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order sex toys on amzn and a warehouse worker is forced to find it in 60 seconds

from the moment I hit order, the timer starts -- they're obl...
yapping kitchen telephone
  11/05/17
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red main people
  11/06/17
pretty sure Jeff does this also, but he does it for hours si...
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once amazon trolley slaves pass through the metal detectors ...
yapping kitchen telephone
  11/06/17
sounds like Scientology
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did you read about SEAORG? Tom Cruise getting GAKKKKKED out ...
yapping kitchen telephone
  11/06/17
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Date: November 5th, 2017 8:01 AM
Author: yapping kitchen telephone

from the moment I hit order, the timer starts -- they're obligated to WALK™ (as per amazon health & safety) 100 aisles away in under a minute to the location of 'vibrating cock ring /w cat tail' shove their arm into a ballpit of junk, claw around for it, palm it, handle and finally scan it, compelled to mentally read the entire designation of this tricked out sex toy & confirm selection, seared into their mind -- "this is my job"

I do this and then cancel the order, by the time it's shipped, it's being rerouted back or bumped to satiate demand elsewhere

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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:30 AM
Author: red main people

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Date: November 5th, 2017 8:18 AM
Author: yapping kitchen telephone

pretty sure Jeff does this also, but he does it for hours since he can get a live-feed, 24/7 worldwide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3785963&forum_id=2#34607810)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Crawly university toilet seat



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Date: November 5th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: Cowardly sick death wish

lol 18000

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Date: November 5th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: yapping kitchen telephone



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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:01 AM
Author: yapping kitchen telephone

once amazon trolley slaves pass through the metal detectors at their plantations and enter the warehouse -- they cease to be people

they become Jeff's property. merely ambulatory creatures recompensed as feasibly close to minimum "wage" as he can get away with, to gain the privilege of being worked to the bone for every ounce of productivity & efficiency possible, their limbs, cardiovascular systems, their minds, all his.

task-masters saunter about with the whip of the future, iPads with proprietary intranet, serviced with real-time data feeds and live employee efficacy statistics, every single second is accounted for, timed, logged, critiqued & resolved in degrading one on one 'auditing sessions'



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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:19 AM
Author: Appetizing sapphire corn cake

sounds like Scientology

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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:20 AM
Author: yapping kitchen telephone

did you read about SEAORG? Tom Cruise getting GAKKKKKED out with leagues of slaves waiting on him and miscavige hand & foot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3785963&forum_id=2#34615208)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:23 AM
Author: Appetizing sapphire corn cake

hhnngghhhh

evil, but they get away with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3785963&forum_id=2#34615210)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: Crawly university toilet seat



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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:13 AM
Author: Naked crackhouse



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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: yapping kitchen telephone

rate the 404 image

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Date: November 6th, 2017 7:18 AM
Author: Contagious Area

apropos

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Date: November 13th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: yapping kitchen telephone



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Date: November 6th, 2017 7:16 AM
Author: slate sneaky criminal



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:12 PM
Author: yapping kitchen telephone

100BILLION

https://static.businessinsider.com/image/5967a44d0976db56008b4e6d/image.jpg

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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: Poppy zombie-like coldplay fan associate

I went through a phase where this bothered me. Then I get 6 months free prime and stopped thinking about it.

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