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tired meme that needs to go away: evan39 is a biglaw partner

it was funny once and still yields the VERY occasional 180, ...
Cowardly indian lodge
  11/03/17
No kidding. I preferred the hedge fund/CEO stuff myself.
Rose Mad Cow Disease Gaming Laptop
  11/03/17
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=506746&forum...
Magenta Ratface
  11/03/17
We've been over that several times.
Rose Mad Cow Disease Gaming Laptop
  11/03/17
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=713261&forum...
Magenta Ratface
  11/03/17
Now you're just trying to hurt my feelings.
Rose Mad Cow Disease Gaming Laptop
  11/03/17
Bro I'm a shitlawyer making 90k can you hook me up with your...
Magenta Ratface
  11/03/17
That's when I was studying for the LSAT and thought I was go...
Rose Mad Cow Disease Gaming Laptop
  11/03/17
Do these ties still exist? Have you ever thought about bein...
Magenta Ratface
  11/03/17
In retrospect, I had no ties and was just an ambitious kid. ...
Rose Mad Cow Disease Gaming Laptop
  11/03/17
Nothing is sexier than a frumpy law shrew
Magenta Ratface
  11/03/17
Arent the credentials for paralegal to have a pulse?
impressive shrine roast beef
  02/04/21
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Duck-like brunch
  11/03/17
CSLG makes it seem so easy. His office was so minimalistic....
Magenta Ratface
  11/03/17
...
Duck-like brunch
  11/03/17
Florida v. Nuffin
Insane Locus
  11/03/17
If I went solo I'd use my second bedroom (empty) as my offic...
Magenta Ratface
  11/03/17
FYI tips@nsa.gov is a different font.
Talking Step-uncle's House Knife
  11/09/17
I was reading this thread and came to make the exact same co...
Talking Step-uncle's House Knife
  12/16/17
Feel like the real evan39 gave his account to community many...
razzle amber chapel
  11/04/17
Cr if by gave his account to community you mean murdered and...
sable fluffy box office main people
  12/16/17
Cr
light ceo
  11/03/17
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Galvanic Alcoholic Senate Circlehead
  11/03/17
I might seriously go to law school and become Seattle's answ...
Rose Mad Cow Disease Gaming Laptop
  11/03/17
u can maek it!
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  11/03/17
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Magenta Ratface
  11/03/17
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Cerebral feces
  11/03/17
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motley masturbator police squad
  11/03/17
You should go into BIG FOOD AND DRUG LITIGATION and expose t...
Aromatic outnumbered windowlicker
  11/03/17
Odd reverse-flame flame.
Insane Locus
  11/03/17
He's a marine biologist, actually
Sticky Corn Cake
  11/03/17
"Is anyone here a marine biologist?"
Rose Mad Cow Disease Gaming Laptop
  11/03/17
"U.S. Marine Corps Biologist and Anatomy Inspector, Dr....
wild ultramarine goal in life market
  11/09/17
Drop those pants chad hehe
Rose Mad Cow Disease Gaming Laptop
  11/09/17
im not sure how this meme even got started. what does xo thi...
Swashbuckling wrinkle generalized bond
  11/03/17
Meme?
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  11/03/17
(faggot)
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  11/04/17
Cr it needs a to go
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  11/09/17
no true, honest and faithful poster, really believes this. ...
Jet-lagged Pearl Office Clown
  11/09/17
...
Rose Mad Cow Disease Gaming Laptop
  11/09/17
(guy angry that the new renovations on Evan39's beachfront h...
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  11/09/17
great post queer
Cowardly indian lodge
  07/05/18
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drab trailer park
  12/16/17
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snowy piazza
  05/07/18
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Cowardly indian lodge
  01/07/19
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180 bull headed liquid oxygen cruise ship
  01/16/19
it was funny when he was the ONLY prole trash on a board of ...
Charcoal useless wagecucks
  01/16/19
...
ocher gaping
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Provocative white stage personal credit line
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frisky volcanic crater party of the first part
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Topaz fantasy-prone whorehouse potus
  11/28/22
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aphrodisiac slap-happy famous landscape painting
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Ivory laughsome institution
  02/03/24
r u implying he's "of counsel"?
Narrow-minded internet-worthy dog poop
  02/03/24
How dare you
Rose Mad Cow Disease Gaming Laptop
  02/03/24


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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Cowardly indian lodge

it was funny once and still yields the VERY occasional 180, but lazily replying to evan with “hyuck hyuck, how did you find time to write that between client meetings?” and such is a sure sign of a trash poaster trying way too hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593499)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: Rose Mad Cow Disease Gaming Laptop

No kidding. I preferred the hedge fund/CEO stuff myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593505)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:58 AM
Author: Magenta Ratface

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=506746&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593506)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:58 AM
Author: Rose Mad Cow Disease Gaming Laptop

We've been over that several times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593511)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Magenta Ratface

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=713261&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593514)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Rose Mad Cow Disease Gaming Laptop

Now you're just trying to hurt my feelings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593516)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: Magenta Ratface

Bro I'm a shitlawyer making 90k can you hook me up with your ties

Date: December 18th, 2008 2:47 AM

Author: evan39

I have incredible ties to several attractive secondary markets on the west coast. LOL @ the losers who follow the herd to NYC with no chance of making partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: Rose Mad Cow Disease Gaming Laptop

That's when I was studying for the LSAT and thought I was going to be hot shit. Fate had other plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593522)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Magenta Ratface

Do these ties still exist? Have you ever thought about being a paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593525)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: Rose Mad Cow Disease Gaming Laptop

In retrospect, I had no ties and was just an ambitious kid. I've considered paralegal but don't have the credentials and have no desire to get them. I don't want to deal with shrews, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593528)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: Magenta Ratface

Nothing is sexier than a frumpy law shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593533)



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Date: February 4th, 2021 8:59 AM
Author: impressive shrine roast beef

Arent the credentials for paralegal to have a pulse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#41883915)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: Duck-like brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593532)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:09 AM
Author: Magenta Ratface

CSLG makes it seem so easy. His office was so minimalistic. Looks like a room two guys would play overwatch in. The office was completely paperless. I go into my office and have 35 stacks of discovery to do.

He doesn't advertise at all. He had five new cases on Tuesday alone.

I really want to go solo but I have a ton of expenses and a wife and only 10k in the bank. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593545)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: Duck-like brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593584)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Insane Locus

Florida v. Nuffin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593590)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:22 AM
Author: Magenta Ratface

If I went solo I'd use my second bedroom (empty) as my office. I'm up to discuss anything. I heard rumors one of the big name PI firms (big marketers) started by being funded by a paralegal who then immediately became partner once he passed the bar

Did tinychat happen last weekend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593599)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 4:46 AM
Author: Talking Step-uncle's House Knife

FYI tips@nsa.gov is a different font.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34641221)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 7:11 AM
Author: Talking Step-uncle's House Knife

I was reading this thread and came to make the exact same comment again. Biglaw training!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34933569)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: razzle amber chapel

Feel like the real evan39 gave his account to community many years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34600849)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 7:09 AM
Author: sable fluffy box office main people

Cr if by gave his account to community you mean murdered and stored a la Norma Bates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34933564)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 3:11 AM
Author: light ceo

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593986)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: Galvanic Alcoholic Senate Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593539)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:09 AM
Author: Rose Mad Cow Disease Gaming Laptop

I might seriously go to law school and become Seattle's answer to Saul Goodman. Don't crash your car if you see huge billboards with EVAN GOLDSTEIN ATTORNEY AT LAW on I-5 in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593549)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:14 AM
Author: federal multi-colored dysfunction range

u can maek it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593567)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:16 AM
Author: Magenta Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593574)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:41 AM
Author: Mind-boggling lilac electric furnace pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593663)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:44 AM
Author: Cerebral feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593683)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:49 AM
Author: motley masturbator police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593717)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 3:59 AM
Author: Aromatic outnumbered windowlicker

You should go into BIG FOOD AND DRUG LITIGATION and expose the "use by" date fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34594086)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: Insane Locus

Odd reverse-flame flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593579)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Sticky Corn Cake

He's a marine biologist, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593588)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Rose Mad Cow Disease Gaming Laptop

"Is anyone here a marine biologist?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593597)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:57 AM
Author: wild ultramarine goal in life market

"U.S. Marine Corps Biologist and Anatomy Inspector, Dr. Evan Goldstein"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640802)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:59 AM
Author: Rose Mad Cow Disease Gaming Laptop

Drop those pants chad hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640810)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: Swashbuckling wrinkle generalized bond

im not sure how this meme even got started. what does xo think happens to lib arts grads from prole families?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593764)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 3:16 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Elite Factory Reset Button Center

Meme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593996)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: alcoholic regret state

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34600829)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 3:52 AM
Author: haunting pink parlour

Cr it needs a to go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34594071)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: bateful aquamarine alpha keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640641)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Pearl Office Clown

no true, honest and faithful poster, really believes this.

we know evan is a grocer.

evan is a grocer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640650)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:41 AM
Author: Rose Mad Cow Disease Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640727)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:35 AM
Author: bipolar striped hyena corner

(guy angry that the new renovations on Evan39's beachfront home in Southhampton now COMPLETELY block his view of the ocean)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34641260)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: Cowardly indian lodge

great post queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#36366489)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 5:44 AM
Author: drab trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34933389)



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Date: May 7th, 2018 6:29 AM
Author: snowy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#35997081)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:12 AM
Author: Cowardly indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#37542445)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:08 AM
Author: 180 bull headed liquid oxygen cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#37601634)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:11 AM
Author: Charcoal useless wagecucks

it was funny when he was the ONLY prole trash on a board of lawyers and scholars, but now...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#37601654)



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Author: frisky volcanic crater party of the first part



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Date: December 3rd, 2020 4:50 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#41477577)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#47363696)



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Date: February 3rd, 2024 10:00 PM
Author: Narrow-minded internet-worthy dog poop

r u implying he's "of counsel"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#47363705)



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Date: February 3rd, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: Rose Mad Cow Disease Gaming Laptop

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#47363713)