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If youve been dreaming of quitting law to coach in the SEC, time is now

Literally not enough coaches out there to replace all the SE...
Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe
  11/12/17
sounds like a movie
appetizing territorial base degenerate
  11/12/17
Sequel to the Biglaw Golden Retriever movie?
Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe
  11/12/17
"there's no rule that says a biglawyer can't coach in t...
appetizing territorial base degenerate
  11/12/17
depressed biglawyer at his desk, suicidal, after getting rea...
appetizing territorial base degenerate
  11/12/17
this is the trailer, by the way. the biglawyer's head, wh...
appetizing territorial base degenerate
  11/12/17
:(
appetizing territorial base degenerate
  11/12/17
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copper jewess senate
  11/12/17
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180 private investor
  11/12/17
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Multi-colored generalized bond set
  11/25/17
“Here’s a massive scouting report on Alabama.” “But the b...
Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe
  11/12/17
loling
appetizing territorial base degenerate
  11/12/17
*James Brown's I Feel Good plays*
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  11/12/17
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Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe
  11/12/17
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copper jewess senate
  11/12/17
Lol
180 private investor
  11/12/17
nice
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  11/25/17
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Multi-colored generalized bond set
  11/12/17
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copper jewess senate
  11/12/17
comments like this are why i am addicted to this insane plac...
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  11/25/17
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Exhilarant People Who Are Hurt Feces
  11/25/17
If you think they pull out all the stops to recruit players,...
fuchsia massive messiness fortuitous meteor
  11/12/17
*19 year old hostess is asked to give balding litigator a ca...
Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe
  11/12/17
"Do you want to come check out the house where I live? ...
fuchsia massive messiness fortuitous meteor
  11/12/17
*local pd and campus police converge on the house to arrest ...
Glassy wagecucks
  11/12/17
how hard is coaching college football, really?
slippery coiffed plaza old irish cottage
  11/12/17
Recruitment is key
Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe
  11/12/17
and recruiting is basically money laundering, right?
slippery coiffed plaza old irish cottage
  11/12/17
naw lots of rich uncles in belle glade don't allow their tru...
Glassy wagecucks
  11/12/17
it has to be hard and stressful as fuck. you're recruitin...
appetizing territorial base degenerate
  11/12/17
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Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe
  11/12/17
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Floppy Library
  11/12/17
BUMP Arkansas has fired Bielema TAMU will be firing Suml...
Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe
  11/25/17
If Florida can't get Frost or Kelly, this could be a devasta...
cruel-hearted theatre
  11/25/17
Yeah, UT and Arkansas are definitely going to wind up stuck ...
Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe
  11/25/17
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Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe
  11/25/17
Gus really has Auburn by the balls this year. Hes going to g...
misanthropic aggressive hall
  11/25/17
Bump for Saban probably using the dark side of the Force to ...
Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe
  11/25/17
Mullen to Florida means Miss State is now open for senior li...
Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe
  11/26/17
Former Tennessee coach Derek Dooley was a lawyer and quit to...
federal orchestra pit
  11/26/17
UT job open again!
Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe
  11/26/17


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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe

Literally not enough coaches out there to replace all the SEC head coaches getting fired this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668246)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: appetizing territorial base degenerate

sounds like a movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668286)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe

Sequel to the Biglaw Golden Retriever movie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668288)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: appetizing territorial base degenerate

"there's no rule that says a biglawyer can't coach in the SEC"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668301)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: appetizing territorial base degenerate

depressed biglawyer at his desk, suicidal, after getting reamed out for the thousandth time by steinmetz for missing a comma.

*phone rings*

dejectedly hits speaker phone

hello, i'm looking for jay cohen.

speaking

this is the athletic director of the tennessee volunteers....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668318)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: appetizing territorial base degenerate

this is the trailer, by the way.

the biglawyer's head, which had been on his desk, lifts up. cutaway to a wide shot of volunteer stadium and 110,000 cheering fans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668376)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: appetizing territorial base degenerate

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669169)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: copper jewess senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669313)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: 180 private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34672245)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Multi-colored generalized bond set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766458)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe

“Here’s a massive scouting report on Alabama.”

“But the big game’s tomorrow! Who can review that many documents overnight??”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668319)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: appetizing territorial base degenerate

loling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668330)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: marvelous bronze karate black woman

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668346)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668368)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Turquoise French Chef Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669175)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: copper jewess senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669315)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: 180 private investor

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34672250)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: cruel-hearted theatre

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766468)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Multi-colored generalized bond set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668379)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 3:10 PM
Author: bossy crotch state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668905)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: copper jewess senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669314)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: tan bipolar den

comments like this are why i am addicted to this insane place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669377)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: cracking impressive mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669379)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: topaz athletic conference bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669886)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: drab sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669929)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Floppy Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34671311)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 10:08 PM
Author: gold organic girlfriend love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34671800)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Canary Striped Hyena Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766462)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Exhilarant People Who Are Hurt Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34767909)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: fuchsia massive messiness fortuitous meteor

If you think they pull out all the stops to recruit players, just imagine what they do for coaches...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668291)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe

*19 year old hostess is asked to give balding litigator a campus tour*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668304)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: fuchsia massive messiness fortuitous meteor

"Do you want to come check out the house where I live? You'll love it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668320)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 2:08 PM
Author: Glassy wagecucks

*local pd and campus police converge on the house to arrest you for getting a handjob 20 years before from a girl who kind of regretted it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668535)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: slippery coiffed plaza old irish cottage

how hard is coaching college football, really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668374)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe

Recruitment is key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668522)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 2:09 PM
Author: slippery coiffed plaza old irish cottage

and recruiting is basically money laundering, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668541)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Glassy wagecucks

naw lots of rich uncles in belle glade don't allow their trust accounts to pay for their nephews until they turn 18.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668553)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 2:12 PM
Author: appetizing territorial base degenerate

it has to be hard and stressful as fuck.

you're recruiting constantly, dealing with intense pressure from fans and boosters, and somehow still have to coach a bunch of stupid but athletic nigs to perform as a team while also dealing with their buckwild personalities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668560)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 8:52 PM
Author: Wine scourge upon the earth weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34671270)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668902)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669182)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Floppy Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34671345)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe

BUMP

Arkansas has fired Bielema

TAMU will be firing Sumlin at the end of the season

Florida, Tennessee already vacant

Gus might be leaving Auburn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766455)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:27 AM
Author: cruel-hearted theatre

If Florida can't get Frost or Kelly, this could be a devastating offseason for the SEC. Who is A&M reasonably going to get? UT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766482)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:32 AM
Author: Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe

Yeah, UT and Arkansas are definitely going to wind up stuck with burned out corporate lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766508)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34767864)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: misanthropic aggressive hall

Gus really has Auburn by the balls this year. Hes going to get a monster pay out if they want him to stay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34767882)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 7:16 PM
Author: Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe

Bump for Saban probably using the dark side of the Force to choke out an assistant coach after tonight's Iron Bowl loss. Another opening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34770663)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe

Mullen to Florida means Miss State is now open for senior litigation associates looking to get out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34775774)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: federal orchestra pit

Former Tennessee coach Derek Dooley was a lawyer and quit to be a football coach. Of course, it helps when your dad is a Hall of Fame SEC coach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34775980)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: Maize Unholy Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe

UT job open again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34778118)