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Cooley Law FIRES BACK in lawsuit against ABA (rate this metaphor)
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 5:44 AM Author: Dark Appetizing Shrine Background - The ABA made a finding that Cooley violated certain admissions requirements, Cooley filed for a TRO/PI against the ABA to prevent them from releasing the findings (which had already been released). http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800335&mc=6&forum_id=2
The ABA came back saying our findings were valid, etc. Cooley's reply brief compares the ABA to the proverbial cat pushing a cup off a table: "But like a cat who looks you in the eye while he pushes a cup off a table, [the] ABA decided to publish the decision anyway, and now claims that the injury it caused means the court will no longer be able to fashion Cooley a remedy..."
"Cooley’s median GPA is 2.90, and the median LSAT score is 141," Cooley's *median* LSAT score is in the FIFTEENTH percentile. You can score bottom quartile and then go style all over these retards |
Date: November 22nd, 2017 6:59 AM Author: Mildly autistic bisexual water buffalo ladyboy ABA now filing a surreply arguing cats cannot talk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746604) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:21 AM Author: narrow-minded ceo See Signed Declaration of Mittens, paragraph 3. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746848) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:31 AM Author: Mildly autistic bisexual water buffalo ladyboy Q. And what did you say when the car hit you, Mittens? A. Meow. Q. "Me ow." And that means it hurt you bad? Me: Object to the form. A. *Hsss* Q. "Yes," it hurt you bad. Now let's turn to your veterinarian fees.... |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:26 AM Author: disrespectful khaki wagecucks degenerate Severely underrated.
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:03 PM Author: Mildly autistic bisexual water buffalo ladyboy BIZ IDEA hehe. TY. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749845) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:06 PM Author: narrow-minded ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749893) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:55 PM Author: swashbuckling range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930272) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:07 AM Author: electric arrogant incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926172) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:08 AM Author: Learning disabled gaping hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926177) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:22 AM Author: High-end messiness theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983951) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:15 PM Author: Cracking mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984419) |
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Date: June 14th, 2018 11:21 AM Author: Supple Fuchsia Queen Of The Night Church Building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#36244532) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:07 PM Author: Apoplectic theater stage athletic conference 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146068) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:23 PM Author: Haunting stage pisswyrm [Pawing the ground for water] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750069) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:27 PM Author: Mildly autistic bisexual water buffalo ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750108) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:25 PM Author: Cordovan pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984500) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 7:11 AM Author: High-end messiness theatre who gives a shit about admissions requirements? The ABA needs to grow some balls and start revoking accreditation based solely on the fact that these are TTT for profit diploma mills that leave students in crippling debt with low likelihood of even passing the bar and virtually no job prospects if they do. The AMA would never allow med schools like this to exists (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746622) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 7:17 AM Author: Dark Appetizing Shrine whinging about "for profit" schools is a low IQ tell. Cooley, like the rest of its ilk, is a non-profit corporation. Non-profit is just a taxation choice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746633) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:24 AM Author: Fragrant abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746865) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM Author: glittery pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746886) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM Author: boyish sapphire space It's "technically" a 501(c)(3) but yes otherwise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746884) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:48 AM Author: Apoplectic theater stage athletic conference fuck yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926028) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM Author: Marvelous red fanboi goal in life The TTT law schools fought Putin when he ordered them all closed too. That lasted about the 3 seconds it took the first dean to fall 17 stories. Bless ARE Czar cause in Russia the Cooley dean would have gone out a window already. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746883) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:14 PM Author: Pale boltzmann business firm Your are becoming some sort of bizarro yakov smirnoff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749989) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:19 PM Author: Hairraiser Site lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750033) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:21 AM Author: provocative rambunctious forum national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983939) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 9:26 AM Author: bateful place of business hominid ""Cooley’s median GPA is 2.90, and the median LSAT score is 141 . . ."
This is still crazy to me. The LSAT is 100 questions, all A-E. 140 is about 40 questions right. A random guessing strategy would yield 20 "right" answers on average, and given the number of test takers a fair bit of variance, meaning that the median Cooley student only improved on a random guessing strategy by 20 questions. And half of them did worse than that. There must be at least a few who were, essentially, random guessers but got "lucky" and scored a 135 or so that they absolutely could not replicate.
Student loans have been a disaster. |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:30 AM Author: High-end messiness theatre jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747925) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:05 PM Author: Apoplectic theater stage athletic conference Wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749873) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:09 PM Author: narrow-minded ceo Can you imagine pulling down a 12th percentile for an aptitude test and still applying? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749924) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:49 AM Author: iridescent resort main people Cooley rep: Um, excuse me, it's an ADMISSION TEST. Not an APTITUDE TEST. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926043) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 9:44 AM Author: translucent cruise ship It would be helpful if lolschools taught their students how to practice law, but that would make too much sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747175) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:30 AM Author: High-end messiness theatre WE DON'T OWE YOU A JOB, JUST AN EDUCATION! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747928) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:23 PM Author: Cracking mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984488) |
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Date: June 14th, 2018 11:22 AM Author: Supple Fuchsia Queen Of The Night Church Building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#36244544) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:43 AM Author: Dark Appetizing Shrine TRO DENIED. opening sentence: "This case concerns a law school’s attempt to prevent current and prospective students from having access to accurate information about its accreditation status." http://www.abajournal.com/files/Cooley_ABA_Dec_13.pdf |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:21 AM Author: Exhilarant idiotic travel guidebook XO Judge Tarnow to Cooley: lube up faggots, this gonna hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926267) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:28 AM Author: Exhilarant idiotic travel guidebook Cooley argues that it continues to suffer irreparable reputational harm because of the publication of the Letter. . . . The Court is unsympathetic to this argument. . . . Cooley’s argument ignores the reality that prospective students have already drawn conclusions about the School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926323) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:03 PM Author: Dark Appetizing Shrine senior DCT judges write the best opinions because they aren't trying to impress anyone with SCHOLARSHIP and get straight to the point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34927013) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:40 PM Author: Exhilarant idiotic travel guidebook Cr. And they are often ornery (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930201) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:09 PM Author: bateful place of business hominid LJL @ the SHITCLERK failing to sanitize the Word Title doc out of the document, so we can see it's "Microsoft Word - Cooley Order Denying TRO.docx" at the top. Way to ruin the suspense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34927070) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 7:12 PM Author: Big Maize Juggernaut this happens all the time on PACER filings. you can often see that biglaw briefs are in version 20 or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930375) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM Author: Onyx indirect expression prole who doesnt create a new file for filign with the name followed by (Filing Version) or something? lame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984521) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:12 PM Author: Big Maize Juggernaut if you print to PDF in a certain way it will wipe the metadata. a good para knows how to do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984862) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 2:17 PM Author: electric arrogant incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34928038) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 10:59 AM Author: Dark Appetizing Shrine “Nothing that I could say about Thomas Cooley will lower their reputation further than their decision to enroll over 140 students with LSAT scores in the 130s in 2017. I’m not the one who determined that their admission practices violate accreditation standards, the ABA did. Thomas Cooley preys on the dreams of people who don’t realize how unlikely it is that they will be able to succeed in the legal profession.”
http://www.thefacultylounge.org/2017/12/the-2017-bottom-10-law-schools-in-the-country.html
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:08 AM Author: bateful place of business hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983839) |
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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:17 AM Author: Dark Appetizing Shrine Kirbymo favorite Arizona Summit is jumpoing in the ring
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/arizona_summit_sues_aba_3rd_for-profit_infilaw_school_to_do_so/?utm_source=maestro&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=weekly_email |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:10 PM Author: Grizzly point https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona-education/2018/10/25/arizona-summit-law-school-details-plans-close-its-doors/1763964002/
They're apparently giving up their fight against the ABA. |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:11 PM Author: Dark Appetizing Shrine jfc TWENTY TWO remaining students
how desperate do you have to be to accept admission at a clearly failing school like that |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:04 PM Author: Dark Appetizing Shrine Cooley drops the lawsuit - with a twist!
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/now_reportedly_in_compliance_with_admissions_standard_cooley_law_drops_suit/?utm_source=maestro&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=weekly_email |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:06 PM Author: Dark Appetizing Shrine just let these two sentences rattle around in your brain:
"Out of the 352 Cooley Law graduates in 2017, 108 had full-time, long-term jobs that require bar passage, according to the school’s employment summary. Its website states that annual full-time tuition is $50,750." |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:43 PM Author: Vivacious cruel-hearted dilemma The administrators of that school should be stripped of everything they own and imprisoned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146301) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:13 PM Author: Swollen razzle-dazzle tattoo Sounds like it's written by a "man" who loves cats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146113) |