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Itt critique my redpill stand up comedy routine

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how i...
beady-eyed shimmering abode
  11/18/17
Check your math 5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13
vibrant feces
  11/18/17
Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply
Big-titted senate weed whacker
  11/18/17
...
stirring point stock car
  11/18/17
...
Fuchsia sticky preventive strike therapy
  11/18/17
lol
Talented shaky rigor state
  11/18/17
I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I t...
beady-eyed shimmering abode
  11/18/17
holly shit
lascivious sick theatre
  11/18/17
...
mind-boggling cowardly turdskin
  11/18/17
i like this one.
Cocky nighttime national pozpig
  11/18/17
...
mind-boggling cowardly turdskin
  11/18/17
this is pretty 180
floppy sex offender police squad
  11/18/17
I’m dying here
big pale marketing idea striped hyena
  11/18/17
...
nudist bawdyhouse
  11/18/17
...
adulterous awkward principal's office tattoo
  11/19/17
180
Coral National Security Agency
  11/19/17
...
mind-boggling cowardly turdskin
  11/18/17
keep going
fear-inspiring swashbuckling range
  11/18/17
...
galvanic brindle hissy fit
  11/18/17
Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something na...
beady-eyed shimmering abode
  11/18/17
...
Talented shaky rigor state
  11/18/17
...
mind-boggling cowardly turdskin
  11/18/17
...
fear-inspiring swashbuckling range
  11/18/17
i came
floppy sex offender police squad
  11/18/17
funny
Territorial jet-lagged orchestra pit
  11/18/17
...
Cocky nighttime national pozpig
  11/18/17
oh lawd
big pale marketing idea striped hyena
  11/18/17
gotta work "Canadians" in here
supple internal respiration
  11/19/17
...
Emerald curious cuck theater stage
  11/19/17
180 billion
zippy home tank
  11/19/17
"White people kill people like this, while Black people...
nudist bawdyhouse
  11/18/17
"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot* "like t...
Walnut soul-stirring business firm
  11/18/17
"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not goin...
nudist bawdyhouse
  11/18/17
don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!
floppy sex offender police squad
  11/18/17
what is the dialect
nudist bawdyhouse
  11/18/17
There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these ...
beady-eyed shimmering abode
  11/18/17
...
mind-boggling cowardly turdskin
  11/18/17
ohshit...
Cocky nighttime national pozpig
  11/18/17
actually lol'd
irradiated maniacal rigpig faggotry
  11/18/17
not okay
Walnut soul-stirring business firm
  11/18/17
...
Coral National Security Agency
  11/19/17
subscribed
hyperactive indian lodge
  11/19/17
...
Pungent Fighting Affirmative Action
  11/18/17
My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right ...
beady-eyed shimmering abode
  11/18/17
...
mind-boggling cowardly turdskin
  11/19/17
...
Cocky nighttime national pozpig
  11/19/17
...
mind-boggling cowardly turdskin
  11/19/17
first bad one so far
fear-inspiring swashbuckling range
  11/19/17
(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)
mind-boggling cowardly turdskin
  11/19/17
it was blue pill, not red pill.
fear-inspiring swashbuckling range
  11/19/17
na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way ...
Cocky nighttime national pozpig
  11/19/17
its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republi...
fear-inspiring swashbuckling range
  11/19/17
Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inf...
beady-eyed shimmering abode
  11/19/17
They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audie...
mind-boggling cowardly turdskin
  11/19/17
WOOOOOOSH
big pale marketing idea striped hyena
  11/19/17
...
supple internal respiration
  11/19/17
gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to ...
Dead potus locale
  11/19/17
good one
supple internal respiration
  11/19/17
...
fear-inspiring swashbuckling range
  11/19/17
(concerned "top")
mind-boggling cowardly turdskin
  11/19/17
...
big pale marketing idea striped hyena
  11/19/17
They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right...
Dead potus locale
  11/19/17
Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that ...
Dead potus locale
  11/19/17
horrible.
supple internal respiration
  11/19/17
nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you coul...
Dead potus locale
  11/19/17
...
fear-inspiring swashbuckling range
  11/19/17
...
big pale marketing idea striped hyena
  11/19/17
...
supple internal respiration
  11/19/17
Gross, and racist.
mind-boggling cowardly turdskin
  11/19/17
suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on ...
Dead potus locale
  11/19/17
yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.
mind-boggling cowardly turdskin
  11/19/17
we got a heckler here! Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's...
Dead potus locale
  11/19/17
...
fear-inspiring swashbuckling range
  11/19/17
:D *giggle noise*
mind-boggling cowardly turdskin
  11/19/17
kinda like this one
fear-inspiring swashbuckling range
  11/19/17
thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed th...
Cocky nighttime national pozpig
  11/19/17
Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended u...
Dead potus locale
  11/19/17
lol
big pale marketing idea striped hyena
  11/19/17
if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this c...
mind-boggling cowardly turdskin
  11/19/17
the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny a...
Dead potus locale
  11/19/17
Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a g...
Dead potus locale
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fear-inspiring swashbuckling range
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...
big pale marketing idea striped hyena
  11/19/17
this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for i...
supple internal respiration
  11/19/17
during "boos" BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! ...
Dead potus locale
  11/19/17
AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT
supple internal respiration
  11/19/17
dont hijack the thread, friend.
Cocky nighttime national pozpig
  11/19/17
he's value adding
fear-inspiring swashbuckling range
  11/19/17
this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out...
irradiated maniacal rigpig faggotry
  11/19/17
Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "...
Dead potus locale
  11/19/17
ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line ...
supple internal respiration
  11/19/17
This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are g...
arousing hairy legs parlour
  11/19/17
so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes,...
Dead potus locale
  11/19/17
nothing?
Dead potus locale
  11/19/17
Xo Saturday night folks
Flickering Lodge Headpube
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laughsome dun corner
  11/19/17
embarrassing thread
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(asian)
zippy home tank
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed shimmering abode

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how important it is for tech to have diversity. Gender diversity, racial diversity, sexual diversity. I figure, hey if I can find you 5 gay black female workers does that count as 15 or 5. I figure it should count as 15 right? I mean that’s three diversities right there.

^ very tame Intro joke to “loosen up” the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720843)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: vibrant feces

Check your math

5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721055)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Big-titted senate weed whacker

Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720862)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: stirring point stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720894)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Fuchsia sticky preventive strike therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721128)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Talented shaky rigor state

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720866)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed shimmering abode

I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I think we can all agree right. Of course black lives matter. I’m very interested in blacks living. Especially where they’re living.

(Pause)

For a variety of reasons.

(Wait for laughter to die down)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720892)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: lascivious sick theatre

holly shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720897)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: mind-boggling cowardly turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720914)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Cocky nighttime national pozpig

i like this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720919)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling cowardly turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720961)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: floppy sex offender police squad

this is pretty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720977)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: big pale marketing idea striped hyena

I’m dying here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720992)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: nudist bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721000)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: adulterous awkward principal's office tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721267)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: Coral National Security Agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727476)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: mind-boggling cowardly turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720915)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: fear-inspiring swashbuckling range

keep going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720918)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: galvanic brindle hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720921)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: beady-eyed shimmering abode

Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something nasty written on her receipt and got no tip? Yeah it was an awful story. Made the national news. Very hateful situation, sad really. The two black guys who she was serving were huge homophobes. But they were about average as far as black tippers go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720948)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Talented shaky rigor state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720951)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling cowardly turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720956)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: fear-inspiring swashbuckling range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720963)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: floppy sex offender police squad

i came

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720978)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: Territorial jet-lagged orchestra pit

funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720988)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: Cocky nighttime national pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720989)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: big pale marketing idea striped hyena

oh lawd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720995)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: supple internal respiration

gotta work "Canadians" in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721302)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: Emerald curious cuck theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722348)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: zippy home tank

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722644)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: nudist bawdyhouse

"White people kill people like this, while Black people kill people like this!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720958)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: Walnut soul-stirring business firm

"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot*

"like this" *ten pantomimed gunshots, maybe while counting on your other hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: nudist bawdyhouse

"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not going to lie, I don't have any black friends. Black enemies though? I have plenty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720964)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: floppy sex offender police squad

don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720982)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: nudist bawdyhouse

what is the dialect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720996)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed shimmering abode

There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these days that we never used when I was growing up.

Microagressions. Triggering. Privilege.

I have to admit I don’t really get them. I mean privilege is good right? It’s a privilege to go to this school. And microagressions? Buddy when I was growing up we had to deal with macroagressions, believe me. You guys have it easy. And as far as triggers go, I figure hey, if that word started with an N instead we’d have real problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721021)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling cowardly turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721024)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Cocky nighttime national pozpig

ohshit...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721037)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: irradiated maniacal rigpig faggotry

actually lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721109)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: Walnut soul-stirring business firm

not okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721125)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: Coral National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727491)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: hyperactive indian lodge

subscribed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722515)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: Pungent Fighting Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721103)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed shimmering abode

My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right the other day. He’s Jewish so he’s not a fan of the alt right. He said, and I quote, “the alt right, which is just another way of saying hitler.”

And I was outraged. I mean, where did he get the nerve. It really infuriated me. The idea that the alt right is the same as hitler.

(Sarcastic) Clearly trump is hitler. The alt right are just the SS. And the republicans are what they’ve always been :

(Very sarcastic ) the nazis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721190)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: mind-boggling cowardly turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721203)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: Cocky nighttime national pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721215)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: mind-boggling cowardly turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721220)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: fear-inspiring swashbuckling range

first bad one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721221)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:07 AM
Author: mind-boggling cowardly turdskin

(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721232)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: fear-inspiring swashbuckling range

it was blue pill, not red pill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721240)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Cocky nighttime national pozpig

na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721241)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: fear-inspiring swashbuckling range

its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republicans nazis. you're dense and stupid, so it's okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721245)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: beady-eyed shimmering abode

Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inflection/tone. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721255)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: mind-boggling cowardly turdskin

They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34724442)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: big pale marketing idea striped hyena

WOOOOOOSH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721294)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: supple internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721280)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Dead potus locale

gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to turn our backs on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721252)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: supple internal respiration

good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721278)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: fear-inspiring swashbuckling range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721286)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: mind-boggling cowardly turdskin

(concerned "top")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721296)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: big pale marketing idea striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721298)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Dead potus locale

They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721271)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Dead potus locale

Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that party was da BOMB!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721277)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: supple internal respiration

horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721279)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Dead potus locale

nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you couldn't tell what was what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721290)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: fear-inspiring swashbuckling range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721297)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: big pale marketing idea striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721301)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: supple internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721335)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: mind-boggling cowardly turdskin

Gross, and racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721284)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Dead potus locale

suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on their culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721318)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: mind-boggling cowardly turdskin

yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721324)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Dead potus locale

we got a heckler here!

Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's wet dream right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721336)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: fear-inspiring swashbuckling range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721355)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: mind-boggling cowardly turdskin

:D

*giggle noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721404)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: fear-inspiring swashbuckling range

kinda like this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721289)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Cocky nighttime national pozpig

thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721314)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Dead potus locale

Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended up with hope and change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721282)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: big pale marketing idea striped hyena

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721303)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: mind-boggling cowardly turdskin

if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this could be good in 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721304)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Dead potus locale

the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny and i still had the penny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721311)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Dead potus locale

Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a gorilla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721307)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: fear-inspiring swashbuckling range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721308)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: big pale marketing idea striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721313)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: supple internal respiration

this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721317)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Dead potus locale

during "boos"

BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! LEMME TELL YA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721321)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: supple internal respiration

AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Cocky nighttime national pozpig

dont hijack the thread, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721319)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: fear-inspiring swashbuckling range

he's value adding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721323)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: irradiated maniacal rigpig faggotry

this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out in transition. I would lose my shit and be taken by surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721333)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: Dead potus locale

Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "no gay black men"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721349)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: supple internal respiration

ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line between lulz and a kkklan rally and you will have your faggot audience walking out.

subtlety is key.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721360)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: arousing hairy legs parlour

This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are gay black dudes now. There really isn’t the “downlow” anymore; this might have been funny 10 years ago but now it’s stupid. Don Lemon is a well known black gay dude, also that football player from Missouri, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722657)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:31 AM
Author: Dead potus locale

so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes, poked the gays, but I didn't hit the women yet. at least that's what i tell the cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721395)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: Dead potus locale

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721579)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Flickering Lodge Headpube

Xo Saturday night folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721620)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: laughsome dun corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722421)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:06 AM
Author: Onyx blathering sound barrier fat ankles

embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: zippy home tank

(asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722650)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: bat shit crazy dopamine trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722693)