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Itt critique my redpill stand up comedy routine

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how i...
maniacal soul-stirring center
  11/18/17
Check your math 5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13
plum fragrant roast beef
  11/18/17
Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply
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canary public bath mental disorder
  11/18/17
lol
Idiotic Bateful Stage Lettuce
  11/18/17
I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I t...
maniacal soul-stirring center
  11/18/17
holly shit
Chrome idea he suggested library
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tan laughsome genital piercing piazza
  11/18/17
i like this one.
wine provocative menage coffee pot
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tan laughsome genital piercing piazza
  11/18/17
this is pretty 180
Indecent ruddy water buffalo
  11/18/17
I’m dying here
mint frum hominid
  11/18/17
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Learning disabled foreskin meetinghouse
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stimulating brindle puppy space
  11/19/17
180
Carnelian arousing hell
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tan laughsome genital piercing piazza
  11/18/17
keep going
doobsian halford
  11/18/17
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  11/18/17
Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something na...
maniacal soul-stirring center
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Idiotic Bateful Stage Lettuce
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tan laughsome genital piercing piazza
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doobsian halford
  11/18/17
i came
Indecent ruddy water buffalo
  11/18/17
funny
Gold Temple Boltzmann
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...
wine provocative menage coffee pot
  11/18/17
oh lawd
mint frum hominid
  11/18/17
gotta work "Canadians" in here
Apoplectic School Cafeteria
  11/19/17
...
Cerise bat-shit-crazy cruise ship
  11/19/17
180 billion
drab cheese-eating laser beams
  11/19/17
"White people kill people like this, while Black people...
Learning disabled foreskin meetinghouse
  11/18/17
"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot* "like t...
bearded brethren depressive
  11/18/17
"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not goin...
Learning disabled foreskin meetinghouse
  11/18/17
don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!
Indecent ruddy water buffalo
  11/18/17
what is the dialect
Learning disabled foreskin meetinghouse
  11/18/17
There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these ...
maniacal soul-stirring center
  11/18/17
...
tan laughsome genital piercing piazza
  11/18/17
ohshit...
wine provocative menage coffee pot
  11/18/17
actually lol'd
amber lodge
  11/18/17
not okay
bearded brethren depressive
  11/18/17
...
Carnelian arousing hell
  11/19/17
subscribed
light chapel
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  11/18/17
My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right ...
maniacal soul-stirring center
  11/18/17
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tan laughsome genital piercing piazza
  11/19/17
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wine provocative menage coffee pot
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tan laughsome genital piercing piazza
  11/19/17
first bad one so far
doobsian halford
  11/19/17
(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)
tan laughsome genital piercing piazza
  11/19/17
it was blue pill, not red pill.
doobsian halford
  11/19/17
na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way ...
wine provocative menage coffee pot
  11/19/17
its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republi...
doobsian halford
  11/19/17
Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inf...
maniacal soul-stirring center
  11/19/17
They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audie...
tan laughsome genital piercing piazza
  11/19/17
WOOOOOOSH
mint frum hominid
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Apoplectic School Cafeteria
  11/19/17
gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to ...
Mind-boggling national dragon
  11/19/17
good one
Apoplectic School Cafeteria
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doobsian halford
  11/19/17
(concerned "top")
tan laughsome genital piercing piazza
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mint frum hominid
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They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right...
Mind-boggling national dragon
  11/19/17
Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that ...
Mind-boggling national dragon
  11/19/17
horrible.
Apoplectic School Cafeteria
  11/19/17
nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you coul...
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doobsian halford
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mint frum hominid
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Apoplectic School Cafeteria
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Gross, and racist.
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  11/19/17
suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on ...
Mind-boggling national dragon
  11/19/17
yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.
tan laughsome genital piercing piazza
  11/19/17
we got a heckler here! Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's...
Mind-boggling national dragon
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...
doobsian halford
  11/19/17
:D *giggle noise*
tan laughsome genital piercing piazza
  11/19/17
kinda like this one
doobsian halford
  11/19/17
thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed th...
wine provocative menage coffee pot
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Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended u...
Mind-boggling national dragon
  11/19/17
lol
mint frum hominid
  11/19/17
if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this c...
tan laughsome genital piercing piazza
  11/19/17
the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny a...
Mind-boggling national dragon
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Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a g...
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doobsian halford
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this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for i...
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  11/19/17
during "boos" BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! ...
Mind-boggling national dragon
  11/19/17
AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT
Apoplectic School Cafeteria
  11/19/17
dont hijack the thread, friend.
wine provocative menage coffee pot
  11/19/17
he's value adding
doobsian halford
  11/19/17
this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out...
amber lodge
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Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "...
Mind-boggling national dragon
  11/19/17
ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line ...
Apoplectic School Cafeteria
  11/19/17
This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are g...
Mentally Impaired Diverse Resort
  11/19/17
so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes,...
Mind-boggling national dragon
  11/19/17
nothing?
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: maniacal soul-stirring center

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how important it is for tech to have diversity. Gender diversity, racial diversity, sexual diversity. I figure, hey if I can find you 5 gay black female workers does that count as 15 or 5. I figure it should count as 15 right? I mean that’s three diversities right there.

^ very tame Intro joke to “loosen up” the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720843)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: plum fragrant roast beef

Check your math

5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721055)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: angry aphrodisiac kitchen

Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720862)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: pink fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720894)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: canary public bath mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721128)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Idiotic Bateful Stage Lettuce

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720866)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: maniacal soul-stirring center

I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I think we can all agree right. Of course black lives matter. I’m very interested in blacks living. Especially where they’re living.

(Pause)

For a variety of reasons.

(Wait for laughter to die down)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720892)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: Chrome idea he suggested library

holly shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720897)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: tan laughsome genital piercing piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720914)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: wine provocative menage coffee pot

i like this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720919)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: tan laughsome genital piercing piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720961)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: Indecent ruddy water buffalo

this is pretty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720977)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: mint frum hominid

I’m dying here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720992)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: Learning disabled foreskin meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721000)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: stimulating brindle puppy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721267)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: Carnelian arousing hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727476)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: tan laughsome genital piercing piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720915)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: doobsian halford

keep going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720918)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Ungodly dingle berry keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720921)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: maniacal soul-stirring center

Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something nasty written on her receipt and got no tip? Yeah it was an awful story. Made the national news. Very hateful situation, sad really. The two black guys who she was serving were huge homophobes. But they were about average as far as black tippers go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720948)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Idiotic Bateful Stage Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720951)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: tan laughsome genital piercing piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720956)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: doobsian halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720963)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: Indecent ruddy water buffalo

i came

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720978)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: Gold Temple Boltzmann

funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720988)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: wine provocative menage coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720989)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: mint frum hominid

oh lawd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720995)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Apoplectic School Cafeteria

gotta work "Canadians" in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721302)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: Cerise bat-shit-crazy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722348)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: drab cheese-eating laser beams

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722644)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Learning disabled foreskin meetinghouse

"White people kill people like this, while Black people kill people like this!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720958)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: bearded brethren depressive

"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot*

"like this" *ten pantomimed gunshots, maybe while counting on your other hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Learning disabled foreskin meetinghouse

"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not going to lie, I don't have any black friends. Black enemies though? I have plenty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720964)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: Indecent ruddy water buffalo

don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720982)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Learning disabled foreskin meetinghouse

what is the dialect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720996)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: maniacal soul-stirring center

There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these days that we never used when I was growing up.

Microagressions. Triggering. Privilege.

I have to admit I don’t really get them. I mean privilege is good right? It’s a privilege to go to this school. And microagressions? Buddy when I was growing up we had to deal with macroagressions, believe me. You guys have it easy. And as far as triggers go, I figure hey, if that word started with an N instead we’d have real problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721021)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: tan laughsome genital piercing piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721024)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: wine provocative menage coffee pot

ohshit...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721037)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: amber lodge

actually lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721109)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: bearded brethren depressive

not okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721125)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: Carnelian arousing hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727491)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: light chapel

subscribed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722515)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: Opaque Hateful Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721103)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: maniacal soul-stirring center

My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right the other day. He’s Jewish so he’s not a fan of the alt right. He said, and I quote, “the alt right, which is just another way of saying hitler.”

And I was outraged. I mean, where did he get the nerve. It really infuriated me. The idea that the alt right is the same as hitler.

(Sarcastic) Clearly trump is hitler. The alt right are just the SS. And the republicans are what they’ve always been :

(Very sarcastic ) the nazis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721190)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: tan laughsome genital piercing piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721203)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: wine provocative menage coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721215)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: tan laughsome genital piercing piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721220)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: doobsian halford

first bad one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721221)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:07 AM
Author: tan laughsome genital piercing piazza

(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721232)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: doobsian halford

it was blue pill, not red pill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721240)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: wine provocative menage coffee pot

na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721241)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: doobsian halford

its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republicans nazis. you're dense and stupid, so it's okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721245)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: maniacal soul-stirring center

Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inflection/tone. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721255)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: tan laughsome genital piercing piazza

They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34724442)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: mint frum hominid

WOOOOOOSH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721294)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Apoplectic School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721280)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Mind-boggling national dragon

gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to turn our backs on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721252)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Apoplectic School Cafeteria

good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721278)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: doobsian halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721286)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: tan laughsome genital piercing piazza

(concerned "top")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721296)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: mint frum hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721298)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Mind-boggling national dragon

They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721271)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Mind-boggling national dragon

Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that party was da BOMB!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721277)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Apoplectic School Cafeteria

horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721279)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Mind-boggling national dragon

nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you couldn't tell what was what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721290)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: doobsian halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721297)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: mint frum hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721301)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Apoplectic School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721335)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: tan laughsome genital piercing piazza

Gross, and racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721284)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Mind-boggling national dragon

suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on their culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721318)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: tan laughsome genital piercing piazza

yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721324)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Mind-boggling national dragon

we got a heckler here!

Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's wet dream right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721336)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: doobsian halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721355)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: tan laughsome genital piercing piazza

:D

*giggle noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721404)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: doobsian halford

kinda like this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721289)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: wine provocative menage coffee pot

thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721314)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Mind-boggling national dragon

Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended up with hope and change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721282)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: mint frum hominid

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721303)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: tan laughsome genital piercing piazza

if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this could be good in 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721304)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Mind-boggling national dragon

the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny and i still had the penny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721311)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Mind-boggling national dragon

Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a gorilla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721307)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: doobsian halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721308)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: mint frum hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721313)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Apoplectic School Cafeteria

this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721317)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Mind-boggling national dragon

during "boos"

BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! LEMME TELL YA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721321)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Apoplectic School Cafeteria

AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: wine provocative menage coffee pot

dont hijack the thread, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721319)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: doobsian halford

he's value adding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721323)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: amber lodge

this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out in transition. I would lose my shit and be taken by surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721333)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: Mind-boggling national dragon

Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "no gay black men"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721349)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: Apoplectic School Cafeteria

ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line between lulz and a kkklan rally and you will have your faggot audience walking out.

subtlety is key.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721360)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Diverse Resort

This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are gay black dudes now. There really isn’t the “downlow” anymore; this might have been funny 10 years ago but now it’s stupid. Don Lemon is a well known black gay dude, also that football player from Missouri, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722657)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:31 AM
Author: Mind-boggling national dragon

so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes, poked the gays, but I didn't hit the women yet. at least that's what i tell the cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721395)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: Mind-boggling national dragon

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721579)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Alcoholic institution

Xo Saturday night folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721620)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Autistic corn cake blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722421)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:06 AM
Author: ebony exciting black woman

embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: drab cheese-eating laser beams

(asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722650)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: indigo swollen boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722693)