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Cooley Law FIRES BACK in lawsuit against ABA (rate this metaphor)
| Ungodly Stimulating Azn Church | 11/22/17 |
| big range goal in life | 11/22/17 |
| indecent cuckoldry | 11/22/17 |
| big range goal in life | 11/22/17 |
| glittery massive kitchen | 11/22/17 |
| big range goal in life | 11/22/17 |
| indecent cuckoldry | 11/22/17 |
| Multi-colored point famous landscape painting | 12/15/17 |
| Filthy Rambunctious Theatre | 12/15/17 |
| Gay university ratface | 12/15/17 |
| Charismatic locus hunting ground | 12/22/17 |
| crawly jade library | 12/22/17 |
| Citrine electric furnace | 06/14/18 |
| cerebral heaven | 11/02/18 |
| brass flatulent school | 11/22/17 |
| big range goal in life | 11/22/17 |
| Spectacular Lemon New Version Dilemma | 12/22/17 |
| Charismatic locus hunting ground | 11/22/17 |
| Ungodly Stimulating Azn Church | 11/22/17 |
| blathering sooty weed whacker business firm | 11/22/17 |
| lime gaped roast beef quadroon | 11/22/17 |
| Nighttime poppy mental disorder chad | 11/22/17 |
| cerebral heaven | 12/15/17 |
| buck-toothed international law enforcement agency | 11/22/17 |
| Offensive Hairraiser Queen Of The Night | 11/22/17 |
| exhilarant sadistic half-breed | 11/22/17 |
| transparent pistol mad cow disease | 12/22/17 |
| Odious Newt | 11/22/17 |
| Charismatic locus hunting ground | 11/22/17 |
| cerebral heaven | 11/22/17 |
| indecent cuckoldry | 11/22/17 |
| soggy cream office | 12/15/17 |
| Purple shrine trump supporter | 11/22/17 |
| Charismatic locus hunting ground | 11/22/17 |
| crawly jade library | 12/22/17 |
| Citrine electric furnace | 06/14/18 |
| Ungodly Stimulating Azn Church | 12/15/17 |
| Contagious Pea-brained Immigrant | 12/15/17 |
| Contagious Pea-brained Immigrant | 12/15/17 |
| Ungodly Stimulating Azn Church | 12/15/17 |
| Contagious Pea-brained Immigrant | 12/15/17 |
| Odious Newt | 12/15/17 |
| confused elastic band | 12/15/17 |
| insanely creepy site pervert | 12/22/17 |
| confused elastic band | 12/22/17 |
| Filthy Rambunctious Theatre | 12/15/17 |
| Ungodly Stimulating Azn Church | 12/22/17 |
| Odious Newt | 12/22/17 |
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| Big-titted greedy indirect expression piazza | 11/02/18 |
| Ungodly Stimulating Azn Church | 11/02/18 |
| Ungodly Stimulating Azn Church | 11/02/18 |
| Ungodly Stimulating Azn Church | 11/02/18 |
| Maroon Hominid | 11/02/18 |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 5:44 AM Author: Ungodly Stimulating Azn Church Background - The ABA made a finding that Cooley violated certain admissions requirements, Cooley filed for a TRO/PI against the ABA to prevent them from releasing the findings (which had already been released). http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800335&mc=6&forum_id=2
The ABA came back saying our findings were valid, etc. Cooley's reply brief compares the ABA to the proverbial cat pushing a cup off a table: "But like a cat who looks you in the eye while he pushes a cup off a table, [the] ABA decided to publish the decision anyway, and now claims that the injury it caused means the court will no longer be able to fashion Cooley a remedy..."
"Cooley’s median GPA is 2.90, and the median LSAT score is 141," Cooley's *median* LSAT score is in the FIFTEENTH percentile. You can score bottom quartile and then go style all over these retards |
Date: November 22nd, 2017 6:59 AM Author: big range goal in life ABA now filing a surreply arguing cats cannot talk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746604) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:21 AM Author: indecent cuckoldry See Signed Declaration of Mittens, paragraph 3. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746848) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:31 AM Author: big range goal in life Q. And what did you say when the car hit you, Mittens? A. Meow. Q. "Me ow." And that means it hurt you bad? Me: Object to the form. A. *Hsss* Q. "Yes," it hurt you bad. Now let's turn to your veterinarian fees.... |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:26 AM Author: glittery massive kitchen Severely underrated.
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:03 PM Author: big range goal in life BIZ IDEA hehe. TY. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749845) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:06 PM Author: indecent cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749893) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:55 PM Author: Multi-colored point famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930272) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:07 AM Author: Filthy Rambunctious Theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926172) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:08 AM Author: Gay university ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926177) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:22 AM Author: Charismatic locus hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983951) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:15 PM Author: crawly jade library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984419) |
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Date: June 14th, 2018 11:21 AM Author: Citrine electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#36244532) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:07 PM Author: cerebral heaven 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146068) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:23 PM Author: brass flatulent school [Pawing the ground for water] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750069) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:27 PM Author: big range goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750108) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:25 PM Author: Spectacular Lemon New Version Dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984500) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 7:11 AM Author: Charismatic locus hunting ground who gives a shit about admissions requirements? The ABA needs to grow some balls and start revoking accreditation based solely on the fact that these are TTT for profit diploma mills that leave students in crippling debt with low likelihood of even passing the bar and virtually no job prospects if they do. The AMA would never allow med schools like this to exists (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746622) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 7:17 AM Author: Ungodly Stimulating Azn Church whinging about "for profit" schools is a low IQ tell. Cooley, like the rest of its ilk, is a non-profit corporation. Non-profit is just a taxation choice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746633) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:24 AM Author: blathering sooty weed whacker business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746865) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM Author: lime gaped roast beef quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746886) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM Author: Nighttime poppy mental disorder chad It's "technically" a 501(c)(3) but yes otherwise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746884) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:48 AM Author: cerebral heaven fuck yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926028) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM Author: buck-toothed international law enforcement agency The TTT law schools fought Putin when he ordered them all closed too. That lasted about the 3 seconds it took the first dean to fall 17 stories. Bless ARE Czar cause in Russia the Cooley dean would have gone out a window already. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746883) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:14 PM Author: Offensive Hairraiser Queen Of The Night Your are becoming some sort of bizarro yakov smirnoff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749989) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:19 PM Author: exhilarant sadistic half-breed lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750033) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:21 AM Author: transparent pistol mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983939) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 9:26 AM Author: Odious Newt ""Cooley’s median GPA is 2.90, and the median LSAT score is 141 . . ."
This is still crazy to me. The LSAT is 100 questions, all A-E. 140 is about 40 questions right. A random guessing strategy would yield 20 "right" answers on average, and given the number of test takers a fair bit of variance, meaning that the median Cooley student only improved on a random guessing strategy by 20 questions. And half of them did worse than that. There must be at least a few who were, essentially, random guessers but got "lucky" and scored a 135 or so that they absolutely could not replicate.
Student loans have been a disaster. |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:30 AM Author: Charismatic locus hunting ground jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747925) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:05 PM Author: cerebral heaven Wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749873) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:09 PM Author: indecent cuckoldry Can you imagine pulling down a 12th percentile for an aptitude test and still applying? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749924) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:49 AM Author: soggy cream office Cooley rep: Um, excuse me, it's an ADMISSION TEST. Not an APTITUDE TEST. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926043) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 9:44 AM Author: Purple shrine trump supporter It would be helpful if lolschools taught their students how to practice law, but that would make too much sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747175) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:30 AM Author: Charismatic locus hunting ground WE DON'T OWE YOU A JOB, JUST AN EDUCATION! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747928) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:23 PM Author: crawly jade library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984488) |
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Date: June 14th, 2018 11:22 AM Author: Citrine electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#36244544) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:43 AM Author: Ungodly Stimulating Azn Church TRO DENIED. opening sentence: "This case concerns a law school’s attempt to prevent current and prospective students from having access to accurate information about its accreditation status." http://www.abajournal.com/files/Cooley_ABA_Dec_13.pdf |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:21 AM Author: Contagious Pea-brained Immigrant XO Judge Tarnow to Cooley: lube up faggots, this gonna hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926267) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:28 AM Author: Contagious Pea-brained Immigrant Cooley argues that it continues to suffer irreparable reputational harm because of the publication of the Letter. . . . The Court is unsympathetic to this argument. . . . Cooley’s argument ignores the reality that prospective students have already drawn conclusions about the School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926323) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:03 PM Author: Ungodly Stimulating Azn Church senior DCT judges write the best opinions because they aren't trying to impress anyone with SCHOLARSHIP and get straight to the point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34927013) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:40 PM Author: Contagious Pea-brained Immigrant Cr. And they are often ornery (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930201) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:09 PM Author: Odious Newt LJL @ the SHITCLERK failing to sanitize the Word Title doc out of the document, so we can see it's "Microsoft Word - Cooley Order Denying TRO.docx" at the top. Way to ruin the suspense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34927070) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 7:12 PM Author: confused elastic band this happens all the time on PACER filings. you can often see that biglaw briefs are in version 20 or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930375) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM Author: insanely creepy site pervert who doesnt create a new file for filign with the name followed by (Filing Version) or something? lame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984521) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:12 PM Author: confused elastic band if you print to PDF in a certain way it will wipe the metadata. a good para knows how to do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984862) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 2:17 PM Author: Filthy Rambunctious Theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34928038) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 10:59 AM Author: Ungodly Stimulating Azn Church “Nothing that I could say about Thomas Cooley will lower their reputation further than their decision to enroll over 140 students with LSAT scores in the 130s in 2017. I’m not the one who determined that their admission practices violate accreditation standards, the ABA did. Thomas Cooley preys on the dreams of people who don’t realize how unlikely it is that they will be able to succeed in the legal profession.”
http://www.thefacultylounge.org/2017/12/the-2017-bottom-10-law-schools-in-the-country.html
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:08 AM Author: Odious Newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983839) |
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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:17 AM Author: Ungodly Stimulating Azn Church Kirbymo favorite Arizona Summit is jumpoing in the ring
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/arizona_summit_sues_aba_3rd_for-profit_infilaw_school_to_do_so/?utm_source=maestro&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=weekly_email |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:10 PM Author: Big-titted greedy indirect expression piazza https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona-education/2018/10/25/arizona-summit-law-school-details-plans-close-its-doors/1763964002/
They're apparently giving up their fight against the ABA. |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:11 PM Author: Ungodly Stimulating Azn Church jfc TWENTY TWO remaining students
how desperate do you have to be to accept admission at a clearly failing school like that |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:04 PM Author: Ungodly Stimulating Azn Church Cooley drops the lawsuit - with a twist!
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/now_reportedly_in_compliance_with_admissions_standard_cooley_law_drops_suit/?utm_source=maestro&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=weekly_email |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:06 PM Author: Ungodly Stimulating Azn Church just let these two sentences rattle around in your brain:
"Out of the 352 Cooley Law graduates in 2017, 108 had full-time, long-term jobs that require bar passage, according to the school’s employment summary. Its website states that annual full-time tuition is $50,750." |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:43 PM Author: Maroon Hominid The administrators of that school should be stripped of everything they own and imprisoned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146301) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:13 PM Author: Laughsome fluffy bawdyhouse Sounds like it's written by a "man" who loves cats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146113) |