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Cooley Law FIRES BACK in lawsuit against ABA (rate this metaphor)

Background - The ABA made a finding that Cooley violated cer...
Carmine Public Bath
  11/22/17
ABA now filing a surreply arguing cats cannot talk.
concupiscible roast beef parlour
  11/22/17
See Signed Declaration of Mittens, paragraph 3.
underhanded box office
  11/22/17
Q. And what did you say when the car hit you, Mittens? A. M...
concupiscible roast beef parlour
  11/22/17
Severely underrated. 180
exciting copper principal's office
  11/22/17
BIZ IDEA hehe. TY.
concupiscible roast beef parlour
  11/22/17
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underhanded box office
  11/22/17
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disgusting glittery pit sweet tailpipe
  12/15/17
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alcoholic resort
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Cracking faggot firefighter pervert
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comical immigrant
  12/22/17
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ruby vigorous rehab degenerate
  12/22/17
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Vivacious claret cruise ship
  06/14/18
180
lilac multi-colored striped hyena half-breed
  11/02/18
[Pawing the ground for water]
flickering milk hominid
  11/22/17
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concupiscible roast beef parlour
  11/22/17
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Bright sickened school cafeteria
  12/22/17
who gives a shit about admissions requirements? The ABA need...
comical immigrant
  11/22/17
whinging about "for profit" schools is a low IQ te...
Carmine Public Bath
  11/22/17
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cerebral slate stock car stag film
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Geriatric Macaca
  11/22/17
It's "technically" a 501(c)(3) but yes otherwise.
nudist stage
  11/22/17
fuck yeah
lilac multi-colored striped hyena half-breed
  12/15/17
The TTT law schools fought Putin when he ordered them all cl...
ocher hall
  11/22/17
Your are becoming some sort of bizarro yakov smirnoff.
fighting navy goal in life
  11/22/17
lol
dashing abode antidepressant drug
  11/22/17
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grizzly space mood
  12/22/17
""Cooley’s median GPA is 2.90, and the median LSAT...
Provocative Nofapping Base
  11/22/17
jfc
comical immigrant
  11/22/17
Wow
lilac multi-colored striped hyena half-breed
  11/22/17
Can you imagine pulling down a 12th percentile for an aptitu...
underhanded box office
  11/22/17
Cooley rep: Um, excuse me, it's an ADMISSION TEST. Not an AP...
medicated violent menage
  12/15/17
It would be helpful if lolschools taught their students how ...
Racy gaping
  11/22/17
WE DON'T OWE YOU A JOB, JUST AN EDUCATION!
comical immigrant
  11/22/17
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ruby vigorous rehab degenerate
  12/22/17
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Vivacious claret cruise ship
  06/14/18
TRO DENIED. opening sentence: "This case concerns a law...
Carmine Public Bath
  12/15/17
XO Judge Tarnow to Cooley: lube up faggots, this gonna hurt
lemon idiotic hairy legs round eye
  12/15/17
Cooley argues that it continues to suffer irreparable reputa...
lemon idiotic hairy legs round eye
  12/15/17
senior DCT judges write the best opinions because they aren'...
Carmine Public Bath
  12/15/17
Cr. And they are often ornery
lemon idiotic hairy legs round eye
  12/15/17
LJL @ the SHITCLERK failing to sanitize the Word Title doc o...
Provocative Nofapping Base
  12/15/17
this happens all the time on PACER filings. you can often s...
flushed sadistic theater stage
  12/15/17
who doesnt create a new file for filign with the name follow...
Spectacular ticket booth becky
  12/22/17
if you print to PDF in a certain way it will wipe the metada...
flushed sadistic theater stage
  12/22/17
...
alcoholic resort
  12/15/17
“Nothing that I could say about Thomas Cooley will lower the...
Carmine Public Bath
  12/22/17
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Provocative Nofapping Base
  12/22/17
Kirbymo favorite Arizona Summit is jumpoing in the ring h...
Carmine Public Bath
  05/25/18
https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona-education...
Electric Plum Fanboi
  11/02/18
jfc TWENTY TWO remaining students how desperate do you ha...
Carmine Public Bath
  11/02/18
Cooley drops the lawsuit - with a twist! http://www.abaj...
Carmine Public Bath
  11/02/18
just let these two sentences rattle around in your brain: ...
Carmine Public Bath
  11/02/18
The administrators of that school should be stripped of ever...
Charismatic school philosopher-king
  11/02/18
Sounds like it's written by a "man" who loves cats...
slippery piazza
  11/02/18


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Date: November 22nd, 2017 5:44 AM
Author: Carmine Public Bath

Background - The ABA made a finding that Cooley violated certain admissions requirements, Cooley filed for a TRO/PI against the ABA to prevent them from releasing the findings (which had already been released). http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800335&mc=6&forum_id=2

The ABA came back saying our findings were valid, etc. Cooley's reply brief compares the ABA to the proverbial cat pushing a cup off a table: "But like a cat who looks you in the eye while he pushes a cup off a table, [the] ABA decided to publish the decision anyway, and now claims that the injury it caused means the court will no longer be able to fashion Cooley a remedy..."

"Cooley’s median GPA is 2.90, and the median LSAT score is 141,"

Cooley's *median* LSAT score is in the FIFTEENTH percentile. You can score bottom quartile and then go style all over these retards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746535)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 6:59 AM
Author: concupiscible roast beef parlour

ABA now filing a surreply arguing cats cannot talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746604)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:21 AM
Author: underhanded box office

See Signed Declaration of Mittens, paragraph 3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746848)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: concupiscible roast beef parlour

Q. And what did you say when the car hit you, Mittens?

A. Meow.

Q. "Me ow." And that means it hurt you bad?

Me: Object to the form.

A. *Hsss*

Q. "Yes," it hurt you bad. Now let's turn to your veterinarian fees....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746900)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: exciting copper principal's office

Severely underrated.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747890)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:03 PM
Author: concupiscible roast beef parlour

BIZ IDEA hehe. TY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749845)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:06 PM
Author: underhanded box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749893)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:55 PM
Author: disgusting glittery pit sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930272)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: alcoholic resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926172)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:08 AM
Author: Cracking faggot firefighter pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926177)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: comical immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983951)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: ruby vigorous rehab degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984419)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Vivacious claret cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#36244532)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: lilac multi-colored striped hyena half-breed

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146068)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: flickering milk hominid

[Pawing the ground for water]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750069)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: concupiscible roast beef parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750108)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Bright sickened school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984500)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 7:11 AM
Author: comical immigrant

who gives a shit about admissions requirements? The ABA needs to grow some balls and start revoking accreditation based solely on the fact that these are TTT for profit diploma mills that leave students in crippling debt with low likelihood of even passing the bar and virtually no job prospects if they do. The AMA would never allow med schools like this to exists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746622)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 7:17 AM
Author: Carmine Public Bath

whinging about "for profit" schools is a low IQ tell. Cooley, like the rest of its ilk, is a non-profit corporation. Non-profit is just a taxation choice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746633)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: cerebral slate stock car stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746865)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: Geriatric Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746886)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: nudist stage

It's "technically" a 501(c)(3) but yes otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746884)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: lilac multi-colored striped hyena half-breed

fuck yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926028)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: ocher hall

The TTT law schools fought Putin when he ordered them all closed too. That lasted about the 3 seconds it took the first dean to fall 17 stories. Bless ARE Czar cause in Russia the Cooley dean would have gone out a window already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746883)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: fighting navy goal in life

Your are becoming some sort of bizarro yakov smirnoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749989)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: dashing abode antidepressant drug

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750033)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: grizzly space mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983939)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Provocative Nofapping Base

""Cooley’s median GPA is 2.90, and the median LSAT score is 141 . . ."

This is still crazy to me. The LSAT is 100 questions, all A-E. 140 is about 40 questions right. A random guessing strategy would yield 20 "right" answers on average, and given the number of test takers a fair bit of variance, meaning that the median Cooley student only improved on a random guessing strategy by 20 questions. And half of them did worse than that. There must be at least a few who were, essentially, random guessers but got "lucky" and scored a 135 or so that they absolutely could not replicate.

Student loans have been a disaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: comical immigrant

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747925)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: lilac multi-colored striped hyena half-breed

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749873)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: underhanded box office

Can you imagine pulling down a 12th percentile for an aptitude test and still applying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749924)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: medicated violent menage

Cooley rep: Um, excuse me, it's an ADMISSION TEST. Not an APTITUDE TEST.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926043)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 9:44 AM
Author: Racy gaping

It would be helpful if lolschools taught their students how to practice law, but that would make too much sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747175)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: comical immigrant

WE DON'T OWE YOU A JOB, JUST AN EDUCATION!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747928)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: ruby vigorous rehab degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984488)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Vivacious claret cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#36244544)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: Carmine Public Bath

TRO DENIED. opening sentence: "This case concerns a law school’s attempt to prevent current and prospective students from having access to accurate information about its accreditation status."

http://www.abajournal.com/files/Cooley_ABA_Dec_13.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34925982)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: lemon idiotic hairy legs round eye

XO Judge Tarnow to Cooley: lube up faggots, this gonna hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926267)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: lemon idiotic hairy legs round eye

Cooley argues that it continues to suffer irreparable reputational harm because of the publication of the Letter. . . . The Court is unsympathetic to this argument. . . . Cooley’s argument ignores the reality that prospective students have already drawn conclusions about the School

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926323)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Carmine Public Bath

senior DCT judges write the best opinions because they aren't trying to impress anyone with SCHOLARSHIP and get straight to the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34927013)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: lemon idiotic hairy legs round eye

Cr. And they are often ornery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930201)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: Provocative Nofapping Base

LJL @ the SHITCLERK failing to sanitize the Word Title doc out of the document, so we can see it's "Microsoft Word - Cooley Order Denying TRO.docx" at the top. Way to ruin the suspense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34927070)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: flushed sadistic theater stage

this happens all the time on PACER filings. you can often see that biglaw briefs are in version 20 or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930375)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Spectacular ticket booth becky

who doesnt create a new file for filign with the name followed by (Filing Version) or something? lame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984521)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:12 PM
Author: flushed sadistic theater stage

if you print to PDF in a certain way it will wipe the metadata. a good para knows how to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984862)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 2:17 PM
Author: alcoholic resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34928038)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Carmine Public Bath

“Nothing that I could say about Thomas Cooley will lower their reputation further than their decision to enroll over 140 students with LSAT scores in the 130s in 2017. I’m not the one who determined that their admission practices violate accreditation standards, the ABA did. Thomas Cooley preys on the dreams of people who don’t realize how unlikely it is that they will be able to succeed in the legal profession.”

http://www.thefacultylounge.org/2017/12/the-2017-bottom-10-law-schools-in-the-country.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983792)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: Provocative Nofapping Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983839)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:17 AM
Author: Carmine Public Bath

Kirbymo favorite Arizona Summit is jumpoing in the ring

http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/arizona_summit_sues_aba_3rd_for-profit_infilaw_school_to_do_so/?utm_source=maestro&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=weekly_email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#36124843)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Electric Plum Fanboi

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona-education/2018/10/25/arizona-summit-law-school-details-plans-close-its-doors/1763964002/

They're apparently giving up their fight against the ABA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146092)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Carmine Public Bath

jfc TWENTY TWO remaining students

how desperate do you have to be to accept admission at a clearly failing school like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146103)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Carmine Public Bath

Cooley drops the lawsuit - with a twist!

http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/now_reportedly_in_compliance_with_admissions_standard_cooley_law_drops_suit/?utm_source=maestro&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=weekly_email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146041)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: Carmine Public Bath

just let these two sentences rattle around in your brain:

"Out of the 352 Cooley Law graduates in 2017, 108 had full-time, long-term jobs that require bar passage, according to the school’s employment summary. Its website states that annual full-time tuition is $50,750."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146062)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: Charismatic school philosopher-king

The administrators of that school should be stripped of everything they own and imprisoned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146301)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: slippery piazza

Sounds like it's written by a "man" who loves cats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146113)