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Check out the brutal beating at 9th Cir. oral argument

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F3aOf9ordr8 For the tl/dr c...
Charcoal fragrant brunch faggot firefighter
  11/16/17
“You don’t do your professional reputation any good.”
Charcoal fragrant brunch faggot firefighter
  11/16/17
Spoken in that accent makes it even more menacing
puce hyperactive sanctuary
  11/16/17
Ya. Kozinski can be brutal man. I’ve never heard of this Par...
Charcoal fragrant brunch faggot firefighter
  11/16/17
He can really drop some Koz-loads.
dark frisky school cafeteria pistol
  11/16/17
dude has a 10 on Avvo so what does Koz know?
chest-beating meetinghouse
  11/16/17
Fuck Superlawyer needs to double check its rising star metho...
Charcoal fragrant brunch faggot firefighter
  11/16/17
Lol at that millennial dipshit "lawyer"
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Parker seems 180. Never heard of this guy but double Yale, a...
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IDK why he keeps glancing over at Koz. For approval?
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  11/16/17
lol 180
diverse wrinkle coffee pot
  11/16/17
He was a little evasive, he talked over the judges, and he t...
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cr to an extent. Koz jumped on him with a little sarcastic c...
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I don’t know man. The professional reputation part was too m...
Swashbuckling onyx lay
  11/16/17
Cr. My first thought upon watching this was that his argume...
sooty jewess
  11/16/17
His client bought a sub-priority lien from an HOA for nine m...
razzle stage dingle berry
  11/16/17
But let’s be honest, it’s all Al Franken-level fraud. This i...
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  11/16/17
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Charcoal fragrant brunch faggot firefighter
  11/16/17
That is one of the most absurdly shitty arguments i've ever ...
arousing native round eye
  11/17/17
ever litigate against a pro se?
sick zippy senate newt
  11/17/17
How does one understand wtf is going on unless one has dealt...
bistre anal orchestra pit nowag
  11/16/17
This is a big thing in states with super priority statutes f...
Stubborn hunting ground
  11/16/17
It's really not that hard. I'm not saying I understand it r...
sooty jewess
  11/16/17
How much time do you have to research these issues and how m...
chocolate whorehouse roommate
  11/16/17
by reading the briefs?
diverse wrinkle coffee pot
  11/16/17
How is it different from going to law school and reading cas...
crawly jet-lagged keepsake machete turdskin
  11/16/17
unbelievable chutzpah on display here
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  11/16/17
lmao fag
sinister nursing home
  11/16/17
God damn. Imagine the flight home after that shit show.
Swashbuckling onyx lay
  11/16/17
These "judges" are really full of themselves.
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I'm on camera! HEY, FAGGOT.
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All in, the guy must have know this was going to be a hard d...
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  11/16/17
Oh man I just got to the weasel part. No, that was pretty a...
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Soul-stirring Garnet Fanboi Wagecucks
  11/16/17
jfc my asshold hurts just watching that
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Who is that attorney? What is his name? I want to see his fi...
Clear razzmatazz black woman giraffe
  11/16/17
Luis Ayon is what he says at the beginning.
Swashbuckling onyx lay
  11/16/17
We should send him a get well soon card. To Luis, Hop...
Stubborn hunting ground
  11/16/17
https://www.ayonlaw.com/ is this tedcruztp?
Clear razzmatazz black woman giraffe
  11/16/17
Reading comp? It's Luis. He even got a chill professional ha...
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Charcoal fragrant brunch faggot firefighter
  11/16/17
the judges can be pricks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
crimson regret
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You can't read a fucking oral argument. Memorize that shit.
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  11/16/17
look at those stacks of pleadings. appellate writing sucks; ...
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Emerald dysfunction
  11/16/17
Every single judge should be replaced with Watson. What does...
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Stubborn hunting ground
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https://youtu.be/c8ksvG_X4Z4
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I remember reading about this. The bro was drunk and high at...
Nudist Point
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Link?
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wtf
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  10/06/20
This is probably how it went down when Are Reptile argued be...
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Emerald dysfunction
  11/16/17
Not a real estate or litigationmo. What was the game plan h...
Passionate Knife Pit
  11/16/17
Sounds right to me
arousing native round eye
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This is one of my favorites: https://www.youtube.com/watc...
charismatic rose cuck rehab
  11/16/17
(grocery store clerk rattling off his favorite 9th Circuit o...
Soul-stirring Garnet Fanboi Wagecucks
  11/16/17
It's from an old TSINAH thread.
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"It's from an old TSINAH thread" evan39 typed whil...
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Soul-stirring Garnet Fanboi Wagecucks
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lawyer on the other side gets it. I’ve seen people try to ge...
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  11/16/17
The judges basically ordered him sit down. You can tell he'...
chest-beating meetinghouse
  11/16/17
I'd premium bill for winning so lopsidedly without having to...
Know-it-all jap
  11/16/17
um, the extra 0.1 for a 1 min or 10 min OA is the same
Bright Trip Temple Roast Beef
  11/16/17
That's what saves this play from being a tragedy.
Know-it-all jap
  11/16/17
Out of curiosity, what kind of consequences would a lawyer f...
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  11/16/17
Could get some bullshit sanction of a couple hundred bucks. ...
chest-beating meetinghouse
  11/16/17
nice try evan
Soul-stirring Garnet Fanboi Wagecucks
  11/16/17
Could be held in contempt and thrown in jail.
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  11/16/17
subtle
diverse wrinkle coffee pot
  11/16/17
easy there buddy
Clear razzmatazz black woman giraffe
  11/16/17
why is he holding a pen the entire time?
Bright Trip Temple Roast Beef
  11/16/17
One of his partners asked him to hold the pen.
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Charcoal fragrant brunch faggot firefighter
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9th cir mastermen, why did this get OA? 9th cir doesnt grant...
Bright Trip Temple Roast Beef
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Sometimes you see an associate's headshot and you just want ...
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  11/16/17
You show up in every litigation-related thread and act like ...
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  11/16/17
I love this place
Nudist Point
  11/16/17
it's almost like the various COAs unanimously agree not to h...
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  11/16/17
You're done here, little breh. Run along now. Edit: LOL a...
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  11/16/17
my poast speaks for itself. you're a complete moron.
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Dumbest post ever.
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nobody vants ruling.. you can't eat ruling.. you can't sell ...
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I had a law professor light into me about this. "OK gre...
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"It's now on video to be seen by the world" *te...
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Stubborn hunting ground
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Do any BU guys know this dude?
Charcoal fragrant brunch faggot firefighter
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xo kozinski not even pretending to give a fuck
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fuck the judges there
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(Luis Ayon)
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i once saw a municipal court judge stop a proceeding to yell...
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earlier this year i saw a municipal judge criticize a young ...
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  11/17/17
Oh hi again guys!
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  11/17/17
odds luis ayon will find this thread?
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charismatic rose cuck rehab
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this thread actually shows the massive fall of XO, just 2 ye...
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It seems we do both now.
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  12/05/19
he should have said "i'm trying to teach deadbeat homeo...
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  10/06/20
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  10/06/20
"somebody is getting the house. it shouldn't go to the ...
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  10/06/20
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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Charcoal fragrant brunch faggot firefighter

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F3aOf9ordr8

For the tl/dr crowd it starts getting brutal at like the 5 minute mark (and the next 2.5 minutes are the roughest).

“The longer you talk the less convincing you are.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699706)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Charcoal fragrant brunch faggot firefighter

“You don’t do your professional reputation any good.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699798)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: puce hyperactive sanctuary

Spoken in that accent makes it even more menacing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699825)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: Charcoal fragrant brunch faggot firefighter

Ya. Kozinski can be brutal man. I’ve never heard of this Parker guy but he’s drilling this guy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699857)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: dark frisky school cafeteria pistol

He can really drop some Koz-loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701842)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:34 AM
Author: chest-beating meetinghouse

dude has a 10 on Avvo so what does Koz know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699878)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Charcoal fragrant brunch faggot firefighter

Fuck Superlawyer needs to double check its rising star methodology.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699904)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: Passionate Knife Pit

Lol at that millennial dipshit "lawyer"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699835)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: Motley red library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699854)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: hot site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699967)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: chest-beating meetinghouse

Parker seems 180. Never heard of this guy but double Yale, appointed to the bench by both a Democrat and a Republican, and still sounds like a blue collar Brooklyn guy. "Ay- let's be real. You're out heah trying to get this property for $5 grand, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699869)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 8:57 PM
Author: ocher personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704695)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:00 PM
Author: bistre anal orchestra pit nowag

IDK why he keeps glancing over at Koz. For approval?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704731)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: diverse wrinkle coffee pot

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699871)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: umber ladyboy box office

He was a little evasive, he talked over the judges, and he told them their questions weren’t relevant. So he deserved a little of this. But fuck man, those judges were over the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699937)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: chest-beating meetinghouse

cr to an extent. Koz jumped on him with a little sarcastic comment before he even got a word in. But I think they read his briefs and know they were going to ream him out no matter what.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699951)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: chocolate whorehouse roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699983)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: Swashbuckling onyx lay

I don’t know man. The professional reputation part was too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700146)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: sooty jewess

Cr. My first thought upon watching this was that his argument in the briefing must've been offensively shitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700569)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: razzle stage dingle berry

His client bought a sub-priority lien from an HOA for nine months of unpaid dues, with the deed and foreclosure sale clearly disclosing that the super-priority lien would still exist after the sale (as it is held by the mortgagee). Nonetheless, his client sued to quiet title by arguing that the HOA could not split the lien, and therefore, even though the HOA only purported to sell and he only purported to buy the sub-priority lien, it actually transferred both the sub-priority and super-priority liens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700687)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: Charcoal fragrant brunch faggot firefighter

But let’s be honest, it’s all Al Franken-level fraud. This is hardly the shittiest argument these guys have seen. No reason to beat the shit out of the guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700715)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: Charcoal fragrant brunch faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701130)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:08 AM
Author: arousing native round eye

That is one of the most absurdly shitty arguments i've ever heard of. Please give me some examples of shittier arguments LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34706890)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: sick zippy senate newt

ever litigate against a pro se?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34709316)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: bistre anal orchestra pit nowag

How does one understand wtf is going on unless one has dealt extensively with this area of law? You have to admire these judges or understand why they hire only magna HLS grads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700785)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Stubborn hunting ground

This is a big thing in states with super priority statutes for HOA loans. I know a dude in (iirc) Tucson that makes a entire living defending a single bank against these claims. I bet these guys have seen this argument a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700811)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: sooty jewess

It's really not that hard. I'm not saying I understand it right this second, but I did clerk, and you've got the time to look into shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700816)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: chocolate whorehouse roommate

How much time do you have to research these issues and how many opinions are you writing at a given time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702571)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: diverse wrinkle coffee pot

by reading the briefs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700979)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: crawly jet-lagged keepsake machete turdskin

How is it different from going to law school and reading cases on random shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702195)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: alcoholic theater voyeur

unbelievable chutzpah on display here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701615)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: sinister nursing home

lmao fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699984)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: Swashbuckling onyx lay

God damn. Imagine the flight home after that shit show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700084)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: charismatic rose cuck rehab

These "judges" are really full of themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700151)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: Swashbuckling onyx lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700326)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: laughsome bronze casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700823)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 8:51 PM
Author: Emerald dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704653)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: bistre anal orchestra pit nowag

I'm on camera! HEY, FAGGOT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700215)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: fuchsia wonderful institution gaping

All in, the guy must have know this was going to be a hard day for him. I guess it could have gone worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700344)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: fuchsia wonderful institution gaping

Oh man I just got to the weasel part. No, that was pretty awful.

However, this is pussycat stuff compared to a bad day in Family Court in South Carolina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700355)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:41 PM
Author: Provocative bossy yarmulke love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705773)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Garnet Fanboi Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700345)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted hall headpube

jfc my asshold hurts just watching that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700460)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: Clear razzmatazz black woman giraffe

Who is that attorney? What is his name? I want to see his firm profile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700473)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling onyx lay

Luis Ayon is what he says at the beginning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700517)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: Stubborn hunting ground

We should send him a get well soon card.

To Luis,

Hope your holes get better.

Love,

Xoxohth/autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700628)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Clear razzmatazz black woman giraffe

https://www.ayonlaw.com/

is this tedcruztp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700670)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: indecent big school

Reading comp? It's Luis. He even got a chill professional haircut for his pic. Guess he copped dat jerb after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700770)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Charcoal fragrant brunch faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701410)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: crimson regret

the judges can be pricks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzMsZDH9XhU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700681)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: disgusting drab police squad

You can't read a fucking oral argument. Memorize that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701637)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: soggy magenta heaven scourge upon the earth

look at those stacks of pleadings. appellate writing sucks; just putting together the record for appeal is daunting. the actually OA is easy as fuck LJL at these boomers fumbling like 1L faggots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219646)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Emerald dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700858)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Rough-skinned 180 corner selfie

Every single judge should be replaced with Watson. What does being a sarcastic asshole have to do with correctly interpreting the law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701093)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Stubborn hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701584)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: disgusting drab police squad

https://youtu.be/c8ksvG_X4Z4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701708)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Nudist Point

I remember reading about this. The bro was drunk and high at argument and was disbarred (iirc).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703411)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:18 PM
Author: lime doctorate station

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703508)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 12:59 PM
Author: Stirring cordovan house mood

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41057964)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:35 PM
Author: Vivacious copper puppy forum

This is probably how it went down when Are Reptile argued before Gorsuch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219658)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: Emerald dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701892)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: Passionate Knife Pit

Not a real estate or litigationmo. What was the game plan here, to get Wells Fargo to settle for less than the full amount of the lein and instead they decided to just win the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701930)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: arousing native round eye

Sounds right to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34706939)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: charismatic rose cuck rehab

This is one of my favorites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObZDipKRH0c&feature=youtu.be&t=32m10s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701940)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Garnet Fanboi Wagecucks

(grocery store clerk rattling off his favorite 9th Circuit oral arguments like episodes of Breaking Bad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701981)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: charismatic rose cuck rehab

It's from an old TSINAH thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701994)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Garnet Fanboi Wagecucks

"It's from an old TSINAH thread" evan39 typed while feeding orcas from his Puget Sound mega-yacht

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702002)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: charismatic rose cuck rehab

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702018)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: Emerald dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702050)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: beta legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702643)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Clear razzmatazz black woman giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703204)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: vigorous domesticated resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703638)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 7:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible brilliant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703963)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: bistre anal orchestra pit nowag

"This is my favorite 9th Cir. beatdown" evan39 explained to juggalo coworker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701983)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Garnet Fanboi Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701991)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: Emerald dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702048)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: vigorous domesticated resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703639)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 7:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible brilliant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703964)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:38 PM
Author: Curious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705744)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:44 PM
Author: Costumed ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705796)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: confused dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34708636)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Exciting cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34709276)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 1:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Garnet Fanboi Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219438)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: Filthy apoplectic location twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219585)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Garnet Fanboi Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41057115)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Sapphire kitchen

lawyer on the other side gets it. I’ve seen people try to get up and argue their side after a beating like that. Was afraid he would too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701995)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:03 PM
Author: chest-beating meetinghouse

The judges basically ordered him sit down. You can tell he's thinking, "fuck I hope I can still bill for this"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702114)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Know-it-all jap

I'd premium bill for winning so lopsidedly without having to utter more than 10 words. Alpha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702528)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: Bright Trip Temple Roast Beef

um, the extra 0.1 for a 1 min or 10 min OA is the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702628)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: Know-it-all jap

That's what saves this play from being a tragedy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702534)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: charismatic rose cuck rehab

Out of curiosity, what kind of consequences would a lawyer face if he talked back or said something insulting to one of these judges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702123)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: chest-beating meetinghouse

Could get some bullshit sanction of a couple hundred bucks. It's really a reputation all thing though. Koz has been known to drag lawyers through the mud in his opinions as well. He did this to a couple of prosecutors her he thought pushed cases they should've dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702133)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Garnet Fanboi Wagecucks

nice try evan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702589)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: disgusting drab police squad

Could be held in contempt and thrown in jail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702597)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: diverse wrinkle coffee pot

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702615)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Clear razzmatazz black woman giraffe

easy there buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703211)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Bright Trip Temple Roast Beef

why is he holding a pen the entire time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702613)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: dark frisky school cafeteria pistol

One of his partners asked him to hold the pen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702623)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: Charcoal fragrant brunch faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703233)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:16 PM
Author: Bright Trip Temple Roast Beef

9th cir mastermen, why did this get OA? 9th cir doesnt grant OA as a matter of right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702639)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:33 PM
Author: Green Excitant Dog Poop

Sometimes you see an associate's headshot and you just want to dad him around a little bit in open court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703223)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:38 PM
Author: dashing ceo

You show up in every litigation-related thread and act like some kind of expert, but you're actually just a clueless fucking faggot.

FRAP 34 provides for compulsory oral argument in every case except for those in which the panel unanimously agrees. It has nothing to do with the Ninth Circuit, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703249)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: Nudist Point

I love this place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703295)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Bright Trip Temple Roast Beef

it's almost like the various COAs unanimously agree not to hold OA at different rates. jfc you're a retard.

every circuit has a diff oral arg % and they differ widely, see, e.g., https://www.cohengresser.com/assets/publications/25.pdf

At one extreme, the Fourth Circuit

heard argument in only 382 of 2,966 cases that it

decided on the merits (13.1 percent); the Third

Circuit heard oral argument in 372 out of 2,526

cases (13.9 percent); and the Eleventh Circuit

in 423 out of 2,943 cases (16.2 percent).12 At the

other extreme, the D.C. and Seventh circuits heard,

respectively, 44.4 percent and 46.7 percent of the

cases they decided on the merits.13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703313)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: dashing ceo

You're done here, little breh. Run along now.

Edit: LOL at this furious kike editing his poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703331)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Bright Trip Temple Roast Beef

my poast speaks for itself. you're a complete moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703334)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Bright Trip Temple Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219545)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: Bright Trip Temple Roast Beef

Dumbest post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219547)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Fighting Mental Disorder Hominid

nobody vants ruling.. you can't eat ruling.. you can't sell ruling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703317)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:57 PM
Author: Bright Trip Temple Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703382)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 8:01 AM
Author: chest-beating meetinghouse

I had a law professor light into me about this. "OK great so you get a judgment. What are you going to do? Hang it on the wall?" Very eye-opening experience actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34707938)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: confused dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34708671)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: ruddy lascivious abode coldplay fan

"It's now on video to be seen by the world"

*tears a man's anus wide open*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703324)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 8:49 PM
Author: Stubborn hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704636)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Charcoal fragrant brunch faggot firefighter

Do any BU guys know this dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703427)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 8:50 PM
Author: cerise mother state

xo kozinski not even pretending to give a fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704647)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling onyx lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705381)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:08 PM
Author: floppy mahogany indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704798)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Talented wine old irish cottage range

fuck the judges there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705594)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: chocolate whorehouse roommate

(Luis Ayon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705929)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling onyx lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34706204)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Costumed ticket booth

i once saw a municipal court judge stop a proceeding to yell at a lawyer sitting in the front row who was talking to another lawyer. The pudgy little guido was fuming after. talking about reporting the judge to the ethics board. it was insane. guy's suit was cheap as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705845)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Garnet Fanboi Wagecucks

earlier this year i saw a municipal judge criticize a young lawyer's alt right haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34708422)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: Charcoal fragrant brunch faggot firefighter

Oh hi again guys!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34706738)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: chest-beating meetinghouse

odds luis ayon will find this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34708663)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling onyx lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34720449)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:08 PM
Author: charismatic rose cuck rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219530)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Unhinged Famous Landscape Painting Office

this thread actually shows the massive fall of XO, just 2 years ago ppl wld poast actually law related threads and u wld get somewhat rationale analysis of what happened, now its just OH FUCK LETS KILL NIGS, MUSLIMS, WOMEN ARE SHIT, I GOT A DILDO STUCK IN MY BUTT HOW DO I GET IT OUT BROS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219604)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: Vivacious copper puppy forum

It seems we do both now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219659)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: chrome disrespectful national

How happy do you think the lawyer felt when he saw Kozinski forced to retire a month later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219621)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 11:11 AM
Author: soggy magenta heaven scourge upon the earth

he should have said "i'm trying to teach deadbeat homeowners a lesson that they need to pay their fucking mortgage you silly shitlibs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41057172)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: sticky infuriating jew

Agreed. He would have done better had he immediately shifted over into an equity/fairness argument when the hollering started.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41057854)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 1:44 PM
Author: soggy magenta heaven scourge upon the earth

"somebody is getting the house. it shouldn't go to the person who broke the contract. if the bank refused to credit the payments made on the mortgage their lawyer would be here asking for clean title as a remedy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41058328)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 2:24 PM
Author: sticky infuriating jew

Right. You have to punch back when you get a question like that from a judge like that. It wont change their mind but it will be a satisfying enough response to the other judges

Otherwise they will just try to paint you as sneaky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41058650)