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Cooley Law FIRES BACK in lawsuit against ABA (rate this metaphor)

Background - The ABA made a finding that Cooley violated cer...
High-end Adulterous Lay
  11/22/17
ABA now filing a surreply arguing cats cannot talk.
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  11/22/17
See Signed Declaration of Mittens, paragraph 3.
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  12/22/17
who gives a shit about admissions requirements? The ABA need...
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whinging about "for profit" schools is a low IQ te...
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  11/22/17
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It's "technically" a 501(c)(3) but yes otherwise.
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  11/22/17
fuck yeah
Ruddy regret
  12/15/17
The TTT law schools fought Putin when he ordered them all cl...
heady pit turdskin
  11/22/17
Your are becoming some sort of bizarro yakov smirnoff.
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""Cooley’s median GPA is 2.90, and the median LSAT...
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  11/22/17
jfc
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  11/22/17
Wow
Ruddy regret
  11/22/17
Can you imagine pulling down a 12th percentile for an aptitu...
embarrassed to the bone coffee pot quadroon
  11/22/17
Cooley rep: Um, excuse me, it's an ADMISSION TEST. Not an AP...
Vibrant Maroon Shitlib
  12/15/17
It would be helpful if lolschools taught their students how ...
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  11/22/17
WE DON'T OWE YOU A JOB, JUST AN EDUCATION!
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TRO DENIED. opening sentence: "This case concerns a law...
High-end Adulterous Lay
  12/15/17
XO Judge Tarnow to Cooley: lube up faggots, this gonna hurt
180 gold state digit ratio
  12/15/17
Cooley argues that it continues to suffer irreparable reputa...
180 gold state digit ratio
  12/15/17
senior DCT judges write the best opinions because they aren'...
High-end Adulterous Lay
  12/15/17
Cr. And they are often ornery
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LJL @ the SHITCLERK failing to sanitize the Word Title doc o...
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this happens all the time on PACER filings. you can often s...
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who doesnt create a new file for filign with the name follow...
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“Nothing that I could say about Thomas Cooley will lower the...
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  05/25/18
https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona-education...
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  11/02/18
jfc TWENTY TWO remaining students how desperate do you ha...
High-end Adulterous Lay
  11/02/18
Cooley drops the lawsuit - with a twist! http://www.abaj...
High-end Adulterous Lay
  11/02/18
just let these two sentences rattle around in your brain: ...
High-end Adulterous Lay
  11/02/18
The administrators of that school should be stripped of ever...
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 5:44 AM
Author: High-end Adulterous Lay

Background - The ABA made a finding that Cooley violated certain admissions requirements, Cooley filed for a TRO/PI against the ABA to prevent them from releasing the findings (which had already been released). http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3800335&mc=6&forum_id=2

The ABA came back saying our findings were valid, etc. Cooley's reply brief compares the ABA to the proverbial cat pushing a cup off a table: "But like a cat who looks you in the eye while he pushes a cup off a table, [the] ABA decided to publish the decision anyway, and now claims that the injury it caused means the court will no longer be able to fashion Cooley a remedy..."

"Cooley’s median GPA is 2.90, and the median LSAT score is 141,"

Cooley's *median* LSAT score is in the FIFTEENTH percentile. You can score bottom quartile and then go style all over these retards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746535)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 6:59 AM
Author: tan exciting kitty cat tattoo

ABA now filing a surreply arguing cats cannot talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746604)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:21 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone coffee pot quadroon

See Signed Declaration of Mittens, paragraph 3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746848)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: tan exciting kitty cat tattoo

Q. And what did you say when the car hit you, Mittens?

A. Meow.

Q. "Me ow." And that means it hurt you bad?

Me: Object to the form.

A. *Hsss*

Q. "Yes," it hurt you bad. Now let's turn to your veterinarian fees....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746900)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: Amber Theater

Severely underrated.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747890)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:03 PM
Author: tan exciting kitty cat tattoo

BIZ IDEA hehe. TY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749845)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:06 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone coffee pot quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749893)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:55 PM
Author: Diverse elite area community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930272)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: Alcoholic fragrant university messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926172)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:08 AM
Author: Spectacular Ticket Booth Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926177)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: concupiscible navy double fault useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983951)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: gay drunken field



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Date: June 14th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: autistic irradiated menage



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Ruddy regret

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146068)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: ivory toilet seat

[Pawing the ground for water]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750069)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: tan exciting kitty cat tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750108)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Weed Whacker Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984500)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 7:11 AM
Author: concupiscible navy double fault useless brakes

who gives a shit about admissions requirements? The ABA needs to grow some balls and start revoking accreditation based solely on the fact that these are TTT for profit diploma mills that leave students in crippling debt with low likelihood of even passing the bar and virtually no job prospects if they do. The AMA would never allow med schools like this to exists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746622)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 7:17 AM
Author: High-end Adulterous Lay

whinging about "for profit" schools is a low IQ tell. Cooley, like the rest of its ilk, is a non-profit corporation. Non-profit is just a taxation choice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746633)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: rambunctious trip psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746865)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: Vengeful Poppy Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746886)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: Pontificating cerise theater stage ceo

It's "technically" a 501(c)(3) but yes otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746884)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: Ruddy regret

fuck yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926028)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: heady pit turdskin

The TTT law schools fought Putin when he ordered them all closed too. That lasted about the 3 seconds it took the first dean to fall 17 stories. Bless ARE Czar cause in Russia the Cooley dean would have gone out a window already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34746883)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: Aggressive slimy cruise ship cuckold

Your are becoming some sort of bizarro yakov smirnoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749989)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Honey-headed Goyim Location

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34750033)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: Wonderful hissy fit bbw



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: green ratface kitchen

""Cooley’s median GPA is 2.90, and the median LSAT score is 141 . . ."

This is still crazy to me. The LSAT is 100 questions, all A-E. 140 is about 40 questions right. A random guessing strategy would yield 20 "right" answers on average, and given the number of test takers a fair bit of variance, meaning that the median Cooley student only improved on a random guessing strategy by 20 questions. And half of them did worse than that. There must be at least a few who were, essentially, random guessers but got "lucky" and scored a 135 or so that they absolutely could not replicate.

Student loans have been a disaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: concupiscible navy double fault useless brakes

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747925)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Ruddy regret

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749873)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone coffee pot quadroon

Can you imagine pulling down a 12th percentile for an aptitude test and still applying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34749924)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: Vibrant Maroon Shitlib

Cooley rep: Um, excuse me, it's an ADMISSION TEST. Not an APTITUDE TEST.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926043)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 9:44 AM
Author: crystalline nursing home

It would be helpful if lolschools taught their students how to practice law, but that would make too much sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747175)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: concupiscible navy double fault useless brakes

WE DON'T OWE YOU A JOB, JUST AN EDUCATION!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34747928)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: gay drunken field



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Date: June 14th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: autistic irradiated menage



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Date: December 15th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: High-end Adulterous Lay

TRO DENIED. opening sentence: "This case concerns a law school’s attempt to prevent current and prospective students from having access to accurate information about its accreditation status."

http://www.abajournal.com/files/Cooley_ABA_Dec_13.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34925982)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: 180 gold state digit ratio

XO Judge Tarnow to Cooley: lube up faggots, this gonna hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926267)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: 180 gold state digit ratio

Cooley argues that it continues to suffer irreparable reputational harm because of the publication of the Letter. . . . The Court is unsympathetic to this argument. . . . Cooley’s argument ignores the reality that prospective students have already drawn conclusions about the School

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34926323)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: High-end Adulterous Lay

senior DCT judges write the best opinions because they aren't trying to impress anyone with SCHOLARSHIP and get straight to the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34927013)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: 180 gold state digit ratio

Cr. And they are often ornery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930201)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: green ratface kitchen

LJL @ the SHITCLERK failing to sanitize the Word Title doc out of the document, so we can see it's "Microsoft Word - Cooley Order Denying TRO.docx" at the top. Way to ruin the suspense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34927070)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz factory reset button fat ankles

this happens all the time on PACER filings. you can often see that biglaw briefs are in version 20 or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34930375)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Vivacious Twisted School Cafeteria Associate

who doesnt create a new file for filign with the name followed by (Filing Version) or something? lame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984521)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz factory reset button fat ankles

if you print to PDF in a certain way it will wipe the metadata. a good para knows how to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34984862)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 2:17 PM
Author: Alcoholic fragrant university messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34928038)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: High-end Adulterous Lay

“Nothing that I could say about Thomas Cooley will lower their reputation further than their decision to enroll over 140 students with LSAT scores in the 130s in 2017. I’m not the one who determined that their admission practices violate accreditation standards, the ABA did. Thomas Cooley preys on the dreams of people who don’t realize how unlikely it is that they will be able to succeed in the legal profession.”

http://www.thefacultylounge.org/2017/12/the-2017-bottom-10-law-schools-in-the-country.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983792)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: green ratface kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#34983839)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:17 AM
Author: High-end Adulterous Lay

Kirbymo favorite Arizona Summit is jumpoing in the ring

http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/arizona_summit_sues_aba_3rd_for-profit_infilaw_school_to_do_so/?utm_source=maestro&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=weekly_email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#36124843)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: topaz market multi-billionaire

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona-education/2018/10/25/arizona-summit-law-school-details-plans-close-its-doors/1763964002/

They're apparently giving up their fight against the ABA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146092)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: High-end Adulterous Lay

jfc TWENTY TWO remaining students

how desperate do you have to be to accept admission at a clearly failing school like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146103)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: High-end Adulterous Lay

Cooley drops the lawsuit - with a twist!

http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/now_reportedly_in_compliance_with_admissions_standard_cooley_law_drops_suit/?utm_source=maestro&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=weekly_email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146041)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: High-end Adulterous Lay

just let these two sentences rattle around in your brain:

"Out of the 352 Cooley Law graduates in 2017, 108 had full-time, long-term jobs that require bar passage, according to the school’s employment summary. Its website states that annual full-time tuition is $50,750."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146062)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: beady-eyed casino

The administrators of that school should be stripped of everything they own and imprisoned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146301)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: fuchsia principal's office organic girlfriend

Sounds like it's written by a "man" who loves cats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805573&forum_id=2#37146113)