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ITT: the sluttiest behavior you have witnessed in your entire life

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zippy wrinkle
  11/06/17
guy get's completely bodied in street fight by perfect stran...
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  11/06/17
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?
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this isnt slutty, it's downright old fashioned
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Electric national security agency idiot
  08/28/18
Id rather not talk about that night *giggles*
Bateful State Athletic Conference
  11/06/17
It involves doobs and the flying j in Victorville
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  11/06/17
Like so many other stories
fighting address
  11/06/17
(ran here) Was he anal douching with sprite behind the trail...
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Electric national security agency idiot
  08/28/18
Would niggas running a train count?
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- girl at spring break in high school getting fucked on the ...
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ljl
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jfc
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lol imagine doing that now - you'd be charged with rape with...
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  11/06/17
That sounds disgusting. It was the Kentucky Derby she was pr...
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  11/07/17
Was 17 on a family spring break vacation. Out at a bar drunk...
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Girl my roommate fucked ended up sleeping in my bed. I got b...
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  11/06/17
This didn't happen you're a hideously ugly 5'4" loser
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  11/06/17
not sexual. was hanging out on a deck overlooking parking lo...
Sick piazza
  11/06/17
Is this the tree man origin story?
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  11/06/17
lol fuck. did you yell anything from the deck?
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  11/06/17
no. i went home and jerked
Sick piazza
  11/06/17
impossibly laughable flame
very tactful misunderstood tanning salon
  11/06/17
no. it only increased my fetish for IR pr0n
Sick piazza
  11/06/17
Buddy and I talked to two girls for 20 minutes at a bar. O...
deep azure legend
  11/06/17
that's someone's daughter, bro!
Sick piazza
  11/06/17
eiffel tower hand clasp?
walnut dog poop
  11/06/17
Eiffle tower high fives. I was annoyed because he kept wan...
deep azure legend
  11/06/17
I've had this happen before only there wasn't a girl
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  11/07/17
Underrated
Violent Thriller Pit
  11/08/17
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walnut dog poop
  08/28/18
*closes laptop* welp, that's enough xo for me
Electric national security agency idiot
  08/28/18
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Aphrodisiac Tan Cumskin Digit Ratio
  11/06/17
wait...she told you this?
Sick piazza
  11/06/17
Was he the guy - or the dad?
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fighting address
  11/06/17
twist. he was the girl.
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Aphrodisiac Tan Cumskin Digit Ratio
  11/06/17
is she still with attorney bro?
Sick piazza
  11/06/17
Leave spaceporn alone!
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  11/06/17
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Aphrodisiac Tan Cumskin Digit Ratio
  11/06/17
this gets better and better
Sick piazza
  11/06/17
how did you end up living with a hooker?
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zippy wrinkle
  11/06/17
peterman lives in the poasting commune
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Nice father/daughter relationship flame.
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large org. 40th birthday party at bar nearby for some ran...
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  11/06/17
did he know?
Sick piazza
  11/06/17
Damn that is harsh. Was the guy aware and just a resigned cu...
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heard the table end from admin staff who were attending. ...
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this is how crimes of passion happen
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lol wut. were you one of the shitworkers
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sadly, no. in fact buddy was supposed to drop me at airport ...
Rose contagious native sound barrier
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how does that work, he just goes ok see ya guys? and the wif...
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  11/06/17
yeah, he was just saying hi, stopping in as he left work to ...
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  11/06/17
How do you know she actually blew him?
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Probably when colt tried to pimp out Ohio State like that pu...
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nice
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Daytime party at our house that 6 of us rented. Girl we kno...
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  11/06/17
"trucks"? That's retarded
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zippy wrinkle
  08/28/18
I didn't read any of these poasts but I am guessing a lot of...
Violent Thriller Pit
  11/06/17
actually yea
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  11/06/17
180
Violent Thriller Pit
  11/06/17
*puts gun to mouth*
fighting address
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As a sophomore in high school my buddy had a drinking sleep ...
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describe
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zippy wrinkle
  11/06/17
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Electric national security agency idiot
  08/28/18
thankfully did not happen?
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the sluttiest thing you have ever seen was two instances of ...
Spectacular temple
  11/06/17
lolz
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  11/07/17
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zippy wrinkle
  08/28/18
drunk girl let entire suite of guys hit it, one after the ot...
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The Calgary stampede threesome and subsequent publicity h...
self-absorbed titillating lodge main people
  11/06/17
he saw you make out with her and just sat there?
walnut dog poop
  08/28/18
Girl fucked 3 of my football buddies at the same time. Aft...
deep azure legend
  11/06/17
Don't know if this counts or not, but I'm amazed by the IRL ...
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You want to kiss her on the lips after she slurps down a str...
chocolate boyish lay organic girlfriend
  11/06/17
are you the poster who somehow slept with like a dozen diffe...
very tactful misunderstood tanning salon
  11/06/17
Yep. Legend & bodybuilder chicks
self-absorbed titillating lodge main people
  11/06/17
"somehow" -- you pay them money, they sleep with y...
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  11/06/17
Don't give away the dude's secret!
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One WEIRD trick!
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fighting address
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ruby heaven
  08/28/18
Usually but not always. Once these girls book a hotel ro...
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One WEIRD trick! Hookers cost less in cocaine than in money!...
frisky sepia church pistol
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I've never had a hooker do coke in front of me, but maybe th...
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brother, indulge the board with more of your experiences wit...
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  11/06/17
Co-signed
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self-absorbed titillating lodge main people
  11/06/17
*unfolds chairs* *rolls of his socks* *FULLY unzips*
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  11/06/17
Beauty specifically I would meet up with and I'd tell her to...
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  11/07/17
lol u r gay
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  11/07/17
maybe.
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at a strip club we were there for maybe 15 seconds when a gi...
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  11/06/17
Strippers are allllways throwing blowjibbers
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  11/06/17
yea, this was a lot less subtle than normal
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who owns these joints? i always picture doods with slicked b...
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Don't out me bro, I'm trying to run a respeckable bidness he...
ruby heaven
  11/11/17
In HS, 3 of my friends (one was a professional scooter rider...
self-absorbed titillating lodge main people
  11/06/17
Professional scooter rider?
chocolate boyish lay organic girlfriend
  11/06/17
Lol right. They exist/existed
self-absorbed titillating lodge main people
  11/06/17
Girl drunkenly stumbles into hotel suite in Vegas with a guy...
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  11/06/17
describe looks
Sick piazza
  11/06/17
Pretty but disheveled from a night of partying. B cup, fairl...
glassy persian toilet seat
  11/06/17
ugh, I was that guy around 19-20
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  11/06/17
women are children and property.
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  11/06/17
i know this now
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  11/06/17
whenever peterman poasts on xo
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15 yr old ex (i was 17) wanted to have FFM threesome in bath...
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  11/07/17
You turned her down?
scarlet bawdyhouse tattoo
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At friend's house I'm junior high in Poortown USA. His 12-...
Dead umber meetinghouse
  11/06/17
lol flame. 12 ?
judgmental cracking locus lettuce
  11/06/17
U rly think that's flame?
chocolate boyish lay organic girlfriend
  11/06/17
U rly think that's flame?
chocolate boyish lay organic girlfriend
  11/06/17
Not flame. Last I heard she had three kids and didn't know w...
Dead umber meetinghouse
  11/06/17
lol
charismatic locale stock car
  11/08/17
Which town is this exactly?
flushed overrated station faggot firefighter
  08/28/18
1) Went to visit my friend from HS at directional State U. T...
Adventurous theater trust fund
  11/06/17
lol@ number 2 if true. so awkward
Sick piazza
  11/06/17
Huge Irish Catholic family who was really close knit and wit...
Adventurous theater trust fund
  11/06/17
1) did the chick with the black dildo actually do black guys...
Sick piazza
  11/06/17
Not that I knew of, but I’d say chances 50/50 she did based ...
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  11/06/17
flame
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  11/07/17
1. on a camping trip in baja with a bunch of friends during...
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I would say *downloads Grindr*, but gays are even sluttier l...
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have had multiple occasions where i start grinding with a ra...
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lol at thinking getting jacked off in public is notable
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my college roommate was seeing this who was obviously a huge...
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  11/06/17
Girl I'd known for a week sucked my dick in a dark storage r...
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  11/06/17
JFC, where to start. A few that come to mind - The dozens...
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are you doing much foreplay with these tindr chicks? or, is ...
Sick piazza
  11/06/17
are you not familiar with the phrasing of the lick msg?
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  11/06/17
no
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were you the "LICK MSG MASTERMAN" poster or was th...
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lol @ the late HS one u still friends with that cuck?
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Notice how during each flame story RSF wins out over his fri...
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most of the time it seems like you don't like women very muc...
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That's not the case, I love women, but what sort of drunk co...
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I think this criticism is valid in the sense that you consta...
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*squirts milk on the azn DORK above*
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[REDACTED. This is a story I tell IRL. Can't post here]
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  11/11/17
I would have fucked that guy too, tbf. Well done
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  11/11/17
how did they clean up all of the blood?
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  11/07/17
So all your frat brothers fucked each other?
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damn I have led a sheltered life
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meet online?
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We were neighbors. She had seduced me.
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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: zippy wrinkle



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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:17 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal olive liquid oxygen

guy get's completely bodied in street fight by perfect stranger, "his" gf has consensual sex with assailant in the street virtually immediately following

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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:17 PM
Author: walnut dog poop

go on..

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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: very tactful misunderstood tanning salon

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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Spectacular temple

this isnt slutty, it's downright old fashioned

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Date: November 7th, 2017 1:43 PM
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Date: November 7th, 2017 2:01 PM
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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:17 PM
Author: Bateful State Athletic Conference

Id rather not talk about that night *giggles*

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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:17 PM
Author: yellow soggy jap dragon

It involves doobs and the flying j in Victorville

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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: fighting address

Like so many other stories

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Date: November 6th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: bossy home rigor

(ran here) Was he anal douching with sprite behind the trailer hitch? I'll never be unable to see that

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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:42 PM
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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:17 PM
Author: Vigorous resort

Would niggas running a train count?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617207)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: very tactful misunderstood tanning salon

- girl at spring break in high school getting fucked on the beach by like four dudes at once, in front of like 100 people

- girl I met at the Kentucky Derby (Northwestern U student, asian), she got fucked by two random dudes on the infield of the Kentucky Derby in porta johns, then her crew went back to their hotel room (which is where I met her), my drunk buddy came in (who had never met her before), saw her in bed, took off her shirt and without saying a word climbed into bed with her and started fucking her in front of everyone. It was caveman-style shit, and no she was not blacked out or overly drunk, he was drunker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617213)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: outnumbered abnormal whorehouse tank

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617305)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Translucent balding scourge upon the earth trailer park

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618432)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Motley Wild School

lol imagine doing that now - you'd be charged with rape within 24hrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34619303)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: orchid ladyboy

That sounds disgusting. It was the Kentucky Derby she was probably plastered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34622625)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Floppy crusty antidepressant drug

Was 17 on a family spring break vacation. Out at a bar drunk. Met some college girls. Joined them. Some prole locals (blacks) joined our group. Fat Jewish girl sucked one of the black dudes off in the bathroom about 5 minutes later. And he was NOT a Darnell. He was fat and ugly. She had been getting rejected by guys all night.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617219)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:20 PM
Author: filthy mental disorder theatre

Girl my roommate fucked ended up sleeping in my bed. I got back from practice late that night and woke her up and fucked her. Found out the next day I'd had his sloppy seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617228)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: well-lubricated codepig friendly grandma

This didn't happen you're a hideously ugly 5'4" loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34620571)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Sick piazza

not sexual. was hanging out on a deck overlooking parking lot for college bar. it was one where athletes hang out and was known as the dirty pickup college bar. anyways, bar just closed and there was a big gathering out front. blonde chick was making out with a black dude for awhile. then this white dude walks up to them.....they separate...and then the white dood and blonde chick walk away holding hands. NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617270)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Costumed bright deer antler

Is this the tree man origin story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617291)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Misanthropic corn cake

lol fuck. did you yell anything from the deck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617295)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Sick piazza

no. i went home and jerked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617307)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: very tactful misunderstood tanning salon

impossibly laughable flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617299)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: Sick piazza

no. it only increased my fetish for IR pr0n

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617313)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: deep azure legend

Buddy and I talked to two girls for 20 minutes at a bar. One came home with us. We were double teaming her within 10 minutes of getting back to our place. I finished in her mouth and she swallowed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617282)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Sick piazza

that's someone's daughter, bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617287)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: walnut dog poop

eiffel tower hand clasp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617292)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: deep azure legend

Eiffle tower high fives. I was annoyed because he kept wanting to High 5 and I was trying to get off ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617300)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Onyx Garrison Multi-billionaire

I've had this happen before only there wasn't a girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34628380)



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Date: November 8th, 2017 8:51 PM
Author: Violent Thriller Pit

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34638499)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:36 PM
Author: walnut dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#36704208)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: Electric national security agency idiot

*closes laptop*

welp, that's enough xo for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#36704266)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tan Cumskin Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617312)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Sick piazza

wait...she told you this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617323)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: chocolate boyish lay organic girlfriend

Was he the guy - or the dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617325)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: fighting address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617698)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:40 PM
Author: Lascivious property

twist. he was the girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617331)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tan Cumskin Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617332)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:41 PM
Author: Sick piazza

is she still with attorney bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617336)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: chocolate boyish lay organic girlfriend

Leave spaceporn alone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617342)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tan Cumskin Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617361)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: Sick piazza

this gets better and better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617371)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: lake maniacal prole partner

how did you end up living with a hooker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617540)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tan Cumskin Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617566)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: zippy wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618636)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy comical stage

peterman lives in the poasting commune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617572)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: razzle tantric menage macaca

Nice father/daughter relationship flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617524)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tan Cumskin Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617535)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:02 PM
Author: Rose contagious native sound barrier

large org.

40th birthday party at bar nearby for some random guy. table full of shitworkers, including his wife who also works there.

buddy who is younger but substantially senior stops in for five minutes to give greetings.

dudes wife flirts hard, and then follows buddy out the door and blows him in his car when he goes to leave, while everyone else inside sits awkwardly pretending it isnt happening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617480)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:08 PM
Author: Sick piazza

did he know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617509)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:08 PM
Author: Ocher haunting parlor weed whacker

Damn that is harsh. Was the guy aware and just a resigned cuck or something? Lol at marrieds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617511)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Rose contagious native sound barrier

heard the table end from admin staff who were attending.

everyone seemed aware something was going on, incl husband, but didnt know how to handle it. just really tense silence and forced convo, until she returned and then it quickly broke up.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617565)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:17 PM
Author: Mewling Location

this is how crimes of passion happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617552)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: useless brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34620665)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: talented fanboi

lol wut. were you one of the shitworkers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617557)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Rose contagious native sound barrier

sadly, no. in fact buddy was supposed to drop me at airport but was a no show because he was getting blown by an enthusiastic old 5.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617575)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: talented fanboi

how does that work, he just goes ok see ya guys? and the wife silently gets up and goes out the door in tow? does she provide a reason for leaving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617586)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: Rose contagious native sound barrier

yeah, he was just saying hi, stopping in as he left work to say hi to people he pretended to give a shit about

dont have the script she used, if she was trying to cover it was apparently unconvincing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617704)



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Date: November 8th, 2017 2:58 PM
Author: charismatic locale stock car

How do you know she actually blew him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34635829)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Crimson puppy

Probably when colt tried to pimp out Ohio State like that pussy was made of gold, but instead queefed and what all over the carpet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617503)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:16 PM
Author: galvanic clear nursing home depressive

female Marines would fuck a couple dozen guys within a week or two of checking into a new unit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617547)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tan Cumskin Digit Ratio

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617588)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:17 PM
Author: wonderful corner incel

Daytime party at our house that 6 of us rented. Girl we know blows a friend of a friend (a HS friend of one of the residents) in the back of the dude’s truck within an hour or so of meeting him. He immediately tell us, and we start calling him “trucks” all day.

Later on that night, we’re still calling him trucks and she joins in too even though she’s with her ex-BF who she got back together with that night and they dated the rest of the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617554)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 12:42 AM
Author: hyperactive library pozpig

"trucks"? That's retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34622465)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: zippy wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#36704396)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Violent Thriller Pit

I didn't read any of these poasts but I am guessing a lot of them concern hot chicks doing unbelievably slutty things with xo studs, often immediately after meeting. Am I way off here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617564)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: lake maniacal prole partner

actually yea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617569)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Violent Thriller Pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617592)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 3:47 PM
Author: fighting address

*puts gun to mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618331)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: Nubile sanctuary kitty

As a sophomore in high school my buddy had a drinking sleep over that was attended by 7 of us guys on the basketball team and my friends sister. 5 of us just passed the drunk sister around all night in the basement.

Went to Lake Havasu on Labor Day with my frat bros and saw pretty much everything you can imagine out on the sandbar back before the local police cleaned up the scene. It was basically a floating Gomorrah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617674)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: walnut dog poop

describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#36704224)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: zippy wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617688)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:48 PM
Author: Appetizing church building voyeur

I was on a road trip upstate with my dad and we stopped at a hotel in Binghamton. Unbeknownst to us it was graduation week at SUNY. We got into the elevator and there was a drunk coed with her father. They appeared cross with one another. The girl noticed me and began hitting on me in front of her father, asking me to come back to her hotel room. When I did not reciprocate, she began hitting on my father. My dad and I got off the elevator and both considered the dark ramifications of what could have but thankfully did not happen. I wonder what her father thought..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617762)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: chocolate boyish lay organic girlfriend

Ljl at you for declining a father son daughterdaddy watch tag team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617784)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: fighting address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618337)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 3:52 PM
Author: self-absorbed titillating lodge main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618384)



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Date: November 11th, 2017 6:15 AM
Author: ruby heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34660623)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: Electric national security agency idiot

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#36704274)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: Laughsome Fluffy Gunner Stead

thankfully did not happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618355)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Spectacular temple

the sluttiest thing you have ever seen was two instances of flirting that lasted no longer than a elevator ride and no actual sex or even physical contact?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34619639)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 12:05 AM
Author: Sick piazza

lolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34622258)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 9:53 AM
Author: scarlet bawdyhouse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34624610)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: multi-colored den brethren

funniest part is nobody even noticed or bothered to comment before you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34628595)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: Electric national security agency idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#36704281)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: flushed overrated station faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#36704284)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: zippy wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#36704398)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: exciting aqua business firm

drunk girl let entire suite of guys hit it, one after the other after the other, I can't believe this shit actually happens irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617777)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: self-absorbed titillating lodge main people

The Calgary stampede threesome and subsequent publicity

http://sportsmockery.com/2015/07/video-threesome-caught-on-camera-at-calgary-stampede-rodeo/

Freshman year college, this girl was fucking two guys who lived across from eachother and would run between their rooms to fuck

The british girl in Magaluf* who sucked 30 dicks on video in a night club to win a free bottle of Champagne

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2086482726

Then personally, I made out with a girl while I had a dip of longcut in while on a bus to a college hockey game. She was holding her boyfriends hand the whole time and he didnt do anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617780)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: walnut dog poop

he saw you make out with her and just sat there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#36704326)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: deep azure legend

Girl fucked 3 of my football buddies at the same time. After a few minutes she stopped and started crying worrying they wouldn’t respect her.

2 chicks dyked out in front of 10 guys watching

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34617944)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: Irradiated territorial death wish

Don't know if this counts or not, but I'm amazed by the IRL encounters I've had with porn stars.

Just an example: I hook up with Beauty Dior whenever she's in town. She gives BBBJ no questions asked to anyone as far as I know. One time I and another guy were taking turns throat fucking her, and came down her throat one after another. She had absolutely no problem with this despite meeting the guy that same night. Yet she refuses to kiss guys on the lips. Go figure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618286)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: chocolate boyish lay organic girlfriend

You want to kiss her on the lips after she slurps down a stranger's pozload?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618301)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: very tactful misunderstood tanning salon

are you the poster who somehow slept with like a dozen different porn stars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618338)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: self-absorbed titillating lodge main people

Yep. Legend

& bodybuilder chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618375)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: chocolate boyish lay organic girlfriend

"somehow" -- you pay them money, they sleep with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618428)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 3:59 PM
Author: Laughsome Fluffy Gunner Stead

Don't give away the dude's secret!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618447)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: chocolate boyish lay organic girlfriend

One WEIRD trick!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618662)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: fighting address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34619225)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: scarlet bawdyhouse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34624623)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: ruby heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#36704340)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: Irradiated territorial death wish

Usually but not always.

Once these girls book a hotel room it's a sunk cost. If they're not getting paying customers a lot of the time they'll hang out with you if you buy them drinks/weed/take them out just like a regular girl would.

Probably a quarter of the time I see these girls I'm not paying upfront.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34625424)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: frisky sepia church pistol

One WEIRD trick! Hookers cost less in cocaine than in money!

*NOTE: does not include the cost of getting caught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34626383)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: Irradiated territorial death wish

I've never had a hooker do coke in front of me, but maybe that's just because of who I'm into, mainly black girls and white/hispanic girls who think they're black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34628751)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: multi-colored den brethren

brother, indulge the board with more of your experiences with these women. these stories are never boring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618431)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tan Cumskin Digit Ratio

Co-signed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618466)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: self-absorbed titillating lodge main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618490)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: fighting address

*unfolds chairs*

*rolls of his socks*

*FULLY unzips*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34619230)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Irradiated territorial death wish

Beauty specifically I would meet up with and I'd tell her to find guy who are down for 3somes. (Random note: MMF threesomes are almost always hotter than FFM 3somes unless the 2 chicks are pros). Probably eight different time she's been able to find a guy without leaving the block her hotel is on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34624951)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: frisky sepia church pistol

lol u r gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34626402)



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Date: November 8th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Irradiated territorial death wish

maybe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34635498)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 3:54 PM
Author: lake maniacal prole partner

at a strip club we were there for maybe 15 seconds when a girl came up and asked "who's getting their dick sucked first tonight". buddy took her up on the offer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618412)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: self-absorbed titillating lodge main people

Strippers are allllways throwing blowjibbers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618436)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: lake maniacal prole partner

yea, this was a lot less subtle than normal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618441)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 4:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tan Cumskin Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618457)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: self-absorbed titillating lodge main people

Oh fuck, I want to hear stories about recession desperation plzzz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618471)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tan Cumskin Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618522)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: self-absorbed titillating lodge main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618668)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tan Cumskin Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618604)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: self-absorbed titillating lodge main people

Legit sounds like heaven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618675)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: Sick piazza

who owns these joints? i always picture doods with slicked back, receding hairlines and lots of gold jewellery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618683)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 4:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tan Cumskin Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618886)



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Date: November 11th, 2017 6:17 AM
Author: ruby heaven

Don't out me bro, I'm trying to run a respeckable bidness heah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34660625)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: self-absorbed titillating lodge main people

In HS, 3 of my friends (one was a professional scooter rider lol) and I went to riverside to party with some girl that this scooter kid met on Myspace. We get there and it's a literal trailer park, and she proceeded to suck off all three dudes one after another and then we drove home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618421)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: chocolate boyish lay organic girlfriend

Professional scooter rider?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618712)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 4:40 PM
Author: self-absorbed titillating lodge main people

Lol right. They exist/existed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618841)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: glassy persian toilet seat

Girl drunkenly stumbles into hotel suite in Vegas with a guy and decides they should hang out with us. Her dude eventually leaves to go back to the room, and within 30 minutes she’s naked begging to fuck. 2 dudes got blowjobs and she walked down the hall back to her boy bottomless because we told her not to put her pants back on

She was mad no one would fuck her

She also admitted she knew the guy had a huge crush on her. They had driven over from California for the night. Your future wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618487)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: Sick piazza

describe looks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618652)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: glassy persian toilet seat

Pretty but disheveled from a night of partying. B cup, fairly decent body because she was early 20s, but still slightly chubby and she probably fell off a cliff by 25. Naked wasn’t awful

Shaved pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618688)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 7:53 PM
Author: Pale awkward crackhouse elastic band

ugh, I was that guy around 19-20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34620405)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 7:54 PM
Author: judgmental cracking locus lettuce

women are children and property.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34620410)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: Pale awkward crackhouse elastic band

i know this now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34620629)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 4:05 PM
Author: Iridescent Beady-eyed Indian Lodge Striped Hyena

whenever peterman poasts on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618500)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 6:31 PM
Author: useless brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34628909)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 4:25 PM
Author: judgmental cracking locus lettuce

15 yr old ex (i was 17) wanted to have FFM threesome in bathroom of church. she was making out with other girls while giving me an HJ on a partybus.

life is toxic. there are certain feelings you will never, NEVER, have ever again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618695)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: hyperactive library pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34622581)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: scarlet bawdyhouse tattoo

You turned her down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34624644)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Dead umber meetinghouse

At friend's house I'm junior high in Poortown USA. His 12-year-old sister was talking to a male stranger on the phone, she says "do you want to get lucky?" Guy shows up 20 minutes later and they disappear into bedroom together .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618716)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: judgmental cracking locus lettuce

lol flame. 12 ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618829)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: chocolate boyish lay organic girlfriend

U rly think that's flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618876)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: chocolate boyish lay organic girlfriend

U rly think that's flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618877)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Dead umber meetinghouse

Not flame. Last I heard she had three kids and didn't know who was the father of any of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34619146)



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Date: November 8th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: charismatic locale stock car

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34635757)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: flushed overrated station faggot firefighter

Which town is this exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#36704289)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 4:45 PM
Author: Adventurous theater trust fund

1) Went to visit my friend from HS at directional State U. Tells me his GF's roomate will be DTF. I get there, roommate is average and I'm not desperate so I play hard to get, but his GF is like a subjective 9 to me. Tall, olive skin, dancer's body. My friend makes a beer/weed run and while roommate is in bathroom, GF says to me that her roommate just broke up with her BF and she could really use a rebound fuck. I tell her I will if I see them make out first. So her roommate comes back and they start going to town on each other. I'm sitting in the bed and they start on the other bed, but she looks at me out of the corner of my eye like "is this enough, can you fuck her now?" and I motion her over to me. So they end up sprawled across me kissing, sucking tits and fingering each other. Clearly not their first rendezvous. I'm thinking my bro will get back, I'll fuck the roommate while he fucks his GF in the other bed and then we'll all smoke a bowl. My friend walks in with all 3 of us on the bed and sees this happening, assumes we're having an orgy, looks at me and his GF and says "fuck you" and leaves with the beer and weed. We all kind of pause for a second wondering what to do and then I say "fuck it" and start making out with them both. We all end up fucking each other. GF doesn't let me finish in her pussy or mouth, which makes sense later in the night when she heads back to my bro's room and fucks him. Roommate says she's fucked half the guys on their floor but my friend doesn't realize it. Roommate shows me GF's sex toys, including a large black dildo. Roommate and I fuck again in her bed, after I cum I finish her off with GF's vibrator and we smoke the rest of the weed.

2) One of my best HS friends died while we were away at college and he had 3 older brothers. At the funeral party afterwards at his parent's house everyone gets wasted, the kid who died's ex-gf ends up sympathy fucking two of the older brothers back to back upstairs while the priest, grandparents, aunts and uncles and the rest of us were downstairs. Was a 3br row home so we could hear the moaning, bed pounding, chandelier shaking, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618884)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 4:52 PM
Author: Sick piazza

lol@ number 2 if true. so awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34618956)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Adventurous theater trust fund

Huge Irish Catholic family who was really close knit and with 4 boys in the house I'm sure it wasn't the first sex they've heard. Parents were so numb/drugged up anyways that I don't even think they realized it. Priest excused himself after one of my buddies drunkenly said way too loud, "so who's next?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34619217)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Sick piazza

1) did the chick with the black dildo actually do black guys to your knowledge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34619233)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Adventurous theater trust fund

Not that I knew of, but I’d say chances 50/50 she did based on her promiscuity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34620352)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 12:35 AM
Author: hyperactive library pozpig

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34622423)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Cordovan Background Story Foreskin

1. on a camping trip in baja with a bunch of friends during college. girl and her beta orbiter are along for the ride. they've been staying at his parents' vacation house in one of the little gringo coastal enclaves. he is very jealous of her, and she gives him just enough sexual attention to keep him hooked - makeouts, etc.

she comes with us to the campsite, he stays behind for a couple hours, at the campsite, she ends up going off with our buddy during the afternoon to his tent, which is five feet from where the rest of us are drinking caguamas and shooting the shit. buddy ends up loudly sodomizing her in the tent, which we can all clearly hear as she moans. he then goes ass to mouth and finishes in the latter.

beta orbiter comes along ten minutes after they reemerge, near dusk. she immediately starts giving him sweet kisses. he proudly makes out with her and resumes mateguarding. as drunk as we all were, nobody tells him he is tasting not only another man's jizz, but her own butthole juice as well.

2. i am banging a disturbed rich girl. i go to her condo, spank her, and make her blow me while I watch the fifth element. the movie is her idea. she chokes when i blast and some comes out her nose, which amuses me. another guy keeps knocking on the door and trying to call her during the act: her date. i later find out i'm not #1 of 2 that night, but #1 or #2 of 4, at least one of whom went in the backdoor. i decline further encounters with her. she tries to add me on myspace. the guy at the door ends up turning the ho into a housewife and having a "serious talk" with me about how "she doesn't need to be told she's a slut" while i am hammered six months down the line. i tell him he's an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34619261)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: Passionate big-titted institution

Damn this is some dark future wife shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34626613)



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Date: November 11th, 2017 6:20 AM
Author: ruby heaven

181

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34660629)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: Fragrant citrine casino psychic

I would say *downloads Grindr*, but gays are even sluttier lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34619278)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 7:50 PM
Author: up-to-no-good parlour therapy

have had multiple occasions where i start grinding with a random girl on the dance floor at a club/bar and within 5 min or so she reaches in my pants and jerks me off. twice to completion, once i too her out to my car and fucked her.

that's all that's gone down for me personally. probably seen similar stuff with friends/frat brothers a time or two. heard some stories that went somewhat beyond that, but obviously those could be apocryphal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34620384)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 8:28 PM
Author: well-lubricated codepig friendly grandma

lol at thinking getting jacked off in public is notable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34620598)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 7:52 PM
Author: judgmental cracking locus lettuce

my college roommate was seeing this who was obviously a huge slut. she always flirted with me but nothing ever happened. one time i was walking passed the dorms at like 2AM and saw her. we sit down and talk and she starts asking me random questions and then while im responding starts rubbing my dick - out in the open as people are walking by and shit. i finally propose we go up to her dorm - her roommate was sleeping on a bunk bed above a couch on her dorm. we sit on the couch and she sucks my cock while her roommate is sleeping above us. i came everywhere and she licked it up and kept saying "oops" and looking at me in the eye. we never told my roommate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34620397)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 8:34 PM
Author: hyperactive library pozpig

Girl I'd known for a week sucked my dick in a dark storage room in a public building that we knew could be walked in on but did it anyway, got walked in on (we were on a field course, she was the TA), 69ed and had rawdog sex after in my room

Girl I'd met that night while visiting state school friends wanted to hook up but the party was in her suite so we went to the stairwell

First-night anal with girl who was in an open relationship...

Went with friend to his friend's birthday party/NYE at a bar she'd rented out, girl's friend came up to me and told me the birthday girl wanted me to be her NYE kiss, she was pretty chubby but kind of cute and fuck it I was 21. She kept buying me shots of expensive scotches, she called a taxi, I def blacked out in the taxi, woke up in her park Avenue parents place. She said I passed out before we could fuck so despite my beer goggles gone I dutifully rawdogged her, couldn't cum, beat off in her bathroom

Was home for Thanksgiving and my friend was hitting on a 43 year old mom of one of our old high school classmates (we didn't know him though, big high school), I started flirting with her too and she or someone mentioned a 3some at some point, after some discussion we said why not but our friend was mad he was missing out I guess (lol) and got in her face about her seducing us until she just left, lol what a night

Had sex with a girl for the first time in a park in the front seat in broad daylight... Dated her for 2 years lol

There are a lot more...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34620649)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 8:45 PM
Author: Erotic preventive strike

JFC, where to start. A few that come to mind

- The dozens of tinder girls I've sent the lick msg to, who have then come over straight away to fuck. Just LOL that their brains are that broken.

- Spring break senior year, we're in Acapulco, three dudes to a room. There's a bunch of girls from U of Kansas down the hall. We end up afterpartying in our room with them and their friends and some other dudes from our frat. At one point my bro declares it's a "no pants party" and surprisingly everyone complies. Me and my bro have one of the girls completely naked sitting on the bed, and we're sitting between her legs discussing body shot strategy. He is like "listen, you go down low first, i'll go up high, then tag me and we'll switch." We agreed on this plan, dumped the booze on her and did "body shots." That guy and my other friend later tag teamed one of the girls on our balcony and I fucked one of the other girls back in her room. Still fbook friends with them all, LOL seeing them with their cucky husbands.

- PCB spring break the year before. I bring back two randos from the bars, my buddy has come home early and is in the room, so I push him into the bathroom, grab the less attractive girl and say "this is my buddy so and so, ladies seem to like him" and shove her in the bathroom after him and shut the door. He fucked her in the bathroom, I fucked my girl on the bed.

- Late HS, on a trip with my best friend, I am wasted as FUCK, so I come home early and pass out. Hours later I wake up to him trying to open the door. He is with some random. He goes to the bathroom to puke or piss or who knows. In the 5 minutes or so he's gone, I start talking to this girl, and when he comes out of the bathroom I have her naked in my bed finger banging her and he is just like "oh fuck you come on!" then shakes his head and walks out to let me slide and let do.

- Post college Eurotrip with the guy from the Acapulco no pants story, we're fucking annihilated sitting at a cafe in Amsterdam. We see these two hot blondes a few tables over, and have the waitress bring them a note that reads "hey, we like your boobs." We expect them to come over and throw a drink in our faces, but instead the waitress comes back with a note from them thanking us for the compliment. We move over to their table, and within an hour I am back in the hotel fucking one of them and my buddy is at a house party with the other. Sadly he got so ripped he fell asleep in a closet at the party and didn't close. They were Swedes. We subsequently retired that line, thinking it was best to stick with a perfect 1/1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34620706)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: zippy wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34622025)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: trip black box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34622085)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: Sick piazza

are you doing much foreplay with these tindr chicks? or, is it basically "hi" let's fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34622194)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 11:59 PM
Author: Erotic preventive strike

are you not familiar with the phrasing of the lick msg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34622205)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 12:06 AM
Author: Sick piazza

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34622260)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 12:07 AM
Author: Erotic preventive strike

Opener: "you're gorgeous, i'd like to rip your panties off and lick you for hours"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34622269)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 12:58 AM
Author: Gold Sex Offender Market

were you the "LICK MSG MASTERMAN" poster or was that someone else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34622572)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: galvanic clear nursing home depressive

lol @ the late HS one

u still friends with that cuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34626265)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: jade cowardly pocket flask candlestick maker

Geeze I'm pretty surprised that in your blissfully extended adolescence of endless partying and decadence around degenerate wealthy people, the sluttiest behavior you have witness in almost 20 years of hard partying is chicks who can't be talked out of fucking you and your awesome buddies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34626427)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 2:04 PM
Author: razzle tantric menage macaca

Notice how during each flame story RSF wins out over his friends/is the alpha dog.

(1) He gets to fuck the Kansas sorority chick alone, while his friends have to double up on the other.

(2) He brings back TWO chicks at the same time, only to order one to fuck a complete stranger in a bathroom while he fucks her friend in the bedroom, and she happily complies.

(3) He cucks his friend in 5 mins while he's in the bathroom, even though he's only 17 years old.

(4) He gets to fuck the hot stranger, while his friend just gets to hang out with his and sadly wasn't man enough to close.

LJL at anyone believing this nonsense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34626501)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: jade cowardly pocket flask candlestick maker

Don't forget that in (2) he awards himself the hotter one and throws the less attractive one to his BOY like so many scraps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34626529)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: Erotic preventive strike

Oh wow, a MAF dork, totally didn't see that coming. LtDan can verify, he knows all of the other bros mentioned in these stories and has no doubt heard them dozens of times. Not to mention the BORT has SEEN the hard evidence on the tinder girls. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34626556)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: razzle tantric menage macaca

Best case scenario you're a lecherous braggart who treats his "bros" like trash and women even worse. Worst case you're a liar who has to make up stories so anonymous people on the internet have respect for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34626593)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: Erotic preventive strike

lol @ "treats his "bros" like trash and women even worse." The only one above in which I dicked over a buddy was the HS one and we were drunk and like 16-17. He wasn't even mad and thought it was funny the next day. I BROUGHT a girl to my buddy who was NOWAG'ing in the PCB one. Also LOL @ white knighting the kind of women who engage in behavior like this. You're just MAF that this run of the mill sort of shit sounds wildly unbelievable to you since your life has obviously been LJL. OH THE LECHEROUS BEHAVIOR ON COLLEGE SPRING BREAK! FOR SHAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34626631)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Bisexual Becky Giraffe

most of the time it seems like you don't like women very much which is a weird perspective for a guy who has apparently fucked more hot women than an average pro athlete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34626693)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Erotic preventive strike

That's not the case, I love women, but what sort of drunk college student doesn't engage in this sort of behavior on spring break? It doesn't make you misogynistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34626702)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: jet-lagged hairraiser useless brakes gaping

I think this criticism is valid in the sense that you constantly talk about how these women are all deranged, amoral whores and have zero self-esteem. But you're always there willing fill them with booze and take advantage for your own selfish, fleeting purposes. You gladly take sex from them, then you are apparently disgusted by them for doing it, occasionally topped off with creep shots and private communications posted online so you can get high-fives from the internet. Men who don't have some kind of axe to grind against women don't typically behave that way.

Sometimes your constant discussion of how these women are such human garbage coupled with your being so willing to repeatedly exploit their lack of intelligence and character for your own gain starts to resemble garden variety sociopathy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34626770)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: federal dull theater stage alpha

oh whoa totally crazy RSF didn't have a response for this because *squirts milk all over you* and "dork" didn't seem to fit the bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34630692)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Erotic preventive strike

*squirts milk on the azn DORK above*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34630753)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 10:03 PM
Author: federal dull theater stage alpha

nice, still eagerly posting many hours later i see, keep owning your internet enemies!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34630760)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 10:08 PM
Author: Erotic preventive strike

It's like you can leave the board, then come back and post in the same thread. Crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34630794)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: Canary domesticated cruise ship factory reset button

Dooder if you even have to wage this statement you are an internet dork and probably on here too much. Don't you have cool shit to do other than dump on mentally compromised NOWAGs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34630835)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 10:14 PM
Author: Erotic preventive strike

At the moment? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34630843)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Erotic preventive strike

Some women ARE broken and calling them out as such is hardly being a sociopath. Doesn't mean all women are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34630750)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible sooty abode genital piercing

I think this solidly exempts you from any criticism whatsoever. you only exploit and ridicule the broken ones. you're a complete sweetheart with the good ones that deserve to be treated with human dignity, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34630778)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 10:07 PM
Author: Erotic preventive strike

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34630788)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: mentally impaired chrome personal credit line step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34622671)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: Honey-headed Ceo Senate

Back when I was about 19 I went with a good friend of mine from college to this off-campus party at a house which had a hot tub set up in the garage out the back.

We knew beforehand about the hot tub so we brought our swimsuits. It turned out that we need not have bothered because there was a no clothing "rule" for the hot tub.

Anyway being prudes we spent the first few hours dancing and hanging out inside the house when a few people told us that there was this girl who I knew vaguely - a chubby redhead IIRC - out in the hot tub who was giving handjobs and blowjobs to all the guys in the hot tub, like some sort of debauched nude Roman orgy. All the other girls had quickly left leaving her with a bunch of guys in the tub.

Anyway that was of course the end of any vague plans we had to get naked in the hot tub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34622726)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 10:35 AM
Author: Pale awkward crackhouse elastic band

Are we not all chubby redheads In The Roman orgys of life??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34624911)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 7:55 AM
Author: Disrespectful supple spot associate

How many of these women were actually attractive? I'm guessing most were overweight and looking for validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34623959)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 8:12 AM
Author: Mind-boggling gay headpube

-I walk into a club and am wearing a tie. Hot Indian girl walks up to me and says, "I told my friend I was gonna fuck you." I turn to my friend and another girl, unrelated, has done the same thing to him. We both leave and go back to my place within two minutes of walking into the club. Indian chick fucks me like crazy and actually tells me to punch her, but since I just met her I only mash her face into the bed. I don't have blinds on my window and this turns her on too.

-In Vegas at the Aria playing craps. Hot girl in short skirt walks up to me and starts asking how to play. I'm thinking haha, I don't need a hooker. But I take her to the bar and we start making out. She tells me she wants to see my room. I tell her I don't need a hooker. She starts almost crying because she is not actually a hooker. I take her to the convenience store to buy condoms then go up to her room and fuck her for a bit. I add her on facebook and find out she was in Vegas with her sister for a wedding and is married with two kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34624004)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 10:29 AM
Author: pearly vivacious dilemma

chad privilege.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34624870)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 8:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gay headpube

I’m old now and don’t have it anymore and it is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34629856)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: Big hot community account

Here's one: there's this girl I see occasionally who lives with her boyfriend in NJ. I spent the night of the SUper Bowl in a hotel with her. Every once in a while he would call her, and she would engage in small talk about the game based off stuff she had asked me (she is COlombian and has zero knowledge of American football). Something about her laying in bed on top of me and talking to her boyfriend about a game she was only watching because of me was just super sexy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34626220)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: Floppy crusty antidepressant drug

[REDACTED. This is a story I tell IRL. Can't post here]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34626403)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 2:09 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal olive liquid oxygen

JFC - how did she survive? what happened to Darius' cock? and how did the suitcase get through customs??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34626546)



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Date: November 11th, 2017 6:07 AM
Author: Alcoholic exhilarant milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34660614)



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Date: November 8th, 2017 7:55 AM
Author: Mind-boggling gay headpube

Where the fuck did the puffer fish come from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34632954)



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Date: November 8th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal olive liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34635666)



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Date: November 11th, 2017 8:32 AM
Author: ruby heaven

Cq. Was it from the built-in aquarium or the sushi place? Pls clarify

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34660783)



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Date: November 8th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring kitchen double fault

All of them?! Dead?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34636193)



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Date: November 11th, 2017 6:21 AM
Author: yapping odious office reading party

Good move...but, jfc...didn't know meth did that to ppl. How long were u in the hospital? What happened to the baby rhino?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34660630)



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Date: November 11th, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: zippy wrinkle

I would have fucked that guy too, tbf. Well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34660737)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle massive rigpig potus

how did they clean up all of the blood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#36704287)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Floppy crusty antidepressant drug

I also have one that involves a girl from law school, but I can't post it here since there's a non-trivial chance she posts here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34626434)



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Date: November 11th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy comical stage

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34660773)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 2:47 PM
Author: zippy wrinkle

My fraternity would throw a date party where we dig out a pool and hot tub in the backyard. Everyone has sex. With every one. Each year I remember opening the flap on the hot tub and counting 10 couples in squirming masses, all fuckkng cowgirl or doggy, smashed in against each other like animals, with one couple in the middle. Mind you this is just hose water shocked with chlorine. Each year in cleaning up this party we would find a dozen dildos and vibrators.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34626932)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 8:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gay headpube

So all your frat brothers fucked each other?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34629864)



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Date: November 8th, 2017 7:53 AM
Author: zippy wrinkle

decent poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34632951)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Milky Alcoholic Ape Set

damn I have led a sheltered life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34628725)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Irradiated territorial death wish

I recommend everyone spend a day every other month or so engaging in some freaky shit. Does wonders for the mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34628756)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Fragrant citrine casino psychic

If by "does wonders" you mean "degrades it and leads it further from God," then yeah

this is coming from someone who has done both MFM and FFM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34628775)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: Irradiated territorial death wish

As someone who is not religious but think there is much value within the Bible, the hangup about sex is fucking retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34628924)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 6:36 PM
Author: Fragrant citrine casino psychic

Sex, in its proper sphere, is beautiful and God-given.

The type of stuff you're likely referring to as "freaky shit," i.e. depraved, is not good for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34628949)



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Date: November 11th, 2017 6:11 AM
Author: Alcoholic exhilarant milk

describe its proper sphere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34660621)



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Date: November 11th, 2017 6:25 AM
Author: ruby heaven

God taking your future wife's virginity and then you raise his child

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34660632)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Pale awkward crackhouse elastic band

I’ve been rejected by Women my entire life. I never understood why, but whenever I stopped to woo- I always ended up getting the same excuse every single time. Sorry I have a Boyfriend or Sorry I’m in a rush. Some Women even ignored me completely. It got really bad. This weekend I decided to talk to over 150 Asian Women, which ended horribly. I had to punch a White dude in the mouth for kicking me. I followed two asian girls around SoHo just to see why they’re lives are ten times more important than a Black Mans in America. Unfortunately that didn’t end well. By the end of the night I really decided to fight my battle using violence. Humans don’t understand me. I see tons of Asian Women walking around with White Men and I never understood how they even made it on a date, if I’m trying so hard just to get one number. I’ve been rejected so much I feel absolutely numb. Tonight was the night I realized that Humans found racism popular. Now the whole World Hates me because I’m African American.

Around 8PM. I realized that I would have to use violence in order get the response that I desire. By starting an independent civil war where I will hit over a million Asian Women in the face with a stick will change history. I understand that Asian Women are afraid of African American Men and most of the time they never even touched the skin of a Black Man. I have no choice, but to react this way. Everyday people hurt my feelings and its not fair. Truthfully, I feel so much better after hitting an asian Woman in the face with a steel rod. It was the greatest achievement of my life. While I was in Canada the same thing was happening to me. Asian Women all over the city would reject me. I’m going to talk to a few more Asian Women, before I start my strategic plan of using violence instead of sex and peace in order to continue living my horrible life.

Heres my plan:

Every Asian Woman by herself must be hit in the face. I may even take a photo before hitting them. The reason is because I don’t think Asian Women like me and that specific one or two or three may have never met me. So I think its brilliant to give all Asian Women a legitimate reason to hate me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34629910)



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Date: November 8th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring kitchen double fault

What the fuck is this shit...

Edit: Ah, from weird old news story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34636209)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 10:14 PM
Author: cerebral lemon center stain

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34630844)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: cerebral lemon center stain

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#35263662)



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Date: November 8th, 2017 8:54 PM
Author: jet-lagged hairraiser useless brakes gaping

Anyone else LOLing at how RSF's are all him upstaging other guys and banging hot women with zero effort?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34638537)



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Date: November 8th, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Erotic preventive strike

it wouldn't really be "slutty" behavior if you took time to woo them and wine and dine them now would it? Sorry for complying with the thread title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34638568)



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Date: November 11th, 2017 8:14 AM
Author: zippy wrinkle

His stories aren’t that crazy at all. If you want to tell a story where you get laid, you will always come out as #1. Because you did! Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34660732)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: fishy insane principal's office filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#35263679)



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Date: November 8th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Blathering impertinent point juggernaut

One summer I was back-dooring this Jewish milf whose husband went out of town regularly. One night she put her daughter to bed in her and her husband's bed, and then she laid down on her daughter's bed. I went into the daughter's darkened room to see about fucking the milf there, but the mom said "Na, not tonight;" She was too tired or whatever. So I responded, "Well, can I come in your mouth, then?" She said, "Sure baby." So I whipped out my cock, strangled it, and deposited my seed down her throat while she lay there on her daughter's bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34638709)



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Date: November 11th, 2017 8:26 AM
Author: chocolate boyish lay organic girlfriend

Really thought it was going to end up being the daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34660765)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Sick piazza

meet online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#35263644)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: Arousing forum

We were neighbors. She had seduced me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#36704290)



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: outnumbered abnormal whorehouse tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#34971243)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: garnet fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#35263609)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: zippy wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#36704145)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Bistre French Chef Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#36704185)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:31 PM
Author: Iridescent Beady-eyed Indian Lodge Striped Hyena

Whenever peterman posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#36704188)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle massive rigpig potus

I watched an indian guy fuck my girlfriend in her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#36704229)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Vigorous resort

A 13 year old girl give 10 dudes a bj, then another 4 lost their virginity to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#36704347)



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Date: July 22nd, 2023 7:32 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787241&forum_id=2#46578494)