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WaPo Datelab: NOWAG (HAPA?) strikes it big with prototypical millennial blonde

dude looks like earl
bateful cream filthpig double fault
  11/19/17
lmao so CharlesXII writes datelab now?
jet histrionic chapel digit ratio
  11/19/17
Awesome. Enviro lawyer and oil industry PR together forever.
Aggressive den boltzmann
  11/19/17
"Funny that" these writers are so pretentious
Violent university rigpig
  11/19/17
She wants dat wgwag Goo
Citrine stock car
  11/19/17
lol at this German Goo Girl
Sinister red yarmulke headpube
  11/19/17
they need to do more older man/younger woman
insanely creepy box office dog poop
  11/19/17
CR. first Datelab with normal age split I remember seeing =...
green trip stag film deer antler
  11/19/17
"Enter Raj and Prachi, partners who had been observing ...
Blue temple giraffe
  11/19/17
i think prachi is a turdgirl's name
Ultramarine passionate alpha cumskin
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Internet-worthy blood rage messiness
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Stirring Coral Sandwich
  11/19/17
Lol at her list of requirements
Internet-worthy blood rage messiness
  11/19/17
We're glad you're enjoying the humiliation of a NOWIG. We a...
Buck-toothed mischievous volcanic crater
  11/19/17
Philip Goo, 31, Philip Goo, 31, Philip Goo, 31, Philip...
Buck-toothed mischievous volcanic crater
  11/19/17
Though in the case of Philip, who went on a Date Lab date in...
Buck-toothed mischievous volcanic crater
  11/19/17
Friends, this is a unique opportunity to explore the delusio...
Buck-toothed mischievous volcanic crater
  11/19/17
sounds like an IBS pre-shrew that has already been nailed by...
slate affirmative action
  11/19/17
NOWAG forever wrecked Megan does admit that she laughs “a...
Buck-toothed mischievous volcanic crater
  11/19/17
fucking ljl So binding was their chemistry that discoveri...
Buck-toothed mischievous volcanic crater
  11/19/17
At a certain point, Megan mentioned that she doesn’t need a ...
crystalline theatre
  11/19/17
I feel an animalistic antipathy towards the "man" ...
Buck-toothed mischievous volcanic crater
  11/19/17
poast text?
Cowardly Locale Legend
  11/19/17
look down, my friend
Buck-toothed mischievous volcanic crater
  11/19/17
Date Lab: Their attraction was immediate By Rich ...
Buck-toothed mischievous volcanic crater
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MOTHERFUCKING SEND THESE PEOPLE BACK to their ancestral home...
Buck-toothed mischievous volcanic crater
  11/19/17
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Buck-toothed mischievous volcanic crater
  11/19/17
lmao
rose stubborn church building
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Buck-toothed mischievous volcanic crater
  11/19/17
she seems nice
Internet-worthy blood rage messiness
  11/19/17
WGWAG sons > AGWWG sons
Useless startling hell telephone
  11/19/17
He's obviously a hapa. They are similar looks wise IMO.
Alcoholic gold new version stage
  11/19/17


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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: bateful cream filthpig double fault
Subject: dude looks like earl

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/magazine/date-labtheir-attraction-was-immediate/2017/11/14/0aab88e2-b40f-11e7-a908-a3470754bbb9_story.html?tid=hybrid_experimentrandom_with_top_mostshared_1_na&utm_term=.98d5f4e2e53e

Him: stateU lolyer

Her: non-flagship stateU UG, meaningless paperpusher jerb

also bonus:

Philip asked when she decided she wanted to see him again, and she said it was when he played her the viral “What What (In the Butt)” video not five minutes into the date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34722431)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: jet histrionic chapel digit ratio

lmao so CharlesXII writes datelab now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34722433)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: Aggressive den boltzmann

Awesome. Enviro lawyer and oil industry PR together forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34722452)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: Violent university rigpig

"Funny that"

these writers are so pretentious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34722457)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Citrine stock car

She wants dat wgwag Goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34722465)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:38 AM
Author: Sinister red yarmulke headpube

lol at this German Goo Girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34722479)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: insanely creepy box office dog poop

they need to do more older man/younger woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723263)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: green trip stag film deer antler

CR. first Datelab with normal age split I remember seeing = first Datelab with successful pairing I remember seeing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723279)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Blue temple giraffe

"Enter Raj and Prachi, partners who had been observing our Date Labbers and noticed that their jubilance starkly contrasted with the rest of the unhappy-seeming couples in the restaurant."

what's up with tutu turd fags spying on dates in restaurants?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723275)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Ultramarine passionate alpha cumskin

i think prachi is a turdgirl's name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723278)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: Internet-worthy blood rage messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723284)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: Stirring Coral Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723631)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: Internet-worthy blood rage messiness

Lol at her list of requirements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723286)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mischievous volcanic crater

We're glad you're enjoying the humiliation of a NOWIG.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723301)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mischievous volcanic crater

Philip Goo, 31,

Philip Goo, 31,

Philip Goo, 31,

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723303)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mischievous volcanic crater

Though in the case of Philip, who went on a Date Lab date in 2012 (and rated it a 4.5), “lately, not all that much.”

Though in the case of Philip, who went on a Date Lab date in 2012 (and rated it a 4.5), “lately, not all that much.”

Though in the case of Philip, who went on a Date Lab date in 2012 (and rated it a 4.5), “lately, not all that much.”

Though in the case of Philip, who went on a Date Lab date in 2012 (and rated it a 4.5), “lately, not all that much.”

Though in the case of Philip, who went on a Date Lab date in 2012 (and rated it a 4.5), “lately, not all that much.”

Though in the case of Philip, who went on a Date Lab date in 2012 (and rated it a 4.5), “lately, not all that much.”

Though in the case of Philip, who went on a Date Lab date in 2012 (and rated it a 4.5), “lately, not all that much.”

Though in the case of Philip, who went on a Date Lab date in 2012 (and rated it a 4.5), “lately, not all that much.”

Though in the case of Philip, who went on a Date Lab date in 2012 (and rated it a 4.5), “lately, not all that much.”

Though in the case of Philip, who went on a Date Lab date in 2012 (and rated it a 4.5), “lately, not all that much.”

Though in the case of Philip, who went on a Date Lab date in 2012 (and rated it a 4.5), “lately, not all that much.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723309)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mischievous volcanic crater

Friends, this is a unique opportunity to explore the delusional mind of the beta male Hapa:

Their attraction was immediate. “I was definitely impressed,” said Philip, noting her denim jacket and casual black-and-white dress. Megan described Philip as “cute.” He also went in for a hug. “I thought that was good,” she said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723318)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: slate affirmative action

sounds like an IBS pre-shrew that has already been nailed by peterman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723329)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mischievous volcanic crater

NOWAG forever wrecked

Megan does admit that she laughs “at pretty much anything.” So then was her laughter with Philip a good thing or merely a neutral indication that Megan was in her waking state? “I think it was a sign it was going well,” she clarified … with a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723347)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mischievous volcanic crater

fucking ljl

So binding was their chemistry that discovering their careers exist in literal opposition to each other did nothing to deter them. When Philip revealed he’s an environmental lawyer who works for the Sierra Club, Megan naturally laughed out loud — but this was no ordinary laugh.

“It was more like a ‘Ha!’ ” recalled Megan. It turns out that she works for a PR firm whose client roster includes fossil-fuel giants such as Chevron. Philip acknowledged that Megan works for the enemy — “in a manner of speaking, yes, you could stay that” — but so what!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723355)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:52 PM
Author: crystalline theatre

At a certain point, Megan mentioned that she doesn’t need a man, prompting a thumbs-up from a guy at the table next to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723377)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mischievous volcanic crater

I feel an animalistic antipathy towards the "man" validating this woman's ill-considered life choices. Please, please come educate me, thumbs-up guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34726345)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Cowardly Locale Legend

poast text?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723609)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 2:45 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mischievous volcanic crater

look down, my friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723962)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mischievous volcanic crater

Date Lab: Their attraction was immediate

By Rich Juzwiak November 16

Philip Goo, 31, lawyer, and Megan Wilburn, 25, public relations account executive. (Daniele Seiss/For The Washington Post)

It’s probably a good thing that neither Philip Goo, 31, nor Megan Wilburn, 25, expected much from Date Lab. They both ended up pleasantly surprised, and each made their date sound like a whirlwind of hilarity in recollection. Philip estimates that 75 percent of their time together was taken up by laughter.

Funny that, because they’re both in the market for something serious. Both exited relationships last year, and both have been casually dating since then. Though in the case of Philip, who went on a Date Lab date in 2012 (and rated it a 4.5), “lately, not all that much.” Megan recently deleted all of her dating apps because of the many “meaningless conversations” they yielded.

We sent them to Nazca Mochica, a Peruvian spot off Dupont Circle. Their attraction was immediate. “I was definitely impressed,” said Philip, noting her denim jacket and casual black-and-white dress. Megan described Philip as “cute.” He also went in for a hug. “I thought that was good,” she said.

Philip said they “instantly” got to talking and laughing. They discussed family, his dog and her food restrictions (after multiple scarring experiences with spaghetti, Megan no longer touches the stuff).

Megan does admit that she laughs “at pretty much anything.” So then was her laughter with Philip a good thing or merely a neutral indication that Megan was in her waking state? “I think it was a sign it was going well,” she clarified … with a laugh.

So binding was their chemistry that discovering their careers exist in literal opposition to each other did nothing to deter them. When Philip revealed he’s an environmental lawyer who works for the Sierra Club, Megan naturally laughed out loud — but this was no ordinary laugh.

“It was more like a ‘Ha!’ ” recalled Megan. It turns out that she works for a PR firm whose client roster includes fossil-fuel giants such as Chevron. Philip acknowledged that Megan works for the enemy — “in a manner of speaking, yes, you could stay that” — but so what!

They shared all the food they ordered, including ceviche and anticuchos (beef skewers). At a certain point, Megan mentioned that she doesn’t need a man, prompting a thumbs-up from a guy at the table next to them. Enter Raj and Prachi, partners who had been observing our Date Labbers and noticed that their jubilance starkly contrasted with the rest of the unhappy-seeming couples in the restaurant.

Raj and Prachi bet Philip and Megan dessert that they could guess which number date they were on. Prachi guessed it was their first, and since she was right, Philip and Megan ponied up for their dessert, which they all ate together.

“Imagine they were playing tennis — they were playing tennis really well,” Raj told me. “They bantered words and ideas back and forth. They could appreciate the sense of humor in one another.”

In the company of Raj and Prachi, Megan revealed she was interested in a second date. Philip asked when she decided she wanted to see him again, and she said it was when he played her the viral “What What (In the Butt)” video not five minutes into the date. A discussion of Megan’s home base of Rosslyn led Philip to tell her a story about meeting Samwell, the star of the 10-year-old video, at a party in Arlington. Megan had heard of but never seen the video, so Philip showed it to her then and there.

He appreciated that she didn’t take him for a weirdo when he showed it to her. “What What (In the Butt)”: still uniting people after all these years.

After dinner, Philip told Megan that he’d drive her home, eager to travel to the exotic wilds of Virginia. It is, as the motto goes, for lovers.

Philip said once he rolled up to Megan’s place, they capped the night with a “make-out session … but not anything over-the-top or anything like that.”

“I would not classify it as a make-out session,” clarified Megan. “It was a legit kiss, but it was not a make-out session. Lord!” Awwwwww!

Rate the date

Philip: 5 [out of 5]. I think it has to be a 5 based on the lack of expectations I had going in and the amount of fun I had going out.

Megan: 5. Is that too much? If I didn’t think it was a 5, I probably wouldn’t want to go out on a second one.

Update

Megan says she and Philip have met up once since the date and plan to hang out again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723937)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mischievous volcanic crater

MOTHERFUCKING SEND THESE PEOPLE BACK to their ancestral homeland, India

"Enter Raj and Prachi, partners who had been observing our Date Labbers and noticed that their jubilance starkly contrasted with the rest of the unhappy-seeming couples in the restaurant.

Raj and Prachi bet Philip and Megan dessert that they could guess which number date they were on. Prachi guessed it was their first, and since she was right, Philip and Megan ponied up for their dessert, which they all ate together."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34723958)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:09 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mischievous volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34726358)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:11 PM
Author: rose stubborn church building

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34726370)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:03 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mischievous volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34726299)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:04 PM
Author: Internet-worthy blood rage messiness

she seems nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34726304)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: Useless startling hell telephone

WGWAG sons > AGWWG sons



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34726315)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: Alcoholic gold new version stage

He's obviously a hapa.

They are similar looks wise IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802356&forum_id=2#34726439)