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Itt critique my redpill stand up comedy routine

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how i...
fantasy-prone sinister hall hominid
  11/18/17
Check your math 5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13
Lake cuckold roast beef
  11/18/17
Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply
Offensive Voyeur Market
  11/18/17
...
Maroon Cowardly Useless Brakes
  11/18/17
...
bearded submissive station hissy fit
  11/18/17
lol
lime locus
  11/18/17
I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I t...
fantasy-prone sinister hall hominid
  11/18/17
holly shit
Lemon church building
  11/18/17
...
soggy base french chef
  11/18/17
i like this one.
Razzmatazz bisexual prole
  11/18/17
...
soggy base french chef
  11/18/17
this is pretty 180
Shivering site
  11/18/17
I’m dying here
Thriller henna ceo private investor
  11/18/17
...
razzle pink half-breed really tough guy
  11/18/17
...
lilac trailer park
  11/19/17
180
Sexy Laughsome Tattoo Temple
  11/19/17
...
soggy base french chef
  11/18/17
keep going
Scarlet Jet-lagged Area Rigor
  11/18/17
...
Chestnut codepig state
  11/18/17
Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something na...
fantasy-prone sinister hall hominid
  11/18/17
...
lime locus
  11/18/17
...
soggy base french chef
  11/18/17
...
Scarlet Jet-lagged Area Rigor
  11/18/17
i came
Shivering site
  11/18/17
funny
azure arousing gay wizard scourge upon the earth
  11/18/17
...
Razzmatazz bisexual prole
  11/18/17
oh lawd
Thriller henna ceo private investor
  11/18/17
gotta work "Canadians" in here
Cocky step-uncle's house
  11/19/17
...
salmon black woman
  11/19/17
180 billion
geriatric federal chad
  11/19/17
"White people kill people like this, while Black people...
razzle pink half-breed really tough guy
  11/18/17
"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot* "like t...
walnut balding chapel stain
  11/18/17
"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not goin...
razzle pink half-breed really tough guy
  11/18/17
don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!
Shivering site
  11/18/17
what is the dialect
razzle pink half-breed really tough guy
  11/18/17
There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these ...
fantasy-prone sinister hall hominid
  11/18/17
...
soggy base french chef
  11/18/17
ohshit...
Razzmatazz bisexual prole
  11/18/17
actually lol'd
Fragrant Principal's Office
  11/18/17
not okay
walnut balding chapel stain
  11/18/17
...
Sexy Laughsome Tattoo Temple
  11/19/17
subscribed
Aqua Address
  11/19/17
...
Internet-worthy Pit
  11/18/17
My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right ...
fantasy-prone sinister hall hominid
  11/18/17
...
soggy base french chef
  11/19/17
...
Razzmatazz bisexual prole
  11/19/17
...
soggy base french chef
  11/19/17
first bad one so far
Scarlet Jet-lagged Area Rigor
  11/19/17
(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)
soggy base french chef
  11/19/17
it was blue pill, not red pill.
Scarlet Jet-lagged Area Rigor
  11/19/17
na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way ...
Razzmatazz bisexual prole
  11/19/17
its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republi...
Scarlet Jet-lagged Area Rigor
  11/19/17
Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inf...
fantasy-prone sinister hall hominid
  11/19/17
They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audie...
soggy base french chef
  11/19/17
WOOOOOOSH
Thriller henna ceo private investor
  11/19/17
...
Cocky step-uncle's house
  11/19/17
gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to ...
Lavender very tactful shitlib haunted graveyard
  11/19/17
good one
Cocky step-uncle's house
  11/19/17
...
Scarlet Jet-lagged Area Rigor
  11/19/17
(concerned "top")
soggy base french chef
  11/19/17
...
Thriller henna ceo private investor
  11/19/17
They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right...
Lavender very tactful shitlib haunted graveyard
  11/19/17
Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that ...
Lavender very tactful shitlib haunted graveyard
  11/19/17
horrible.
Cocky step-uncle's house
  11/19/17
nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you coul...
Lavender very tactful shitlib haunted graveyard
  11/19/17
...
Scarlet Jet-lagged Area Rigor
  11/19/17
...
Thriller henna ceo private investor
  11/19/17
...
Cocky step-uncle's house
  11/19/17
Gross, and racist.
soggy base french chef
  11/19/17
suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on ...
Lavender very tactful shitlib haunted graveyard
  11/19/17
yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.
soggy base french chef
  11/19/17
we got a heckler here! Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's...
Lavender very tactful shitlib haunted graveyard
  11/19/17
...
Scarlet Jet-lagged Area Rigor
  11/19/17
:D *giggle noise*
soggy base french chef
  11/19/17
kinda like this one
Scarlet Jet-lagged Area Rigor
  11/19/17
thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed th...
Razzmatazz bisexual prole
  11/19/17
Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended u...
Lavender very tactful shitlib haunted graveyard
  11/19/17
lol
Thriller henna ceo private investor
  11/19/17
if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this c...
soggy base french chef
  11/19/17
the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny a...
Lavender very tactful shitlib haunted graveyard
  11/19/17
Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a g...
Lavender very tactful shitlib haunted graveyard
  11/19/17
...
Scarlet Jet-lagged Area Rigor
  11/19/17
...
Thriller henna ceo private investor
  11/19/17
this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for i...
Cocky step-uncle's house
  11/19/17
during "boos" BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! ...
Lavender very tactful shitlib haunted graveyard
  11/19/17
AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT
Cocky step-uncle's house
  11/19/17
dont hijack the thread, friend.
Razzmatazz bisexual prole
  11/19/17
he's value adding
Scarlet Jet-lagged Area Rigor
  11/19/17
this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out...
Fragrant Principal's Office
  11/19/17
Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "...
Lavender very tactful shitlib haunted graveyard
  11/19/17
ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line ...
Cocky step-uncle's house
  11/19/17
This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are g...
Flatulent elite selfie crotch
  11/19/17
so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes,...
Lavender very tactful shitlib haunted graveyard
  11/19/17
nothing?
Lavender very tactful shitlib haunted graveyard
  11/19/17
Xo Saturday night folks
appetizing self-centered deer antler
  11/19/17
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Poppy soul-stirring fortuitous meteor
  11/19/17
embarrassing thread
Painfully Honest Splenetic Plaza
  11/19/17
(asian)
geriatric federal chad
  11/19/17
...
Chrome comical spot
  11/19/17


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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sinister hall hominid

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how important it is for tech to have diversity. Gender diversity, racial diversity, sexual diversity. I figure, hey if I can find you 5 gay black female workers does that count as 15 or 5. I figure it should count as 15 right? I mean that’s three diversities right there.

^ very tame Intro joke to “loosen up” the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720843)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: Lake cuckold roast beef

Check your math

5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721055)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Offensive Voyeur Market

Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720862)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Maroon Cowardly Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720894)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: bearded submissive station hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721128)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: lime locus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720866)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sinister hall hominid

I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I think we can all agree right. Of course black lives matter. I’m very interested in blacks living. Especially where they’re living.

(Pause)

For a variety of reasons.

(Wait for laughter to die down)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720892)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: Lemon church building

holly shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720897)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: soggy base french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720914)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bisexual prole

i like this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720919)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: soggy base french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720961)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: Shivering site

this is pretty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720977)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Thriller henna ceo private investor

I’m dying here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720992)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: razzle pink half-breed really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721000)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: lilac trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721267)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: Sexy Laughsome Tattoo Temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727476)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: soggy base french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720915)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Scarlet Jet-lagged Area Rigor

keep going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720918)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Chestnut codepig state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720921)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sinister hall hominid

Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something nasty written on her receipt and got no tip? Yeah it was an awful story. Made the national news. Very hateful situation, sad really. The two black guys who she was serving were huge homophobes. But they were about average as far as black tippers go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720948)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: lime locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720951)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: soggy base french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720956)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Scarlet Jet-lagged Area Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720963)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: Shivering site

i came

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720978)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: azure arousing gay wizard scourge upon the earth

funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720988)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bisexual prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720989)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Thriller henna ceo private investor

oh lawd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720995)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Cocky step-uncle's house

gotta work "Canadians" in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721302)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: salmon black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722348)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: geriatric federal chad

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722644)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: razzle pink half-breed really tough guy

"White people kill people like this, while Black people kill people like this!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720958)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: walnut balding chapel stain

"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot*

"like this" *ten pantomimed gunshots, maybe while counting on your other hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: razzle pink half-breed really tough guy

"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not going to lie, I don't have any black friends. Black enemies though? I have plenty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720964)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: Shivering site

don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720982)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: razzle pink half-breed really tough guy

what is the dialect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720996)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sinister hall hominid

There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these days that we never used when I was growing up.

Microagressions. Triggering. Privilege.

I have to admit I don’t really get them. I mean privilege is good right? It’s a privilege to go to this school. And microagressions? Buddy when I was growing up we had to deal with macroagressions, believe me. You guys have it easy. And as far as triggers go, I figure hey, if that word started with an N instead we’d have real problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721021)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: soggy base french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721024)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bisexual prole

ohshit...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721037)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: Fragrant Principal's Office

actually lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721109)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: walnut balding chapel stain

not okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721125)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: Sexy Laughsome Tattoo Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727491)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Aqua Address

subscribed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722515)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721103)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sinister hall hominid

My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right the other day. He’s Jewish so he’s not a fan of the alt right. He said, and I quote, “the alt right, which is just another way of saying hitler.”

And I was outraged. I mean, where did he get the nerve. It really infuriated me. The idea that the alt right is the same as hitler.

(Sarcastic) Clearly trump is hitler. The alt right are just the SS. And the republicans are what they’ve always been :

(Very sarcastic ) the nazis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721190)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: soggy base french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721203)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: Razzmatazz bisexual prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721215)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: soggy base french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721220)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Scarlet Jet-lagged Area Rigor

first bad one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721221)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:07 AM
Author: soggy base french chef

(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721232)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Scarlet Jet-lagged Area Rigor

it was blue pill, not red pill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721240)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Razzmatazz bisexual prole

na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721241)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Scarlet Jet-lagged Area Rigor

its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republicans nazis. you're dense and stupid, so it's okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721245)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: fantasy-prone sinister hall hominid

Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inflection/tone. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721255)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: soggy base french chef

They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34724442)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Thriller henna ceo private investor

WOOOOOOSH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721294)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Cocky step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721280)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Lavender very tactful shitlib haunted graveyard

gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to turn our backs on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721252)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Cocky step-uncle's house

good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721278)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Scarlet Jet-lagged Area Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721286)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: soggy base french chef

(concerned "top")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721296)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Thriller henna ceo private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721298)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Lavender very tactful shitlib haunted graveyard

They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721271)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Lavender very tactful shitlib haunted graveyard

Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that party was da BOMB!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721277)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Cocky step-uncle's house

horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721279)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Lavender very tactful shitlib haunted graveyard

nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you couldn't tell what was what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721290)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Scarlet Jet-lagged Area Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721297)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Thriller henna ceo private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721301)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Cocky step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721335)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: soggy base french chef

Gross, and racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721284)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Lavender very tactful shitlib haunted graveyard

suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on their culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721318)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: soggy base french chef

yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721324)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Lavender very tactful shitlib haunted graveyard

we got a heckler here!

Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's wet dream right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721336)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: Scarlet Jet-lagged Area Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721355)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: soggy base french chef

:D

*giggle noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721404)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Scarlet Jet-lagged Area Rigor

kinda like this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721289)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Razzmatazz bisexual prole

thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721314)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Lavender very tactful shitlib haunted graveyard

Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended up with hope and change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721282)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Thriller henna ceo private investor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721303)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: soggy base french chef

if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this could be good in 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721304)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Lavender very tactful shitlib haunted graveyard

the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny and i still had the penny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721311)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Lavender very tactful shitlib haunted graveyard

Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a gorilla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721307)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Scarlet Jet-lagged Area Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721308)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Thriller henna ceo private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721313)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Cocky step-uncle's house

this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721317)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Lavender very tactful shitlib haunted graveyard

during "boos"

BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! LEMME TELL YA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721321)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Cocky step-uncle's house

AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Razzmatazz bisexual prole

dont hijack the thread, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721319)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Scarlet Jet-lagged Area Rigor

he's value adding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721323)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: Fragrant Principal's Office

this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out in transition. I would lose my shit and be taken by surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721333)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: Lavender very tactful shitlib haunted graveyard

Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "no gay black men"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721349)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: Cocky step-uncle's house

ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line between lulz and a kkklan rally and you will have your faggot audience walking out.

subtlety is key.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721360)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Flatulent elite selfie crotch

This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are gay black dudes now. There really isn’t the “downlow” anymore; this might have been funny 10 years ago but now it’s stupid. Don Lemon is a well known black gay dude, also that football player from Missouri, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722657)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:31 AM
Author: Lavender very tactful shitlib haunted graveyard

so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes, poked the gays, but I didn't hit the women yet. at least that's what i tell the cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721395)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: Lavender very tactful shitlib haunted graveyard

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721579)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: appetizing self-centered deer antler

Xo Saturday night folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721620)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Poppy soul-stirring fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722421)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:06 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Splenetic Plaza

embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: geriatric federal chad

(asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722650)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Chrome comical spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722693)