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If youve been dreaming of quitting law to coach in the SEC, time is now

Literally not enough coaches out there to replace all the SE...
mildly autistic lodge
  11/12/17
sounds like a movie
lavender stead
  11/12/17
Sequel to the Biglaw Golden Retriever movie?
mildly autistic lodge
  11/12/17
"there's no rule that says a biglawyer can't coach in t...
lavender stead
  11/12/17
depressed biglawyer at his desk, suicidal, after getting rea...
lavender stead
  11/12/17
this is the trailer, by the way. the biglawyer's head, wh...
lavender stead
  11/12/17
:(
lavender stead
  11/12/17
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  11/25/17
“Here’s a massive scouting report on Alabama.” “But the b...
mildly autistic lodge
  11/12/17
loling
lavender stead
  11/12/17
*James Brown's I Feel Good plays*
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mildly autistic lodge
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red stock car goyim
  11/12/17
Lol
domesticated jap
  11/12/17
nice
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talented institution
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red stock car goyim
  11/12/17
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Stirring Pearl Mother
  11/25/17
If you think they pull out all the stops to recruit players,...
Cerebral space psychic
  11/12/17
*19 year old hostess is asked to give balding litigator a ca...
mildly autistic lodge
  11/12/17
"Do you want to come check out the house where I live? ...
Cerebral space psychic
  11/12/17
*local pd and campus police converge on the house to arrest ...
Mind-boggling brindle associate mental disorder
  11/12/17
how hard is coaching college football, really?
Razzle-dazzle Philosopher-king Garrison
  11/12/17
Recruitment is key
mildly autistic lodge
  11/12/17
and recruiting is basically money laundering, right?
Razzle-dazzle Philosopher-king Garrison
  11/12/17
naw lots of rich uncles in belle glade don't allow their tru...
Mind-boggling brindle associate mental disorder
  11/12/17
it has to be hard and stressful as fuck. you're recruitin...
lavender stead
  11/12/17
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mildly autistic lodge
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BUMP Arkansas has fired Bielema TAMU will be firing Suml...
mildly autistic lodge
  11/25/17
If Florida can't get Frost or Kelly, this could be a devasta...
Azure provocative national security agency
  11/25/17
Yeah, UT and Arkansas are definitely going to wind up stuck ...
mildly autistic lodge
  11/25/17
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mildly autistic lodge
  11/25/17
Gus really has Auburn by the balls this year. Hes going to g...
Low-t Wonderful Useless Brakes
  11/25/17
Bump for Saban probably using the dark side of the Force to ...
mildly autistic lodge
  11/25/17
Mullen to Florida means Miss State is now open for senior li...
mildly autistic lodge
  11/26/17
Former Tennessee coach Derek Dooley was a lawyer and quit to...
Cracking bisexual weed whacker stage
  11/26/17
UT job open again!
mildly autistic lodge
  11/26/17


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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: mildly autistic lodge

Literally not enough coaches out there to replace all the SEC head coaches getting fired this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668246)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: lavender stead

sounds like a movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668286)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: mildly autistic lodge

Sequel to the Biglaw Golden Retriever movie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668288)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: lavender stead

"there's no rule that says a biglawyer can't coach in the SEC"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668301)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: lavender stead

depressed biglawyer at his desk, suicidal, after getting reamed out for the thousandth time by steinmetz for missing a comma.

*phone rings*

dejectedly hits speaker phone

hello, i'm looking for jay cohen.

speaking

this is the athletic director of the tennessee volunteers....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668318)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: lavender stead

this is the trailer, by the way.

the biglawyer's head, which had been on his desk, lifts up. cutaway to a wide shot of volunteer stadium and 110,000 cheering fans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668376)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: lavender stead

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669169)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: red stock car goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669313)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: domesticated jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34672245)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: charismatic maroon half-breed genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766458)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: mildly autistic lodge

“Here’s a massive scouting report on Alabama.”

“But the big game’s tomorrow! Who can review that many documents overnight??”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668319)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: lavender stead

loling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668330)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: turquoise supple international law enforcement agency

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668346)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: mildly autistic lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668368)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: milky filthpig fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669175)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: red stock car goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669315)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: domesticated jap

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34672250)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Azure provocative national security agency

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766468)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: charismatic maroon half-breed genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668379)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 3:10 PM
Author: talented institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668905)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: red stock car goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669314)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: marvelous mad-dog skullcap address

comments like this are why i am addicted to this insane place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669377)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: startled smoky lay pistol



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Electric becky community account



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: odious transparent dopamine regret



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Date: November 12th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Plum galvanic internal respiration gas station



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Date: November 12th, 2017 10:08 PM
Author: cerise bateful partner step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34671800)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: exhilarant snowy senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766462)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Stirring Pearl Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34767909)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Cerebral space psychic

If you think they pull out all the stops to recruit players, just imagine what they do for coaches...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668291)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: mildly autistic lodge

*19 year old hostess is asked to give balding litigator a campus tour*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668304)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Cerebral space psychic

"Do you want to come check out the house where I live? You'll love it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668320)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 2:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling brindle associate mental disorder

*local pd and campus police converge on the house to arrest you for getting a handjob 20 years before from a girl who kind of regretted it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668535)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Philosopher-king Garrison

how hard is coaching college football, really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668374)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: mildly autistic lodge

Recruitment is key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668522)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 2:09 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Philosopher-king Garrison

and recruiting is basically money laundering, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668541)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling brindle associate mental disorder

naw lots of rich uncles in belle glade don't allow their trust accounts to pay for their nephews until they turn 18.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668553)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 2:12 PM
Author: lavender stead

it has to be hard and stressful as fuck.

you're recruiting constantly, dealing with intense pressure from fans and boosters, and somehow still have to coach a bunch of stupid but athletic nigs to perform as a team while also dealing with their buckwild personalities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668560)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 8:52 PM
Author: 180 obsidian azn place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34671270)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: mildly autistic lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668902)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: mildly autistic lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669182)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Plum galvanic internal respiration gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34671345)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: mildly autistic lodge

BUMP

Arkansas has fired Bielema

TAMU will be firing Sumlin at the end of the season

Florida, Tennessee already vacant

Gus might be leaving Auburn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766455)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:27 AM
Author: Azure provocative national security agency

If Florida can't get Frost or Kelly, this could be a devastating offseason for the SEC. Who is A&M reasonably going to get? UT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766482)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:32 AM
Author: mildly autistic lodge

Yeah, UT and Arkansas are definitely going to wind up stuck with burned out corporate lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766508)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: mildly autistic lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34767864)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Low-t Wonderful Useless Brakes

Gus really has Auburn by the balls this year. Hes going to get a monster pay out if they want him to stay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34767882)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 7:16 PM
Author: mildly autistic lodge

Bump for Saban probably using the dark side of the Force to choke out an assistant coach after tonight's Iron Bowl loss. Another opening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34770663)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: mildly autistic lodge

Mullen to Florida means Miss State is now open for senior litigation associates looking to get out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34775774)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: Cracking bisexual weed whacker stage

Former Tennessee coach Derek Dooley was a lawyer and quit to be a football coach. Of course, it helps when your dad is a Hall of Fame SEC coach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34775980)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: mildly autistic lodge

UT job open again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34778118)