were there on Pesach, and I noticed that he was smoking.
So I asked my father, how could he smoke? There’s a line in the Talmud that says, ayn bein shabbat v’yom tov ela b’inyan achilah. I said, “How come he’s smoking?” He said, “Well, he decided that smoking is eating.” And a sudden flash came to me: Religion is based on the idea that God is an imbecile. He can’t figure these things out. If that’s what it is, I don’t want anything to do with it."
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Date: November 12th, 2017 8:17 PM Author: dashing ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34670935) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:53 PM Author: disgusting racy mad cow disease hell *god dings you at the heaven's gate because you forgot to get a reliance letter from a rabbi before going on that Philippines sex vacation* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527226) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:52 AM Author: Fragrant dull sex offender theater trust me they scheduled it that day for the very reason you're trying to fight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524735) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:55 AM Author: salmon bawdyhouse you're silly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524755) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:59 AM Author: vivacious brunch Explain your situation to her sister and ask her to move her wedding to Sunday. I'm sure she won't mind since you're basically family now and it's only a one day difference. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524798) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:01 AM Author: Chestnut Hilarious Space ljl wedding's been scheduled for over a year, and her sister is a bridezilla. not happeining. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524818) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:08 AM Author: vivacious brunch would you like me to draft an email? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524867) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:11 AM Author: Chestnut Hilarious Space please do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524894) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:47 PM Author: hairraiser boistinker elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527181) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:12 AM Author: Charismatic blathering gaming laptop private investor You didn't give a real reason for not getting an exception beyond "I don't know what the rabbi would say." You're being lazy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524902) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:16 AM Author: Chestnut Hilarious Space you can forum shop to find SOME rabbi to tell you anything.
also, your goy brain is you're mixing up exception and a leniency.
a rabbi cant grant an exception to shabbat. he can find a leniency that allows you to still be within the rules. |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:23 PM Author: apoplectic indian lodge she's a fellow kike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527459) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:24 PM Author: shivering juggernaut My goy brain ISN'T comprehending complete contradictions please expound. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527467) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:46 PM Author: irradiated queen of the night french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34596587) |
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:56 PM Author: cracking national jew How do you evaluate her sister as a farter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527250) |