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If youve been dreaming of quitting law to coach in the SEC, time is now

Literally not enough coaches out there to replace all the SE...
idiotic voyeur
  11/12/17
sounds like a movie
Tan Motley Really Tough Guy
  11/12/17
Sequel to the Biglaw Golden Retriever movie?
idiotic voyeur
  11/12/17
"there's no rule that says a biglawyer can't coach in t...
Tan Motley Really Tough Guy
  11/12/17
depressed biglawyer at his desk, suicidal, after getting rea...
Tan Motley Really Tough Guy
  11/12/17
this is the trailer, by the way. the biglawyer's head, wh...
Tan Motley Really Tough Guy
  11/12/17
:(
Tan Motley Really Tough Guy
  11/12/17
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Lime electric furnace volcanic crater
  11/12/17
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Floppy Faggot Firefighter Rehab
  11/12/17
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Up-to-no-good Persian Public Bath
  11/25/17
“Here’s a massive scouting report on Alabama.” “But the b...
idiotic voyeur
  11/12/17
loling
Tan Motley Really Tough Guy
  11/12/17
*James Brown's I Feel Good plays*
Poppy Out-of-control Theatre
  11/12/17
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idiotic voyeur
  11/12/17
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thirsty son of senegal theater
  11/12/17
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Lime electric furnace volcanic crater
  11/12/17
Lol
Floppy Faggot Firefighter Rehab
  11/12/17
nice
sickened chartreuse university dingle berry
  11/25/17
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Up-to-no-good Persian Public Bath
  11/12/17
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Brilliant contagious piazza jap
  11/12/17
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Lime electric furnace volcanic crater
  11/12/17
comments like this are why i am addicted to this insane plac...
Autistic slate alpha market
  11/12/17
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Stirring jade church gunner
  11/12/17
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Twinkling startling theater stage indirect expression
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Multi-colored incel
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Insanely Creepy Puppy
  11/12/17
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Fragrant Site
  11/12/17
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Stubborn copper hell windowlicker
  11/25/17
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Topaz sadistic address
  11/25/17
If you think they pull out all the stops to recruit players,...
Sticky charcoal corn cake
  11/12/17
*19 year old hostess is asked to give balding litigator a ca...
idiotic voyeur
  11/12/17
"Do you want to come check out the house where I live? ...
Sticky charcoal corn cake
  11/12/17
*local pd and campus police converge on the house to arrest ...
curious double fault
  11/12/17
how hard is coaching college football, really?
misanthropic round eye mad cow disease
  11/12/17
Recruitment is key
idiotic voyeur
  11/12/17
and recruiting is basically money laundering, right?
misanthropic round eye mad cow disease
  11/12/17
naw lots of rich uncles in belle glade don't allow their tru...
curious double fault
  11/12/17
it has to be hard and stressful as fuck. you're recruitin...
Tan Motley Really Tough Guy
  11/12/17
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Onyx faggotry location
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idiotic voyeur
  11/12/17
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idiotic voyeur
  11/12/17
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Insanely Creepy Puppy
  11/12/17
BUMP Arkansas has fired Bielema TAMU will be firing Suml...
idiotic voyeur
  11/25/17
If Florida can't get Frost or Kelly, this could be a devasta...
sickened chartreuse university dingle berry
  11/25/17
Yeah, UT and Arkansas are definitely going to wind up stuck ...
idiotic voyeur
  11/25/17
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idiotic voyeur
  11/25/17
Gus really has Auburn by the balls this year. Hes going to g...
Chrome infuriating stead ceo
  11/25/17
Bump for Saban probably using the dark side of the Force to ...
idiotic voyeur
  11/25/17
Mullen to Florida means Miss State is now open for senior li...
idiotic voyeur
  11/26/17
Former Tennessee coach Derek Dooley was a lawyer and quit to...
Fantasy-prone Gold Messiness Rigor
  11/26/17
UT job open again!
idiotic voyeur
  11/26/17


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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: idiotic voyeur

Literally not enough coaches out there to replace all the SEC head coaches getting fired this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668246)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Tan Motley Really Tough Guy

sounds like a movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668286)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: idiotic voyeur

Sequel to the Biglaw Golden Retriever movie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668288)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Tan Motley Really Tough Guy

"there's no rule that says a biglawyer can't coach in the SEC"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668301)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Tan Motley Really Tough Guy

depressed biglawyer at his desk, suicidal, after getting reamed out for the thousandth time by steinmetz for missing a comma.

*phone rings*

dejectedly hits speaker phone

hello, i'm looking for jay cohen.

speaking

this is the athletic director of the tennessee volunteers....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668318)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: Tan Motley Really Tough Guy

this is the trailer, by the way.

the biglawyer's head, which had been on his desk, lifts up. cutaway to a wide shot of volunteer stadium and 110,000 cheering fans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668376)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Tan Motley Really Tough Guy

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669169)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: Lime electric furnace volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669313)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Floppy Faggot Firefighter Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34672245)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Persian Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766458)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: idiotic voyeur

“Here’s a massive scouting report on Alabama.”

“But the big game’s tomorrow! Who can review that many documents overnight??”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668319)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Tan Motley Really Tough Guy

loling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668330)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Poppy Out-of-control Theatre

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668346)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: idiotic voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668368)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: thirsty son of senegal theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669175)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: Lime electric furnace volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669315)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Floppy Faggot Firefighter Rehab

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34672250)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: sickened chartreuse university dingle berry

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766468)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Persian Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668379)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 3:10 PM
Author: Brilliant contagious piazza jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668905)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: Lime electric furnace volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669314)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: Autistic slate alpha market

comments like this are why i am addicted to this insane place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669377)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: Stirring jade church gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669379)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Twinkling startling theater stage indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669886)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669929)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34671311)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 10:08 PM
Author: Fragrant Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34671800)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Stubborn copper hell windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766462)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Topaz sadistic address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34767909)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Sticky charcoal corn cake

If you think they pull out all the stops to recruit players, just imagine what they do for coaches...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668291)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: idiotic voyeur

*19 year old hostess is asked to give balding litigator a campus tour*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668304)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Sticky charcoal corn cake

"Do you want to come check out the house where I live? You'll love it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668320)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 2:08 PM
Author: curious double fault

*local pd and campus police converge on the house to arrest you for getting a handjob 20 years before from a girl who kind of regretted it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668535)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: misanthropic round eye mad cow disease

how hard is coaching college football, really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668374)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: idiotic voyeur

Recruitment is key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668522)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 2:09 PM
Author: misanthropic round eye mad cow disease

and recruiting is basically money laundering, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668541)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: curious double fault

naw lots of rich uncles in belle glade don't allow their trust accounts to pay for their nephews until they turn 18.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668553)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 2:12 PM
Author: Tan Motley Really Tough Guy

it has to be hard and stressful as fuck.

you're recruiting constantly, dealing with intense pressure from fans and boosters, and somehow still have to coach a bunch of stupid but athletic nigs to perform as a team while also dealing with their buckwild personalities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668560)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 8:52 PM
Author: Onyx faggotry location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34671270)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: idiotic voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668902)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: idiotic voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669182)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34671345)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: idiotic voyeur

BUMP

Arkansas has fired Bielema

TAMU will be firing Sumlin at the end of the season

Florida, Tennessee already vacant

Gus might be leaving Auburn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766455)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:27 AM
Author: sickened chartreuse university dingle berry

If Florida can't get Frost or Kelly, this could be a devastating offseason for the SEC. Who is A&M reasonably going to get? UT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766482)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:32 AM
Author: idiotic voyeur

Yeah, UT and Arkansas are definitely going to wind up stuck with burned out corporate lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766508)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: idiotic voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34767864)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Chrome infuriating stead ceo

Gus really has Auburn by the balls this year. Hes going to get a monster pay out if they want him to stay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34767882)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 7:16 PM
Author: idiotic voyeur

Bump for Saban probably using the dark side of the Force to choke out an assistant coach after tonight's Iron Bowl loss. Another opening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34770663)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: idiotic voyeur

Mullen to Florida means Miss State is now open for senior litigation associates looking to get out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34775774)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Gold Messiness Rigor

Former Tennessee coach Derek Dooley was a lawyer and quit to be a football coach. Of course, it helps when your dad is a Hall of Fame SEC coach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34775980)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: idiotic voyeur

UT job open again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34778118)