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CDC- tiny number of Americans eating enough fruits and vegetables

Can't paste the link on my phone. Only 12% of Americans eat...
deranged site newt
  11/18/17
avoiding added sugar is internet cat lady diet advice
domesticated meetinghouse
  11/18/17
How do you eat 10 servings of fruit per day particularly if ...
glittery state
  11/18/17
Keep in mind, a serving is really small. Half a cup by volu...
deranged site newt
  11/18/17
The idea that you need X amount of everything in your diet i...
Nubile heaven puppy
  11/18/17
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Arrogant milk
  11/18/17
depends on ancestral genetics. a white dude eating 90% whal...
magenta bat-shit-crazy lay
  11/18/17
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Confused olive azn lodge
  11/18/17
Lol. This is 100% bro science.
Unholy aqua coffee pot
  11/18/17
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racy old irish cottage preventive strike
  11/18/17
*cites increase in vegetable servings in annual self-evaluat...
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Arrogant milk
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nudist frozen shrine
  11/18/17
moast fruits and vegetables give me heinous gas and explosiv...
Zippy native
  11/18/17
At least one of those is a moniker, probably both.
deranged site newt
  11/18/17
Lol
heady doobsian dingle berry space
  11/18/17
this is true for a lot of people. the fiber wrecks your int...
fishy abode
  11/18/17
LO fucking l. Meat takes 24-48 hours to digest. Fruits and v...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
Yeah, just do eat like a fag diet for your whole life for an...
Odious Useless Party Of The First Part
  11/18/17
Lol a year or two? A proper diet will add 10-15 years, not t...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
waiting on you to post them RCTs confirming this.
Odious Useless Party Of The First Part
  11/18/17
Do you know fucking anything about medicine? You can't RTC p...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
Oh sorry, thought you wouldn't make claims you couldn't back...
Odious Useless Party Of The First Part
  11/18/17
You're literally asking for RTC evidence for 60+ year long t...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
you dont have any RCTs with any kind of clinical endpoints a...
Odious Useless Party Of The First Part
  11/18/17
Lol bro go watch some Bill Nye the science guy you know noth...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
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Iridescent appetizing church building associate
  11/18/17
it takes a couple hours for anything to clear the stomach. ...
fishy abode
  11/18/17
The risk factors you've listed are either uncontrollable (ag...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
I doubt it. I think getting off your ass and exercising wil...
fishy abode
  11/18/17
If you exercise 60 minutes a day vigorously I'm still not co...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
You should check out the zero carb/VLC folks, including the ...
fishy abode
  11/18/17
I eat 600g of carbohydrate a day. My bmi is 24. Not ea...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
You might be fine on 600g of carbs a day. Other people are ...
fishy abode
  11/18/17
Lol this is the paleo party line "a vegan diet is fine ...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
He is obviously deep into the primal nutrition blog wormhole...
indecent deer antler box office
  11/18/17
this is insane broscience I have seen you espouse this s...
White effete university wagecucks
  11/18/17
I eat some grains and enough fruits and vegetables to satisf...
fishy abode
  11/18/17
eating healthy levels of good, lean meat and whole plants is...
White effete university wagecucks
  11/18/17
Agree with 99% of this although fiber may be *slightly* over...
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  11/18/17
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Fragrant sanctuary elastic band
  11/18/17
Don't get me wrong. I'm not suggesting that fiber is "...
fishy abode
  11/18/17
"Date: November 18th, 2017 2:11 PM Author: Sotomayor M...
Spectacular milky national
  11/18/17
easy man mccheese is kind of a dumb bro at times but he is a...
dun macaca office
  11/18/17
I don't drink craft beer and rarely drink alcohol in general...
fishy abode
  11/18/17
Check your RC. I'm the one that pointed out that tobacco ...
fishy abode
  11/18/17
The vast majority of americans get jack shit for fiber intak...
Green blathering fanboi house
  11/18/17
The primal and paleo eating goons have to find ways to sugge...
indecent deer antler box office
  11/18/17
Because you've eaten like shit and gotten 20g of fiber a day...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
11.5g per 1000 calories consumed actually
Disrespectful nighttime business firm new version
  11/18/17
LOL you think 20 grams of fiber is enough for a day? You're ...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
("man" who eats less than 2000cals/dy, unironicall...
Disrespectful nighttime business firm new version
  11/18/17
I'm not the op faggot. And the CDC guidelines aren't for ...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
I don't need my colon to fail to enjoy male doctors' finger ...
fishy abode
  11/18/17
Right so you appeal to masculinity to rationalize meat eatin...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
I haven't appealed to masculinity at all. My poasts have be...
fishy abode
  11/18/17
You literally called me a man in quotes 2 posts up bro
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
wasn't me.
fishy abode
  11/18/17
My bad bro.
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
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Arrogant milk
  11/18/17
"Check out that chick at the bar." "Think I ...
turquoise goal in life
  11/18/17
(Imitation Popeye)
copper keepsake machete giraffe
  11/18/17
U mad bro?
deranged site newt
  11/18/17
People eat things that aren't donuts? *mindblown.jpg*
flickering boistinker turdskin
  11/18/17
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deranged site newt
  11/18/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431237&mc=78&...
khaki casino
  11/18/17
Lol added sugar is completely innocuous compared to the poun...
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Disrespectful nighttime business firm new version
  11/18/17
i had french toast for breakfast u mad
Disrespectful nighttime business firm new version
  11/18/17
I hate vegetables they make me sick
Garnet Beady-eyed Field
  11/18/17
I get my full serving of both every single day. Sup
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  11/18/17
But I drink at least half a gallon of apple juice a day and ...
Slap-happy Pocket Flask Skinny Woman
  11/18/17
You will lose weight faster cutting your fat intake in half ...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
My experience suggests this is backwards.
fishy abode
  11/18/17
Lol "n=1 n=1" Your n=0. Eat a real carbohydrate...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
Here is my exact experience. I tracked everything I ate. M...
fishy abode
  11/18/17
Alright.
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
lulz, the fat neckbeards of XO always flip out when anyone r...
Fragrant sanctuary elastic band
  11/18/17
fucking LOL at 10 servings of fruit enjoy sitting on the ...
talented navy patrolman
  11/18/17
Yeah bro, all those fat diabetic people? They eat too many a...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
you've put on a really histrionic faggot performance in this...
talented navy patrolman
  11/18/17
Please reference specifics
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
mainly your 25 posts, supra i've been on keto for six mon...
talented navy patrolman
  11/18/17
Lol. I eat 600 grams of carbohydrate a day from fruit, bread...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
lololololol you'll have diabetes by 40. enjoy living your l...
talented navy patrolman
  11/18/17
My fasting glucose is 75 dipshit. It's without question lowe...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
i need your age, your race, and your IQ before we can go any...
talented navy patrolman
  11/18/17
Lol it's over. All my blood results are better than yours be...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
Lol state the number faggot. What is your ldl cholesterol le...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
i'm watching football and i don't have my fucking medical re...
talented navy patrolman
  11/18/17
Fuck dude you are so fucking cool. I bet you know exactly ho...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
let me know when you're done editing. how much are your han...
talented navy patrolman
  11/18/17
You edited a post after I responded above. 0. How man...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
lol you're shaking like michael j. fox right now. calm down...
talented navy patrolman
  11/18/17
I'm not even remotely triggered bro. Just loling up and down...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
edits: 1 and counting shake shake shake shake shake sh...
talented navy patrolman
  11/18/17
Lol I'm surprised you have the energy to copy and paste a wo...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
hysterical gook wants everyone to eat rice, why?
talented navy patrolman
  11/18/17
Lol damn dude you're so tough and masculine and white. Unfor...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
you made this retarded, embarrassingly insecure argument abo...
talented navy patrolman
  11/18/17
Are you just oblivious to what you write? You're painting me...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
lol at "fallic" we're done here. enjoy you...
talented navy patrolman
  11/18/17
Racism, appeal to spelling, halford wannabe.
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
i like that you've basically confessed that you're a hysteri...
talented navy patrolman
  11/18/17
Thought you were done bro. No I haven't mentioned my race...
Maroon public bath
  11/18/17
If you think your diet in 2017 is going to contribute to you...
nudist frozen shrine
  11/18/17
your diet today can make you feel and look and live substant...
Bearded Mischievous School Cafeteria Toaster
  11/18/17
Just bought baby carrots plan to shove in ass
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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:43 AM
Author: deranged site newt

Can't paste the link on my phone. Only 12% of Americans eat enough fruits, only 9% eat enough vegetables. The number eating enough of both would probably be around 7%. More like 5 or 6% for young adults.

If you want to get ahead, at work, chasing girls, or doing anything else, one of the easiest things to do is to change your diet. I quit eating added sugar last winter (although I haven't completely been able to get it out of my diet, I don't eat sweets other than fruit) and it's been incredible. I get over the recommended 10 servings per day, and it's helped me a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34716084)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:58 PM
Author: domesticated meetinghouse

avoiding added sugar is internet cat lady diet advice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34718029)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: glittery state

How do you eat 10 servings of fruit per day particularly if you live in the northeast where fresh fruit is SPS in winter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34716104)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:56 AM
Author: deranged site newt

Keep in mind, a serving is really small. Half a cup by volume. A red Solo cup is two cups by volume. So basically two and half Solo cups per day of fruits and vegetables and you're set (leafy greens only get half credit, so you would have to eat five Solo cups of those; not very efficient).

There's a sandwich place where I often eat lunch that sells these large plastic cups full of chopped fruit and vegetables. It's 18000000. I can get 6 or 7 of my daily servings just from those.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34716109)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Nubile heaven puppy

The idea that you need X amount of everything in your diet is inherently retarded. Throughout human history you've had groups of people living on 90% fruit and others living on 90% whale fat. It's all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717605)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:34 PM
Author: Arrogant milk



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:00 PM
Author: magenta bat-shit-crazy lay

depends on ancestral genetics. a white dude eating 90% whale fat wouldn't live past the age of 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719843)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:03 PM
Author: Confused olive azn lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719857)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: Unholy aqua coffee pot

Lol. This is 100% bro science.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34716125)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: racy old irish cottage preventive strike



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Date: November 18th, 2017 9:08 AM
Author: Sinister Dilemma Crotch

*cites increase in vegetable servings in annual self-evaluation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34716152)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:34 PM
Author: Arrogant milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719716)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:52 PM
Author: nudist frozen shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719792)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: Zippy native

moast fruits and vegetables give me heinous gas and explosive diarrhea.

so just STFU, food nazi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34716532)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: deranged site newt

At least one of those is a moniker, probably both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34716694)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: heady doobsian dingle berry space

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717603)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: fishy abode

this is true for a lot of people. the fiber wrecks your intestines. meat is the easiest thing to digest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717529)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

LO fucking l. Meat takes 24-48 hours to digest. Fruits and vegetables take 1-6.

Fiber, flax etc is associated with decreases colon cancer. Red meat consumption is the #1 risk factor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717535)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: Odious Useless Party Of The First Part

Yeah, just do eat like a fag diet for your whole life for an extra year or two so AIDS can take you instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717559)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

Lol a year or two? A proper diet will add 10-15 years, not to mention a huge benefit to the quality of your last 5-10.

Enjoy shitting yourself for 5 years in a nursing home because meat is for men and vegetables are for fags.

Fucking retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717575)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: Odious Useless Party Of The First Part

waiting on you to post them RCTs confirming this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717584)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

Do you know fucking anything about medicine? You can't RTC people their whole life. Lo fucking l bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717593)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: Odious Useless Party Of The First Part

Oh sorry, thought you wouldn't make claims you couldn't back up with legitimate evidence, especially with diets where RCTs are common and easy to do. Sorry!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717623)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

You're literally asking for RTC evidence for 60+ year long trials which will never exist. You're a goddamn moron and know nothing about the burden of evidence in medicine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717647)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Odious Useless Party Of The First Part

you dont have any RCTs with any kind of clinical endpoints at all?

you're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717861)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

Lol bro go watch some Bill Nye the science guy you know nothing about method

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34718001)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 3:06 PM
Author: Iridescent appetizing church building associate



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: fishy abode

it takes a couple hours for anything to clear the stomach. meat comes out as chyme, which is easily digested. fat slows the entire digestive process, but fiber is literally indigestible. fruits and vegetables "come out quickly" because the intestines can't digest them and pass them through. hence the gas and diarrhea.

red meat consumption is hardly the #1 risk factor for colon cancer. age, tobacco use, history of inflammatory bowel disease or genetic risks, obesity, and physical activity are all more explanatory. while fiber/vegetable and red meat consumption are both associated with colon cancer risks, they are probably simply instrumental variables for other lifestyle issues like being a fat unhealthy fuck in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717639)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

The risk factors you've listed are either uncontrollable (age), wrong (tobacco use) or heavily confounded (obesity)

If you want to do 1 thing to lower your risk of colon cancer, swapping steak for broccoli will give you the most bang for your buck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717671)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:03 PM
Author: fishy abode

I doubt it. I think getting off your ass and exercising will give you the most bang for your buck.

Tobacco use is listed as a risk factor by the CDC, colorectal cancer research groups, etc.

Diet is also heavily confounded.

It doesn't matter that the rest are uncontrollable. You made the claim that eating red meat was the "#1 risk factor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717699)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:08 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

If you exercise 60 minutes a day vigorously I'm still not convinced that will counteract the effects of a couple cheeseburgers and a steak per a week. And cutting the latter is much easier than doing the former.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717722)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: fishy abode

You should check out the zero carb/VLC folks, including the original Owsley posts. It's not a diet that works for everybody, but it doesn't look as crazy as it sounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717753)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

I eat 600g of carbohydrate a day.

My bmi is 24.

Not eating carbohydrate is literal retardation and is associated with no health benefits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717766)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: fishy abode

You might be fine on 600g of carbs a day. Other people are going to become fat, diabetic fucks on that diet.

Like I said, look at the Bear stuff and VLC/ZC people. It might not work for you or even most people, but it has its place.

The body can generate glucose without consuming carbs. Some people thrive on low or zero carb diets.

When I cut starches out of my diet completely and was taking in around 150g of carbs per day, I was shredded and could not gain additional weight, even at 3400-3800 total cal/day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717820)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

Lol this is the paleo party line "a vegan diet is fine for some people, but bananas make some people diabetic!"

No they don't Rob Wolf. Go fuck off with your fat wife.

Yeah bro I eat 3000 calories a day of rice and bread and potatoes. However your cholesterol is through the roof and mine is better than perfect.

Also my blood sugar is 75 fasting. Your insulin theory is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717927)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: indecent deer antler box office

He is obviously deep into the primal nutrition blog wormhole.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717997)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: White effete university wagecucks

this is insane broscience

I have seen you espouse this shit before

do NOT take actual health advice from bloggers and fad diet bullshit. you are obviously into the primal eating shit to some extent. understand those people are in the business of selling shit to morons like yourself before you start taking health advice from them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717720)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:16 PM
Author: fishy abode

I eat some grains and enough fruits and vegetables to satisfy the CDC. Let me ask you, though - what exactly are people who suggest eating no processed foods, unadulterated meat, and whole plants from my local supermarket in the business to sell me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717786)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:29 PM
Author: White effete university wagecucks

eating healthy levels of good, lean meat and whole plants is 180. everybody should do it.

thinking that fiber is actually bad for you is paleo industry garbage that is supported by broscience bloggers and scam 'nutritional' writers who know that simply selling sound nutritional principles is not a good business model. they need gullible consumers like yourself who think they're buying into some kind of elevated philosophy or diet 'hack.' with that sales pitch comes a bunch of retarded concepts they cobble together to help you feel like you're doing something special and thus more likely to buy their books, click their blocks, google their ideas, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717857)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: indecent deer antler box office

Agree with 99% of this although fiber may be *slightly* overrated by the medical establishment as some kind of health panacea.

But LJL, whenever I see someone ranting about how fiber is a scam, I know they're a sweaty, veiny, likely bald paleo/Xfit/primal/workout blog masterman idiot who take their cues from a 110 IQ guru selling ebooks and shitty supplements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717904)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: Fragrant sanctuary elastic band



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: fishy abode

Don't get me wrong. I'm not suggesting that fiber is "bad for you" in general, or bad for everybody. What I'm saying is that there are a subset of people - and probably a larger subset of people that most think - who experience GI distress from eating high amounts of fiber and do much better on a low-residue diet.

Low-residue diets, by the way, are suggested by gastroenterologists for IBD or IBS patients. They are not associated with the paleo diet world, which instead promotes fiber and suggests cutting grains, sugar, and occasionally other complex carbohydrates.

My point is that if your diet is causing you issues or less than optimal health, change it - and don't be afraid to question principles you've been told.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717916)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:47 PM
Author: Spectacular milky national

"Date: November 18th, 2017 2:11 PM

Author: Sotomayor McCheese

You should check out the zero carb/VLC folks, including the original Owsley posts. It's not a diet that works for everybody, but it doesn't look as crazy as it sounds."

You believe in the equivalent of shrews doing juice cleanses and using charcoal masks to "detox" their bodies. Higher in this thread you seem to deny that tobacco use is a solid statistical link to bowel cancers with the same sort of low-IQ Redditor logic of "well there are maybe like a bunch of exigencies and unaccounted for factors for cancer in smokers we don't even know about guys!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717952)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: dun macaca office

easy man mccheese is kind of a dumb bro at times but he is a solid contributor to ARE bort and just gets a little kooky with his craft beer fueled brobeliefs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717986)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: fishy abode

I don't drink craft beer and rarely drink alcohol in general now. if anything, my kooky brobeliefs are marijuana-fueled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34718151)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: fishy abode

Check your RC.

I'm the one that pointed out that tobacco use WAS a solid statistical link to bowel cancer. It was metaphysics is gay that was arguing the opposite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34718031)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:54 PM
Author: Green blathering fanboi house

The vast majority of americans get jack shit for fiber intake. It's really hard to eat so much fiber that you are regularly legitimately bloated unless you're ODing on psylium husk. People get GI distress because they a) eat too much and b) eat absolute fucking garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34718008)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: indecent deer antler box office

The primal and paleo eating goons have to find ways to suggest that traditional knowledge about diet is all fucked up. Damning fiber as benign at best was one of the earliest concepts they more or less conjured and have since bounced around variously more nuanced but still fundamentally retarded iterations for the last decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34718023)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:40 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

Because you've eaten like shit and gotten 20g of fiber a day for years.

Healthy colons require 50+ grams of fiber a day. After 2 weeks the colon you've wrecked adapts to the proper diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717545)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: Disrespectful nighttime business firm new version

11.5g per 1000 calories consumed actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717600)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

LOL you think 20 grams of fiber is enough for a day? You're fucking delusional.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717611)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: Disrespectful nighttime business firm new version

("man" who eats less than 2000cals/dy, unironically citing the CDC as proof in his OP but then dismissing other CDC recommendations a few poasts down)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717617)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

I'm not the op faggot.

And the CDC guidelines aren't for optimal heath, they're minimums for avoiding the worst diseases.

You're a fucking moron. Appeal to masculinity? Jfc bro. Enjoy male doctor's fingers in your asshole routinely because your colon fails at 55.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717643)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: fishy abode

I don't need my colon to fail to enjoy male doctors' finger in my asshole, fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717661)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

Right so you appeal to masculinity to rationalize meat eating then do some postmodern irony faggotry about why you're actually a faggot and why being a faggot is cool. Got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717686)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:05 PM
Author: fishy abode

I haven't appealed to masculinity at all. My poasts have been 100% about digestibility and health.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717704)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:09 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

You literally called me a man in quotes 2 posts up bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717732)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:17 PM
Author: fishy abode

wasn't me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717797)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

My bad bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717806)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:37 PM
Author: Arrogant milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719732)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:24 AM
Author: turquoise goal in life

"Check out that chick at the bar."

"Think I should go up to her, dude?"

"Yeah, for sure."

"Okay, let me get ready."

*eats entire head of Broccoli and approaches*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34716537)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:38 AM
Author: copper keepsake machete giraffe

(Imitation Popeye)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34716583)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: deranged site newt

U mad bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34716697)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: flickering boistinker turdskin

People eat things that aren't donuts? *mindblown.jpg*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34716777)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: deranged site newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717504)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: khaki casino

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431237&mc=78&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717515)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

Lol added sugar is completely innocuous compared to the pounds of meat and cheese you eat every week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717517)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Motley erotic resort multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717540)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Disrespectful nighttime business firm new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717612)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Disrespectful nighttime business firm new version

i had french toast for breakfast u mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717610)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:05 PM
Author: Garnet Beady-eyed Field

I hate vegetables

they make me sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717706)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: charismatic indigo generalized bond temple

I get my full serving of both every single day. Sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717749)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:16 PM
Author: Slap-happy Pocket Flask Skinny Woman

But I drink at least half a gallon of apple juice a day and still can't lose weight!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717785)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

You will lose weight faster cutting your fat intake in half than cutting your sugar intake in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717811)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: fishy abode

My experience suggests this is backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717833)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

Lol "n=1 n=1"

Your n=0. Eat a real carbohydrate and you will shed pounds. Rice, potatoes, bananas and bread. No one gets fucking fat on rice you goddamn lunatic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717992)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: fishy abode

Here is my exact experience. I tracked everything I ate. My physical activity, including weightlifting routine, did not change significantly at any time.

For about a year, I ate a modified paleo diet that included no starches (rice, potato, bread, etc.) or processed/complex sugars. I got all my carbohydrates from fruits and vegetables. Bananas were a major carb source; I ate 2-4 per day and still do. On that diet, I averaged around 3400 calories per day, with a 55-60% fat, 25-30% protein, 10-20% carbohydrate split. Most of the fat came from coconut, meat, and nuts. Despite the caloric intake being ostensibly higher than my BMR, I lost weight on the diet, then stabilized and could not gain weight.

That diet did not work for me. Besides the inability to gain weight, I had trouble sleeping and got heartburn from the high fat intake. However, my lower tract digestion improved.

For the last few months, I have added back rice, some sugars, and occasional wheat. I now eat slightly fewer daily calories - around 3100-3200 per day. I am slowly gaining weight back. The only changes, besides the slight decrease in calories, has been an increase from ~100-120 g/carbs per day to ~250-300.

Your mileage may vary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34718123)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:26 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

Alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719671)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Fragrant sanctuary elastic band

lulz, the fat neckbeards of XO always flip out when anyone reports the most fundamental and easily verifiable thing about nutrition: a lot of fresh vegetables and moderate amounts of fresh fruit is great for your health.

you fat weird fucks whine and howl every|single|time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717925)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:36 PM
Author: talented navy patrolman

fucking LOL at 10 servings of fruit

enjoy sitting on the john all day and getting diabetes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719723)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:37 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

Yeah bro, all those fat diabetic people? They eat too many apples and bananas. Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719729)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:41 PM
Author: talented navy patrolman

you've put on a really histrionic faggot performance in this thread. kudos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719749)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:41 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

Please reference specifics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719752)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:43 PM
Author: talented navy patrolman

mainly your 25 posts, supra

i've been on keto for six months. best shape of my life. fruit is sugar, period. there is no difference between "natural sugar" and "added sugar." just eat candy if you're a fat who wants sugar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719757)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

Lol. I eat 600 grams of carbohydrate a day from fruit, bread, juice and rice. I get 100-200 grams of sugar a day. My ldl is 55. My fasting glucose is 75. My bmi is 24.

Explain to me how sugar makes you fat, insulin boy.

Your cholesterol and apob are likely abysmal and I doubt you could run 10 miles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719761)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:45 PM
Author: talented navy patrolman

lololololol you'll have diabetes by 40. enjoy living your last 20 years with one foot.

my cholesterol is great, my T is through the roof, and i feel like a teenager again. enjoy your half a kilogram of fucking sugar every day though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719764)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

My fasting glucose is 75 dipshit. It's without question lower than yours.

My ldl is 55. What's yours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719767)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:48 PM
Author: talented navy patrolman

i need your age, your race, and your IQ before we can go any further

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719772)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:48 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

Lol it's over. All my blood results are better than yours because your diet is garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719776)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:48 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

Lol state the number faggot. What is your ldl cholesterol level?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719773)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:50 PM
Author: talented navy patrolman

i'm watching football and i don't have my fucking medical records in front of me like a weird gook faggot. my LDL is well within normal levels.

you had this same argument above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719785)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:52 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

Fuck dude you are so fucking cool. I bet you know exactly how many ketones you pissed out this morning but irrelevant things like blood tests don't matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719794)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:54 PM
Author: talented navy patrolman

let me know when you're done editing. how much are your hands shaking with rage right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719805)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

You edited a post after I responded above.

0.

How many grams of saturated fat did you eat today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719821)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: talented navy patrolman

lol you're shaking like michael j. fox right now. calm down and have a banana, chong.

or don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719824)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

I'm not even remotely triggered bro. Just loling up and down at a fathead meathead know nothing keto retard that's afraid of a piece of bread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719832)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: talented navy patrolman

edits: 1 and counting

shake shake shake

shake shake shake

shake ur booty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719839)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:01 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

Lol I'm surprised you have the energy to copy and paste a word that many times on your low energy broscience diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719849)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:02 PM
Author: talented navy patrolman

hysterical gook wants everyone to eat rice, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719853)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

Lol damn dude you're so tough and masculine and white. Unfortunately your diet and blood tests are shit and a faggot vegan is healthier than you on pretty much every metric.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719876)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:09 PM
Author: talented navy patrolman

you made this retarded, embarrassingly insecure argument above and got pwned. why do you continue to bring up the masculinity? what are you so worried about?

you like bananas because it's something rong and yerrow, am i right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719891)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

Are you just oblivious to what you write? You're painting me as a histrionic (feminine) gook because you're a tough football watching white guy right? And white guys are strong and need meat and fat, and bananas are fallic and mean i have yellow fever.

None of these are arguments because my blood tests are better than yours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719918)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: talented navy patrolman

lol at "fallic"

we're done here.

enjoy your BROOD TESTS and FLUITS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719924)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:20 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

Racism, appeal to spelling, halford wannabe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719931)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: talented navy patrolman

i like that you've basically confessed that you're a hysterical, quaking asian. please calm down, have a drink (it has SUGAR!!) and have a good night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719944)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:27 PM
Author: Maroon public bath

Thought you were done bro.

No I haven't mentioned my race because it's irrelevant. You're also trying to feminize me because your nutrition "knowledge" is garbage and that's all you've got.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719962)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: nudist frozen shrine

If you think your diet in 2017 is going to contribute to your life expectancy in the year 2050, you are hopelessly retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719829)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: Bearded Mischievous School Cafeteria Toaster

your diet today can make you feel and look and live substantially better, during the years of physical age when many people start to experience significant decline. hypothetical concerns about QoL in old age are a valid consideration for healthy first world people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719942)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:05 PM
Author: Iridescent appetizing church building associate

Just bought baby carrots plan to shove in ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719873)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: nudist frozen shrine



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:25 PM
Author: Vivacious indirect expression mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719950)