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Chubby 18 year old Asian girl threw up on my dick
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:13 PM Author: Angry roast beef spot Taking Qs. She was aspie and her pussy smelled horrific. Granny panties. I soaped myself off then jacked off onto her ample chuhby tits.
All in all one of the worst sexual experiences in recent memory |
Date: November 1st, 2017 11:14 PM Author: swashbuckling tan rigpig How did you get into this situation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584419) |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:17 PM Author: Angry roast beef spot I texted a few of my regular girls but they were busy or out of town. Tossed a hail Mary to this oddball I talked to on tinder a month ago. She was near my place dress shopping with a friend. Told her to come over, was surprised (and borderline disappointed) when she said yes.
Took 5 mg cialis. She gave me head for 5 minutes then started deep throating like a true Asian slit for handsome but then threw up. Had to clean half digested noodles off my balls and out of my ass. |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:17 PM Author: swashbuckling tan rigpig lmao kooky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584463) |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:22 PM Author: Carnelian ape athletic conference What was your hail Mary message (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584504) |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:23 PM Author: Angry roast beef spot Hey wyd?
"Dress shopping with a friend*
Want to come over?
"Okay when"
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:25 PM Author: Carnelian ape athletic conference Nice (or, I guess not) Did you message her at all before or was she just a random match |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:39 PM Author: Angry roast beef spot We had texted for a while then she said some weird shit like she was taking a break from sex so I stopped talking to her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584671) |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:44 PM Author: Carnelian ape athletic conference Wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584707) |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:14 PM Author: Flatulent famous landscape painting Did you make her eat it? I mean, her own puke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584423) |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:18 PM Author: Angry roast beef spot No I just said what the fuck and walked out of the room. When I came back she was like half in tears and cleaning my bed with my fucking shirt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584472) |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:14 PM Author: olive comical meetinghouse TTIWWOP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584424) |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:17 PM Author: Angry roast beef spot You do *not* want pics of this one. I can refer you to some of my other work if you need unzipping material (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584462) |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:27 PM Author: olive comical meetinghouse post the pics nigga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584549) |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:39 PM Author: Chestnut legal warrant ladyboy no i want pics of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584672) |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:53 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Buff Stage Telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584778) |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:45 PM Author: stimulating fortuitous meteor pervert POST THE PICS FGT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584716) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:12 AM Author: Angry roast beef spot Look the girls I've posted pics of have generally been pretty hot to hot I don't want to fuck up my streak you niggers.
But I will ask for nudes of her chubby tits and post those because that's her only semi redeeming quality |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:13 AM Author: Aphrodisiac Buff Stage Telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584959) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:15 AM Author: Angry roast beef spot Just imagine a chubby girl walking around in tights all day then unleashing that waft into your room.
She asked me to go down on her and I just didn't say anything lmao |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:18 AM Author: Sinister parlour puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585012) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:22 PM Author: Brilliant bonkers box office sand bobs pls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34587792) |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:18 PM Author: Bronze Adulterous Turdskin You’re a very gross individual, inside and out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584474) |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:19 PM Author: Angry roast beef spot On this day I have to agree unfortunately. I can still smell acid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584479) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:27 AM Author: racy emerald sweet tailpipe crotch spin, ratfucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585681) |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:23 PM Author: Carnelian ape athletic conference You made her gag? Or she was just drunk? Chubby Asian fuck buddy I had recently loved gagging on my cock, I always kind of hated it because I fear this exact scenario (less the smelly pussy and granny panties) Was this girl a fob? They're the only ones i imagine wear granny panties |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:24 PM Author: Angry roast beef spot A lot of girls like gagging. First time I've had this experience. Fucking disgusting.
She was sober so I guess I made her gag. |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:26 PM Author: Carnelian ape athletic conference See edit. Fob? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584538) |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:39 PM Author: Angry roast beef spot Nope American born but in her defense she wasn't planning on meeting me until she was already out. She said she felt bad about them too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584665) |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:43 PM Author: Infuriating dopamine area pics of this smelly beast plz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584698) |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:46 PM Author: orchid becky stead if she wasn't a chubbette with a bowl full of noodles from the food court, that could've been sexy.
i remember the first time a girl told me that she liked getting her head jammed down, it was an eye-opener. down the road she actually did yack a bit, but it was just from being drunk. she finished like a good little lush. |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:49 PM Author: Carnelian ape athletic conference gross (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584744) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:11 AM Author: Angry roast beef spot Always have to admire dedication like that 180
And tbh I can't think of any situation where this would be sexy. |
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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:49 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Buff Stage Telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584748) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:15 AM Author: Sinister parlour puppy the bitterness and horror of reality. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584977) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:19 AM Author: Angry roast beef spot Spent 2 hours unable to focus on anything but sex then spent 2 hours after contemplating how fucking horrible that was.
Damn our reptilian brains brother |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:29 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal painfully honest trailer park legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34587883) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:46 AM Author: spectacular irate university Pics plz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585275) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:17 AM Author: spectacular irate university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585460) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:50 AM Author: Lime fragrant scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585296) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:50 AM Author: filthy onyx people who are hurt She was likely disgusted by OP's tiny pink dick. This will traumatize her and I expect her to become full lesbo in a few years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585299) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:21 AM Author: cerebral canary senate international law enforcement agency i thought asian pussy smelled like rain only. have only been with one but it was impeccable i could eat her out forever (and did). and a good female friend said that this could be generalized.
maybe she just didnt practice good hygiene though. |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:41 AM Author: Angry roast beef spot Her and a half Filipino girl that's in my long term rotation have the rankest fish stench I've ever experienced.
Next worst is a white girl, than a Puerto Rican. Have had good luck with black girls. And actually the absolute worst is a Latvian I met in Austria. Literally had to stop after 2 minutes it was so bad.
Best taste and smell remains a heroic Finnish 22 year old couch surfer. She didn't let me fuck her but i wasn't even mad just loved eating that pussy |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:49 AM Author: spectacular irate university A FOB I hooked up with years ago was the most foul smelling individual I have ever met. Cute as hell and when I finally got her back to my place I noticed a slight aroma. Each layer of clothing I removed caused the faint aroma to evolve into a rank stench. I got her down to t shirt and panties and had to stop. I was gagging. Fucking vile.
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:50 AM Author: olive comical meetinghouse stuffwhitepeoplelike: fucking nasty asian girls who fuck foreigners and then wondering why their asian girls are nasty and diseased (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585561) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:51 AM Author: Angry roast beef spot Goddamn right. Asians (including you) exist to service the white man. Get back to making my phones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585564) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:52 AM Author: spectacular irate university I wasn't the foreigner, she was. Straight up peasant imported to work in a trendy sushi bar. Living 5 to an apartment above the joint on her "on" days and then bused to Fresh Meadows for her "off" days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585566) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:54 AM Author: olive comical meetinghouse you do realize that asian girls who fuck non-asian guys are literally yellow cabs? i have told xoxo cumskins probably a million times how to choose good asian girls:
simply ask them "have you ever dated a foreigner before?" if the answer is yes, steer clear.
that is, unless, of course, you are ok with tuna puss.
but xoxo cumskins will never learn. |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:54 AM Author: spectacular irate university I don't care?
And unlike you, I am not the foreigner in the land where I live. She was.
And I generally despise Asian women. |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:58 AM Author: olive comical meetinghouse you do realize that koreans call anyone non-korean a foreigner regardless of the country they find themselves in, right?
we dont equate ones nationality with geography. it lies in our blood. thats why a korean in nigeria will call an igbo dewd a foreigner.
you are and always will be a foreigner to koreans because you arent of korean blood.
now, its possible you fucked some third world asian like a filipino or something but im just letting you know how koreans roll.
enjoy your tuna puss bro. the fact that you are ok with dating a korean girl who has fucked foreigners is sad though. very sad! |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:00 AM Author: spectacular irate university Actually, she wasn't Korean, she was Chinese. And I didn't fuck her because she stunk. And it wasn't her cunt that smelled, it was disgusting BO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585592) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:09 AM Author: olive comical meetinghouse (guy who thinks smegma is found in the armpit) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585628) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:11 AM Author: spectacular irate university Uh what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585634) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:01 AM Author: Aphrodisiac Buff Stage Telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585593) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:11 AM Author: olive comical meetinghouse this is literally how koreans define korean nationality, i shit you not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585637) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:13 AM Author: spectacular irate university So why aren't you a citiz...oh right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585642) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:16 AM Author: olive comical meetinghouse i am a korean citizen, actually :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585656) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:17 AM Author: spectacular irate university Congrats! Jokes aside, how did you sidestep the military service issue? I was under the impression that it is basically non negotiable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585664) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:27 AM Author: spectacular irate university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585680) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:29 AM Author: olive comical meetinghouse Korea's nationality laws are constantly changing.
Theres basically 3 ways you can get Korean citizenship.
1 - parents are K-citizens* 2 - abandoned kid found on the street 3 - naturalization
Before the 2010 revised Nationality Law, all Koreans with dual citizenship had to renounce 1 of their citizenships before they turned 18.
My parents were both Korean citizens at the time of my birth, which meant that I was a Korean citizen from the moment I was born.
But there is a loophole:
We have a family registration system called the hojuk. If your name is not recorded in it, you can live in Korea without having to serve. You can live in Korea on the God Visa - aka the F4 visa - which is essentially a Korean Green Card - I can stay here indefinitely: I have the F4 and my name was never registered in my hojuk. The only people who qualify for the F4 are ethnic Koreans. Foreigners can't get it.
The reason why you hear horror stories of Koreans born abroad getting pressed into military service is their parents, or their grandparents, reported their birth and their names went into the hojuk system. So these poor dewds born in America come to visit Korea and then they get snatched up by the military even though they didn't even know they were Korean citizens the entire time.
I confirmed my Korean citizen status when I went to immigration to naturalize last year. The immigration officer said I was not allowed to naturalize because I was already a citizen.
I've explained this maybe a hundred times here but I'm always happy to drop some knowledge on the unenlightened.
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:33 AM Author: spectacular irate university Interesting. Are your parents US citizens? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585701) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:37 AM Author: olive comical meetinghouse Both of them are, yep. It's the only way I got my F4 visa - your father must renounce his Korean citizenship & have foreign citizenship in order for you to get the F4.
I could be an immigration lawyer in Korea because I know the immigration laws to a tee here. |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:42 AM Author: spectacular irate university So how then were you born a Korean citizen if you were born to two US citizens? Dual citizenship is prohibited? Interesting loophole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585716) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:46 AM Author: olive comical meetinghouse At the time of my birth, both of my parents were Korean citizens. That is why I was a Korean citizen when I was born.
Both of my parents naturalized to the U.S. after I was born and my father renounced his Korean citizenship much after he naturalized to the U.S.
Dual citizenship was prohibited up to 2010, but allowed after that. So legally I am actually a dual citizen. I just don't own a Korean passport. That's why when RSF says I'm not a Korean citizen I just laugh at him.
Yep, the laws here are kooky. |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:48 AM Author: spectacular irate university So the termination of Korean citizenship does not happen automatically upon naturalization to another state? Was there a penalty for his failure to immediately file the renunciation paperwork? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585739) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 3:11 AM Author: olive comical meetinghouse No, it did not happen automatically. You had to choose one or the other before you turned 18 before the new nationality law was passed.
If you did not renounce your K-citizenship, obviously you would've had to serve just like every other K-citizen. |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 3:03 AM Author: Angry roast beef spot Are you legally treated as a citizen or is this just your interpretation?
Why can't you get a Korean passport? |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 3:15 AM Author: olive comical meetinghouse It's not my interpretation, it's verbatim what the law itself says and what the immigration officer confirmed after I met her in person:
https://elaw.klri.re.kr/eng_service/lawView.do?hseq=40003&lang=ENG
In order to get a passport, you need a K-citizen card. And in order to get a K-citizen card, you need to report your birth. I never reported my birth. |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 3:18 AM Author: Angry roast beef spot Why don't you report it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585817) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 3:21 AM Author: olive comical meetinghouse Why do you think I have not? You'd have to serve. :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585822) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 3:23 AM Author: spectacular irate university So you are sort of like a gypsy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585828) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 3:29 AM Author: olive comical meetinghouse In some ways, yes. Dat God Visa ftw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585833) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 3:49 AM Author: Blathering temple pocket flask (chaebong hyung) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585857) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:44 PM Author: Angry roast beef spot So you're not Korean and you had to flee America in shame.
Where do you belong exactly? |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 3:47 AM Author: Blathering temple pocket flask lmao, this is the saddest thing ive read (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585855) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:03 AM Author: spectacular irate university And where did I say anything about dating a bug person? Just because Ive fucked a few slopes here and there does not mean I'd ever date one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585600) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:11 AM Author: olive comical meetinghouse (guy who swims in a pool of feces for 1 second but thinks its no big deal because he didnt stay in said pool a second longer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585632) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:12 AM Author: spectacular irate university Of the 600 girls you claim to have fucked, you've never accidentally picked up a stinker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585640) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:14 AM Author: olive comical meetinghouse ive fucked plenty of girls with smelly pussies. asian, black, white, doesnt matter. just depends on the individual.
im just bustin your balls for AGWWGing, like i do to all posters who AGWWG. for the record i support AGWWG 100%. i genuinely wish cumskins did it the right way though |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:16 AM Author: spectacular irate university I agree. But this wasn't dirty pussy smell. It was unbathed Chinese peasant smell. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585658) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:19 AM Author: Carnelian ape athletic conference What's the "right way" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585669) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:30 AM Author: olive comical meetinghouse dewd i literally just told you. if youre going to meet a korean chick, before you do anything just ask her
"have you ever dated a foreigner?"
if the answer is yes, move onto the next one
if the answer is no, you found a unicorn. congratulations |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:37 AM Author: diverse puce philosopher-king lodge I was wife's first white boy, but she's Chinese-American. Am I ok? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585707) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:41 AM Author: olive comical meetinghouse you did the right thing. as much as i love to poke fun at you on here i support your AGWWG marriage 100%
of course, i do not know how conservative chinese society is w/r/t foreigners. im just speaking from my experiences as a korean |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:43 AM Author: diverse puce philosopher-king lodge ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585720) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:58 PM Author: Angry roast beef spot (Ching ching hyung holding HANDSOME passport claiming to be arpha kolean) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34588136) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:17 AM Author: Angry roast beef spot You're not even Korean. Just ask your cousins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585665) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:18 AM Author: Carnelian ape athletic conference (MAF Korean American jelly of nyuug) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585667) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:51 AM Author: Angry roast beef spot Absolute worst especially if the girl is hot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585562) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:30 PM Author: Pea-brained elastic band LOL, nyuug is getting triggered hard by AGWWG-threading these days, wonder why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34587885) |