B. Hardcore New York Mets fan who cannot go 5 minutes without insulting the Yankees somehow. Has a huge inferiority complex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34759980)

i'm leaning toward (A) either way though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34759990)

B. Has a pumo, and uses it only to bump classic threads from years ago. He is good at timing this: so, for example, if the board is talking about philosophy that night, he might bump a thread from 2013 where twist and steez talked about that same thing. Never posts original content of his own, but the threads he bumps are always on point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34759994)

MODS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761014)

B. He is a big "car guy" and is super judgmental about how other people take care of their cars. He will sometimes sneak around and check the oil level on your car, yelling at you if you are not getting oil changed frequently enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760013)

B. He is a huge conservative and still talks about Benghazi all the time. He thinks it is outrageous that Hillary Clinton has not been prosecuted for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760020)

B. He thinks his daughter is very ugly, and constantly thanks you for giving her a chance. He is also frequently critical of your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760033)

B. He wants to start a crypto-related business, but knows nothing about crypto. He wants you to help him figure out a plan for this business and constantly asks you about how crypto works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760052)

B. For reasons that have never fully been explained, he loves Colombia and Colombians. He always talks up the virtues of Colombian culture, and talks shit about Panama and Venezuela and how inferior to Colombia they are. He will chime into conversations to recommend Colombia as a tourist destination or recommend products made in Colombia. On the rare occasions that a Colombian is present, he will try to impress them with his knowledge of Colombian geography and history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760075)

B. He doesn't really understand philosophy, but somebody gave him a book of Nietzsche quotes and now he quotes Nietzsche all the time, often out of context. For example, when he is cooking dinner and his wife refuses to help him, he will say "companions the creator seeks", or when he sees irreligion he will say "God is dead"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760150)

B. Really into community service. Every weekend and holiday he volunteers for one charity or another, doing things like picking up litter, feeding the hungry, or giving free job interview coaching to veterans returning to civilian life. Donates thousands to charities each year too. Will judge you if you are not charitable with your own time and money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761144)

B. He is considered the best lawyer in the country when it comes to defending property owners from adverse possession claims. Once every few years there will be an adverse possession claim somewhere in the country, and your father in law is flown in to ruthlessly take the claim apart. He talks about adverse possession law all the time at parties. If he finds out that somebody he just met went to law school, he will deliver a stock lecture beginning with "You know, adverse possession law in the 21st century is nothing like what they taught you in law school. Actually, it..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761209)

B. His hobby is training cats to do circus tricks. His house is full of stray cats that he got from the shelter, and he is trying to teach them all to perform tricks like jumping through hoops. He also organizes cat circus shows in his house and expects you to come to these. This is the kind of stuff he does: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mfUJTF5zYI&t=145s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761266)

B. He is a Maroon 5 superfan. He literally thinks Adam Levine is the greatest talent in the history of music. He goes to Maroon 5 concerts, often multiple times on the same tour. He is always playing Maroon 5 in the background at parties he hosts. His house is full of autographed pictures of Maroon 5. He hopes that when you and your wife have kids, you will name them after Maroon 5 members.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761306)

is that really what you want to hear every Thanksgiving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761325)

B: Same, but instead of Dubai it is all-inclusive resorts in the Caribbean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761365)

B: He is 6'4" and extremely successful. He's never met a chick who doesn't want to sleep with him, he's never had a job interview where they don't want to immediately hire him. But he thinks this is due to his good nature and talent, when in fact it is due almost entirely to his height and superior facial aesthetics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761431)

Option B: He is in love with the phrase "the legal profession". He never refers to "lawyers" or "attorneys" but rather "people in the legal profession". He sometimes waxes poetically about the state of "the legal profession".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761764)

Option B: He holds a low-level job in the Washington Redskins front office. He is totally incompetent at his job, understands little about modern football analytics and best practices, but is absolutely and uncompromisingly loyal to Redskins owner Dan Snyder and thus has rock solid job security for as long as Synder owns the team. Oh yeah, and he can hook you up with skybox seats to any Redskins game as long as its not against the Cowboys. Against the Cowboys, he can only offer you lower deck seats behind an end zone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762261)

Option B: Acclaimed director of independent art house films. Nobody knows who he is, except for people who are either arthouse film connoisseurs or film studies majors. Those people not only know him, but greatly respect and admire him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762757)

Option B: Is really into old school rappers from the 1980's. He likes long rap songs that tell a story and doesn't like it when rappers use bad words. The only rapper from your lifetime that he likes is Will Smith.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34767535)