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180 introvert lifehack: When delivery guy comes, pretend you have phone call
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Date: November 21st, 2017 5:48 PM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab *knock knock*
*pick up smart phone, put it to your ear*
(loudly) "Yeah, sorry, I have a delivery... one second..."
*opens door*
"Go ahead and cross-check against the 42-NXD database. I'll deploy a script in the . . ."
*as you drone on with made up bullshit the delivery guy wordlessly hands over bag and, if applicable, credit card slip for signing*
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Date: November 21st, 2017 5:49 PM Author: Yapping digit ratio *phone actually goes off* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742640) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 5:49 PM Author: Yellow house-broken queen of the night “Hold on, ive got someone on the other line” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742648) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 5:55 PM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742737) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 10:58 PM Author: Appetizing avocado jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34745279) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:45 AM Author: abnormal resort headpube lol at introverts thinking that quickly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34748051) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 11:42 AM Author: Contagious set dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35526434) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:13 PM Author: sooty church giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#36659699) |
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Date: February 28th, 2021 11:50 AM Author: abnormal resort headpube Lol at introverts thinking on their toes like that instead of just panicking and being awkward (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#42022705) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 5:58 PM Author: Exciting ebony theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742762) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:06 PM Author: Contagious set dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742834) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:06 PM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab A PRO introvert would have his phone off if he didn't feel like talking to anybody anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742835) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:08 PM Author: Exciting ebony theatre haha
but what about lack of light appearing on the side of your face? |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:10 PM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab What about it? Maybe my phone is setup so the screen turns off if I've been on a call for a bit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742871) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:12 PM Author: Exciting ebony theatre lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742885) |
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Date: March 4th, 2018 11:23 PM Author: hairless crackhouse What if the delivery guy acuses you of faking the call and asks to see the phone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35535977) |
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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:28 PM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab "Excuse me, I have to handle this delivery guy for a second... SIR. HOW DARE YOU." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35819424) |
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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:32 PM Author: concupiscible masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35819446) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:27 PM Author: pontificating cuckold toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743044) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 5:51 PM Author: mahogany razzle-dazzle library mood i have a good friend -- whenever i go to his place and we order delivery food, he wants me to make the phone call and answer the door. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742678) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:05 PM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab Fuck yeah, doing the call is awful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742830) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:18 PM Author: mahogany razzle-dazzle library mood i guess i win at something in life:
being able to make the phone call to order food from a delivery joint.
i think my friend is actually getting better. i can tell he listens to me and how i interact, and tries to adopt it, and he does it pretty well. |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:48 PM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab It's not the ability, more that it's a nuisance.
Like, as an in-house bro, I never have to check to make sure my defined terms are consistent, every defined term is used at least once, etc. I could do that shit if I had to, but one way or another I can push it down and even if I'm the one who fucks it up I'll just get a draft back with the polite "Just corrected a few nits!" You are the guy doing the defined term check for your friend. |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 9:57 AM Author: Lascivious shrine foreskin (Guy about to get Single White Femaled)
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:18 PM Author: Aquamarine Learning Disabled School Cafeteria Nowag Refuse to order anywhere that doesn't take online orders. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742947) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:40 PM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab Fucking CR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743181) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:26 PM Author: greedy chad I have a friend that does the same thing. When I did make him do it once, he got frustrated on the call and really butchered trying to place the order and we ended up with the wrong stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743038) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:46 PM Author: mahogany razzle-dazzle library mood lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743228) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:51 PM Author: Chrome razzmatazz sound barrier Who the hell calls for delivery anymore? No UberEats, Grubhub, or Caviar near you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34744329) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:47 AM Author: abnormal resort headpube stfu gook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34748070) |
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Date: February 28th, 2021 11:51 AM Author: abnormal resort headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#42022709) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 5:52 PM Author: carmine dashing stage marketing idea can't imagine being this weird irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742692) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:06 PM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab I really like it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742838) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 5:59 PM Author: Orange Mind-boggling Patrolman this isnt an introvert life hack, its a bizarre avoidance device by people that probably have debilitating social anxiety (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742766) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:01 PM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab I really like it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742775) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:01 PM Author: trip field preventive strike spin, ratfucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34745300) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:00 PM Author: olive irradiated genital piercing native This is perfect, I'm looking to cut out what little human interaction remains in my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742769) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:07 PM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab With patience and diligence, it can be done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742841) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:01 PM Author: Vengeful Bawdyhouse Police Squad lol at autism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742782) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:06 PM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab I really like it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742840) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:06 PM Author: sexy juggernaut Your delivery guys speak English? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742839) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:08 PM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab Maybe the delivery gods just have a sense of humor, but not only do they speak English, they just always thinks there's so much to talk about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742852) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:17 PM Author: sexy juggernaut That's madness, my dudes usually can't even say how much the total is in English and after trying to pantomime or say it in Spanish just hand me the receipt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34742939) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:49 PM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab Where do you order from? I may have to check them out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34744319) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:43 PM Author: brilliant unholy keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35524010) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:16 PM Author: Cobalt ceo "Consistent with natural law, the UCMJ, and non-binding but guiding international treaty precedent, I refuse to follow that order and will not release those codes to you, sir."
{turning head from phone} "Did they include anchovies? Last time they forgot the anchovies." |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:38 PM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743164) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:24 PM Author: Very tactful fiercely-loyal multi-billionaire what if ur wondering where they are so you peek outside and see them coming 30 feet away and you are about to dart back inside but they have already seen you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743005) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:38 PM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab Jfc don't even joke about this. MODS.
Obviously, the correct answer is to never get into that situation. The food will come when it comes. Looking out the door either achieves nothing or puts you in the nightmare scenario. Resist the temptation to check, because the payoff matrix is all zero or negative. |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:28 PM Author: passionate charcoal pit god, i am so glad i am not this introverted and autistic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743050) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:29 PM Author: Exciting ebony theatre "hi delivery guy-delivery person <3" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743062) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:30 PM Author: passionate charcoal pit hiiiiiii! how are you tonight? thank you so much for bringing me dinner! * gives $5 tip on $14 bill and draws a smiley face on the receipt* have a good night! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743071) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:15 PM Author: Yellow house-broken queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#36659707) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 6:40 PM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab I really like it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34743177) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 9:38 PM Author: costumed saffron coffee pot filthpig The government needs to sterilize you people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34744608) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:55 AM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab I assure you, Tinder already did it for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34747005) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 9:41 PM Author: Mewling stag film boltzmann So weird. Why do you need to talk to the delivery guy? Are you from a small town or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#34744624) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab I don't, he wants to talk to me. I fucking hate the small talk.
From a small town, but don't currently live in one. |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 5:06 PM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35522503) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 5:14 PM Author: Comical flatulent tanning salon just have a barking dog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35522545) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:38 PM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab This implies being a place-goer and thing-doer that walks his dog. LJL not falling for that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35523990) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:41 PM Author: cerebral demanding indian lodge indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35524002) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:46 PM Author: self-centered ape I was out on my balcony in shorts and T-shirt in 25 degree weather using hand signals to guide my delivery guy to my place today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35524019) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 10:17 PM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab lol what the fuck. how does he not have a smartphone with GPS? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35524554) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 3:04 AM Author: self-centered ape I live in a huge soviet building that has like 3 addresses and. 8 entrances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35525629) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 9:45 AM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35526092) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:57 AM Author: self-centered ape velcum to yukraine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35526305) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 11:01 AM Author: fragrant bespoke factory reset button this is why i don’t use uber or lyft, those fuckers always wanting to make small talk. i rent a car with executive aisle privileges where i can just scan the barcode and leave sight unseen.
even when i have to travel for work from my home, i rent a car at the airport the preceding evening and drive it to the airport so i don’t have to take ancab or uber. |
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Date: March 4th, 2018 11:20 PM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab On the app you can just leave it as a note to the driver that you're deaf. Really cuts down on smalltalk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#35535969) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:10 PM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab Did this again today, avoided a very unnecessary conversation with somebody who definitely looked like a talker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#36659682) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:14 PM Author: sooty church giraffe I always pack 3 bluetooth headsets and a pair of gaming headphones for this eventuality when travelinf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#36659701) |
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Date: March 7th, 2019 5:54 PM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#37894562) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:20 PM Author: Boyish Selfie Nursing Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#36659734) |
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Date: December 24th, 2019 6:50 PM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab Just did this with my headset on so I didn't have to chat with the guy who delivered Christmas Eve dinner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#39320395) |
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Date: December 24th, 2019 6:51 PM Author: mildly autistic halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805079&forum_id=2#39320400) |
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Date: February 28th, 2021 11:48 AM Author: Unhinged laughsome circlehead rehab OP here and was just going through my "BY YOU."
This lifehack is now obsolete with distance delivery, thanks fraudvirus. |