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If youve been dreaming of quitting law to coach in the SEC, time is now

Literally not enough coaches out there to replace all the SE...
Pearly gas station regret
  11/12/17
sounds like a movie
light address crotch
  11/12/17
Sequel to the Biglaw Golden Retriever movie?
Pearly gas station regret
  11/12/17
"there's no rule that says a biglawyer can't coach in t...
light address crotch
  11/12/17
depressed biglawyer at his desk, suicidal, after getting rea...
light address crotch
  11/12/17
this is the trailer, by the way. the biglawyer's head, wh...
light address crotch
  11/12/17
:(
light address crotch
  11/12/17
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primrose stag film degenerate
  11/12/17
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Grizzly Toilet Seat State
  11/12/17
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Swashbuckling jew cumskin
  11/25/17
“Here’s a massive scouting report on Alabama.” “But the b...
Pearly gas station regret
  11/12/17
loling
light address crotch
  11/12/17
*James Brown's I Feel Good plays*
Translucent twisted sex offender
  11/12/17
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Pearly gas station regret
  11/12/17
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stirring greedy trailer park
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primrose stag film degenerate
  11/12/17
Lol
Grizzly Toilet Seat State
  11/12/17
nice
Fragrant Anal Puppy
  11/25/17
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Swashbuckling jew cumskin
  11/12/17
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dashing trust fund newt
  11/12/17
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primrose stag film degenerate
  11/12/17
comments like this are why i am addicted to this insane plac...
Diverse Half-breed
  11/12/17
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Curious orchestra pit french chef
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mentally impaired brunch
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exciting yellow ceo
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Indigo kitchen water buffalo
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exhilarant confused generalized bond field
  11/25/17
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indecent twinkling uncleanness
  11/25/17
If you think they pull out all the stops to recruit players,...
Buff turdskin
  11/12/17
*19 year old hostess is asked to give balding litigator a ca...
Pearly gas station regret
  11/12/17
"Do you want to come check out the house where I live? ...
Buff turdskin
  11/12/17
*local pd and campus police converge on the house to arrest ...
Rebellious Becky
  11/12/17
how hard is coaching college football, really?
up-to-no-good emerald set potus
  11/12/17
Recruitment is key
Pearly gas station regret
  11/12/17
and recruiting is basically money laundering, right?
up-to-no-good emerald set potus
  11/12/17
naw lots of rich uncles in belle glade don't allow their tru...
Rebellious Becky
  11/12/17
it has to be hard and stressful as fuck. you're recruitin...
light address crotch
  11/12/17
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Painfully honest cowardly lettuce multi-billionaire
  11/12/17
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Pearly gas station regret
  11/12/17
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Pearly gas station regret
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Indigo kitchen water buffalo
  11/12/17
BUMP Arkansas has fired Bielema TAMU will be firing Suml...
Pearly gas station regret
  11/25/17
If Florida can't get Frost or Kelly, this could be a devasta...
Fragrant Anal Puppy
  11/25/17
Yeah, UT and Arkansas are definitely going to wind up stuck ...
Pearly gas station regret
  11/25/17
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Pearly gas station regret
  11/25/17
Gus really has Auburn by the balls this year. Hes going to g...
Chartreuse Lay
  11/25/17
Bump for Saban probably using the dark side of the Force to ...
Pearly gas station regret
  11/25/17
Mullen to Florida means Miss State is now open for senior li...
Pearly gas station regret
  11/26/17
Former Tennessee coach Derek Dooley was a lawyer and quit to...
spectacular chocolate digit ratio
  11/26/17
UT job open again!
Pearly gas station regret
  11/26/17


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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Pearly gas station regret

Literally not enough coaches out there to replace all the SEC head coaches getting fired this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668246)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: light address crotch

sounds like a movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668286)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Pearly gas station regret

Sequel to the Biglaw Golden Retriever movie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668288)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: light address crotch

"there's no rule that says a biglawyer can't coach in the SEC"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668301)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: light address crotch

depressed biglawyer at his desk, suicidal, after getting reamed out for the thousandth time by steinmetz for missing a comma.

*phone rings*

dejectedly hits speaker phone

hello, i'm looking for jay cohen.

speaking

this is the athletic director of the tennessee volunteers....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668318)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: light address crotch

this is the trailer, by the way.

the biglawyer's head, which had been on his desk, lifts up. cutaway to a wide shot of volunteer stadium and 110,000 cheering fans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668376)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: light address crotch

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669169)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: primrose stag film degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669313)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Grizzly Toilet Seat State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34672245)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Swashbuckling jew cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766458)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Pearly gas station regret

“Here’s a massive scouting report on Alabama.”

“But the big game’s tomorrow! Who can review that many documents overnight??”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668319)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: light address crotch

loling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668330)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Translucent twisted sex offender

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668346)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: Pearly gas station regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668368)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: stirring greedy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669175)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: primrose stag film degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669315)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Grizzly Toilet Seat State

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34672250)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Fragrant Anal Puppy

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766468)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling jew cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668379)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 3:10 PM
Author: dashing trust fund newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668905)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: primrose stag film degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669314)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: Diverse Half-breed

comments like this are why i am addicted to this insane place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669377)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: Curious orchestra pit french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669379)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: mentally impaired brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669886)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: exciting yellow ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669929)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Indigo kitchen water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34671311)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 10:08 PM
Author: Big flesh selfie gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34671800)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: exhilarant confused generalized bond field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766462)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: indecent twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34767909)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Buff turdskin

If you think they pull out all the stops to recruit players, just imagine what they do for coaches...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668291)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Pearly gas station regret

*19 year old hostess is asked to give balding litigator a campus tour*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668304)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Buff turdskin

"Do you want to come check out the house where I live? You'll love it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668320)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 2:08 PM
Author: Rebellious Becky

*local pd and campus police converge on the house to arrest you for getting a handjob 20 years before from a girl who kind of regretted it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668535)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: up-to-no-good emerald set potus

how hard is coaching college football, really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668374)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Pearly gas station regret

Recruitment is key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668522)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 2:09 PM
Author: up-to-no-good emerald set potus

and recruiting is basically money laundering, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668541)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Rebellious Becky

naw lots of rich uncles in belle glade don't allow their trust accounts to pay for their nephews until they turn 18.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668553)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 2:12 PM
Author: light address crotch

it has to be hard and stressful as fuck.

you're recruiting constantly, dealing with intense pressure from fans and boosters, and somehow still have to coach a bunch of stupid but athletic nigs to perform as a team while also dealing with their buckwild personalities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668560)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 8:52 PM
Author: Painfully honest cowardly lettuce multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34671270)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Pearly gas station regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668902)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Pearly gas station regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669182)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Indigo kitchen water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34671345)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Pearly gas station regret

BUMP

Arkansas has fired Bielema

TAMU will be firing Sumlin at the end of the season

Florida, Tennessee already vacant

Gus might be leaving Auburn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766455)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:27 AM
Author: Fragrant Anal Puppy

If Florida can't get Frost or Kelly, this could be a devastating offseason for the SEC. Who is A&M reasonably going to get? UT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766482)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:32 AM
Author: Pearly gas station regret

Yeah, UT and Arkansas are definitely going to wind up stuck with burned out corporate lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766508)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: Pearly gas station regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34767864)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Chartreuse Lay

Gus really has Auburn by the balls this year. Hes going to get a monster pay out if they want him to stay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34767882)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 7:16 PM
Author: Pearly gas station regret

Bump for Saban probably using the dark side of the Force to choke out an assistant coach after tonight's Iron Bowl loss. Another opening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34770663)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: Pearly gas station regret

Mullen to Florida means Miss State is now open for senior litigation associates looking to get out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34775774)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: spectacular chocolate digit ratio

Former Tennessee coach Derek Dooley was a lawyer and quit to be a football coach. Of course, it helps when your dad is a Hall of Fame SEC coach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34775980)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: Pearly gas station regret

UT job open again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34778118)