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Itt critique my redpill stand up comedy routine

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how i...
exciting outnumbered sweet tailpipe selfie
  11/18/17
Check your math 5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13
Pungent Stag Film
  11/18/17
Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply
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lol
cream mind-boggling orchestra pit
  11/18/17
I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I t...
exciting outnumbered sweet tailpipe selfie
  11/18/17
holly shit
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Racy Vengeful Stage
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i like this one.
Trip Faggot Firefighter Goal In Life
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Racy Vengeful Stage
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this is pretty 180
lilac stock car
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I’m dying here
ivory glittery people who are hurt locale
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carmine sinister fortuitous meteor
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know-it-all meetinghouse half-breed
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180
Amethyst Chapel Twinkling Uncleanness
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Racy Vengeful Stage
  11/18/17
keep going
Drab big-titted step-uncle's house ape
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mustard heady doctorate dilemma
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Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something na...
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cream mind-boggling orchestra pit
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Racy Vengeful Stage
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Drab big-titted step-uncle's house ape
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i came
lilac stock car
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funny
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...
Trip Faggot Firefighter Goal In Life
  11/18/17
oh lawd
ivory glittery people who are hurt locale
  11/18/17
gotta work "Canadians" in here
passionate lay
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...
maniacal tanning salon electric furnace
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180 billion
flesh indecent house son of senegal
  11/19/17
"White people kill people like this, while Black people...
carmine sinister fortuitous meteor
  11/18/17
"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot* "like t...
translucent house-broken den
  11/18/17
"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not goin...
carmine sinister fortuitous meteor
  11/18/17
don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!
lilac stock car
  11/18/17
what is the dialect
carmine sinister fortuitous meteor
  11/18/17
There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these ...
exciting outnumbered sweet tailpipe selfie
  11/18/17
...
Racy Vengeful Stage
  11/18/17
ohshit...
Trip Faggot Firefighter Goal In Life
  11/18/17
actually lol'd
Milky apoplectic mexican
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not okay
translucent house-broken den
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Amethyst Chapel Twinkling Uncleanness
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subscribed
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My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right ...
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Racy Vengeful Stage
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Trip Faggot Firefighter Goal In Life
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Racy Vengeful Stage
  11/19/17
first bad one so far
Drab big-titted step-uncle's house ape
  11/19/17
(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)
Racy Vengeful Stage
  11/19/17
it was blue pill, not red pill.
Drab big-titted step-uncle's house ape
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na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way ...
Trip Faggot Firefighter Goal In Life
  11/19/17
its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republi...
Drab big-titted step-uncle's house ape
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Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inf...
exciting outnumbered sweet tailpipe selfie
  11/19/17
They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audie...
Racy Vengeful Stage
  11/19/17
WOOOOOOSH
ivory glittery people who are hurt locale
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...
passionate lay
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gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to ...
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  11/19/17
good one
passionate lay
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...
Drab big-titted step-uncle's house ape
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(concerned "top")
Racy Vengeful Stage
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...
ivory glittery people who are hurt locale
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They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right...
Bateful sapphire church hominid
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Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that ...
Bateful sapphire church hominid
  11/19/17
horrible.
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nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you coul...
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ivory glittery people who are hurt locale
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...
passionate lay
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Gross, and racist.
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suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on ...
Bateful sapphire church hominid
  11/19/17
yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.
Racy Vengeful Stage
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we got a heckler here! Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's...
Bateful sapphire church hominid
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Drab big-titted step-uncle's house ape
  11/19/17
:D *giggle noise*
Racy Vengeful Stage
  11/19/17
kinda like this one
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thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed th...
Trip Faggot Firefighter Goal In Life
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Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended u...
Bateful sapphire church hominid
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lol
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if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this c...
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the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny a...
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this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for i...
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during "boos" BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! ...
Bateful sapphire church hominid
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AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT
passionate lay
  11/19/17
dont hijack the thread, friend.
Trip Faggot Firefighter Goal In Life
  11/19/17
he's value adding
Drab big-titted step-uncle's house ape
  11/19/17
this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out...
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Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "...
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passionate lay
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This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are g...
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so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes,...
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nothing?
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: exciting outnumbered sweet tailpipe selfie

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how important it is for tech to have diversity. Gender diversity, racial diversity, sexual diversity. I figure, hey if I can find you 5 gay black female workers does that count as 15 or 5. I figure it should count as 15 right? I mean that’s three diversities right there.

^ very tame Intro joke to “loosen up” the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720843)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: Pungent Stag Film

Check your math

5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721055)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Lavender Base

Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720862)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Mewling electric circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720894)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: lascivious bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721128)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: cream mind-boggling orchestra pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720866)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: exciting outnumbered sweet tailpipe selfie

I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I think we can all agree right. Of course black lives matter. I’m very interested in blacks living. Especially where they’re living.

(Pause)

For a variety of reasons.

(Wait for laughter to die down)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720892)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: irradiated abnormal station

holly shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720897)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Racy Vengeful Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720914)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Trip Faggot Firefighter Goal In Life

i like this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720919)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Racy Vengeful Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720961)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: lilac stock car

this is pretty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720977)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: ivory glittery people who are hurt locale

I’m dying here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720992)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: carmine sinister fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721000)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: know-it-all meetinghouse half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721267)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: Amethyst Chapel Twinkling Uncleanness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727476)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Racy Vengeful Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720915)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Drab big-titted step-uncle's house ape

keep going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720918)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: mustard heady doctorate dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720921)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: exciting outnumbered sweet tailpipe selfie

Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something nasty written on her receipt and got no tip? Yeah it was an awful story. Made the national news. Very hateful situation, sad really. The two black guys who she was serving were huge homophobes. But they were about average as far as black tippers go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720948)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: cream mind-boggling orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720951)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Racy Vengeful Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720956)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Drab big-titted step-uncle's house ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720963)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: lilac stock car

i came

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720978)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: sick cuckold messiness

funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720988)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: Trip Faggot Firefighter Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720989)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: ivory glittery people who are hurt locale

oh lawd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720995)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: passionate lay

gotta work "Canadians" in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721302)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: maniacal tanning salon electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722348)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: flesh indecent house son of senegal

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722644)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: carmine sinister fortuitous meteor

"White people kill people like this, while Black people kill people like this!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720958)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: translucent house-broken den

"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot*

"like this" *ten pantomimed gunshots, maybe while counting on your other hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: carmine sinister fortuitous meteor

"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not going to lie, I don't have any black friends. Black enemies though? I have plenty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720964)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: lilac stock car

don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720982)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: carmine sinister fortuitous meteor

what is the dialect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720996)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: exciting outnumbered sweet tailpipe selfie

There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these days that we never used when I was growing up.

Microagressions. Triggering. Privilege.

I have to admit I don’t really get them. I mean privilege is good right? It’s a privilege to go to this school. And microagressions? Buddy when I was growing up we had to deal with macroagressions, believe me. You guys have it easy. And as far as triggers go, I figure hey, if that word started with an N instead we’d have real problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721021)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: Racy Vengeful Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721024)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Trip Faggot Firefighter Goal In Life

ohshit...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721037)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: Milky apoplectic mexican

actually lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721109)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: translucent house-broken den

not okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721125)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: Amethyst Chapel Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727491)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: ocher razzmatazz goyim masturbator

subscribed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722515)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: vivacious gaming laptop boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721103)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: exciting outnumbered sweet tailpipe selfie

My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right the other day. He’s Jewish so he’s not a fan of the alt right. He said, and I quote, “the alt right, which is just another way of saying hitler.”

And I was outraged. I mean, where did he get the nerve. It really infuriated me. The idea that the alt right is the same as hitler.

(Sarcastic) Clearly trump is hitler. The alt right are just the SS. And the republicans are what they’ve always been :

(Very sarcastic ) the nazis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721190)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: Racy Vengeful Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721203)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: Trip Faggot Firefighter Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721215)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Racy Vengeful Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721220)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Drab big-titted step-uncle's house ape

first bad one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721221)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:07 AM
Author: Racy Vengeful Stage

(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721232)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Drab big-titted step-uncle's house ape

it was blue pill, not red pill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721240)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Trip Faggot Firefighter Goal In Life

na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721241)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Drab big-titted step-uncle's house ape

its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republicans nazis. you're dense and stupid, so it's okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721245)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: exciting outnumbered sweet tailpipe selfie

Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inflection/tone. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721255)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Racy Vengeful Stage

They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34724442)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: ivory glittery people who are hurt locale

WOOOOOOSH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721294)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: passionate lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721280)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Bateful sapphire church hominid

gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to turn our backs on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721252)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: passionate lay

good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721278)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Drab big-titted step-uncle's house ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721286)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Racy Vengeful Stage

(concerned "top")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721296)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: ivory glittery people who are hurt locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721298)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Bateful sapphire church hominid

They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721271)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Bateful sapphire church hominid

Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that party was da BOMB!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721277)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: passionate lay

horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721279)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Bateful sapphire church hominid

nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you couldn't tell what was what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721290)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Drab big-titted step-uncle's house ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721297)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: ivory glittery people who are hurt locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721301)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: passionate lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721335)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Racy Vengeful Stage

Gross, and racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721284)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Bateful sapphire church hominid

suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on their culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721318)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Racy Vengeful Stage

yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721324)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Bateful sapphire church hominid

we got a heckler here!

Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's wet dream right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721336)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: Drab big-titted step-uncle's house ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721355)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Racy Vengeful Stage

:D

*giggle noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721404)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Drab big-titted step-uncle's house ape

kinda like this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721289)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Trip Faggot Firefighter Goal In Life

thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721314)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Bateful sapphire church hominid

Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended up with hope and change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721282)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: ivory glittery people who are hurt locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721303)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Racy Vengeful Stage

if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this could be good in 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721304)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Bateful sapphire church hominid

the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny and i still had the penny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721311)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Bateful sapphire church hominid

Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a gorilla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721307)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Drab big-titted step-uncle's house ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721308)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: ivory glittery people who are hurt locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721313)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: passionate lay

this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721317)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Bateful sapphire church hominid

during "boos"

BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! LEMME TELL YA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721321)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: passionate lay

AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Trip Faggot Firefighter Goal In Life

dont hijack the thread, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721319)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Drab big-titted step-uncle's house ape

he's value adding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721323)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: Milky apoplectic mexican

this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out in transition. I would lose my shit and be taken by surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721333)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: Bateful sapphire church hominid

Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "no gay black men"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721349)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: passionate lay

ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line between lulz and a kkklan rally and you will have your faggot audience walking out.

subtlety is key.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721360)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Gaped Theatre

This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are gay black dudes now. There really isn’t the “downlow” anymore; this might have been funny 10 years ago but now it’s stupid. Don Lemon is a well known black gay dude, also that football player from Missouri, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722657)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:31 AM
Author: Bateful sapphire church hominid

so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes, poked the gays, but I didn't hit the women yet. at least that's what i tell the cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721395)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: Bateful sapphire church hominid

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721579)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: pink spectacular piazza digit ratio

Xo Saturday night folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721620)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Aquamarine bipolar cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722421)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:06 AM
Author: violent coral quadroon spot

embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: flesh indecent house son of senegal

(asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722650)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Brindle Public Bath Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722693)