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Hypo: you find a dead body in the woods with 10k in cash

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities ...
up-to-no-good haunting lay
  11/22/17
"But where will I get.."
Tantric gaping
  11/22/17
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Buck-toothed Slippery School Foreskin
  11/22/17
Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods n...
Bat Shit Crazy Maize National Headpube
  11/22/17
Cop might make you a $uspect
up-to-no-good haunting lay
  11/22/17
I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying any...
Bat Shit Crazy Maize National Headpube
  11/22/17
I take the cash and report nothing.
Cerise Nighttime Twinkling Uncleanness
  11/22/17
lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking ...
lime church
  11/22/17
cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.
passionate bipolar deer antler pit
  11/22/17
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Yapping peach filthpig
  11/22/17
Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing
Nubile hospital
  11/22/17
This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks
purple internal respiration
  11/22/17
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Pearly Stage
  11/22/17
I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.
Salmon cuck plaza
  11/22/17
(rudolph)
Bat Shit Crazy Maize National Headpube
  11/22/17
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onyx razzle-dazzle cumskin round eye
  11/22/17
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passionate bipolar deer antler pit
  11/22/17
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Nubile hospital
  11/22/17
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balding church building
  11/22/17
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violet swashbuckling station
  11/22/17
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Nubile hospital
  11/22/17
why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash?...
federal opaque center
  11/22/17
Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked
up-to-no-good haunting lay
  11/22/17
(guy jerking off on dead boeis
federal opaque center
  11/22/17
(23andme customer)
passionate bipolar deer antler pit
  11/22/17
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useless internet-worthy bawdyhouse mad cow disease
  11/22/17
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infuriating alcoholic voyeur
  11/22/17
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violet swashbuckling station
  11/22/17
I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backsc...
trip brindle property
  11/22/17
I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not tou...
apoplectic cruise ship
  11/22/17
(money haver)
Frozen electric rigor new version
  11/22/17
where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?
saffron charismatic puppy
  11/22/17
cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover i...
federal opaque center
  11/22/17
Front shirt pocket sticking out
up-to-no-good haunting lay
  11/22/17
do I have clothes on
Flickering People Who Are Hurt Degenerate
  11/22/17
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tan friendly grandma
  11/22/17
Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.
useless internet-worthy bawdyhouse mad cow disease
  11/22/17
the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a si...
Histrionic national security agency
  11/22/17
1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves. 2. Take cash 3. ...
violet swashbuckling station
  11/22/17
lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn aro...
Frozen electric rigor new version
  11/22/17
(Low T cuck)
violet swashbuckling station
  11/22/17
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up-to-no-good haunting lay
  11/22/17


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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: up-to-no-good haunting lay

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities or do you leave the cash there for the police to pocket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748409)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Tantric gaping

"But where will I get.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748417)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Slippery School Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749049)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Maize National Headpube

Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods near my house and nobody knows I was going out? Pocket cash and say nothing to anyone. Out for a drive and stopped to stroll around? Just call it in and offer the first cop who gets there to split it 50/50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748419)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: up-to-no-good haunting lay

Cop might make you a $uspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748432)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Maize National Headpube

I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying anything, just meaningfully eye the money whilst telling him what I was doing there, or just shooting the shit before getting down to business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748460)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Cerise Nighttime Twinkling Uncleanness

I take the cash and report nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748435)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: lime church

lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking up my entire life by stealing 10k from a dead man and/or some pigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748444)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: passionate bipolar deer antler pit

cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748503)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Yapping peach filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748523)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Nubile hospital

Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748452)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: purple internal respiration

This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748464)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Pearly Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749125)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Salmon cuck plaza

I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748473)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Maize National Headpube

(rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748478)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: onyx razzle-dazzle cumskin round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748502)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: passionate bipolar deer antler pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748507)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: Nubile hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748530)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: balding church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748584)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: violet swashbuckling station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749172)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Nubile hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748489)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: federal opaque center

why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash? take the cash and run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748496)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: up-to-no-good haunting lay

Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748783)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: federal opaque center

(guy jerking off on dead boeis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748935)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: passionate bipolar deer antler pit

(23andme customer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749008)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: useless internet-worthy bawdyhouse mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749084)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: infuriating alcoholic voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749102)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: violet swashbuckling station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749179)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: trip brindle property

I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backscratchers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748534)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: apoplectic cruise ship

I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not touch or report anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748653)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: Frozen electric rigor new version

(money haver)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749196)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: saffron charismatic puppy

where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748959)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: federal opaque center

cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover it has cash? it must be in plain sight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748965)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: up-to-no-good haunting lay

Front shirt pocket sticking out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748981)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Flickering People Who Are Hurt Degenerate

do I have clothes on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749046)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: tan friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749091)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: useless internet-worthy bawdyhouse mad cow disease

Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749087)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: Histrionic national security agency

the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a simple plan with Billy Bob Thornton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: violet swashbuckling station

1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves.

2. Take cash

3. Leave body

4. Buy 100 shares of Smuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749165)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Frozen electric rigor new version

lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn around and go home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749189)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: violet swashbuckling station

(Low T cuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749202)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: up-to-no-good haunting lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749697)