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get sad thinking about earth's eventual fate: humans are so absurd and special

it's crazy enough that life exists period but man's intellec...
Electric Cream Center Boistinker
  11/20/17
we'll get smashed by an asteroid way before then, no?
irradiated institution main people
  11/20/17
appreciate the optimism how soon until the asteroid hits?
Electric Cream Center Boistinker
  11/20/17
wouldn't hold your breath waiting for the SMOD, but a civili...
irradiated institution main people
  11/20/17
is that merely temporary as well? won't those stars expand t...
Electric Cream Center Boistinker
  11/20/17
You can't trust scientists on the weather tomorrow, you gonn...
stimulating tank
  11/20/17
fine forget the greenhouse gas stuff. we still only have 7.5...
Electric Cream Center Boistinker
  11/20/17
oh no!
stimulating tank
  11/20/17
we need to record the xo archives onto a gold disc and launc...
Diverse halford church
  11/20/17
spin, ratfucks
Slate internet-worthy jewess location
  11/20/17
POTUS tied up on alien ship: What do you want from us? We'll...
Electric Cream Center Boistinker
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exhilarant duck-like famous landscape painting
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stimulating tank
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irradiated institution main people
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Diverse halford church
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Greedy domesticated telephone
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Galvanic business firm masturbator
  11/20/17
We have no choice but interstellar colonization. A billion y...
big goyim
  11/20/17
How far away is the nearest Earth-like planet?
Electric Cream Center Boistinker
  11/20/17
"earth-like" is probably a stretch, but there are ...
irradiated institution main people
  11/20/17
how fast are spacecraft now compared to light speed? shit's ...
Electric Cream Center Boistinker
  11/20/17
just need to keep up the NASA minority outreach and we'll be...
irradiated institution main people
  11/20/17
black astronaut riding to Proxima Centauri with his seat ful...
Electric Cream Center Boistinker
  11/20/17
catcalling alien chicks with fat asses out dat spaceship win...
irradiated institution main people
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Electric Cream Center Boistinker
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hyperactive base psychic
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irradiated institution main people
  11/20/17
diaper planet
Galvanic business firm masturbator
  11/20/17
it will require us freezing embryos to as close to 0 Kelvin ...
stimulating tank
  11/20/17
your future son standing next to robo-dad: who the fuck are ...
Electric Cream Center Boistinker
  11/20/17
presumably when we're at the point where we're contemplating...
hyperactive base psychic
  11/20/17
good thing we have all our best researchers optimizing ad im...
Electric Cream Center Boistinker
  11/20/17
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stimulating tank
  11/20/17
ITT: a low-t beta literally worries about earths fate in a b...
Supple thirsty juggernaut
  11/20/17
you're closer to an animal than you are to us
stimulating tank
  11/20/17
(guy who sprays his seed everywhere with nothing to show for...
Electric Cream Center Boistinker
  11/20/17
Look man, megacomputers are going to be built inside a Marti...
Swashbuckling party of the first part address
  11/20/17
what?
Electric Cream Center Boistinker
  11/20/17
San Junipero entirely digital existence
chocolate multi-billionaire
  11/20/17
So I walk upon high And I stepped to the edge To see my wo...
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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:08 AM
Author: Electric Cream Center Boistinker

it's crazy enough that life exists period but man's intellect, self-awareness and communication abilities are just incredible. a bunch of weird hairless apes took over everything.

but how can we maek it?

"In about one billion years, the solar luminosity will be 10% higher than at present. This will cause the atmosphere to become a "moist greenhouse", resulting in a runaway evaporation of the oceans. As a likely consequence, plate tectonics will come to an end, and with them the entire carbon cycle. Following this event, in about 2-3 billion years, the planet's magnetic dynamo may cease, causing the magnetosphere to decay and leading to an accelerated loss of volatiles from the outer atmosphere. Four billion years from now, the increase in the Earth's surface temperature will cause a runaway greenhouse effect, heating the surface enough to melt it. By that point, all life on the Earth will be extinct."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728509)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: irradiated institution main people

we'll get smashed by an asteroid way before then, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728562)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:22 AM
Author: Electric Cream Center Boistinker

appreciate the optimism

how soon until the asteroid hits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728591)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: irradiated institution main people

wouldn't hold your breath waiting for the SMOD, but a civilization ending impact at some point in the future will 100% happen; our only hope of survival is to spread throughout the solar system. our destiny lies in the stars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728613)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Electric Cream Center Boistinker

is that merely temporary as well? won't those stars expand to engulf all their planets or deny them the heat needed to continue? what happens to the universe itself over time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34735866)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:09 AM
Author: stimulating tank

You can't trust scientists on the weather tomorrow, you gonna trust them on solar dynamics and the end of plate tectonics a BILLION years from now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728514)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Electric Cream Center Boistinker

fine forget the greenhouse gas stuff. we still only have 7.5 billion years before earth is engulfed by the sun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728516)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: stimulating tank

oh no!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728622)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:11 AM
Author: Diverse halford church

we need to record the xo archives onto a gold disc and launch it into space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728520)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:12 AM
Author: Slate internet-worthy jewess location

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728527)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:16 AM
Author: Electric Cream Center Boistinker

POTUS tied up on alien ship: What do you want from us? We'll give you anything. Anything!

Alien: *seethes* blank bummmmppps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728548)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: exhilarant duck-like famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728555)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: stimulating tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728637)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: irradiated institution main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728658)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Diverse halford church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728661)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: Greedy domesticated telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34735875)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:12 AM
Author: Galvanic business firm masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728529)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: big goyim

We have no choice but interstellar colonization. A billion years should be plenty of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728553)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:22 AM
Author: Electric Cream Center Boistinker

How far away is the nearest Earth-like planet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728584)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:27 AM
Author: irradiated institution main people

"earth-like" is probably a stretch, but there are rocky planets in the habitable zone of proxima centauri i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728626)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: Electric Cream Center Boistinker

how fast are spacecraft now compared to light speed? shit's only 4 light years away if you had a fast ship wouldn't be impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728638)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:30 AM
Author: irradiated institution main people

just need to keep up the NASA minority outreach and we'll be there in no time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728643)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:31 AM
Author: Electric Cream Center Boistinker

black astronaut riding to Proxima Centauri with his seat fully reclined subwoofers rattling the heat resistant panels on the ship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728649)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: irradiated institution main people

catcalling alien chicks with fat asses out dat spaceship window

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728656)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:36 AM
Author: Electric Cream Center Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728668)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:27 AM
Author: hyperactive base psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728629)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: irradiated institution main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728617)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:27 AM
Author: Galvanic business firm masturbator

diaper planet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728624)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: stimulating tank

it will require us freezing embryos to as close to 0 Kelvin as we can to slow down aging (stop cellular metabolism/senescence), because we can't travel fast enough to get anywhere in a reasonable timeframe, assuming we can figure out how to unfreeze the embryos and raise them into adult humans (likely with robot parents on the ship and videos to educate them), and hopefully those people in the ship can figure out if the planet we shot them at is good or not for habitation (most likely not) and settle it

We do this maybe 10, 20, 50 thousand ships with embryos and robots, if there is a habitable planet maybe we will get lucky with ONE of those ships and everything goes right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728635)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:36 AM
Author: Electric Cream Center Boistinker

your future son standing next to robo-dad: who the fuck are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728667)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: hyperactive base psychic

presumably when we're at the point where we're contemplating interstellar travel we'll figure out how to travel a bit faster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728683)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:46 AM
Author: Electric Cream Center Boistinker

good thing we have all our best researchers optimizing ad impressions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728707)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:48 AM
Author: stimulating tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728720)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:27 AM
Author: Supple thirsty juggernaut

ITT: a low-t beta literally worries about earths fate in a billion years instead of fucking a new girl today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728625)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:30 AM
Author: stimulating tank

you're closer to an animal than you are to us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728644)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:33 AM
Author: Electric Cream Center Boistinker

(guy who sprays his seed everywhere with nothing to show for it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728653)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:35 AM
Author: Swashbuckling party of the first part address

Look man, megacomputers are going to be built inside a Martian crater and will hold digitalized people chilling in cyberspace for millenia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728663)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 10:32 AM
Author: Electric Cream Center Boistinker

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34730273)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: chocolate multi-billionaire

San Junipero

entirely digital existence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34735882)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:48 AM
Author: contagious flesh parlor quadroon

So I walk upon high

And I stepped to the edge

To see my world below

And I laugh at myself

While the tears roll down

'Cause it's the world I know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728723)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 8:44 AM
Author: Electric Cream Center Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34729607)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Greedy domesticated telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34735883)