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Itt critique my redpill stand up comedy routine

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how i...
Passionate house digit ratio
  11/18/17
Check your math 5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13
Motley foreskin
  11/18/17
Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply
Cordovan cerebral address
  11/18/17
...
Mind-boggling theater gay wizard
  11/18/17
...
outnumbered circlehead gaping
  11/18/17
lol
Greedy green cuckoldry area
  11/18/17
I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I t...
Passionate house digit ratio
  11/18/17
holly shit
nighttime kitchen coffee pot
  11/18/17
...
Twisted toaster ratface
  11/18/17
i like this one.
marvelous maniacal parlor
  11/18/17
...
Twisted toaster ratface
  11/18/17
this is pretty 180
Bearded exhilarant blood rage church building
  11/18/17
I’m dying here
wonderful pearly set fortuitous meteor
  11/18/17
...
vivacious spruce locus
  11/18/17
...
Light soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap
  11/19/17
180
ivory irradiated skinny woman idea he suggested
  11/19/17
...
Twisted toaster ratface
  11/18/17
keep going
haunting background story
  11/18/17
...
Odious base tank
  11/18/17
Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something na...
Passionate house digit ratio
  11/18/17
...
Greedy green cuckoldry area
  11/18/17
...
Twisted toaster ratface
  11/18/17
...
haunting background story
  11/18/17
i came
Bearded exhilarant blood rage church building
  11/18/17
funny
Beady-eyed burgundy round eye
  11/18/17
...
marvelous maniacal parlor
  11/18/17
oh lawd
wonderful pearly set fortuitous meteor
  11/18/17
gotta work "Canadians" in here
comical adulterous indirect expression
  11/19/17
...
Submissive Potus
  11/19/17
180 billion
amber keepsake machete
  11/19/17
"White people kill people like this, while Black people...
vivacious spruce locus
  11/18/17
"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot* "like t...
Flushed hairraiser hospital
  11/18/17
"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not goin...
vivacious spruce locus
  11/18/17
don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!
Bearded exhilarant blood rage church building
  11/18/17
what is the dialect
vivacious spruce locus
  11/18/17
There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these ...
Passionate house digit ratio
  11/18/17
...
Twisted toaster ratface
  11/18/17
ohshit...
marvelous maniacal parlor
  11/18/17
actually lol'd
Indigo Gunner
  11/18/17
not okay
Flushed hairraiser hospital
  11/18/17
...
ivory irradiated skinny woman idea he suggested
  11/19/17
subscribed
provocative useless orchestra pit old irish cottage
  11/19/17
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Cyan resort
  11/18/17
My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right ...
Passionate house digit ratio
  11/18/17
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Twisted toaster ratface
  11/19/17
...
marvelous maniacal parlor
  11/19/17
...
Twisted toaster ratface
  11/19/17
first bad one so far
haunting background story
  11/19/17
(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)
Twisted toaster ratface
  11/19/17
it was blue pill, not red pill.
haunting background story
  11/19/17
na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way ...
marvelous maniacal parlor
  11/19/17
its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republi...
haunting background story
  11/19/17
Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inf...
Passionate house digit ratio
  11/19/17
They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audie...
Twisted toaster ratface
  11/19/17
WOOOOOOSH
wonderful pearly set fortuitous meteor
  11/19/17
...
comical adulterous indirect expression
  11/19/17
gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to ...
vibrant stage mexican
  11/19/17
good one
comical adulterous indirect expression
  11/19/17
...
haunting background story
  11/19/17
(concerned "top")
Twisted toaster ratface
  11/19/17
...
wonderful pearly set fortuitous meteor
  11/19/17
They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right...
vibrant stage mexican
  11/19/17
Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that ...
vibrant stage mexican
  11/19/17
horrible.
comical adulterous indirect expression
  11/19/17
nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you coul...
vibrant stage mexican
  11/19/17
...
haunting background story
  11/19/17
...
wonderful pearly set fortuitous meteor
  11/19/17
...
comical adulterous indirect expression
  11/19/17
Gross, and racist.
Twisted toaster ratface
  11/19/17
suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on ...
vibrant stage mexican
  11/19/17
yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.
Twisted toaster ratface
  11/19/17
we got a heckler here! Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's...
vibrant stage mexican
  11/19/17
...
haunting background story
  11/19/17
:D *giggle noise*
Twisted toaster ratface
  11/19/17
kinda like this one
haunting background story
  11/19/17
thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed th...
marvelous maniacal parlor
  11/19/17
Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended u...
vibrant stage mexican
  11/19/17
lol
wonderful pearly set fortuitous meteor
  11/19/17
if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this c...
Twisted toaster ratface
  11/19/17
the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny a...
vibrant stage mexican
  11/19/17
Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a g...
vibrant stage mexican
  11/19/17
...
haunting background story
  11/19/17
...
wonderful pearly set fortuitous meteor
  11/19/17
this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for i...
comical adulterous indirect expression
  11/19/17
during "boos" BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! ...
vibrant stage mexican
  11/19/17
AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT
comical adulterous indirect expression
  11/19/17
dont hijack the thread, friend.
marvelous maniacal parlor
  11/19/17
he's value adding
haunting background story
  11/19/17
this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out...
Indigo Gunner
  11/19/17
Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "...
vibrant stage mexican
  11/19/17
ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line ...
comical adulterous indirect expression
  11/19/17
This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are g...
Embarrassed To The Bone Elastic Band
  11/19/17
so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes,...
vibrant stage mexican
  11/19/17
nothing?
vibrant stage mexican
  11/19/17
Xo Saturday night folks
Electric indecent voyeur
  11/19/17
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concupiscible ultramarine center
  11/19/17
embarrassing thread
snowy knife
  11/19/17
(asian)
amber keepsake machete
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Puce Hairy Legs
  11/19/17


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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: Passionate house digit ratio

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how important it is for tech to have diversity. Gender diversity, racial diversity, sexual diversity. I figure, hey if I can find you 5 gay black female workers does that count as 15 or 5. I figure it should count as 15 right? I mean that’s three diversities right there.

^ very tame Intro joke to “loosen up” the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720843)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: Motley foreskin

Check your math

5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721055)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Cordovan cerebral address

Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720862)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Mind-boggling theater gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720894)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: outnumbered circlehead gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721128)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Greedy green cuckoldry area

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720866)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Passionate house digit ratio

I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I think we can all agree right. Of course black lives matter. I’m very interested in blacks living. Especially where they’re living.

(Pause)

For a variety of reasons.

(Wait for laughter to die down)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720892)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: nighttime kitchen coffee pot

holly shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720897)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Twisted toaster ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720914)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: marvelous maniacal parlor

i like this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720919)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Twisted toaster ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720961)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: Bearded exhilarant blood rage church building

this is pretty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720977)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: wonderful pearly set fortuitous meteor

I’m dying here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720992)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: vivacious spruce locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721000)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: Light soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721267)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: ivory irradiated skinny woman idea he suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727476)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Twisted toaster ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720915)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: haunting background story

keep going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720918)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Odious base tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720921)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: Passionate house digit ratio

Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something nasty written on her receipt and got no tip? Yeah it was an awful story. Made the national news. Very hateful situation, sad really. The two black guys who she was serving were huge homophobes. But they were about average as far as black tippers go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720948)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Greedy green cuckoldry area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720951)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Twisted toaster ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720956)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: haunting background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720963)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: Bearded exhilarant blood rage church building

i came

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720978)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed burgundy round eye

funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720988)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: marvelous maniacal parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720989)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: wonderful pearly set fortuitous meteor

oh lawd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720995)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: comical adulterous indirect expression

gotta work "Canadians" in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721302)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: Submissive Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722348)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: amber keepsake machete

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722644)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: vivacious spruce locus

"White people kill people like this, while Black people kill people like this!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720958)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: Flushed hairraiser hospital

"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot*

"like this" *ten pantomimed gunshots, maybe while counting on your other hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: vivacious spruce locus

"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not going to lie, I don't have any black friends. Black enemies though? I have plenty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720964)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: Bearded exhilarant blood rage church building

don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720982)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: vivacious spruce locus

what is the dialect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720996)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: Passionate house digit ratio

There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these days that we never used when I was growing up.

Microagressions. Triggering. Privilege.

I have to admit I don’t really get them. I mean privilege is good right? It’s a privilege to go to this school. And microagressions? Buddy when I was growing up we had to deal with macroagressions, believe me. You guys have it easy. And as far as triggers go, I figure hey, if that word started with an N instead we’d have real problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721021)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: Twisted toaster ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721024)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: marvelous maniacal parlor

ohshit...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721037)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: Indigo Gunner

actually lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721109)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: Flushed hairraiser hospital

not okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721125)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: ivory irradiated skinny woman idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727491)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: provocative useless orchestra pit old irish cottage

subscribed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722515)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: Cyan resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721103)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: Passionate house digit ratio

My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right the other day. He’s Jewish so he’s not a fan of the alt right. He said, and I quote, “the alt right, which is just another way of saying hitler.”

And I was outraged. I mean, where did he get the nerve. It really infuriated me. The idea that the alt right is the same as hitler.

(Sarcastic) Clearly trump is hitler. The alt right are just the SS. And the republicans are what they’ve always been :

(Very sarcastic ) the nazis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721190)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: Twisted toaster ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721203)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: marvelous maniacal parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721215)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Twisted toaster ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721220)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: haunting background story

first bad one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721221)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:07 AM
Author: Twisted toaster ratface

(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721232)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: haunting background story

it was blue pill, not red pill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721240)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: marvelous maniacal parlor

na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721241)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: haunting background story

its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republicans nazis. you're dense and stupid, so it's okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721245)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Passionate house digit ratio

Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inflection/tone. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721255)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Twisted toaster ratface

They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34724442)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: wonderful pearly set fortuitous meteor

WOOOOOOSH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721294)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: comical adulterous indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721280)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: vibrant stage mexican

gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to turn our backs on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721252)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: comical adulterous indirect expression

good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721278)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: haunting background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721286)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Twisted toaster ratface

(concerned "top")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721296)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: wonderful pearly set fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721298)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: vibrant stage mexican

They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721271)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: vibrant stage mexican

Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that party was da BOMB!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721277)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: comical adulterous indirect expression

horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721279)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: vibrant stage mexican

nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you couldn't tell what was what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721290)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: haunting background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721297)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: wonderful pearly set fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721301)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: comical adulterous indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721335)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Twisted toaster ratface

Gross, and racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721284)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: vibrant stage mexican

suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on their culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721318)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Twisted toaster ratface

yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721324)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: vibrant stage mexican

we got a heckler here!

Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's wet dream right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721336)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: haunting background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721355)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Twisted toaster ratface

:D

*giggle noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721404)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: haunting background story

kinda like this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721289)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: marvelous maniacal parlor

thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721314)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: vibrant stage mexican

Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended up with hope and change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721282)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: wonderful pearly set fortuitous meteor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721303)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Twisted toaster ratface

if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this could be good in 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721304)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: vibrant stage mexican

the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny and i still had the penny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721311)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: vibrant stage mexican

Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a gorilla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721307)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: haunting background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721308)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: wonderful pearly set fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721313)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: comical adulterous indirect expression

this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721317)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: vibrant stage mexican

during "boos"

BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! LEMME TELL YA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721321)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: comical adulterous indirect expression

AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: marvelous maniacal parlor

dont hijack the thread, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721319)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: haunting background story

he's value adding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721323)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: Indigo Gunner

this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out in transition. I would lose my shit and be taken by surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721333)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: vibrant stage mexican

Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "no gay black men"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721349)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: comical adulterous indirect expression

ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line between lulz and a kkklan rally and you will have your faggot audience walking out.

subtlety is key.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721360)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Elastic Band

This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are gay black dudes now. There really isn’t the “downlow” anymore; this might have been funny 10 years ago but now it’s stupid. Don Lemon is a well known black gay dude, also that football player from Missouri, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722657)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:31 AM
Author: vibrant stage mexican

so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes, poked the gays, but I didn't hit the women yet. at least that's what i tell the cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721395)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: vibrant stage mexican

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721579)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Electric indecent voyeur

Xo Saturday night folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721620)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: concupiscible ultramarine center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722421)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:06 AM
Author: snowy knife

embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: amber keepsake machete

(asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722650)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Puce Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722693)