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Check out the brutal beating at 9th Cir. oral argument

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F3aOf9ordr8 For the tl/dr c...
stimulating fuchsia address macaca
  11/16/17
“You don’t do your professional reputation any good.”
stimulating fuchsia address macaca
  11/16/17
Spoken in that accent makes it even more menacing
sinister party of the first part
  11/16/17
Ya. Kozinski can be brutal man. I’ve never heard of this Par...
stimulating fuchsia address macaca
  11/16/17
He can really drop some Koz-loads.
Orchid internal respiration
  11/16/17
dude has a 10 on Avvo so what does Koz know?
sexy goyim
  11/16/17
Fuck Superlawyer needs to double check its rising star metho...
stimulating fuchsia address macaca
  11/16/17
Lol at that millennial dipshit "lawyer"
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Parker seems 180. Never heard of this guy but double Yale, a...
sexy goyim
  11/16/17
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claret police squad legal warrant
  11/16/17
IDK why he keeps glancing over at Koz. For approval?
Irate native
  11/16/17
lol 180
180 stage
  11/16/17
He was a little evasive, he talked over the judges, and he t...
abusive frisky digit ratio
  11/16/17
cr to an extent. Koz jumped on him with a little sarcastic c...
sexy goyim
  11/16/17
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Boyish bawdyhouse
  11/16/17
I don’t know man. The professional reputation part was too m...
odious hateful hall
  11/16/17
Cr. My first thought upon watching this was that his argume...
passionate den
  11/16/17
His client bought a sub-priority lien from an HOA for nine m...
Umber background story
  11/16/17
But let’s be honest, it’s all Al Franken-level fraud. This i...
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stimulating fuchsia address macaca
  11/16/17
That is one of the most absurdly shitty arguments i've ever ...
scarlet athletic conference
  11/17/17
ever litigate against a pro se?
peach partner idiot
  11/17/17
How does one understand wtf is going on unless one has dealt...
Irate native
  11/16/17
This is a big thing in states with super priority statutes f...
Opaque indirect expression church
  11/16/17
It's really not that hard. I'm not saying I understand it r...
passionate den
  11/16/17
How much time do you have to research these issues and how m...
Boyish bawdyhouse
  11/16/17
by reading the briefs?
180 stage
  11/16/17
How is it different from going to law school and reading cas...
Curious Amber Chad Haunted Graveyard
  11/16/17
unbelievable chutzpah on display here
concupiscible sandwich degenerate
  11/16/17
lmao fag
dun aromatic space
  11/16/17
God damn. Imagine the flight home after that shit show.
odious hateful hall
  11/16/17
These "judges" are really full of themselves.
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I'm on camera! HEY, FAGGOT.
Irate native
  11/16/17
All in, the guy must have know this was going to be a hard d...
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  11/16/17
Oh man I just got to the weasel part. No, that was pretty a...
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slap-happy snowy stead
  11/16/17
jfc my asshold hurts just watching that
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  11/16/17
Who is that attorney? What is his name? I want to see his fi...
sick beady-eyed tanning salon
  11/16/17
Luis Ayon is what he says at the beginning.
odious hateful hall
  11/16/17
We should send him a get well soon card. To Luis, Hop...
Opaque indirect expression church
  11/16/17
https://www.ayonlaw.com/ is this tedcruztp?
sick beady-eyed tanning salon
  11/16/17
Reading comp? It's Luis. He even got a chill professional ha...
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stimulating fuchsia address macaca
  11/16/17
the judges can be pricks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
Bat-shit-crazy hideous indian lodge
  11/16/17
You can't read a fucking oral argument. Memorize that shit.
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  11/16/17
look at those stacks of pleadings. appellate writing sucks; ...
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  11/16/17
Every single judge should be replaced with Watson. What does...
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Opaque indirect expression church
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https://youtu.be/c8ksvG_X4Z4
Vibrant Ruby Shrine Toilet Seat
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I remember reading about this. The bro was drunk and high at...
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  11/16/17
Link?
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  11/16/17
wtf
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  10/06/20
This is probably how it went down when Are Reptile argued be...
citrine telephone
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rusted seedy lay
  11/16/17
Not a real estate or litigationmo. What was the game plan h...
laughsome chestnut stage rigpig
  11/16/17
Sounds right to me
scarlet athletic conference
  11/17/17
This is one of my favorites: https://www.youtube.com/watc...
smoky corn cake
  11/16/17
(grocery store clerk rattling off his favorite 9th Circuit o...
slap-happy snowy stead
  11/16/17
It's from an old TSINAH thread.
smoky corn cake
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"It's from an old TSINAH thread" evan39 typed whil...
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slap-happy snowy stead
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lawyer on the other side gets it. I’ve seen people try to ge...
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  11/16/17
The judges basically ordered him sit down. You can tell he'...
sexy goyim
  11/16/17
I'd premium bill for winning so lopsidedly without having to...
obsidian stain
  11/16/17
um, the extra 0.1 for a 1 min or 10 min OA is the same
cyan cracking theater boiling water
  11/16/17
That's what saves this play from being a tragedy.
obsidian stain
  11/16/17
Out of curiosity, what kind of consequences would a lawyer f...
smoky corn cake
  11/16/17
Could get some bullshit sanction of a couple hundred bucks. ...
sexy goyim
  11/16/17
nice try evan
slap-happy snowy stead
  11/16/17
Could be held in contempt and thrown in jail.
Vibrant Ruby Shrine Toilet Seat
  11/16/17
subtle
180 stage
  11/16/17
easy there buddy
sick beady-eyed tanning salon
  11/16/17
why is he holding a pen the entire time?
cyan cracking theater boiling water
  11/16/17
One of his partners asked him to hold the pen.
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stimulating fuchsia address macaca
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9th cir mastermen, why did this get OA? 9th cir doesnt grant...
cyan cracking theater boiling water
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You show up in every litigation-related thread and act like ...
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I love this place
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  11/16/17
it's almost like the various COAs unanimously agree not to h...
cyan cracking theater boiling water
  11/16/17
You're done here, little breh. Run along now. Edit: LOL a...
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my poast speaks for itself. you're a complete moron.
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"It's now on video to be seen by the world" *te...
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Opaque indirect expression church
  11/16/17
Do any BU guys know this dude?
stimulating fuchsia address macaca
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xo kozinski not even pretending to give a fuck
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odious hateful hall
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fuck the judges there
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(Luis Ayon)
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odious hateful hall
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i once saw a municipal court judge stop a proceeding to yell...
aquamarine wrinkle
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earlier this year i saw a municipal judge criticize a young ...
slap-happy snowy stead
  11/17/17
Oh hi again guys!
stimulating fuchsia address macaca
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odds luis ayon will find this thread?
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smoky corn cake
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this thread actually shows the massive fall of XO, just 2 ye...
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It seems we do both now.
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  12/05/19
he should have said "i'm trying to teach deadbeat homeo...
Well-lubricated Gas Station
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Agreed. He would have done better had he immediately shifte...
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"somebody is getting the house. it shouldn't go to the ...
Well-lubricated Gas Station
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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: stimulating fuchsia address macaca

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F3aOf9ordr8

For the tl/dr crowd it starts getting brutal at like the 5 minute mark (and the next 2.5 minutes are the roughest).

“The longer you talk the less convincing you are.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699706)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: stimulating fuchsia address macaca

“You don’t do your professional reputation any good.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699798)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: sinister party of the first part

Spoken in that accent makes it even more menacing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699825)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: stimulating fuchsia address macaca

Ya. Kozinski can be brutal man. I’ve never heard of this Parker guy but he’s drilling this guy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699857)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Orchid internal respiration

He can really drop some Koz-loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701842)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:34 AM
Author: sexy goyim

dude has a 10 on Avvo so what does Koz know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699878)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: stimulating fuchsia address macaca

Fuck Superlawyer needs to double check its rising star methodology.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699904)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: laughsome chestnut stage rigpig

Lol at that millennial dipshit "lawyer"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699835)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: Flirting mint persian temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699854)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: Buff trump supporter ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699967)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: sexy goyim

Parker seems 180. Never heard of this guy but double Yale, appointed to the bench by both a Democrat and a Republican, and still sounds like a blue collar Brooklyn guy. "Ay- let's be real. You're out heah trying to get this property for $5 grand, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699869)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 8:57 PM
Author: claret police squad legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704695)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:00 PM
Author: Irate native

IDK why he keeps glancing over at Koz. For approval?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704731)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: 180 stage

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699871)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: abusive frisky digit ratio

He was a little evasive, he talked over the judges, and he told them their questions weren’t relevant. So he deserved a little of this. But fuck man, those judges were over the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699937)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: sexy goyim

cr to an extent. Koz jumped on him with a little sarcastic comment before he even got a word in. But I think they read his briefs and know they were going to ream him out no matter what.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699951)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Boyish bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699983)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: odious hateful hall

I don’t know man. The professional reputation part was too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700146)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: passionate den

Cr. My first thought upon watching this was that his argument in the briefing must've been offensively shitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700569)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Umber background story

His client bought a sub-priority lien from an HOA for nine months of unpaid dues, with the deed and foreclosure sale clearly disclosing that the super-priority lien would still exist after the sale (as it is held by the mortgagee). Nonetheless, his client sued to quiet title by arguing that the HOA could not split the lien, and therefore, even though the HOA only purported to sell and he only purported to buy the sub-priority lien, it actually transferred both the sub-priority and super-priority liens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700687)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: stimulating fuchsia address macaca

But let’s be honest, it’s all Al Franken-level fraud. This is hardly the shittiest argument these guys have seen. No reason to beat the shit out of the guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700715)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: stimulating fuchsia address macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701130)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:08 AM
Author: scarlet athletic conference

That is one of the most absurdly shitty arguments i've ever heard of. Please give me some examples of shittier arguments LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34706890)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: peach partner idiot

ever litigate against a pro se?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34709316)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Irate native

How does one understand wtf is going on unless one has dealt extensively with this area of law? You have to admire these judges or understand why they hire only magna HLS grads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700785)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Opaque indirect expression church

This is a big thing in states with super priority statutes for HOA loans. I know a dude in (iirc) Tucson that makes a entire living defending a single bank against these claims. I bet these guys have seen this argument a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700811)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: passionate den

It's really not that hard. I'm not saying I understand it right this second, but I did clerk, and you've got the time to look into shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700816)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Boyish bawdyhouse

How much time do you have to research these issues and how many opinions are you writing at a given time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702571)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: 180 stage

by reading the briefs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700979)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Curious Amber Chad Haunted Graveyard

How is it different from going to law school and reading cases on random shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702195)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: concupiscible sandwich degenerate

unbelievable chutzpah on display here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701615)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: dun aromatic space

lmao fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699984)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: odious hateful hall

God damn. Imagine the flight home after that shit show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700084)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: smoky corn cake

These "judges" are really full of themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700151)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: odious hateful hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700326)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Anal mind-boggling masturbator pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700823)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 8:51 PM
Author: rusted seedy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704653)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: Irate native

I'm on camera! HEY, FAGGOT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700215)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: black hairy legs mad-dog skullcap

All in, the guy must have know this was going to be a hard day for him. I guess it could have gone worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700344)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: black hairy legs mad-dog skullcap

Oh man I just got to the weasel part. No, that was pretty awful.

However, this is pussycat stuff compared to a bad day in Family Court in South Carolina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700355)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:41 PM
Author: big orange garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705773)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: slap-happy snowy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700345)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: Racy tripping coffee pot

jfc my asshold hurts just watching that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700460)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: sick beady-eyed tanning salon

Who is that attorney? What is his name? I want to see his firm profile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700473)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: odious hateful hall

Luis Ayon is what he says at the beginning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700517)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: Opaque indirect expression church

We should send him a get well soon card.

To Luis,

Hope your holes get better.

Love,

Xoxohth/autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700628)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: sick beady-eyed tanning salon

https://www.ayonlaw.com/

is this tedcruztp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700670)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: judgmental flatulent national

Reading comp? It's Luis. He even got a chill professional haircut for his pic. Guess he copped dat jerb after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700770)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: stimulating fuchsia address macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701410)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy hideous indian lodge

the judges can be pricks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzMsZDH9XhU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700681)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Vibrant Ruby Shrine Toilet Seat

You can't read a fucking oral argument. Memorize that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701637)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Gas Station

look at those stacks of pleadings. appellate writing sucks; just putting together the record for appeal is daunting. the actually OA is easy as fuck LJL at these boomers fumbling like 1L faggots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219646)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: rusted seedy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700858)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: iridescent rehab

Every single judge should be replaced with Watson. What does being a sarcastic asshole have to do with correctly interpreting the law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701093)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Opaque indirect expression church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701584)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Vibrant Ruby Shrine Toilet Seat

https://youtu.be/c8ksvG_X4Z4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701708)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: fighting brindle gay wizard

I remember reading about this. The bro was drunk and high at argument and was disbarred (iirc).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703411)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring doctorate state

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703508)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 12:59 PM
Author: Chocolate gaping

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41057964)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:35 PM
Author: citrine telephone

This is probably how it went down when Are Reptile argued before Gorsuch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219658)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: rusted seedy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701892)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: laughsome chestnut stage rigpig

Not a real estate or litigationmo. What was the game plan here, to get Wells Fargo to settle for less than the full amount of the lein and instead they decided to just win the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701930)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: scarlet athletic conference

Sounds right to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34706939)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: smoky corn cake

This is one of my favorites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObZDipKRH0c&feature=youtu.be&t=32m10s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701940)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: slap-happy snowy stead

(grocery store clerk rattling off his favorite 9th Circuit oral arguments like episodes of Breaking Bad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701981)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: smoky corn cake

It's from an old TSINAH thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701994)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: slap-happy snowy stead

"It's from an old TSINAH thread" evan39 typed while feeding orcas from his Puget Sound mega-yacht

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702002)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: smoky corn cake

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702018)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: rusted seedy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702050)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: Bull Headed Cocky Chapel Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702643)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: sick beady-eyed tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703204)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: stirring patrolman cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703638)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 7:22 PM
Author: aggressive set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703963)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Irate native

"This is my favorite 9th Cir. beatdown" evan39 explained to juggalo coworker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701983)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: slap-happy snowy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701991)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: rusted seedy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702048)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: stirring patrolman cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703639)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 7:22 PM
Author: aggressive set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703964)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:38 PM
Author: Underhanded Spot Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705744)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:44 PM
Author: aquamarine wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705796)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: brilliant yapping associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34708636)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Drunken ungodly field black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34709276)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 1:57 PM
Author: slap-happy snowy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219438)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: self-absorbed incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219585)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: slap-happy snowy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41057115)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Hilarious sweet tailpipe

lawyer on the other side gets it. I’ve seen people try to get up and argue their side after a beating like that. Was afraid he would too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701995)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:03 PM
Author: sexy goyim

The judges basically ordered him sit down. You can tell he's thinking, "fuck I hope I can still bill for this"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702114)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: obsidian stain

I'd premium bill for winning so lopsidedly without having to utter more than 10 words. Alpha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702528)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: cyan cracking theater boiling water

um, the extra 0.1 for a 1 min or 10 min OA is the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702628)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: obsidian stain

That's what saves this play from being a tragedy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702534)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: smoky corn cake

Out of curiosity, what kind of consequences would a lawyer face if he talked back or said something insulting to one of these judges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702123)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: sexy goyim

Could get some bullshit sanction of a couple hundred bucks. It's really a reputation all thing though. Koz has been known to drag lawyers through the mud in his opinions as well. He did this to a couple of prosecutors her he thought pushed cases they should've dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702133)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: slap-happy snowy stead

nice try evan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702589)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Vibrant Ruby Shrine Toilet Seat

Could be held in contempt and thrown in jail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702597)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: 180 stage

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702615)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: sick beady-eyed tanning salon

easy there buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703211)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: cyan cracking theater boiling water

why is he holding a pen the entire time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702613)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Orchid internal respiration

One of his partners asked him to hold the pen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702623)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: stimulating fuchsia address macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703233)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:16 PM
Author: cyan cracking theater boiling water

9th cir mastermen, why did this get OA? 9th cir doesnt grant OA as a matter of right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702639)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:33 PM
Author: Nofapping abode

Sometimes you see an associate's headshot and you just want to dad him around a little bit in open court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703223)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:38 PM
Author: adventurous plaza mad cow disease

You show up in every litigation-related thread and act like some kind of expert, but you're actually just a clueless fucking faggot.

FRAP 34 provides for compulsory oral argument in every case except for those in which the panel unanimously agrees. It has nothing to do with the Ninth Circuit, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703249)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: fighting brindle gay wizard

I love this place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703295)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: cyan cracking theater boiling water

it's almost like the various COAs unanimously agree not to hold OA at different rates. jfc you're a retard.

every circuit has a diff oral arg % and they differ widely, see, e.g., https://www.cohengresser.com/assets/publications/25.pdf

At one extreme, the Fourth Circuit

heard argument in only 382 of 2,966 cases that it

decided on the merits (13.1 percent); the Third

Circuit heard oral argument in 372 out of 2,526

cases (13.9 percent); and the Eleventh Circuit

in 423 out of 2,943 cases (16.2 percent).12 At the

other extreme, the D.C. and Seventh circuits heard,

respectively, 44.4 percent and 46.7 percent of the

cases they decided on the merits.13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703313)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: adventurous plaza mad cow disease

You're done here, little breh. Run along now.

Edit: LOL at this furious kike editing his poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703331)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: cyan cracking theater boiling water

my poast speaks for itself. you're a complete moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703334)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: cyan cracking theater boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219545)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: cyan cracking theater boiling water

Dumbest post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219547)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: cobalt bateful forum voyeur

nobody vants ruling.. you can't eat ruling.. you can't sell ruling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703317)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:57 PM
Author: cyan cracking theater boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703382)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 8:01 AM
Author: sexy goyim

I had a law professor light into me about this. "OK great so you get a judgment. What are you going to do? Hang it on the wall?" Very eye-opening experience actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34707938)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: brilliant yapping associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34708671)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: deep electric dingle berry

"It's now on video to be seen by the world"

*tears a man's anus wide open*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703324)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 8:49 PM
Author: Opaque indirect expression church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704636)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: stimulating fuchsia address macaca

Do any BU guys know this dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703427)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 8:50 PM
Author: Lascivious effete station

xo kozinski not even pretending to give a fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704647)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:07 PM
Author: odious hateful hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705381)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:08 PM
Author: Razzle crimson theatre jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704798)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: useless office

fuck the judges there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705594)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: Boyish bawdyhouse

(Luis Ayon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705929)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:28 PM
Author: odious hateful hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34706204)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: aquamarine wrinkle

i once saw a municipal court judge stop a proceeding to yell at a lawyer sitting in the front row who was talking to another lawyer. The pudgy little guido was fuming after. talking about reporting the judge to the ethics board. it was insane. guy's suit was cheap as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705845)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: slap-happy snowy stead

earlier this year i saw a municipal judge criticize a young lawyer's alt right haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34708422)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: stimulating fuchsia address macaca

Oh hi again guys!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34706738)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: sexy goyim

odds luis ayon will find this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34708663)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: odious hateful hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34720449)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:08 PM
Author: smoky corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219530)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: vivacious organic girlfriend school

this thread actually shows the massive fall of XO, just 2 years ago ppl wld poast actually law related threads and u wld get somewhat rationale analysis of what happened, now its just OH FUCK LETS KILL NIGS, MUSLIMS, WOMEN ARE SHIT, I GOT A DILDO STUCK IN MY BUTT HOW DO I GET IT OUT BROS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219604)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: citrine telephone

It seems we do both now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219659)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Nudist lilac point

How happy do you think the lawyer felt when he saw Kozinski forced to retire a month later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219621)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 11:11 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Gas Station

he should have said "i'm trying to teach deadbeat homeowners a lesson that they need to pay their fucking mortgage you silly shitlibs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41057172)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Painfully honest corner

Agreed. He would have done better had he immediately shifted over into an equity/fairness argument when the hollering started.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41057854)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 1:44 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Gas Station

"somebody is getting the house. it shouldn't go to the person who broke the contract. if the bank refused to credit the payments made on the mortgage their lawyer would be here asking for clean title as a remedy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41058328)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 2:24 PM
Author: Painfully honest corner

Right. You have to punch back when you get a question like that from a judge like that. It wont change their mind but it will be a satisfying enough response to the other judges

Otherwise they will just try to paint you as sneaky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41058650)