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Chubby 18 year old Asian girl threw up on my dick

Taking Qs. She was aspie and her pussy smelled horrific. Gra...
Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire
  11/01/17
How did you get into this situation
saffron at-the-ready factory reset button
  11/01/17
I texted a few of my regular girls but they were busy or out...
Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire
  11/01/17
lmao kooky
saffron at-the-ready factory reset button
  11/01/17
What was your hail Mary message
poppy wonderful hominid stead
  11/01/17
Hey wyd? "Dress shopping with a friend* Want to...
Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire
  11/01/17
Nice (or, I guess not) Did you message her at all before o...
poppy wonderful hominid stead
  11/01/17
We had texted for a while then she said some weird shit like...
Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire
  11/01/17
Wtf
poppy wonderful hominid stead
  11/01/17
Did you make her eat it? I mean, her own puke.
Abnormal pink ticket booth national security agency
  11/01/17
No I just said what the fuck and walked out of the room. Whe...
Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire
  11/01/17
TTIWWOP
insane magenta parlor feces
  11/01/17
You do *not* want pics of this one. I can refer you to some ...
Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire
  11/01/17
post the pics nigga
insane magenta parlor feces
  11/01/17
no i want pics of this
blue harsh hell
  11/01/17
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cerebral sable volcanic crater
  11/01/17
POST THE PICS FGT
Iridescent zombie-like principal's office kitty cat
  11/01/17
Look the girls I've posted pics of have generally been prett...
Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire
  11/02/17
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cerebral sable volcanic crater
  11/02/17
Just imagine a chubby girl walking around in tights all day ...
Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire
  11/02/17
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buck-toothed soul-stirring partner
  11/02/17
sand bobs pls
Brindle Metal Organic Girlfriend
  11/02/17
You’re a very gross individual, inside and out
peach dilemma lettuce
  11/01/17
On this day I have to agree unfortunately. I can still smell...
Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire
  11/01/17
spin, ratfucks
Topaz party of the first part
  11/02/17
You made her gag? Or she was just drunk? Chubby Asian fuck ...
poppy wonderful hominid stead
  11/01/17
A lot of girls like gagging. First time I've had this experi...
Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire
  11/01/17
See edit. Fob?
poppy wonderful hominid stead
  11/01/17
Nope American born but in her defense she wasn't planning on...
Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire
  11/01/17
pics of this smelly beast plz
violet filthpig box office
  11/01/17
if she wasn't a chubbette with a bowl full of noodles from t...
Passionate nursing home
  11/01/17
gross
poppy wonderful hominid stead
  11/01/17
Always have to admire dedication like that 180 And tbh I ...
Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire
  11/02/17
...
cerebral sable volcanic crater
  11/01/17
the bitterness and horror of reality.
buck-toothed soul-stirring partner
  11/02/17
Spent 2 hours unable to focus on anything but sex then spent...
Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire
  11/02/17
...
Glittery gay sanctuary
  11/02/17
Pics plz
onyx seedy scourge upon the earth
  11/02/17
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onyx seedy scourge upon the earth
  11/02/17
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Lascivious tanning salon tank
  11/02/17
She was likely disgusted by OP's tiny pink dick. This will ...
Carmine fat ankles range
  11/02/17
i thought asian pussy smelled like rain only. have only been...
bonkers whorehouse clown
  11/02/17
Her and a half Filipino girl that's in my long term rotation...
Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire
  11/02/17
A FOB I hooked up with years ago was the most foul smelling ...
onyx seedy scourge upon the earth
  11/02/17
stuffwhitepeoplelike: fucking nasty asian girls who fuck for...
insane magenta parlor feces
  11/02/17
Goddamn right. Asians (including you) exist to service the w...
Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire
  11/02/17
I wasn't the foreigner, she was. Straight up peasant importe...
onyx seedy scourge upon the earth
  11/02/17
you do realize that asian girls who fuck non-asian guys are ...
insane magenta parlor feces
  11/02/17
I don't care? And unlike you, I am not the foreigner in t...
onyx seedy scourge upon the earth
  11/02/17
you do realize that koreans call anyone non-korean a foreign...
insane magenta parlor feces
  11/02/17
Actually, she wasn't Korean, she was Chinese. And I didn't f...
onyx seedy scourge upon the earth
  11/02/17
(guy who thinks smegma is found in the armpit)
insane magenta parlor feces
  11/02/17
Uh what?
onyx seedy scourge upon the earth
  11/02/17
...
cerebral sable volcanic crater
  11/02/17
this is literally how koreans define korean nationality, i s...
insane magenta parlor feces
  11/02/17
So why aren't you a citiz...oh right.
onyx seedy scourge upon the earth
  11/02/17
i am a korean citizen, actually :)
insane magenta parlor feces
  11/02/17
Congrats! Jokes aside, how did you sidestep the military ser...
onyx seedy scourge upon the earth
  11/02/17
...
onyx seedy scourge upon the earth
  11/02/17
Korea's nationality laws are constantly changing. Theres ...
insane magenta parlor feces
  11/02/17
Interesting. Are your parents US citizens?
onyx seedy scourge upon the earth
  11/02/17
Both of them are, yep. It's the only way I got my F4 visa - ...
insane magenta parlor feces
  11/02/17
So how then were you born a Korean citizen if you were born ...
onyx seedy scourge upon the earth
  11/02/17
At the time of my birth, both of my parents were Korean citi...
insane magenta parlor feces
  11/02/17
So the termination of Korean citizenship does not happen aut...
onyx seedy scourge upon the earth
  11/02/17
No, it did not happen automatically. You had to choose one o...
insane magenta parlor feces
  11/02/17
Are you legally treated as a citizen or is this just your in...
Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire
  11/02/17
It's not my interpretation, it's verbatim what the law itsel...
insane magenta parlor feces
  11/02/17
Why don't you report it?
Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire
  11/02/17
Why do you think I have not? You'd have to serve. :)
insane magenta parlor feces
  11/02/17
So you are sort of like a gypsy.
onyx seedy scourge upon the earth
  11/02/17
In some ways, yes. Dat God Visa ftw.
insane magenta parlor feces
  11/02/17
(chaebong hyung)
primrose razzmatazz nowag liquid oxygen
  11/02/17
So you're not Korean and you had to flee America in shame. ...
Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire
  11/02/17
lmao, this is the saddest thing ive read
primrose razzmatazz nowag liquid oxygen
  11/02/17
And where did I say anything about dating a bug person? Just...
onyx seedy scourge upon the earth
  11/02/17
(guy who swims in a pool of feces for 1 second but thinks it...
insane magenta parlor feces
  11/02/17
Of the 600 girls you claim to have fucked, you've never acci...
onyx seedy scourge upon the earth
  11/02/17
ive fucked plenty of girls with smelly pussies. asian, black...
insane magenta parlor feces
  11/02/17
I agree. But this wasn't dirty pussy smell. It was unbathed ...
onyx seedy scourge upon the earth
  11/02/17
What's the "right way"
poppy wonderful hominid stead
  11/02/17
dewd i literally just told you. if youre going to meet a kor...
insane magenta parlor feces
  11/02/17
I was wife's first white boy, but she's Chinese-American. A...
marvelous hospital electric furnace
  11/02/17
you did the right thing. as much as i love to poke fun at yo...
insane magenta parlor feces
  11/02/17
ty
marvelous hospital electric furnace
  11/02/17
(Ching ching hyung holding HANDSOME passport claiming to be ...
Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire
  11/02/17
You're not even Korean. Just ask your cousins
Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire
  11/02/17
(MAF Korean American jelly of nyuug)
poppy wonderful hominid stead
  11/02/17
Absolute worst especially if the girl is hot
Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire
  11/02/17
LOL, nyuug is getting triggered hard by AGWWG-threading thes...
sienna police squad theatre
  11/02/17


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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire

Taking Qs. She was aspie and her pussy smelled horrific. Granny panties. I soaped myself off then jacked off onto her ample chuhby tits.

All in all one of the worst sexual experiences in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584415)



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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: saffron at-the-ready factory reset button

How did you get into this situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584419)



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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire

I texted a few of my regular girls but they were busy or out of town. Tossed a hail Mary to this oddball I talked to on tinder a month ago. She was near my place dress shopping with a friend. Told her to come over, was surprised (and borderline disappointed) when she said yes.

Took 5 mg cialis. She gave me head for 5 minutes then started deep throating like a true Asian slit for handsome but then threw up. Had to clean half digested noodles off my balls and out of my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584455)



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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: saffron at-the-ready factory reset button

lmao kooky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584463)



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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: poppy wonderful hominid stead

What was your hail Mary message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584504)



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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:23 PM
Author: Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire

Hey wyd?

"Dress shopping with a friend*

Want to come over?

"Okay when"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584511)



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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: poppy wonderful hominid stead

Nice (or, I guess not)

Did you message her at all before or was she just a random match

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584534)



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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire

We had texted for a while then she said some weird shit like she was taking a break from sex so I stopped talking to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584671)



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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: poppy wonderful hominid stead

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584707)



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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Abnormal pink ticket booth national security agency

Did you make her eat it? I mean, her own puke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584423)



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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire

No I just said what the fuck and walked out of the room. When I came back she was like half in tears and cleaning my bed with my fucking shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584472)



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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: insane magenta parlor feces

TTIWWOP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584424)



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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire

You do *not* want pics of this one. I can refer you to some of my other work if you need unzipping material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584462)



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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: insane magenta parlor feces

post the pics nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584549)



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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: blue harsh hell

no i want pics of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584672)



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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:53 PM
Author: cerebral sable volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584778)



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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:45 PM
Author: Iridescent zombie-like principal's office kitty cat

POST THE PICS FGT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire

Look the girls I've posted pics of have generally been pretty hot to hot I don't want to fuck up my streak you niggers.

But I will ask for nudes of her chubby tits and post those because that's her only semi redeeming quality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584951)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: cerebral sable volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584959)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire

Just imagine a chubby girl walking around in tights all day then unleashing that waft into your room.

She asked me to go down on her and I just didn't say anything lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584971)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: buck-toothed soul-stirring partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585012)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Brindle Metal Organic Girlfriend

sand bobs pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34587792)



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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: peach dilemma lettuce

You’re a very gross individual, inside and out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584474)



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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire

On this day I have to agree unfortunately. I can still smell acid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584479)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:27 AM
Author: Topaz party of the first part

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585681)



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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:23 PM
Author: poppy wonderful hominid stead

You made her gag? Or she was just drunk?

Chubby Asian fuck buddy I had recently loved gagging on my cock, I always kind of hated it because I fear this exact scenario (less the smelly pussy and granny panties)

Was this girl a fob? They're the only ones i imagine wear granny panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584513)



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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire

A lot of girls like gagging. First time I've had this experience. Fucking disgusting.

She was sober so I guess I made her gag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584520)



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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:26 PM
Author: poppy wonderful hominid stead

See edit. Fob?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584538)



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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire

Nope American born but in her defense she wasn't planning on meeting me until she was already out. She said she felt bad about them too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584665)



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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: violet filthpig box office

pics of this smelly beast plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584698)



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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:46 PM
Author: Passionate nursing home

if she wasn't a chubbette with a bowl full of noodles from the food court, that could've been sexy.

i remember the first time a girl told me that she liked getting her head jammed down, it was an eye-opener. down the road she actually did yack a bit, but it was just from being drunk. she finished like a good little lush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584724)



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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:49 PM
Author: poppy wonderful hominid stead

gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584744)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:11 AM
Author: Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire

Always have to admire dedication like that 180

And tbh I can't think of any situation where this would be sexy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584938)



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Date: November 1st, 2017 11:49 PM
Author: cerebral sable volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584748)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: buck-toothed soul-stirring partner

the bitterness and horror of reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34584977)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire

Spent 2 hours unable to focus on anything but sex then spent 2 hours after contemplating how fucking horrible that was.

Damn our reptilian brains brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585027)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Glittery gay sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34587883)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:46 AM
Author: onyx seedy scourge upon the earth

Pics plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585275)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: onyx seedy scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585460)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:50 AM
Author: Lascivious tanning salon tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585296)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:50 AM
Author: Carmine fat ankles range

She was likely disgusted by OP's tiny pink dick. This will traumatize her and I expect her to become full lesbo in a few years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585299)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: bonkers whorehouse clown

i thought asian pussy smelled like rain only. have only been with one but it was impeccable i could eat her out forever (and did). and a good female friend said that this could be generalized.

maybe she just didnt practice good hygiene though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585468)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:41 AM
Author: Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire

Her and a half Filipino girl that's in my long term rotation have the rankest fish stench I've ever experienced.

Next worst is a white girl, than a Puerto Rican. Have had good luck with black girls. And actually the absolute worst is a Latvian I met in Austria. Literally had to stop after 2 minutes it was so bad.

Best taste and smell remains a heroic Finnish 22 year old couch surfer. She didn't let me fuck her but i wasn't even mad just loved eating that pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585523)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:49 AM
Author: onyx seedy scourge upon the earth

A FOB I hooked up with years ago was the most foul smelling individual I have ever met. Cute as hell and when I finally got her back to my place I noticed a slight aroma. Each layer of clothing I removed caused the faint aroma to evolve into a rank stench. I got her down to t shirt and panties and had to stop. I was gagging. Fucking vile.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585559)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: insane magenta parlor feces

stuffwhitepeoplelike: fucking nasty asian girls who fuck foreigners and then wondering why their asian girls are nasty and diseased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585561)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:51 AM
Author: Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire

Goddamn right. Asians (including you) exist to service the white man. Get back to making my phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585564)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: onyx seedy scourge upon the earth

I wasn't the foreigner, she was. Straight up peasant imported to work in a trendy sushi bar. Living 5 to an apartment above the joint on her "on" days and then bused to Fresh Meadows for her "off" days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585566)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:54 AM
Author: insane magenta parlor feces

you do realize that asian girls who fuck non-asian guys are literally yellow cabs? i have told xoxo cumskins probably a million times how to choose good asian girls:

simply ask them "have you ever dated a foreigner before?" if the answer is yes, steer clear.

that is, unless, of course, you are ok with tuna puss.

but xoxo cumskins will never learn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585573)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:54 AM
Author: onyx seedy scourge upon the earth

I don't care?

And unlike you, I am not the foreigner in the land where I live. She was.

And I generally despise Asian women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585577)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: insane magenta parlor feces

you do realize that koreans call anyone non-korean a foreigner regardless of the country they find themselves in, right?

we dont equate ones nationality with geography. it lies in our blood. thats why a korean in nigeria will call an igbo dewd a foreigner.

you are and always will be a foreigner to koreans because you arent of korean blood.

now, its possible you fucked some third world asian like a filipino or something but im just letting you know how koreans roll.

enjoy your tuna puss bro. the fact that you are ok with dating a korean girl who has fucked foreigners is sad though. very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585585)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:00 AM
Author: onyx seedy scourge upon the earth

Actually, she wasn't Korean, she was Chinese. And I didn't fuck her because she stunk. And it wasn't her cunt that smelled, it was disgusting BO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585592)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: insane magenta parlor feces

(guy who thinks smegma is found in the armpit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585628)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: onyx seedy scourge upon the earth

Uh what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585634)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: cerebral sable volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585593)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: insane magenta parlor feces

this is literally how koreans define korean nationality, i shit you not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585637)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: onyx seedy scourge upon the earth

So why aren't you a citiz...oh right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585642)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:16 AM
Author: insane magenta parlor feces

i am a korean citizen, actually :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585656)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: onyx seedy scourge upon the earth

Congrats! Jokes aside, how did you sidestep the military service issue? I was under the impression that it is basically non negotiable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585664)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:27 AM
Author: onyx seedy scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:29 AM
Author: insane magenta parlor feces

Korea's nationality laws are constantly changing.

Theres basically 3 ways you can get Korean citizenship.

1 - parents are K-citizens*

2 - abandoned kid found on the street

3 - naturalization

Before the 2010 revised Nationality Law, all Koreans with dual citizenship had to renounce 1 of their citizenships before they turned 18.

My parents were both Korean citizens at the time of my birth, which meant that I was a Korean citizen from the moment I was born.

But there is a loophole:

We have a family registration system called the hojuk. If your name is not recorded in it, you can live in Korea without having to serve. You can live in Korea on the God Visa - aka the F4 visa - which is essentially a Korean Green Card - I can stay here indefinitely: I have the F4 and my name was never registered in my hojuk. The only people who qualify for the F4 are ethnic Koreans. Foreigners can't get it.

The reason why you hear horror stories of Koreans born abroad getting pressed into military service is their parents, or their grandparents, reported their birth and their names went into the hojuk system. So these poor dewds born in America come to visit Korea and then they get snatched up by the military even though they didn't even know they were Korean citizens the entire time.

I confirmed my Korean citizen status when I went to immigration to naturalize last year. The immigration officer said I was not allowed to naturalize because I was already a citizen.

I've explained this maybe a hundred times here but I'm always happy to drop some knowledge on the unenlightened.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585689)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:33 AM
Author: onyx seedy scourge upon the earth

Interesting. Are your parents US citizens?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585701)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:37 AM
Author: insane magenta parlor feces

Both of them are, yep. It's the only way I got my F4 visa - your father must renounce his Korean citizenship & have foreign citizenship in order for you to get the F4.

I could be an immigration lawyer in Korea because I know the immigration laws to a tee here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585706)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:42 AM
Author: onyx seedy scourge upon the earth

So how then were you born a Korean citizen if you were born to two US citizens? Dual citizenship is prohibited? Interesting loophole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:46 AM
Author: insane magenta parlor feces

At the time of my birth, both of my parents were Korean citizens. That is why I was a Korean citizen when I was born.

Both of my parents naturalized to the U.S. after I was born and my father renounced his Korean citizenship much after he naturalized to the U.S.

Dual citizenship was prohibited up to 2010, but allowed after that. So legally I am actually a dual citizen. I just don't own a Korean passport. That's why when RSF says I'm not a Korean citizen I just laugh at him.

Yep, the laws here are kooky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585734)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:48 AM
Author: onyx seedy scourge upon the earth

So the termination of Korean citizenship does not happen automatically upon naturalization to another state? Was there a penalty for his failure to immediately file the renunciation paperwork?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585739)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 3:11 AM
Author: insane magenta parlor feces

No, it did not happen automatically. You had to choose one or the other before you turned 18 before the new nationality law was passed.

If you did not renounce your K-citizenship, obviously you would've had to serve just like every other K-citizen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585801)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 3:03 AM
Author: Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire

Are you legally treated as a citizen or is this just your interpretation?

Why can't you get a Korean passport?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585787)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 3:15 AM
Author: insane magenta parlor feces

It's not my interpretation, it's verbatim what the law itself says and what the immigration officer confirmed after I met her in person:

https://elaw.klri.re.kr/eng_service/lawView.do?hseq=40003&lang=ENG

In order to get a passport, you need a K-citizen card. And in order to get a K-citizen card, you need to report your birth. I never reported my birth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585808)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 3:18 AM
Author: Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire

Why don't you report it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585817)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: insane magenta parlor feces

Why do you think I have not? You'd have to serve. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585822)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 3:23 AM
Author: onyx seedy scourge upon the earth

So you are sort of like a gypsy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585828)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 3:29 AM
Author: insane magenta parlor feces

In some ways, yes. Dat God Visa ftw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585833)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 3:49 AM
Author: primrose razzmatazz nowag liquid oxygen

(chaebong hyung)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585857)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire

So you're not Korean and you had to flee America in shame.

Where do you belong exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34588011)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 3:47 AM
Author: primrose razzmatazz nowag liquid oxygen

lmao, this is the saddest thing ive read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585855)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:03 AM
Author: onyx seedy scourge upon the earth

And where did I say anything about dating a bug person? Just because Ive fucked a few slopes here and there does not mean I'd ever date one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585600)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: insane magenta parlor feces

(guy who swims in a pool of feces for 1 second but thinks its no big deal because he didnt stay in said pool a second longer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585632)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:12 AM
Author: onyx seedy scourge upon the earth

Of the 600 girls you claim to have fucked, you've never accidentally picked up a stinker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585640)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: insane magenta parlor feces

ive fucked plenty of girls with smelly pussies. asian, black, white, doesnt matter. just depends on the individual.

im just bustin your balls for AGWWGing, like i do to all posters who AGWWG. for the record i support AGWWG 100%. i genuinely wish cumskins did it the right way though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585650)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:16 AM
Author: onyx seedy scourge upon the earth

I agree. But this wasn't dirty pussy smell. It was unbathed Chinese peasant smell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585658)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:19 AM
Author: poppy wonderful hominid stead

What's the "right way"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585669)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:30 AM
Author: insane magenta parlor feces

dewd i literally just told you. if youre going to meet a korean chick, before you do anything just ask her

"have you ever dated a foreigner?"

if the answer is yes, move onto the next one

if the answer is no, you found a unicorn. congratulations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585692)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:37 AM
Author: marvelous hospital electric furnace

I was wife's first white boy, but she's Chinese-American. Am I ok?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585707)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:41 AM
Author: insane magenta parlor feces

you did the right thing. as much as i love to poke fun at you on here i support your AGWWG marriage 100%

of course, i do not know how conservative chinese society is w/r/t foreigners. im just speaking from my experiences as a korean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585715)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:43 AM
Author: marvelous hospital electric furnace

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585720)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire

(Ching ching hyung holding HANDSOME passport claiming to be arpha kolean)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34588136)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire

You're not even Korean. Just ask your cousins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585665)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: poppy wonderful hominid stead

(MAF Korean American jelly of nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585667)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:51 AM
Author: Dead transparent potus multi-billionaire

Absolute worst especially if the girl is hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34585562)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: sienna police squad theatre

LOL, nyuug is getting triggered hard by AGWWG-threading these days, wonder why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3782890&forum_id=2#34587885)