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180 introvert lifehack: When delivery guy comes, pretend you have phone call
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Date: November 21st, 2017 5:48 PM Author: lascivious jap site *knock knock*
*pick up smart phone, put it to your ear*
(loudly) "Yeah, sorry, I have a delivery... one second..."
*opens door*
"Go ahead and cross-check against the 42-NXD database. I'll deploy a script in the . . ."
*as you drone on with made up bullshit the delivery guy wordlessly hands over bag and, if applicable, credit card slip for signing*
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Date: November 21st, 2017 5:49 PM Author: titillating carnelian school cafeteria *phone actually goes off* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742640) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 5:49 PM Author: Insanely creepy spectacular mad cow disease “Hold on, ive got someone on the other line” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742648) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 5:55 PM Author: lascivious jap site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742737) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 10:58 PM Author: Apoplectic Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34745279) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:45 AM Author: appetizing mother lol at introverts thinking that quickly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34748051) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 11:42 AM Author: Indigo Motley Party Of The First Part Principal's Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35526434) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:13 PM Author: ultramarine cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#36659699) |
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Date: February 28th, 2021 11:50 AM Author: appetizing mother Lol at introverts thinking on their toes like that instead of just panicking and being awkward (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#42022705) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 5:58 PM Author: Silver racy theater giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742762) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:06 PM Author: Indigo Motley Party Of The First Part Principal's Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742834) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:06 PM Author: lascivious jap site A PRO introvert would have his phone off if he didn't feel like talking to anybody anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742835) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:08 PM Author: Silver racy theater giraffe haha
but what about lack of light appearing on the side of your face? |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:10 PM Author: lascivious jap site What about it? Maybe my phone is setup so the screen turns off if I've been on a call for a bit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742871) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:12 PM Author: Silver racy theater giraffe lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742885) |
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Date: March 4th, 2018 11:23 PM Author: Soul-stirring step-uncle's house death wish What if the delivery guy acuses you of faking the call and asks to see the phone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35535977) |
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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:28 PM Author: lascivious jap site "Excuse me, I have to handle this delivery guy for a second... SIR. HOW DARE YOU." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35819424) |
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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:32 PM Author: flesh cruel-hearted blood rage antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35819446) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:27 PM Author: Naked Grizzly Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743044) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 5:51 PM Author: contagious zombie-like set bbw i have a good friend -- whenever i go to his place and we order delivery food, he wants me to make the phone call and answer the door. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742678) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:05 PM Author: lascivious jap site Fuck yeah, doing the call is awful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742830) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:18 PM Author: contagious zombie-like set bbw i guess i win at something in life:
being able to make the phone call to order food from a delivery joint.
i think my friend is actually getting better. i can tell he listens to me and how i interact, and tries to adopt it, and he does it pretty well. |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:48 PM Author: lascivious jap site It's not the ability, more that it's a nuisance.
Like, as an in-house bro, I never have to check to make sure my defined terms are consistent, every defined term is used at least once, etc. I could do that shit if I had to, but one way or another I can push it down and even if I'm the one who fucks it up I'll just get a draft back with the polite "Just corrected a few nits!" You are the guy doing the defined term check for your friend. |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 9:57 AM Author: shimmering kitty cat fanboi (Guy about to get Single White Femaled)
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:18 PM Author: vigorous fluffy halford queen of the night Refuse to order anywhere that doesn't take online orders. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742947) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:40 PM Author: lascivious jap site Fucking CR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743181) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:26 PM Author: Orange orchestra pit roommate I have a friend that does the same thing. When I did make him do it once, he got frustrated on the call and really butchered trying to place the order and we ended up with the wrong stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743038) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:46 PM Author: contagious zombie-like set bbw lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743228) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:51 PM Author: smoky senate multi-billionaire Who the hell calls for delivery anymore? No UberEats, Grubhub, or Caviar near you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34744329) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:47 AM Author: appetizing mother stfu gook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34748070) |
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Date: February 28th, 2021 11:51 AM Author: appetizing mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#42022709) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 5:52 PM Author: concupiscible shrine can't imagine being this weird irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742692) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:06 PM Author: lascivious jap site I really like it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742838) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 5:59 PM Author: Up-to-no-good Yellow Rigpig this isnt an introvert life hack, its a bizarre avoidance device by people that probably have debilitating social anxiety (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742766) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:01 PM Author: lascivious jap site I really like it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742775) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:01 PM Author: Lilac hell spin, ratfucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34745300) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:00 PM Author: laughsome tan heaven This is perfect, I'm looking to cut out what little human interaction remains in my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742769) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:07 PM Author: lascivious jap site With patience and diligence, it can be done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742841) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:01 PM Author: bronze nursing home degenerate lol at autism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742782) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:06 PM Author: lascivious jap site I really like it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742840) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:06 PM Author: razzle-dazzle fishy personal credit line dilemma Your delivery guys speak English? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742839) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:08 PM Author: lascivious jap site Maybe the delivery gods just have a sense of humor, but not only do they speak English, they just always thinks there's so much to talk about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742852) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:17 PM Author: razzle-dazzle fishy personal credit line dilemma That's madness, my dudes usually can't even say how much the total is in English and after trying to pantomime or say it in Spanish just hand me the receipt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742939) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:49 PM Author: lascivious jap site Where do you order from? I may have to check them out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34744319) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:43 PM Author: Talking well-lubricated pistol wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35524010) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:16 PM Author: Purple cumskin school "Consistent with natural law, the UCMJ, and non-binding but guiding international treaty precedent, I refuse to follow that order and will not release those codes to you, sir."
{turning head from phone} "Did they include anchovies? Last time they forgot the anchovies." |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:38 PM Author: lascivious jap site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743164) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:24 PM Author: yapping den what if ur wondering where they are so you peek outside and see them coming 30 feet away and you are about to dart back inside but they have already seen you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743005) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:38 PM Author: lascivious jap site Jfc don't even joke about this. MODS.
Obviously, the correct answer is to never get into that situation. The food will come when it comes. Looking out the door either achieves nothing or puts you in the nightmare scenario. Resist the temptation to check, because the payoff matrix is all zero or negative. |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:28 PM Author: Honey-headed 180 Boltzmann god, i am so glad i am not this introverted and autistic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743050) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:29 PM Author: Silver racy theater giraffe "hi delivery guy-delivery person <3" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743062) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:30 PM Author: Honey-headed 180 Boltzmann hiiiiiii! how are you tonight? thank you so much for bringing me dinner! * gives $5 tip on $14 bill and draws a smiley face on the receipt* have a good night! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743071) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:15 PM Author: Insanely creepy spectacular mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#36659707) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:40 PM Author: lascivious jap site I really like it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743177) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 9:38 PM Author: Galvanic bawdyhouse double fault The government needs to sterilize you people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34744608) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:55 AM Author: lascivious jap site I assure you, Tinder already did it for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34747005) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 9:41 PM Author: Bateful Hyperventilating Police Squad Library So weird. Why do you need to talk to the delivery guy? Are you from a small town or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34744624) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM Author: lascivious jap site I don't, he wants to talk to me. I fucking hate the small talk.
From a small town, but don't currently live in one. |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 5:06 PM Author: lascivious jap site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35522503) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 5:14 PM Author: Snowy Adventurous Rehab just have a barking dog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35522545) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:38 PM Author: lascivious jap site This implies being a place-goer and thing-doer that walks his dog. LJL not falling for that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35523990) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:41 PM Author: electric orchid space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35524002) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:46 PM Author: carmine provocative parlor I was out on my balcony in shorts and T-shirt in 25 degree weather using hand signals to guide my delivery guy to my place today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35524019) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 10:17 PM Author: lascivious jap site lol what the fuck. how does he not have a smartphone with GPS? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35524554) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 3:04 AM Author: carmine provocative parlor I live in a huge soviet building that has like 3 addresses and. 8 entrances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35525629) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 9:45 AM Author: lascivious jap site wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35526092) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:57 AM Author: carmine provocative parlor velcum to yukraine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35526305) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 11:01 AM Author: geriatric sandwich karate this is why i don’t use uber or lyft, those fuckers always wanting to make small talk. i rent a car with executive aisle privileges where i can just scan the barcode and leave sight unseen.
even when i have to travel for work from my home, i rent a car at the airport the preceding evening and drive it to the airport so i don’t have to take ancab or uber. |
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Date: March 4th, 2018 11:20 PM Author: lascivious jap site On the app you can just leave it as a note to the driver that you're deaf. Really cuts down on smalltalk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35535969) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:10 PM Author: lascivious jap site Did this again today, avoided a very unnecessary conversation with somebody who definitely looked like a talker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#36659682) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:14 PM Author: ultramarine cuckold I always pack 3 bluetooth headsets and a pair of gaming headphones for this eventuality when travelinf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#36659701) |
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Date: March 7th, 2019 5:54 PM Author: lascivious jap site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#37894562) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:20 PM Author: lake university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#36659734) |
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Date: December 24th, 2019 6:50 PM Author: lascivious jap site Just did this with my headset on so I didn't have to chat with the guy who delivered Christmas Eve dinner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#39320395) |
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Date: December 24th, 2019 6:51 PM Author: mustard bearded alpha ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#39320400) |
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Date: February 28th, 2021 11:48 AM Author: lascivious jap site OP here and was just going through my "BY YOU."
This lifehack is now obsolete with distance delivery, thanks fraudvirus. |