http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/cross-dressing-howard-stern-guest-attacked-brooklyn-article-1.2945710

http://howardstern.wikia.com/wiki/Elegant_Elliot_Offen'

On April 3, 1979, Elliot kidnapped his 2-year-old daughter, Karen, after a severely troubled relationship with his wife, and abuse is speculated after Elliot claimed he once broke her fingers. Together, they hid underground for 7 years along with co-conspirator Randi Jacobs. Elliot assured the child would not be educated in school until the age of 12 to avoid police detection.

They were not seen again until 1986, where the trio resurfaced travelling the United States. It was then Elliot began to spiral out of control in a state of greed. This is when he began his infamous 'shopping spree' - conning several consumer corporations out of stock to sell to the black market. With only a telephone, Elliot successfully managed to fool many different companies into handing over stock, including Fortune 500 Delivery's Roadway, Yellow Freight, Ryder/P-I-E, and Carolina Freight. He targeted simple products, such as luggage, hosiery, active-wear, sportswear, handbags, footwear, lingerie, electrical tape, light bulbs and sunglasses across the country. He would even arrange face-to-face business meetings to set up his victims for his theft.

Lt. John Kelly of the New York City Police Department described Elliot as "the most disciplined individual he'd ever seen in 25 years" - A Jekyll-and-Hyde of crime. He even gave him a nickname, the "Tex-Moishe", as indicated by Elliot's use of a Texan-Yiddish accent in his telephone conversations. In response to his fraudulence, Kelly assigned 25 detectives, 15 police vehicles and a helicopter to track Elliot's whereabouts.

In 1988, Elliot was caught by police and was taken to court, defended by Attorney Jay Goldberg with the assistance of his uncle, Murray Offen, a pornography tycoon and adult film producer. The media reported Elliot as a mastermind of criminal theft, able to "convince anyone of anything at anytime". It was revealed Elliot had stolen 30 million dollars from his actions. He was charged for 13 felony convictions and sent to prison for 2 years.

At some time years later after his release, Elliot attended the New York Stage Delicatessen with his father. The Maitre D' working at the time, Joseph Corsin, was apparently disrespecting Sam at the time, which led Elliot and Corsin into an argument. As the conflict escalated, Elliot violently attacked Corsin, punching him four times in the jaw. 300 people at the Delicatessen witnessed the event unfold, and Elliot claims he left Corsin for dead. After the police were called, Elliot and his father were required to pay Corsin $7,500 to repair the damage to his teeth.

http://www.nytimes.com/1988/08/21/nyregion/man-held-in-light-bulb-and-sunglasses-fraud.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773914&forum_id=2#34522557)

i also saw benjy bronk at grand central

literally my only two celebrity sightings ljl

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Elegant Elliot Offen is a great pick. The other Wack Packers had some normal qualities; Elliot was just weird.

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