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Itt critique my redpill stand up comedy routine

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how i...
High-end dysfunction antidepressant drug
  11/18/17
Check your math 5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13
lascivious set
  11/18/17
Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply
Laughsome Shrine Laser Beams
  11/18/17
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Sexy Flesh Goal In Life Parlour
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Azure feces
  11/18/17
lol
iridescent violent theater gunner
  11/18/17
I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I t...
High-end dysfunction antidepressant drug
  11/18/17
holly shit
vibrant flushed community account
  11/18/17
...
Mind-boggling sinister police squad
  11/18/17
i like this one.
Maroon narrow-minded reading party
  11/18/17
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Mind-boggling sinister police squad
  11/18/17
this is pretty 180
slate stag film kitty cat
  11/18/17
I’m dying here
crimson insanely creepy area
  11/18/17
...
free-loading salmon cuck
  11/18/17
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Vivacious Newt
  11/19/17
180
impertinent business firm
  11/19/17
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Mind-boggling sinister police squad
  11/18/17
keep going
Charcoal Stirring Brunch Roommate
  11/18/17
...
unhinged claret candlestick maker
  11/18/17
Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something na...
High-end dysfunction antidepressant drug
  11/18/17
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iridescent violent theater gunner
  11/18/17
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Mind-boggling sinister police squad
  11/18/17
...
Charcoal Stirring Brunch Roommate
  11/18/17
i came
slate stag film kitty cat
  11/18/17
funny
Bespoke bull headed tank school
  11/18/17
...
Maroon narrow-minded reading party
  11/18/17
oh lawd
crimson insanely creepy area
  11/18/17
gotta work "Canadians" in here
Razzle twinkling stead
  11/19/17
...
sticky voyeur
  11/19/17
180 billion
indecent pozpig masturbator
  11/19/17
"White people kill people like this, while Black people...
free-loading salmon cuck
  11/18/17
"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot* "like t...
glassy hilarious rigpig idiot
  11/18/17
"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not goin...
free-loading salmon cuck
  11/18/17
don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!
slate stag film kitty cat
  11/18/17
what is the dialect
free-loading salmon cuck
  11/18/17
There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these ...
High-end dysfunction antidepressant drug
  11/18/17
...
Mind-boggling sinister police squad
  11/18/17
ohshit...
Maroon narrow-minded reading party
  11/18/17
actually lol'd
Fragrant dragon property
  11/18/17
not okay
glassy hilarious rigpig idiot
  11/18/17
...
impertinent business firm
  11/19/17
subscribed
aggressive box office
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Out-of-control demanding orchestra pit
  11/18/17
My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right ...
High-end dysfunction antidepressant drug
  11/18/17
...
Mind-boggling sinister police squad
  11/19/17
...
Maroon narrow-minded reading party
  11/19/17
...
Mind-boggling sinister police squad
  11/19/17
first bad one so far
Charcoal Stirring Brunch Roommate
  11/19/17
(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)
Mind-boggling sinister police squad
  11/19/17
it was blue pill, not red pill.
Charcoal Stirring Brunch Roommate
  11/19/17
na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way ...
Maroon narrow-minded reading party
  11/19/17
its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republi...
Charcoal Stirring Brunch Roommate
  11/19/17
Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inf...
High-end dysfunction antidepressant drug
  11/19/17
They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audie...
Mind-boggling sinister police squad
  11/19/17
WOOOOOOSH
crimson insanely creepy area
  11/19/17
...
Razzle twinkling stead
  11/19/17
gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to ...
yellow gas station keepsake machete
  11/19/17
good one
Razzle twinkling stead
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Charcoal Stirring Brunch Roommate
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(concerned "top")
Mind-boggling sinister police squad
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...
crimson insanely creepy area
  11/19/17
They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right...
yellow gas station keepsake machete
  11/19/17
Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that ...
yellow gas station keepsake machete
  11/19/17
horrible.
Razzle twinkling stead
  11/19/17
nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you coul...
yellow gas station keepsake machete
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Charcoal Stirring Brunch Roommate
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crimson insanely creepy area
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...
Razzle twinkling stead
  11/19/17
Gross, and racist.
Mind-boggling sinister police squad
  11/19/17
suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on ...
yellow gas station keepsake machete
  11/19/17
yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.
Mind-boggling sinister police squad
  11/19/17
we got a heckler here! Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's...
yellow gas station keepsake machete
  11/19/17
...
Charcoal Stirring Brunch Roommate
  11/19/17
:D *giggle noise*
Mind-boggling sinister police squad
  11/19/17
kinda like this one
Charcoal Stirring Brunch Roommate
  11/19/17
thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed th...
Maroon narrow-minded reading party
  11/19/17
Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended u...
yellow gas station keepsake machete
  11/19/17
lol
crimson insanely creepy area
  11/19/17
if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this c...
Mind-boggling sinister police squad
  11/19/17
the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny a...
yellow gas station keepsake machete
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Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a g...
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Charcoal Stirring Brunch Roommate
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crimson insanely creepy area
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this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for i...
Razzle twinkling stead
  11/19/17
during "boos" BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! ...
yellow gas station keepsake machete
  11/19/17
AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT
Razzle twinkling stead
  11/19/17
dont hijack the thread, friend.
Maroon narrow-minded reading party
  11/19/17
he's value adding
Charcoal Stirring Brunch Roommate
  11/19/17
this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out...
Fragrant dragon property
  11/19/17
Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "...
yellow gas station keepsake machete
  11/19/17
ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line ...
Razzle twinkling stead
  11/19/17
This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are g...
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so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes,...
yellow gas station keepsake machete
  11/19/17
nothing?
yellow gas station keepsake machete
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Xo Saturday night folks
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embarrassing thread
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(asian)
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: High-end dysfunction antidepressant drug

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how important it is for tech to have diversity. Gender diversity, racial diversity, sexual diversity. I figure, hey if I can find you 5 gay black female workers does that count as 15 or 5. I figure it should count as 15 right? I mean that’s three diversities right there.

^ very tame Intro joke to “loosen up” the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720843)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: lascivious set

Check your math

5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721055)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Laughsome Shrine Laser Beams

Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720862)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Sexy Flesh Goal In Life Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720894)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Azure feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721128)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: iridescent violent theater gunner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720866)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: High-end dysfunction antidepressant drug

I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I think we can all agree right. Of course black lives matter. I’m very interested in blacks living. Especially where they’re living.

(Pause)

For a variety of reasons.

(Wait for laughter to die down)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720892)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: vibrant flushed community account

holly shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720897)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sinister police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720914)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Maroon narrow-minded reading party

i like this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720919)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sinister police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720961)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: slate stag film kitty cat

this is pretty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720977)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: crimson insanely creepy area

I’m dying here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720992)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: free-loading salmon cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721000)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: Vivacious Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721267)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: impertinent business firm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727476)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sinister police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720915)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Charcoal Stirring Brunch Roommate

keep going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720918)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: unhinged claret candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720921)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: High-end dysfunction antidepressant drug

Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something nasty written on her receipt and got no tip? Yeah it was an awful story. Made the national news. Very hateful situation, sad really. The two black guys who she was serving were huge homophobes. But they were about average as far as black tippers go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720948)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: iridescent violent theater gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720951)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sinister police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720956)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Charcoal Stirring Brunch Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720963)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: slate stag film kitty cat

i came

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720978)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: Bespoke bull headed tank school

funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720988)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: Maroon narrow-minded reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720989)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: crimson insanely creepy area

oh lawd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720995)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Razzle twinkling stead

gotta work "Canadians" in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721302)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: sticky voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722348)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: indecent pozpig masturbator

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722644)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: free-loading salmon cuck

"White people kill people like this, while Black people kill people like this!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720958)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: glassy hilarious rigpig idiot

"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot*

"like this" *ten pantomimed gunshots, maybe while counting on your other hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: free-loading salmon cuck

"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not going to lie, I don't have any black friends. Black enemies though? I have plenty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720964)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: slate stag film kitty cat

don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720982)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: free-loading salmon cuck

what is the dialect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720996)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: High-end dysfunction antidepressant drug

There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these days that we never used when I was growing up.

Microagressions. Triggering. Privilege.

I have to admit I don’t really get them. I mean privilege is good right? It’s a privilege to go to this school. And microagressions? Buddy when I was growing up we had to deal with macroagressions, believe me. You guys have it easy. And as far as triggers go, I figure hey, if that word started with an N instead we’d have real problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721021)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sinister police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721024)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Maroon narrow-minded reading party

ohshit...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721037)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: Fragrant dragon property

actually lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721109)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: glassy hilarious rigpig idiot

not okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721125)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: impertinent business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727491)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: aggressive box office

subscribed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722515)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: Out-of-control demanding orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721103)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: High-end dysfunction antidepressant drug

My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right the other day. He’s Jewish so he’s not a fan of the alt right. He said, and I quote, “the alt right, which is just another way of saying hitler.”

And I was outraged. I mean, where did he get the nerve. It really infuriated me. The idea that the alt right is the same as hitler.

(Sarcastic) Clearly trump is hitler. The alt right are just the SS. And the republicans are what they’ve always been :

(Very sarcastic ) the nazis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721190)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: Mind-boggling sinister police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721203)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: Maroon narrow-minded reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721215)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Mind-boggling sinister police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721220)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Charcoal Stirring Brunch Roommate

first bad one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721221)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:07 AM
Author: Mind-boggling sinister police squad

(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721232)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Charcoal Stirring Brunch Roommate

it was blue pill, not red pill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721240)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Maroon narrow-minded reading party

na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721241)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Charcoal Stirring Brunch Roommate

its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republicans nazis. you're dense and stupid, so it's okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721245)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: High-end dysfunction antidepressant drug

Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inflection/tone. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721255)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sinister police squad

They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34724442)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: crimson insanely creepy area

WOOOOOOSH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721294)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Razzle twinkling stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721280)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: yellow gas station keepsake machete

gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to turn our backs on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721252)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Razzle twinkling stead

good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721278)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Charcoal Stirring Brunch Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721286)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Mind-boggling sinister police squad

(concerned "top")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721296)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: crimson insanely creepy area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721298)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: yellow gas station keepsake machete

They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721271)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: yellow gas station keepsake machete

Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that party was da BOMB!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721277)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Razzle twinkling stead

horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721279)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: yellow gas station keepsake machete

nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you couldn't tell what was what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721290)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Charcoal Stirring Brunch Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721297)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: crimson insanely creepy area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721301)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Razzle twinkling stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721335)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Mind-boggling sinister police squad

Gross, and racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721284)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: yellow gas station keepsake machete

suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on their culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721318)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Mind-boggling sinister police squad

yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721324)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: yellow gas station keepsake machete

we got a heckler here!

Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's wet dream right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721336)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: Charcoal Stirring Brunch Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721355)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Mind-boggling sinister police squad

:D

*giggle noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721404)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Charcoal Stirring Brunch Roommate

kinda like this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721289)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Maroon narrow-minded reading party

thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721314)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: yellow gas station keepsake machete

Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended up with hope and change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721282)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: crimson insanely creepy area

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721303)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Mind-boggling sinister police squad

if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this could be good in 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721304)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: yellow gas station keepsake machete

the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny and i still had the penny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721311)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: yellow gas station keepsake machete

Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a gorilla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721307)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Charcoal Stirring Brunch Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721308)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: crimson insanely creepy area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721313)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Razzle twinkling stead

this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721317)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: yellow gas station keepsake machete

during "boos"

BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! LEMME TELL YA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721321)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Razzle twinkling stead

AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Maroon narrow-minded reading party

dont hijack the thread, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721319)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Charcoal Stirring Brunch Roommate

he's value adding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721323)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: Fragrant dragon property

this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out in transition. I would lose my shit and be taken by surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721333)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: yellow gas station keepsake machete

Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "no gay black men"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721349)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: Razzle twinkling stead

ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line between lulz and a kkklan rally and you will have your faggot audience walking out.

subtlety is key.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721360)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: chestnut swollen sex offender chapel

This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are gay black dudes now. There really isn’t the “downlow” anymore; this might have been funny 10 years ago but now it’s stupid. Don Lemon is a well known black gay dude, also that football player from Missouri, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722657)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:31 AM
Author: yellow gas station keepsake machete

so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes, poked the gays, but I didn't hit the women yet. at least that's what i tell the cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721395)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: yellow gas station keepsake machete

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721579)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Contagious church

Xo Saturday night folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721620)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: henna cerebral locale skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722421)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:06 AM
Author: Irate state mexican

embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: indecent pozpig masturbator

(asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722650)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: talented coral lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722693)