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CDC- tiny number of Americans eating enough fruits and vegetables

Can't paste the link on my phone. Only 12% of Americans eat...
Sienna Psychic
  11/18/17
avoiding added sugar is internet cat lady diet advice
Self-absorbed Twisted Personal Credit Line Juggernaut
  11/18/17
How do you eat 10 servings of fruit per day particularly if ...
violet violent marketing idea address
  11/18/17
Keep in mind, a serving is really small. Half a cup by volu...
Sienna Psychic
  11/18/17
The idea that you need X amount of everything in your diet i...
grizzly national depressive
  11/18/17
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Flushed Territorial Shrine
  11/18/17
depends on ancestral genetics. a white dude eating 90% whal...
milky ape
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Big meetinghouse
  11/18/17
Lol. This is 100% bro science.
bull headed deep state preventive strike
  11/18/17
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Khaki Diverse Mood
  11/18/17
*cites increase in vegetable servings in annual self-evaluat...
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Flushed Territorial Shrine
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Concupiscible partner
  11/18/17
moast fruits and vegetables give me heinous gas and explosiv...
gay piazza old irish cottage
  11/18/17
At least one of those is a moniker, probably both.
Sienna Psychic
  11/18/17
Lol
Gaped incel location
  11/18/17
this is true for a lot of people. the fiber wrecks your int...
wonderful pit
  11/18/17
LO fucking l. Meat takes 24-48 hours to digest. Fruits and v...
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
Yeah, just do eat like a fag diet for your whole life for an...
cream locus
  11/18/17
Lol a year or two? A proper diet will add 10-15 years, not t...
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
waiting on you to post them RCTs confirming this.
cream locus
  11/18/17
Do you know fucking anything about medicine? You can't RTC p...
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
Oh sorry, thought you wouldn't make claims you couldn't back...
cream locus
  11/18/17
You're literally asking for RTC evidence for 60+ year long t...
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
you dont have any RCTs with any kind of clinical endpoints a...
cream locus
  11/18/17
Lol bro go watch some Bill Nye the science guy you know noth...
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
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Metal Background Story
  11/18/17
it takes a couple hours for anything to clear the stomach. ...
wonderful pit
  11/18/17
The risk factors you've listed are either uncontrollable (ag...
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
I doubt it. I think getting off your ass and exercising wil...
wonderful pit
  11/18/17
If you exercise 60 minutes a day vigorously I'm still not co...
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
You should check out the zero carb/VLC folks, including the ...
wonderful pit
  11/18/17
I eat 600g of carbohydrate a day. My bmi is 24. Not ea...
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
You might be fine on 600g of carbs a day. Other people are ...
wonderful pit
  11/18/17
Lol this is the paleo party line "a vegan diet is fine ...
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
He is obviously deep into the primal nutrition blog wormhole...
iridescent cuck
  11/18/17
this is insane broscience I have seen you espouse this s...
irradiated idiot reading party
  11/18/17
I eat some grains and enough fruits and vegetables to satisf...
wonderful pit
  11/18/17
eating healthy levels of good, lean meat and whole plants is...
irradiated idiot reading party
  11/18/17
Agree with 99% of this although fiber may be *slightly* over...
iridescent cuck
  11/18/17
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Motley ungodly point roast beef
  11/18/17
Don't get me wrong. I'm not suggesting that fiber is "...
wonderful pit
  11/18/17
"Date: November 18th, 2017 2:11 PM Author: Sotomayor M...
mustard deer antler
  11/18/17
easy man mccheese is kind of a dumb bro at times but he is a...
tan odious french chef quadroon
  11/18/17
I don't drink craft beer and rarely drink alcohol in general...
wonderful pit
  11/18/17
Check your RC. I'm the one that pointed out that tobacco ...
wonderful pit
  11/18/17
The vast majority of americans get jack shit for fiber intak...
Ruddy University
  11/18/17
The primal and paleo eating goons have to find ways to sugge...
iridescent cuck
  11/18/17
Because you've eaten like shit and gotten 20g of fiber a day...
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
11.5g per 1000 calories consumed actually
Hairraiser aggressive new version
  11/18/17
LOL you think 20 grams of fiber is enough for a day? You're ...
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
("man" who eats less than 2000cals/dy, unironicall...
Hairraiser aggressive new version
  11/18/17
I'm not the op faggot. And the CDC guidelines aren't for ...
Magical ratface
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I don't need my colon to fail to enjoy male doctors' finger ...
wonderful pit
  11/18/17
Right so you appeal to masculinity to rationalize meat eatin...
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
I haven't appealed to masculinity at all. My poasts have be...
wonderful pit
  11/18/17
You literally called me a man in quotes 2 posts up bro
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
wasn't me.
wonderful pit
  11/18/17
My bad bro.
Magical ratface
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Flushed Territorial Shrine
  11/18/17
"Check out that chick at the bar." "Think I ...
Mint dashing hell
  11/18/17
(Imitation Popeye)
Narrow-minded fishy blood rage
  11/18/17
U mad bro?
Sienna Psychic
  11/18/17
People eat things that aren't donuts? *mindblown.jpg*
Histrionic parlour
  11/18/17
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Sienna Psychic
  11/18/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431237&mc=78&...
Thirsty Magenta Whorehouse
  11/18/17
Lol added sugar is completely innocuous compared to the poun...
Magical ratface
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Hairraiser aggressive new version
  11/18/17
i had french toast for breakfast u mad
Hairraiser aggressive new version
  11/18/17
I hate vegetables they make me sick
misunderstood mental disorder associate
  11/18/17
I get my full serving of both every single day. Sup
Lascivious jap
  11/18/17
But I drink at least half a gallon of apple juice a day and ...
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  11/18/17
You will lose weight faster cutting your fat intake in half ...
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
My experience suggests this is backwards.
wonderful pit
  11/18/17
Lol "n=1 n=1" Your n=0. Eat a real carbohydrate...
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
Here is my exact experience. I tracked everything I ate. M...
wonderful pit
  11/18/17
Alright.
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
lulz, the fat neckbeards of XO always flip out when anyone r...
Motley ungodly point roast beef
  11/18/17
fucking LOL at 10 servings of fruit enjoy sitting on the ...
Razzle-dazzle Roommate School
  11/18/17
Yeah bro, all those fat diabetic people? They eat too many a...
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
you've put on a really histrionic faggot performance in this...
Razzle-dazzle Roommate School
  11/18/17
Please reference specifics
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
mainly your 25 posts, supra i've been on keto for six mon...
Razzle-dazzle Roommate School
  11/18/17
Lol. I eat 600 grams of carbohydrate a day from fruit, bread...
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
lololololol you'll have diabetes by 40. enjoy living your l...
Razzle-dazzle Roommate School
  11/18/17
My fasting glucose is 75 dipshit. It's without question lowe...
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
i need your age, your race, and your IQ before we can go any...
Razzle-dazzle Roommate School
  11/18/17
Lol it's over. All my blood results are better than yours be...
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
Lol state the number faggot. What is your ldl cholesterol le...
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
i'm watching football and i don't have my fucking medical re...
Razzle-dazzle Roommate School
  11/18/17
Fuck dude you are so fucking cool. I bet you know exactly ho...
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
let me know when you're done editing. how much are your han...
Razzle-dazzle Roommate School
  11/18/17
You edited a post after I responded above. 0. How man...
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
lol you're shaking like michael j. fox right now. calm down...
Razzle-dazzle Roommate School
  11/18/17
I'm not even remotely triggered bro. Just loling up and down...
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
edits: 1 and counting shake shake shake shake shake sh...
Razzle-dazzle Roommate School
  11/18/17
Lol I'm surprised you have the energy to copy and paste a wo...
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
hysterical gook wants everyone to eat rice, why?
Razzle-dazzle Roommate School
  11/18/17
Lol damn dude you're so tough and masculine and white. Unfor...
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
you made this retarded, embarrassingly insecure argument abo...
Razzle-dazzle Roommate School
  11/18/17
Are you just oblivious to what you write? You're painting me...
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
lol at "fallic" we're done here. enjoy you...
Razzle-dazzle Roommate School
  11/18/17
Racism, appeal to spelling, halford wannabe.
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
i like that you've basically confessed that you're a hysteri...
Razzle-dazzle Roommate School
  11/18/17
Thought you were done bro. No I haven't mentioned my race...
Magical ratface
  11/18/17
If you think your diet in 2017 is going to contribute to you...
Concupiscible partner
  11/18/17
your diet today can make you feel and look and live substant...
Sapphire fear-inspiring weed whacker
  11/18/17
Just bought baby carrots plan to shove in ass
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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:43 AM
Author: Sienna Psychic

Can't paste the link on my phone. Only 12% of Americans eat enough fruits, only 9% eat enough vegetables. The number eating enough of both would probably be around 7%. More like 5 or 6% for young adults.

If you want to get ahead, at work, chasing girls, or doing anything else, one of the easiest things to do is to change your diet. I quit eating added sugar last winter (although I haven't completely been able to get it out of my diet, I don't eat sweets other than fruit) and it's been incredible. I get over the recommended 10 servings per day, and it's helped me a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34716084)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:58 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Twisted Personal Credit Line Juggernaut

avoiding added sugar is internet cat lady diet advice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34718029)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: violet violent marketing idea address

How do you eat 10 servings of fruit per day particularly if you live in the northeast where fresh fruit is SPS in winter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34716104)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:56 AM
Author: Sienna Psychic

Keep in mind, a serving is really small. Half a cup by volume. A red Solo cup is two cups by volume. So basically two and half Solo cups per day of fruits and vegetables and you're set (leafy greens only get half credit, so you would have to eat five Solo cups of those; not very efficient).

There's a sandwich place where I often eat lunch that sells these large plastic cups full of chopped fruit and vegetables. It's 18000000. I can get 6 or 7 of my daily servings just from those.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34716109)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: grizzly national depressive

The idea that you need X amount of everything in your diet is inherently retarded. Throughout human history you've had groups of people living on 90% fruit and others living on 90% whale fat. It's all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717605)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:34 PM
Author: Flushed Territorial Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719714)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:00 PM
Author: milky ape

depends on ancestral genetics. a white dude eating 90% whale fat wouldn't live past the age of 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719843)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:03 PM
Author: Big meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719857)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: bull headed deep state preventive strike

Lol. This is 100% bro science.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34716125)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: Khaki Diverse Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34716528)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 9:08 AM
Author: Cobalt balding crotch

*cites increase in vegetable servings in annual self-evaluation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34716152)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:34 PM
Author: Flushed Territorial Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719716)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:52 PM
Author: Concupiscible partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719792)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: gay piazza old irish cottage

moast fruits and vegetables give me heinous gas and explosive diarrhea.

so just STFU, food nazi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34716532)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: Sienna Psychic

At least one of those is a moniker, probably both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34716694)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: Gaped incel location

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717603)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: wonderful pit

this is true for a lot of people. the fiber wrecks your intestines. meat is the easiest thing to digest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717529)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Magical ratface

LO fucking l. Meat takes 24-48 hours to digest. Fruits and vegetables take 1-6.

Fiber, flax etc is associated with decreases colon cancer. Red meat consumption is the #1 risk factor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717535)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: cream locus

Yeah, just do eat like a fag diet for your whole life for an extra year or two so AIDS can take you instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717559)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: Magical ratface

Lol a year or two? A proper diet will add 10-15 years, not to mention a huge benefit to the quality of your last 5-10.

Enjoy shitting yourself for 5 years in a nursing home because meat is for men and vegetables are for fags.

Fucking retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717575)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: cream locus

waiting on you to post them RCTs confirming this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717584)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Magical ratface

Do you know fucking anything about medicine? You can't RTC people their whole life. Lo fucking l bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717593)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: cream locus

Oh sorry, thought you wouldn't make claims you couldn't back up with legitimate evidence, especially with diets where RCTs are common and easy to do. Sorry!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717623)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: Magical ratface

You're literally asking for RTC evidence for 60+ year long trials which will never exist. You're a goddamn moron and know nothing about the burden of evidence in medicine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717647)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: cream locus

you dont have any RCTs with any kind of clinical endpoints at all?

you're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717861)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: Magical ratface

Lol bro go watch some Bill Nye the science guy you know nothing about method

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34718001)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 3:06 PM
Author: Metal Background Story



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: wonderful pit

it takes a couple hours for anything to clear the stomach. meat comes out as chyme, which is easily digested. fat slows the entire digestive process, but fiber is literally indigestible. fruits and vegetables "come out quickly" because the intestines can't digest them and pass them through. hence the gas and diarrhea.

red meat consumption is hardly the #1 risk factor for colon cancer. age, tobacco use, history of inflammatory bowel disease or genetic risks, obesity, and physical activity are all more explanatory. while fiber/vegetable and red meat consumption are both associated with colon cancer risks, they are probably simply instrumental variables for other lifestyle issues like being a fat unhealthy fuck in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717639)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Magical ratface

The risk factors you've listed are either uncontrollable (age), wrong (tobacco use) or heavily confounded (obesity)

If you want to do 1 thing to lower your risk of colon cancer, swapping steak for broccoli will give you the most bang for your buck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717671)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:03 PM
Author: wonderful pit

I doubt it. I think getting off your ass and exercising will give you the most bang for your buck.

Tobacco use is listed as a risk factor by the CDC, colorectal cancer research groups, etc.

Diet is also heavily confounded.

It doesn't matter that the rest are uncontrollable. You made the claim that eating red meat was the "#1 risk factor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717699)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:08 PM
Author: Magical ratface

If you exercise 60 minutes a day vigorously I'm still not convinced that will counteract the effects of a couple cheeseburgers and a steak per a week. And cutting the latter is much easier than doing the former.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717722)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: wonderful pit

You should check out the zero carb/VLC folks, including the original Owsley posts. It's not a diet that works for everybody, but it doesn't look as crazy as it sounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717753)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: Magical ratface

I eat 600g of carbohydrate a day.

My bmi is 24.

Not eating carbohydrate is literal retardation and is associated with no health benefits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717766)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: wonderful pit

You might be fine on 600g of carbs a day. Other people are going to become fat, diabetic fucks on that diet.

Like I said, look at the Bear stuff and VLC/ZC people. It might not work for you or even most people, but it has its place.

The body can generate glucose without consuming carbs. Some people thrive on low or zero carb diets.

When I cut starches out of my diet completely and was taking in around 150g of carbs per day, I was shredded and could not gain additional weight, even at 3400-3800 total cal/day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717820)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Magical ratface

Lol this is the paleo party line "a vegan diet is fine for some people, but bananas make some people diabetic!"

No they don't Rob Wolf. Go fuck off with your fat wife.

Yeah bro I eat 3000 calories a day of rice and bread and potatoes. However your cholesterol is through the roof and mine is better than perfect.

Also my blood sugar is 75 fasting. Your insulin theory is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717927)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: iridescent cuck

He is obviously deep into the primal nutrition blog wormhole.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717997)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: irradiated idiot reading party

this is insane broscience

I have seen you espouse this shit before

do NOT take actual health advice from bloggers and fad diet bullshit. you are obviously into the primal eating shit to some extent. understand those people are in the business of selling shit to morons like yourself before you start taking health advice from them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717720)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:16 PM
Author: wonderful pit

I eat some grains and enough fruits and vegetables to satisfy the CDC. Let me ask you, though - what exactly are people who suggest eating no processed foods, unadulterated meat, and whole plants from my local supermarket in the business to sell me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717786)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:29 PM
Author: irradiated idiot reading party

eating healthy levels of good, lean meat and whole plants is 180. everybody should do it.

thinking that fiber is actually bad for you is paleo industry garbage that is supported by broscience bloggers and scam 'nutritional' writers who know that simply selling sound nutritional principles is not a good business model. they need gullible consumers like yourself who think they're buying into some kind of elevated philosophy or diet 'hack.' with that sales pitch comes a bunch of retarded concepts they cobble together to help you feel like you're doing something special and thus more likely to buy their books, click their blocks, google their ideas, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717857)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: iridescent cuck

Agree with 99% of this although fiber may be *slightly* overrated by the medical establishment as some kind of health panacea.

But LJL, whenever I see someone ranting about how fiber is a scam, I know they're a sweaty, veiny, likely bald paleo/Xfit/primal/workout blog masterman idiot who take their cues from a 110 IQ guru selling ebooks and shitty supplements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717904)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: Motley ungodly point roast beef



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: wonderful pit

Don't get me wrong. I'm not suggesting that fiber is "bad for you" in general, or bad for everybody. What I'm saying is that there are a subset of people - and probably a larger subset of people that most think - who experience GI distress from eating high amounts of fiber and do much better on a low-residue diet.

Low-residue diets, by the way, are suggested by gastroenterologists for IBD or IBS patients. They are not associated with the paleo diet world, which instead promotes fiber and suggests cutting grains, sugar, and occasionally other complex carbohydrates.

My point is that if your diet is causing you issues or less than optimal health, change it - and don't be afraid to question principles you've been told.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717916)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:47 PM
Author: mustard deer antler

"Date: November 18th, 2017 2:11 PM

Author: Sotomayor McCheese

You should check out the zero carb/VLC folks, including the original Owsley posts. It's not a diet that works for everybody, but it doesn't look as crazy as it sounds."

You believe in the equivalent of shrews doing juice cleanses and using charcoal masks to "detox" their bodies. Higher in this thread you seem to deny that tobacco use is a solid statistical link to bowel cancers with the same sort of low-IQ Redditor logic of "well there are maybe like a bunch of exigencies and unaccounted for factors for cancer in smokers we don't even know about guys!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717952)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: tan odious french chef quadroon

easy man mccheese is kind of a dumb bro at times but he is a solid contributor to ARE bort and just gets a little kooky with his craft beer fueled brobeliefs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717986)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: wonderful pit

I don't drink craft beer and rarely drink alcohol in general now. if anything, my kooky brobeliefs are marijuana-fueled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34718151)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: wonderful pit

Check your RC.

I'm the one that pointed out that tobacco use WAS a solid statistical link to bowel cancer. It was metaphysics is gay that was arguing the opposite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34718031)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:54 PM
Author: Ruddy University

The vast majority of americans get jack shit for fiber intake. It's really hard to eat so much fiber that you are regularly legitimately bloated unless you're ODing on psylium husk. People get GI distress because they a) eat too much and b) eat absolute fucking garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34718008)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: iridescent cuck

The primal and paleo eating goons have to find ways to suggest that traditional knowledge about diet is all fucked up. Damning fiber as benign at best was one of the earliest concepts they more or less conjured and have since bounced around variously more nuanced but still fundamentally retarded iterations for the last decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34718023)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:40 PM
Author: Magical ratface

Because you've eaten like shit and gotten 20g of fiber a day for years.

Healthy colons require 50+ grams of fiber a day. After 2 weeks the colon you've wrecked adapts to the proper diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717545)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser aggressive new version

11.5g per 1000 calories consumed actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717600)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Magical ratface

LOL you think 20 grams of fiber is enough for a day? You're fucking delusional.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717611)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser aggressive new version

("man" who eats less than 2000cals/dy, unironically citing the CDC as proof in his OP but then dismissing other CDC recommendations a few poasts down)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717617)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Magical ratface

I'm not the op faggot.

And the CDC guidelines aren't for optimal heath, they're minimums for avoiding the worst diseases.

You're a fucking moron. Appeal to masculinity? Jfc bro. Enjoy male doctor's fingers in your asshole routinely because your colon fails at 55.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717643)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: wonderful pit

I don't need my colon to fail to enjoy male doctors' finger in my asshole, fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717661)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Magical ratface

Right so you appeal to masculinity to rationalize meat eating then do some postmodern irony faggotry about why you're actually a faggot and why being a faggot is cool. Got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717686)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:05 PM
Author: wonderful pit

I haven't appealed to masculinity at all. My poasts have been 100% about digestibility and health.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717704)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:09 PM
Author: Magical ratface

You literally called me a man in quotes 2 posts up bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717732)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:17 PM
Author: wonderful pit

wasn't me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717797)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Magical ratface

My bad bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717806)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:37 PM
Author: Flushed Territorial Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719732)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:24 AM
Author: Mint dashing hell

"Check out that chick at the bar."

"Think I should go up to her, dude?"

"Yeah, for sure."

"Okay, let me get ready."

*eats entire head of Broccoli and approaches*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34716537)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:38 AM
Author: Narrow-minded fishy blood rage

(Imitation Popeye)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34716583)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: Sienna Psychic

U mad bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34716697)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: Histrionic parlour

People eat things that aren't donuts? *mindblown.jpg*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34716777)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Sienna Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717504)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Thirsty Magenta Whorehouse

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431237&mc=78&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717515)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Magical ratface

Lol added sugar is completely innocuous compared to the pounds of meat and cheese you eat every week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717517)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717540)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser aggressive new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717612)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser aggressive new version

i had french toast for breakfast u mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717610)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:05 PM
Author: misunderstood mental disorder associate

I hate vegetables

they make me sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717706)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Lascivious jap

I get my full serving of both every single day. Sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717749)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:16 PM
Author: apoplectic center tattoo

But I drink at least half a gallon of apple juice a day and still can't lose weight!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717785)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: Magical ratface

You will lose weight faster cutting your fat intake in half than cutting your sugar intake in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717811)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: wonderful pit

My experience suggests this is backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717833)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: Magical ratface

Lol "n=1 n=1"

Your n=0. Eat a real carbohydrate and you will shed pounds. Rice, potatoes, bananas and bread. No one gets fucking fat on rice you goddamn lunatic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717992)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: wonderful pit

Here is my exact experience. I tracked everything I ate. My physical activity, including weightlifting routine, did not change significantly at any time.

For about a year, I ate a modified paleo diet that included no starches (rice, potato, bread, etc.) or processed/complex sugars. I got all my carbohydrates from fruits and vegetables. Bananas were a major carb source; I ate 2-4 per day and still do. On that diet, I averaged around 3400 calories per day, with a 55-60% fat, 25-30% protein, 10-20% carbohydrate split. Most of the fat came from coconut, meat, and nuts. Despite the caloric intake being ostensibly higher than my BMR, I lost weight on the diet, then stabilized and could not gain weight.

That diet did not work for me. Besides the inability to gain weight, I had trouble sleeping and got heartburn from the high fat intake. However, my lower tract digestion improved.

For the last few months, I have added back rice, some sugars, and occasional wheat. I now eat slightly fewer daily calories - around 3100-3200 per day. I am slowly gaining weight back. The only changes, besides the slight decrease in calories, has been an increase from ~100-120 g/carbs per day to ~250-300.

Your mileage may vary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34718123)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:26 PM
Author: Magical ratface

Alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719671)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Motley ungodly point roast beef

lulz, the fat neckbeards of XO always flip out when anyone reports the most fundamental and easily verifiable thing about nutrition: a lot of fresh vegetables and moderate amounts of fresh fruit is great for your health.

you fat weird fucks whine and howl every|single|time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34717925)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Roommate School

fucking LOL at 10 servings of fruit

enjoy sitting on the john all day and getting diabetes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719723)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:37 PM
Author: Magical ratface

Yeah bro, all those fat diabetic people? They eat too many apples and bananas. Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719729)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Roommate School

you've put on a really histrionic faggot performance in this thread. kudos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719749)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:41 PM
Author: Magical ratface

Please reference specifics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719752)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Roommate School

mainly your 25 posts, supra

i've been on keto for six months. best shape of my life. fruit is sugar, period. there is no difference between "natural sugar" and "added sugar." just eat candy if you're a fat who wants sugar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719757)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Magical ratface

Lol. I eat 600 grams of carbohydrate a day from fruit, bread, juice and rice. I get 100-200 grams of sugar a day. My ldl is 55. My fasting glucose is 75. My bmi is 24.

Explain to me how sugar makes you fat, insulin boy.

Your cholesterol and apob are likely abysmal and I doubt you could run 10 miles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719761)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Roommate School

lololololol you'll have diabetes by 40. enjoy living your last 20 years with one foot.

my cholesterol is great, my T is through the roof, and i feel like a teenager again. enjoy your half a kilogram of fucking sugar every day though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719764)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: Magical ratface

My fasting glucose is 75 dipshit. It's without question lower than yours.

My ldl is 55. What's yours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719767)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Roommate School

i need your age, your race, and your IQ before we can go any further

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719772)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:48 PM
Author: Magical ratface

Lol it's over. All my blood results are better than yours because your diet is garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719776)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:48 PM
Author: Magical ratface

Lol state the number faggot. What is your ldl cholesterol level?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719773)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Roommate School

i'm watching football and i don't have my fucking medical records in front of me like a weird gook faggot. my LDL is well within normal levels.

you had this same argument above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719785)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:52 PM
Author: Magical ratface

Fuck dude you are so fucking cool. I bet you know exactly how many ketones you pissed out this morning but irrelevant things like blood tests don't matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719794)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:54 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Roommate School

let me know when you're done editing. how much are your hands shaking with rage right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719805)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: Magical ratface

You edited a post after I responded above.

0.

How many grams of saturated fat did you eat today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719821)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Roommate School

lol you're shaking like michael j. fox right now. calm down and have a banana, chong.

or don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719824)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Magical ratface

I'm not even remotely triggered bro. Just loling up and down at a fathead meathead know nothing keto retard that's afraid of a piece of bread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719832)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Roommate School

edits: 1 and counting

shake shake shake

shake shake shake

shake ur booty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719839)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:01 PM
Author: Magical ratface

Lol I'm surprised you have the energy to copy and paste a word that many times on your low energy broscience diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719849)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:02 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Roommate School

hysterical gook wants everyone to eat rice, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719853)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: Magical ratface

Lol damn dude you're so tough and masculine and white. Unfortunately your diet and blood tests are shit and a faggot vegan is healthier than you on pretty much every metric.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719876)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:09 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Roommate School

you made this retarded, embarrassingly insecure argument above and got pwned. why do you continue to bring up the masculinity? what are you so worried about?

you like bananas because it's something rong and yerrow, am i right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719891)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: Magical ratface

Are you just oblivious to what you write? You're painting me as a histrionic (feminine) gook because you're a tough football watching white guy right? And white guys are strong and need meat and fat, and bananas are fallic and mean i have yellow fever.

None of these are arguments because my blood tests are better than yours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719918)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Roommate School

lol at "fallic"

we're done here.

enjoy your BROOD TESTS and FLUITS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719924)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:20 PM
Author: Magical ratface

Racism, appeal to spelling, halford wannabe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719931)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Roommate School

i like that you've basically confessed that you're a hysterical, quaking asian. please calm down, have a drink (it has SUGAR!!) and have a good night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719944)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:27 PM
Author: Magical ratface

Thought you were done bro.

No I haven't mentioned my race because it's irrelevant. You're also trying to feminize me because your nutrition "knowledge" is garbage and that's all you've got.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719962)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible partner

If you think your diet in 2017 is going to contribute to your life expectancy in the year 2050, you are hopelessly retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719829)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: Sapphire fear-inspiring weed whacker

your diet today can make you feel and look and live substantially better, during the years of physical age when many people start to experience significant decline. hypothetical concerns about QoL in old age are a valid consideration for healthy first world people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719942)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:05 PM
Author: Metal Background Story

Just bought baby carrots plan to shove in ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719873)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719874)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:25 PM
Author: Poppy talented laser beams kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3801478&forum_id=2#34719950)