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Itt critique my redpill stand up comedy routine

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how i...
seedy transparent house
  11/18/17
Check your math 5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13
Scarlet Milk
  11/18/17
Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply
know-it-all self-absorbed temple water buffalo
  11/18/17
...
maniacal sinister factory reset button
  11/18/17
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histrionic whorehouse
  11/18/17
lol
buck-toothed office
  11/18/17
I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I t...
seedy transparent house
  11/18/17
holly shit
Buff locus
  11/18/17
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floppy idiot
  11/18/17
i like this one.
laughsome unhinged halford
  11/18/17
...
floppy idiot
  11/18/17
this is pretty 180
balding church round eye
  11/18/17
I’m dying here
Plum flatulent theater
  11/18/17
...
Purple Set Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/18/17
...
filthy bbw
  11/19/17
180
Exhilarant Hairy Legs
  11/19/17
...
floppy idiot
  11/18/17
keep going
Sepia pungent jew
  11/18/17
...
Dashing Place Of Business State
  11/18/17
Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something na...
seedy transparent house
  11/18/17
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buck-toothed office
  11/18/17
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floppy idiot
  11/18/17
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Sepia pungent jew
  11/18/17
i came
balding church round eye
  11/18/17
funny
glittery hateful school cafeteria useless brakes
  11/18/17
...
laughsome unhinged halford
  11/18/17
oh lawd
Plum flatulent theater
  11/18/17
gotta work "Canadians" in here
Cream Cracking Shitlib
  11/19/17
...
internet-worthy school
  11/19/17
180 billion
Aphrodisiac bisexual resort
  11/19/17
"White people kill people like this, while Black people...
Purple Set Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/18/17
"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot* "like t...
Indecent Judgmental Affirmative Action Sanctuary
  11/18/17
"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not goin...
Purple Set Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/18/17
don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!
balding church round eye
  11/18/17
what is the dialect
Purple Set Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/18/17
There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these ...
seedy transparent house
  11/18/17
...
floppy idiot
  11/18/17
ohshit...
laughsome unhinged halford
  11/18/17
actually lol'd
gold faggotry
  11/18/17
not okay
Indecent Judgmental Affirmative Action Sanctuary
  11/18/17
...
Exhilarant Hairy Legs
  11/19/17
subscribed
aquamarine motley kitchen
  11/19/17
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Rose stock car
  11/18/17
My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right ...
seedy transparent house
  11/18/17
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floppy idiot
  11/19/17
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laughsome unhinged halford
  11/19/17
...
floppy idiot
  11/19/17
first bad one so far
Sepia pungent jew
  11/19/17
(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)
floppy idiot
  11/19/17
it was blue pill, not red pill.
Sepia pungent jew
  11/19/17
na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way ...
laughsome unhinged halford
  11/19/17
its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republi...
Sepia pungent jew
  11/19/17
Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inf...
seedy transparent house
  11/19/17
They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audie...
floppy idiot
  11/19/17
WOOOOOOSH
Plum flatulent theater
  11/19/17
...
Cream Cracking Shitlib
  11/19/17
gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to ...
Slippery Beady-eyed Nowag Yarmulke
  11/19/17
good one
Cream Cracking Shitlib
  11/19/17
...
Sepia pungent jew
  11/19/17
(concerned "top")
floppy idiot
  11/19/17
...
Plum flatulent theater
  11/19/17
They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right...
Slippery Beady-eyed Nowag Yarmulke
  11/19/17
Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that ...
Slippery Beady-eyed Nowag Yarmulke
  11/19/17
horrible.
Cream Cracking Shitlib
  11/19/17
nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you coul...
Slippery Beady-eyed Nowag Yarmulke
  11/19/17
...
Sepia pungent jew
  11/19/17
...
Plum flatulent theater
  11/19/17
...
Cream Cracking Shitlib
  11/19/17
Gross, and racist.
floppy idiot
  11/19/17
suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on ...
Slippery Beady-eyed Nowag Yarmulke
  11/19/17
yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.
floppy idiot
  11/19/17
we got a heckler here! Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's...
Slippery Beady-eyed Nowag Yarmulke
  11/19/17
...
Sepia pungent jew
  11/19/17
:D *giggle noise*
floppy idiot
  11/19/17
kinda like this one
Sepia pungent jew
  11/19/17
thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed th...
laughsome unhinged halford
  11/19/17
Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended u...
Slippery Beady-eyed Nowag Yarmulke
  11/19/17
lol
Plum flatulent theater
  11/19/17
if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this c...
floppy idiot
  11/19/17
the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny a...
Slippery Beady-eyed Nowag Yarmulke
  11/19/17
Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a g...
Slippery Beady-eyed Nowag Yarmulke
  11/19/17
...
Sepia pungent jew
  11/19/17
...
Plum flatulent theater
  11/19/17
this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for i...
Cream Cracking Shitlib
  11/19/17
during "boos" BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! ...
Slippery Beady-eyed Nowag Yarmulke
  11/19/17
AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT
Cream Cracking Shitlib
  11/19/17
dont hijack the thread, friend.
laughsome unhinged halford
  11/19/17
he's value adding
Sepia pungent jew
  11/19/17
this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out...
gold faggotry
  11/19/17
Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "...
Slippery Beady-eyed Nowag Yarmulke
  11/19/17
ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line ...
Cream Cracking Shitlib
  11/19/17
This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are g...
comical turquoise address pozpig
  11/19/17
so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes,...
Slippery Beady-eyed Nowag Yarmulke
  11/19/17
nothing?
Slippery Beady-eyed Nowag Yarmulke
  11/19/17
Xo Saturday night folks
ocher arousing plaza idea he suggested
  11/19/17
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pea-brained candlestick maker corn cake
  11/19/17
embarrassing thread
Excitant charcoal den
  11/19/17
(asian)
Aphrodisiac bisexual resort
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Emerald wonderful stage hissy fit
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: seedy transparent house

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how important it is for tech to have diversity. Gender diversity, racial diversity, sexual diversity. I figure, hey if I can find you 5 gay black female workers does that count as 15 or 5. I figure it should count as 15 right? I mean that’s three diversities right there.

^ very tame Intro joke to “loosen up” the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720843)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: Scarlet Milk

Check your math

5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721055)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: know-it-all self-absorbed temple water buffalo

Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720862)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: maniacal sinister factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720894)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: histrionic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721128)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: buck-toothed office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720866)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: seedy transparent house

I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I think we can all agree right. Of course black lives matter. I’m very interested in blacks living. Especially where they’re living.

(Pause)

For a variety of reasons.

(Wait for laughter to die down)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720892)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: Buff locus

holly shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720897)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: floppy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720914)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: laughsome unhinged halford

i like this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720919)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: floppy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720961)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: balding church round eye

this is pretty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720977)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Plum flatulent theater

I’m dying here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720992)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: Purple Set Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721000)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: filthy bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721267)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hairy Legs

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727476)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: floppy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720915)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Sepia pungent jew

keep going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720918)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Dashing Place Of Business State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720921)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: seedy transparent house

Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something nasty written on her receipt and got no tip? Yeah it was an awful story. Made the national news. Very hateful situation, sad really. The two black guys who she was serving were huge homophobes. But they were about average as far as black tippers go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720948)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: buck-toothed office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720951)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: floppy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720956)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Sepia pungent jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720963)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: balding church round eye

i came

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720978)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: glittery hateful school cafeteria useless brakes

funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720988)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: laughsome unhinged halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720989)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Plum flatulent theater

oh lawd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720995)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Cream Cracking Shitlib

gotta work "Canadians" in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721302)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: internet-worthy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722348)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac bisexual resort

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722644)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Purple Set Mad-dog Skullcap

"White people kill people like this, while Black people kill people like this!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720958)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: Indecent Judgmental Affirmative Action Sanctuary

"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot*

"like this" *ten pantomimed gunshots, maybe while counting on your other hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Purple Set Mad-dog Skullcap

"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not going to lie, I don't have any black friends. Black enemies though? I have plenty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720964)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: balding church round eye

don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720982)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Purple Set Mad-dog Skullcap

what is the dialect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720996)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: seedy transparent house

There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these days that we never used when I was growing up.

Microagressions. Triggering. Privilege.

I have to admit I don’t really get them. I mean privilege is good right? It’s a privilege to go to this school. And microagressions? Buddy when I was growing up we had to deal with macroagressions, believe me. You guys have it easy. And as far as triggers go, I figure hey, if that word started with an N instead we’d have real problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721021)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: floppy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721024)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: laughsome unhinged halford

ohshit...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721037)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: gold faggotry

actually lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721109)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: Indecent Judgmental Affirmative Action Sanctuary

not okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721125)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727491)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: aquamarine motley kitchen

subscribed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722515)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: Rose stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721103)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: seedy transparent house

My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right the other day. He’s Jewish so he’s not a fan of the alt right. He said, and I quote, “the alt right, which is just another way of saying hitler.”

And I was outraged. I mean, where did he get the nerve. It really infuriated me. The idea that the alt right is the same as hitler.

(Sarcastic) Clearly trump is hitler. The alt right are just the SS. And the republicans are what they’ve always been :

(Very sarcastic ) the nazis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721190)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: floppy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721203)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: laughsome unhinged halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721215)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: floppy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721220)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Sepia pungent jew

first bad one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721221)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:07 AM
Author: floppy idiot

(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721232)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Sepia pungent jew

it was blue pill, not red pill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721240)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: laughsome unhinged halford

na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721241)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Sepia pungent jew

its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republicans nazis. you're dense and stupid, so it's okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721245)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: seedy transparent house

Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inflection/tone. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721255)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: floppy idiot

They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34724442)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Plum flatulent theater

WOOOOOOSH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721294)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Cream Cracking Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721280)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Slippery Beady-eyed Nowag Yarmulke

gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to turn our backs on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721252)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Cream Cracking Shitlib

good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721278)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Sepia pungent jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721286)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: floppy idiot

(concerned "top")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721296)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Plum flatulent theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721298)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Slippery Beady-eyed Nowag Yarmulke

They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721271)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Slippery Beady-eyed Nowag Yarmulke

Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that party was da BOMB!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721277)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Cream Cracking Shitlib

horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721279)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Slippery Beady-eyed Nowag Yarmulke

nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you couldn't tell what was what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721290)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Sepia pungent jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721297)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Plum flatulent theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721301)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Cream Cracking Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721335)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: floppy idiot

Gross, and racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721284)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Slippery Beady-eyed Nowag Yarmulke

suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on their culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721318)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: floppy idiot

yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721324)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Slippery Beady-eyed Nowag Yarmulke

we got a heckler here!

Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's wet dream right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721336)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: Sepia pungent jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721355)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: floppy idiot

:D

*giggle noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721404)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Sepia pungent jew

kinda like this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721289)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: laughsome unhinged halford

thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721314)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Slippery Beady-eyed Nowag Yarmulke

Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended up with hope and change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721282)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Plum flatulent theater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721303)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: floppy idiot

if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this could be good in 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721304)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Slippery Beady-eyed Nowag Yarmulke

the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny and i still had the penny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721311)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Slippery Beady-eyed Nowag Yarmulke

Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a gorilla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721307)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Sepia pungent jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721308)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Plum flatulent theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721313)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Cream Cracking Shitlib

this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721317)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Slippery Beady-eyed Nowag Yarmulke

during "boos"

BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! LEMME TELL YA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721321)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Cream Cracking Shitlib

AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: laughsome unhinged halford

dont hijack the thread, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721319)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Sepia pungent jew

he's value adding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721323)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: gold faggotry

this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out in transition. I would lose my shit and be taken by surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721333)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: Slippery Beady-eyed Nowag Yarmulke

Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "no gay black men"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721349)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: Cream Cracking Shitlib

ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line between lulz and a kkklan rally and you will have your faggot audience walking out.

subtlety is key.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721360)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: comical turquoise address pozpig

This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are gay black dudes now. There really isn’t the “downlow” anymore; this might have been funny 10 years ago but now it’s stupid. Don Lemon is a well known black gay dude, also that football player from Missouri, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722657)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:31 AM
Author: Slippery Beady-eyed Nowag Yarmulke

so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes, poked the gays, but I didn't hit the women yet. at least that's what i tell the cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721395)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: Slippery Beady-eyed Nowag Yarmulke

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721579)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: ocher arousing plaza idea he suggested

Xo Saturday night folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721620)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: pea-brained candlestick maker corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722421)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:06 AM
Author: Excitant charcoal den

embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac bisexual resort

(asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722650)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Emerald wonderful stage hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722693)