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I describe two men. You pick the one you'd prefer as a father in law.

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mischievous internal respiration
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mischievous internal respiration
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mischievous internal respiration
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alright let's hear 'em
Racy orchid voyeur institution
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A. Hardcore University of Alabama football fan who proudly b...
mischievous internal respiration
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B i could manipulate him
claret impertinent milk mental disorder
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depends, what does (A) use instead of toilet paper i'm le...
Racy orchid voyeur institution
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(A) tries to use wet wipes but these are not always availabl...
mischievous internal respiration
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A
Racy orchid voyeur institution
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B
henna big-titted juggernaut locale
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B fuck the yankees
Nighttime slate dilemma sex offender
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B let's go METS
Mauve exhilarant hell blood rage
  11/24/17
B, because I have nice towels
Outnumbered irradiated stage potus
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B
vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing
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B. I don't know shit about baseball, so it's easy to ignore.
silver gunner
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Mets suck
Infuriating mint jewess
  11/24/17
B because FUCK THE YANKEES
Stimulating Out-of-control House Roast Beef
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B, just because it seems like a more socially acceptable beh...
bossy newt clown
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claret impertinent milk mental disorder
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A. Poasts on AutoAdmit as an obscure sudo. Has never had a r...
mischievous internal respiration
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B
Racy orchid voyeur institution
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A
claret impertinent milk mental disorder
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Easily A.
passionate brilliant field
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A.fuck pumos.
Cruel-hearted telephone macaca
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Yeah, B sounds like mental illness.
Outnumbered irradiated stage potus
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B
henna big-titted juggernaut locale
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Poasts on AutoAdmit as an obscure sudo. Has never had a real...
transparent place of business
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Purple Hairraiser Volcanic Crater Trump Supporter
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A
Outnumbered irradiated stage potus
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B is far far far better than A.
vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing
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A, because it's me.
silver gunner
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A easily. content creator >>>> content imitator
bossy newt clown
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A. He is incredibly neurotic about the freshness of fruit. W...
mischievous internal respiration
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easy A here
Racy orchid voyeur institution
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A and it’s not even close
Black irate athletic conference center
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I am B
Nofapping Boltzmann
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Mauve exhilarant hell blood rage
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A, by far. I'd beat B to death with a tire iron.
passionate brilliant field
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A
henna big-titted juggernaut locale
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A. I do need to eat more fruit.
Outnumbered irradiated stage potus
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B easily
vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing
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My dad is already A so A
Stimulating Out-of-control House Roast Beef
  11/28/17
B easily.
bossy newt clown
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A. He is a huge liberal and thinks that George W. Bush and K...
mischievous internal respiration
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B. Not for any conservative bias, but because I'd rather hea...
Racy orchid voyeur institution
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B.
passionate brilliant field
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A only because im tired of hearing about hillary clinton
Cruel-hearted telephone macaca
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A
henna big-titted juggernaut locale
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Jesus. Divorce?
Outnumbered irradiated stage potus
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B, easily
vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing
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B. fuk libs!
silver gunner
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A. He thinks his daughter is extremely attractive, and const...
mischievous internal respiration
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B ljl
Racy orchid voyeur institution
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A because the daughter would be less fucked up
Yapping police squad parlour
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What no
Concupiscible mad-dog skullcap library
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A. I've no problem with explaining to him that I'll do as I ...
passionate brilliant field
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B every time
Haunting Adventurous Philosopher-king
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B
henna big-titted juggernaut locale
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B
Outnumbered irradiated stage potus
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A
Pungent coral church twinkling uncleanness
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B
vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing
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B.
silver gunner
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A and proceed to do some daddy dialing with his daughter
bossy newt clown
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A. He wants to start a business selling bras for men. He poi...
mischievous internal respiration
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Gut instinct is to go with A. He sounds interesting -- if no...
Racy orchid voyeur institution
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A
passionate brilliant field
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B, would get him a moniker and tell him to start poasting
Cruel-hearted telephone macaca
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B
henna big-titted juggernaut locale
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A
Outnumbered irradiated stage potus
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B
Pungent coral church twinkling uncleanness
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B
onyx at-the-ready old irish cottage sweet tailpipe
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B
vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing
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B because I can direct him to xoxohth
silver gunner
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A. For reasons that have never fully been explained, he hate...
mischievous internal respiration
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A because cranky is always more entertaining than obsequious...
Yapping police squad parlour
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B gets cranky if there is a Panamanian around. He hates thos...
mischievous internal respiration
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B
overrated underhanded station
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A.
passionate brilliant field
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B, i would rather be around someone saying positive annoying...
Cruel-hearted telephone macaca
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...
henna big-titted juggernaut locale
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B
henna big-titted juggernaut locale
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A fuck inodnes
Pungent coral church twinkling uncleanness
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...
carnelian giraffe toaster
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B. Colombians are 177.
Outnumbered irradiated stage potus
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B would be 180
vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing
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B.
silver gunner
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B would be amazing if he got connects to some colombian yay
Stimulating Out-of-control House Roast Beef
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A. He doesn't speak Latin, and knows very little about Ancie...
mischievous internal respiration
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A -- it'd be like oh brother where art thou
Racy orchid voyeur institution
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spin, ratfucks
smoky boyish stage mediation
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lollllllll A
passionate brilliant field
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Tough call. Both these guys sound 180
yellow pisswyrm mexican
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henna big-titted juggernaut locale
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Pungent coral church twinkling uncleanness
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Outnumbered irradiated stage potus
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A. that would be fucking awesome lol
Cruel-hearted telephone macaca
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B
henna big-titted juggernaut locale
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B would be 180.
Outnumbered irradiated stage potus
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lmao A is hilarious
vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing
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A. wouldb e lulzy
Stimulating Out-of-control House Roast Beef
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A. Really into Flag Day. Every June 14, he flies a big-ass A...
mischievous internal respiration
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A
Pungent coral church twinkling uncleanness
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Ugh. A.
Outnumbered irradiated stage potus
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A
henna big-titted juggernaut locale
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B
vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing
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why do you hate the flag
mischievous internal respiration
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A. He tried for many years to become a screenwriter, but his...
mischievous internal respiration
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B. I would try to take over his practice.
Outnumbered irradiated stage potus
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...
henna big-titted juggernaut locale
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99% of what he does is routine legal work relating to the sa...
mischievous internal respiration
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B
henna big-titted juggernaut locale
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Tough but B
Pungent coral church twinkling uncleanness
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why
mischievous internal respiration
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B
vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing
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b
Cruel-hearted telephone macaca
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A. His hobby is creating constructed languages ("conlan...
mischievous internal respiration
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B although I'd end up fucking one of his cat lady assistants...
Pungent coral church twinkling uncleanness
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ugh, B i guess, i dont want my kids wasting their time with ...
henna big-titted juggernaut locale
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A
vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing
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high risk high reward
citrine motley location persian
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A. only if it's a constructed language based on a hypothetic...
Stimulating Out-of-control House Roast Beef
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A. His hobby is playing really complex, 6-hour board games. ...
mischievous internal respiration
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A for fuck's sake A
Pungent coral church twinkling uncleanness
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"Do you ever wash that hair of yours? I bet you have de...
mischievous internal respiration
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Yes
henna big-titted juggernaut locale
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"Harsh but fair, daddy faggot. But I fuck your daughter...
Pungent coral church twinkling uncleanness
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Lol this is painfully Chinese
Haunting Adventurous Philosopher-king
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A
henna big-titted juggernaut locale
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A
onyx at-the-ready old irish cottage sweet tailpipe
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A
vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing
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lmfao, A
Cruel-hearted telephone macaca
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B
Outnumbered irradiated stage potus
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A
silver gunner
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What is the nature of the reality where I pick A?
autistic wagecucks son of senegal
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it's a reality where if you run the same schtick on XO for m...
mischievous internal respiration
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A. Charles is 180
Stimulating Out-of-control House Roast Beef
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A: He takes frequent vacations to Dubai. He loves all the ta...
mischievous internal respiration
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B
Pungent coral church twinkling uncleanness
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really tough. ill go with A, those all inclusive resorts are...
henna big-titted juggernaut locale
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B, shorter flight
vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing
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A: He is 5'8", and a true believer in what XO would cal...
mischievous internal respiration
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B, prob more fun to be around
henna big-titted juggernaut locale
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...
onyx at-the-ready old irish cottage sweet tailpipe
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A
Haunting Adventurous Philosopher-king
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A
vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing
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A, I could introduce himself to XO
silver gunner
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A. b/c I'm 5'6" and he'd resent me for being 5'6"
Stimulating Out-of-control House Roast Beef
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Option A: He always refers to pizza as "pizza pie"...
mischievous internal respiration
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A
henna big-titted juggernaut locale
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A
vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing
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A
Outnumbered irradiated stage potus
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A. is lulzy
Stimulating Out-of-control House Roast Beef
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UB women did NOT appreciate these hypos http://www.urbanbaby...
exciting internet-worthy brunch
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...
Outnumbered irradiated stage potus
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Option A: He runs an unofficial fan Twitter page called &quo...
mischievous internal respiration
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Lol, B
Outnumbered irradiated stage potus
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Definitely B.
autistic wagecucks son of senegal
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A
vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing
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A. Because Giancarlo is gonna be a DODGER
Stimulating Out-of-control House Roast Beef
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Option A: Works as a movie critic for his hometown local pap...
mischievous internal respiration
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...
trip gas station gaping
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A
vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing
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B
Outnumbered irradiated stage potus
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A. easily
Stimulating Out-of-control House Roast Beef
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...
chest-beating fragrant school
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Option A: Was never into hip-hop or rap until a few weeks ag...
mischievous internal respiration
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Lol, A
Outnumbered irradiated stage potus
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B
silver gunner
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both are actually really endearing, but B
vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing
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B
Stimulating Out-of-control House Roast Beef
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...
mischievous internal respiration
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...
mischievous internal respiration
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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:45 AM
Author: mischievous internal respiration



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: mischievous internal respiration



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:54 PM
Author: mischievous internal respiration



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:14 AM
Author: mischievous internal respiration



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:45 AM
Author: Racy orchid voyeur institution

alright let's hear 'em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34759972)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:46 AM
Author: mischievous internal respiration

A. Hardcore University of Alabama football fan who proudly boasts that he has not used toilet paper since 1976 because it is an Auburn thing. (Alabama's great rival, Auburn, throws toilet paper into trees to celebrate big wins).

B. Hardcore New York Mets fan who cannot go 5 minutes without insulting the Yankees somehow. Has a huge inferiority complex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34759980)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: claret impertinent milk mental disorder

B i could manipulate him

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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Racy orchid voyeur institution

depends, what does (A) use instead of toilet paper

i'm leaning toward (A) either way though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34759990)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: mischievous internal respiration

(A) tries to use wet wipes but these are not always available. He'll use anything but toilet paper. He's open to using magazines, paper towels, newspapers, etc. if need be in a pinch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34759996)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:50 AM
Author: Racy orchid voyeur institution

A

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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: henna big-titted juggernaut locale

B

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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Nighttime slate dilemma sex offender

B fuck the yankees

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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Mauve exhilarant hell blood rage

B let's go METS

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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: Outnumbered irradiated stage potus

B, because I have nice towels

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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing

B

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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: silver gunner

B. I don't know shit about baseball, so it's easy to ignore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762883)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Infuriating mint jewess

Mets suck

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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: Stimulating Out-of-control House Roast Beef

B because FUCK THE YANKEES

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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: bossy newt clown

B, just because it seems like a more socially acceptable behavior.

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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: claret impertinent milk mental disorder



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: mischievous internal respiration

A. Poasts on AutoAdmit as an obscure sudo. Has never had a really good or original thread, but occasionally posts a good execution of a meme or a thread with good advice.

B. Has a pumo, and uses it only to bump classic threads from years ago. He is good at timing this: so, for example, if the board is talking about philosophy that night, he might bump a thread from 2013 where twist and steez talked about that same thing. Never posts original content of his own, but the threads he bumps are always on point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34759994)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: Racy orchid voyeur institution

B

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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:50 AM
Author: claret impertinent milk mental disorder

A

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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:37 AM
Author: passionate brilliant field

Easily A.

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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted telephone macaca

A.fuck pumos.

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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Outnumbered irradiated stage potus

Yeah, B sounds like mental illness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761161)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: henna big-titted juggernaut locale

B

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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: transparent place of business

Poasts on AutoAdmit as an obscure sudo. Has never had a really good or original thread, but occasionally posts a good execution of a meme or a thread with good advice.

MODS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761014)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:44 AM
Author: Purple Hairraiser Volcanic Crater Trump Supporter



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Outnumbered irradiated stage potus

A

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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing

B is far far far better than A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761690)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: silver gunner

A, because it's me.

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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: bossy newt clown

A easily. content creator >>>> content imitator

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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: mischievous internal respiration

A. He is incredibly neurotic about the freshness of fruit. When he goes to the grocery store, he squeezes a dozen oranges to see how firm and ripe they are before deciding which one to buy. Whenever he comes over to your place, he inspects your fridge to see whether or not you are buying good fruit and keeping it fresh. (He thinks you and your wife need fruit as part of a healthy diet).

B. He is a big "car guy" and is super judgmental about how other people take care of their cars. He will sometimes sneak around and check the oil level on your car, yelling at you if you are not getting oil changed frequently enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760013)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: Racy orchid voyeur institution

easy A here

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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Black irate athletic conference center

A and it’s not even close

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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:04 AM
Author: Nofapping Boltzmann

I am B

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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: Mauve exhilarant hell blood rage



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:37 AM
Author: passionate brilliant field

A, by far. I'd beat B to death with a tire iron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760436)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: henna big-titted juggernaut locale

A

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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Outnumbered irradiated stage potus

A. I do need to eat more fruit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761163)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing

B easily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761692)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Stimulating Out-of-control House Roast Beef

My dad is already A so A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789402)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: bossy newt clown

B easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789424)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: mischievous internal respiration

A. He is a huge liberal and thinks that George W. Bush and Karl Rove stole the 2004 election because Diebold voting machines in Ohio were rigged to give Bush extra votes. He talks about this all the time.

B. He is a huge conservative and still talks about Benghazi all the time. He thinks it is outrageous that Hillary Clinton has not been prosecuted for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760020)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: Racy orchid voyeur institution

B. Not for any conservative bias, but because I'd rather hear about Benghazi than rigged elections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760038)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:38 AM
Author: passionate brilliant field

B.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760438)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted telephone macaca

A only because im tired of hearing about hillary clinton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760978)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:32 AM
Author: henna big-titted juggernaut locale

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760995)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Outnumbered irradiated stage potus

Jesus. Divorce?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761165)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing

B, easily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761694)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: silver gunner

B. fuk libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762887)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: mischievous internal respiration

A. He thinks his daughter is extremely attractive, and constantly reminds you that you married way out of your league and need to recognize this and be a grateful, submissive husband. He also gives your wife constant positive reinforcement.

B. He thinks his daughter is very ugly, and constantly thanks you for giving her a chance. He is also frequently critical of your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760033)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: Racy orchid voyeur institution

B ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760041)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: Yapping police squad parlour

A because the daughter would be less fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760060)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: Concupiscible mad-dog skullcap library

What no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761448)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:39 AM
Author: passionate brilliant field

A. I've no problem with explaining to him that I'll do as I fucking please. I can't fix the effects left on my wife by years of bad parenting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760445)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 7:43 AM
Author: Haunting Adventurous Philosopher-king

B every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760926)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:32 AM
Author: henna big-titted juggernaut locale

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760998)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Outnumbered irradiated stage potus

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761166)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Pungent coral church twinkling uncleanness

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761176)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761701)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: silver gunner

B.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762889)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: bossy newt clown

A and proceed to do some daddy dialing with his daughter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789428)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: mischievous internal respiration

A. He wants to start a business selling bras for men. He points out that there are a lot of fat men who need support, that this is a huge untapped market. He wants your legal advice and money to help him start this business and is willing to give you a share of it. Yes, he realizes this was the plot of an episode of Seinfeld, and that's in fact where he got the idea.

B. He wants to start a crypto-related business, but knows nothing about crypto. He wants you to help him figure out a plan for this business and constantly asks you about how crypto works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760052)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: Racy orchid voyeur institution

Gut instinct is to go with A. He sounds interesting -- if not too smart. B sounds annoying and difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760130)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:40 AM
Author: passionate brilliant field

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760447)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:30 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted telephone macaca

B, would get him a moniker and tell him to start poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760981)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:33 AM
Author: henna big-titted juggernaut locale

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761002)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:32 AM
Author: Outnumbered irradiated stage potus

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761169)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Pungent coral church twinkling uncleanness

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761179)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: onyx at-the-ready old irish cottage sweet tailpipe

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761647)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761704)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: silver gunner

B because I can direct him to xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762893)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: mischievous internal respiration

A. For reasons that have never fully been explained, he hates Indonesia and Indonesians. He always talks shit about Indonesia and never misses a chance to chime into a conversation with tangential points about how Indonesian culture is garbage or Indonesians are messy eaters. On the rare occasions that an Indonesian is actually present, he will be outwardly rude to them while reminding him of how poorly Indonesian troops fared in that one war they fought against Malaysia.

B. For reasons that have never fully been explained, he loves Colombia and Colombians. He always talks up the virtues of Colombian culture, and talks shit about Panama and Venezuela and how inferior to Colombia they are. He will chime into conversations to recommend Colombia as a tourist destination or recommend products made in Colombia. On the rare occasions that a Colombian is present, he will try to impress them with his knowledge of Colombian geography and history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760075)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Yapping police squad parlour

A because cranky is always more entertaining than obsequious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760083)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: mischievous internal respiration

B gets cranky if there is a Panamanian around. He hates those guys. How could they want to secede from Colombia!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760087)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: overrated underhanded station

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760098)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:40 AM
Author: passionate brilliant field

A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760450)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted telephone macaca

B, i would rather be around someone saying positive annoying things instead of being negative

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760984)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: henna big-titted juggernaut locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761004)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: henna big-titted juggernaut locale

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761003)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Pungent coral church twinkling uncleanness

A fuck inodnes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761184)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: carnelian giraffe toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761259)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:36 AM
Author: Outnumbered irradiated stage potus

B. Colombians are 177.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761205)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing

B would be 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761706)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: silver gunner

B.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762897)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: Stimulating Out-of-control House Roast Beef

B would be amazing if he got connects to some colombian yay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789433)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: mischievous internal respiration

A. He doesn't speak Latin, and knows very little about Ancient Rome and its culture, but somebody at one point taught him the word "paterfamilias", told him that it means head of the family in Latin, and now he constantly refers to himself as the paterfamilias. Or PF for short. He has at least one item monogrammed PF.

B. He doesn't really understand philosophy, but somebody gave him a book of Nietzsche quotes and now he quotes Nietzsche all the time, often out of context. For example, when he is cooking dinner and his wife refuses to help him, he will say "companions the creator seeks", or when he sees irreligion he will say "God is dead"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760150)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Racy orchid voyeur institution

A -- it'd be like oh brother where art thou

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760154)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: smoky boyish stage mediation

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760155)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:41 AM
Author: passionate brilliant field

lollllllll A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760455)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: yellow pisswyrm mexican

Tough call. Both these guys sound 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760971)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: henna big-titted juggernaut locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761008)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:32 AM
Author: Pungent coral church twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761167)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Outnumbered irradiated stage potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761212)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted telephone macaca

A. that would be fucking awesome lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34760988)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: henna big-titted juggernaut locale

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761007)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Outnumbered irradiated stage potus

B would be 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761211)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing

lmao A is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761709)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Stimulating Out-of-control House Roast Beef

A. wouldb e lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789467)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: mischievous internal respiration

A. Really into Flag Day. Every June 14, he flies a big-ass American flag in his front yard, and invites all of his friends, family, and neighbors to his big Flag Day party. At this party, he puts on a one-man play about Betsy Ross that he wrote himself. In the play, he plays the parts of both George Washington and Betsy Ross. He also reads speeches about the flag by US politicians, and organizes a "pin the stars on the flag" game for any kids in attendance. He will get VERY mad if you miss his Flag Day party.

B. Really into community service. Every weekend and holiday he volunteers for one charity or another, doing things like picking up litter, feeding the hungry, or giving free job interview coaching to veterans returning to civilian life. Donates thousands to charities each year too. Will judge you if you are not charitable with your own time and money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761144)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:34 AM
Author: Pungent coral church twinkling uncleanness

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761192)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:40 AM
Author: Outnumbered irradiated stage potus

Ugh. A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761216)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: henna big-titted juggernaut locale

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761251)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761714)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: mischievous internal respiration

why do you hate the flag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761720)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:37 AM
Author: mischievous internal respiration

A. He tried for many years to become a screenwriter, but his only success was writing a script for the TV show "Community" that was turned into a single episode. After his failure to follow that up, he quit screenwriting. He now considers that episode of Community to be his greatest accomplishment in life. At every party he hosts, he plays that episode on TV. His house is decorated with stills from that episode. He talks about his brief interaction with the producers and cast of the show. Let's say that it's the episode where a bunch of Germans take over the foosball table and they have to beat them to get the table back.

B. He is considered the best lawyer in the country when it comes to defending property owners from adverse possession claims. Once every few years there will be an adverse possession claim somewhere in the country, and your father in law is flown in to ruthlessly take the claim apart. He talks about adverse possession law all the time at parties. If he finds out that somebody he just met went to law school, he will deliver a stock lecture beginning with "You know, adverse possession law in the 21st century is nothing like what they taught you in law school. Actually, it..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761209)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:39 AM
Author: Outnumbered irradiated stage potus

B. I would try to take over his practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761214)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: henna big-titted juggernaut locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761262)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: mischievous internal respiration

99% of what he does is routine legal work relating to the sale of large plots of farmland and/or industrial sites in rural America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761274)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: henna big-titted juggernaut locale

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761261)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: Pungent coral church twinkling uncleanness

Tough but B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761310)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: mischievous internal respiration

why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761331)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761718)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted telephone macaca

b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762787)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: mischievous internal respiration

A. His hobby is creating constructed languages ("conlangs" as they are known in the community), which are artificial languages like Esperanto or Klingon. All of his languages are very well made, with big vocabularies, fully fleshed out grammars, etc. He is very respected among people who have this hobby. He has given you a dictionary of one of his made-up languages and wishes you would learn a bit of it. He's also very excited about the possibility of grandchildren, as he thinks he could raise a child to be bilingual from birth in English and one of his made-up languages.

B. His hobby is training cats to do circus tricks. His house is full of stray cats that he got from the shelter, and he is trying to teach them all to perform tricks like jumping through hoops. He also organizes cat circus shows in his house and expects you to come to these. This is the kind of stuff he does: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mfUJTF5zYI&t=145s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761266)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Pungent coral church twinkling uncleanness

B although I'd end up fucking one of his cat lady assistants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761300)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:58 AM
Author: henna big-titted juggernaut locale

ugh, B i guess, i dont want my kids wasting their time with some fake language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761323)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761721)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: citrine motley location persian

high risk high reward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762892)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: Stimulating Out-of-control House Roast Beef

A. only if it's a constructed language based on a hypothetical (i.e. what would English look like if it were a Romance language? or North African Romance language)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789475)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: mischievous internal respiration

A. His hobby is playing really complex, 6-hour board games. Through his hobby, he knows CharlesXII, the XO poaster. In fact, he loves CharlesXII, and he tried to set your wife up with CharlesXII once but she did not find him attractive at all. He constantly talks about your shortcomings relative to CharlesXII and is clearly disappointed his daughter picked you over Chuck 12.

B. He is a Maroon 5 superfan. He literally thinks Adam Levine is the greatest talent in the history of music. He goes to Maroon 5 concerts, often multiple times on the same tour. He is always playing Maroon 5 in the background at parties he hosts. His house is full of autographed pictures of Maroon 5. He hopes that when you and your wife have kids, you will name them after Maroon 5 members.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761306)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: Pungent coral church twinkling uncleanness

A for fuck's sake A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761314)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:59 AM
Author: mischievous internal respiration

"Do you ever wash that hair of yours? I bet you have dermatitis on that scalp from poor hygiene. You probably need that medicated shampoo. Now CharlesXII, he's got a nice clean scalp."

is that really what you want to hear every Thanksgiving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761325)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:59 AM
Author: henna big-titted juggernaut locale

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761329)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Pungent coral church twinkling uncleanness

"Harsh but fair, daddy faggot. But I fuck your daughter in her holds."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761333)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Haunting Adventurous Philosopher-king

Lol this is painfully Chinese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761691)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:59 AM
Author: henna big-titted juggernaut locale

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761327)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:13 AM
Author: onyx at-the-ready old irish cottage sweet tailpipe

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761651)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761726)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted telephone macaca

lmfao, A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762789)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Outnumbered irradiated stage potus

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762815)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: silver gunner

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762904)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: autistic wagecucks son of senegal

What is the nature of the reality where I pick A?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763073)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: mischievous internal respiration

it's a reality where if you run the same schtick on XO for more than 3 weeks, the schtick takes on a life of its own. So the Charles XII that your father in law knows is like an artificial intelligence or golem or something that is BASED on you, but not the same entity as you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763109)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: Stimulating Out-of-control House Roast Beef

A. Charles is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789478)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: mischievous internal respiration

A: He takes frequent vacations to Dubai. He loves all the tacky things to do in Dubai: pay hundreds of dollars for British high tea at an expensive hotel, shopping for overpriced luxury goods at an oafishly large mall, going "dune busting" in the desert, etc. He even knows a few wealthy Emirati guys and gets invited to the occasional party on their yacht. He is constantly suggesting that you and your wife should go party in Dubai with him and doesn't understand why people would ever want to go somewhere else.

B: Same, but instead of Dubai it is all-inclusive resorts in the Caribbean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761365)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 10:05 AM
Author: Pungent coral church twinkling uncleanness

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761369)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 10:06 AM
Author: henna big-titted juggernaut locale

really tough. ill go with A, those all inclusive resorts are pretty shitty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761374)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing

B, shorter flight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761729)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: mischievous internal respiration

A: He is 5'8", and a true believer in what XO would call the height meme. He thinks that tall men have all of the advantages in life and that shortmos will always be at a disadvantage. He ended up being relatively successful in life: he worked hard, started his own business, and after many years attained a degree of prosperity and respect. But he laments that if he were just a few inches taller, he would have been far more successful with less work required.

B: He is 6'4" and extremely successful. He's never met a chick who doesn't want to sleep with him, he's never had a job interview where they don't want to immediately hire him. But he thinks this is due to his good nature and talent, when in fact it is due almost entirely to his height and superior facial aesthetics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761431)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: henna big-titted juggernaut locale

B, prob more fun to be around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761454)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: onyx at-the-ready old irish cottage sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761648)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Haunting Adventurous Philosopher-king

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761667)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:32 AM
Author: vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761740)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: silver gunner

A, I could introduce himself to XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789439)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: Stimulating Out-of-control House Roast Beef

A. b/c I'm 5'6" and he'd resent me for being 5'6"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789482)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: mischievous internal respiration

Option A: He always refers to pizza as "pizza pie" or "a pizza pie" - he never uses the word pizza without the modifier pie. Order a pizza pie, make a pizza pie, do you prefer New York pizza pie or Chicago deep dish pizza pie, etc.

Option B: He is in love with the phrase "the legal profession". He never refers to "lawyers" or "attorneys" but rather "people in the legal profession". He sometimes waxes poetically about the state of "the legal profession".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761764)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: henna big-titted juggernaut locale

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761776)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763203)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Outnumbered irradiated stage potus

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789392)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: Stimulating Out-of-control House Roast Beef

A. is lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789484)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: exciting internet-worthy brunch

UB women did NOT appreciate these hypos http://www.urbanbaby.com/topics/55776439

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34761850)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Outnumbered irradiated stage potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763315)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: mischievous internal respiration

Option A: He runs an unofficial fan Twitter page called "Giancarlo's bat" where he pretends to tweet as the baseball bat of star MLB player Giancarlo Stanton. Whenever Giancarlo hits a home run, he posts things like "wow - I hit that one real hard!" and when Giancarlo breaks his bat he posts things like "ow! time to go to the bat hospital and get fixed up". Literally dozens of hardcore Florida Marlins fans follow this account and retweet it. Giancarlo likes the account and sends your father in law lots of signed bats, balls, and jerseys.

Option B: He holds a low-level job in the Washington Redskins front office. He is totally incompetent at his job, understands little about modern football analytics and best practices, but is absolutely and uncompromisingly loyal to Redskins owner Dan Snyder and thus has rock solid job security for as long as Synder owns the team. Oh yeah, and he can hook you up with skybox seats to any Redskins game as long as its not against the Cowboys. Against the Cowboys, he can only offer you lower deck seats behind an end zone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762261)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Outnumbered irradiated stage potus

Lol, B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762824)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 3:32 PM
Author: autistic wagecucks son of senegal

Definitely B.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763089)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763208)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Stimulating Out-of-control House Roast Beef

A. Because Giancarlo is gonna be a DODGER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789462)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: mischievous internal respiration

Option A: Works as a movie critic for his hometown local paper. Not famous nationally, but gets to make a living by watching movies before everyone else and writing about them. He can get you in on advance screenings of most of the big blockbusters.

Option B: Acclaimed director of independent art house films. Nobody knows who he is, except for people who are either arthouse film connoisseurs or film studies majors. Those people not only know him, but greatly respect and admire him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34762757)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: trip gas station gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763193)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763314)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Outnumbered irradiated stage potus

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763320)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Stimulating Out-of-control House Roast Beef

A. easily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789464)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: chest-beating fragrant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34763292)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: mischievous internal respiration

Option A: Was never into hip-hop or rap until a few weeks ago, when he discovered Gucci Gang by Lil Pump. Now he loves that song and is really getting into Lil Pump and similar rappers. He has almost no knowledge or appreciation for classic hip-hop like Wu Tang, NWA, Ja Rule, or any of that. To him, hip hop began with Lil Pump.

Option B: Is really into old school rappers from the 1980's. He likes long rap songs that tell a story and doesn't like it when rappers use bad words. The only rapper from your lifetime that he likes is Will Smith.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34767535)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Outnumbered irradiated stage potus

Lol, A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789393)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: silver gunner

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789431)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: vengeful sienna haunted graveyard genital piercing

both are actually really endearing, but B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789461)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Stimulating Out-of-control House Roast Beef

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789466)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: mischievous internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#34789589)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: mischievous internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3807378&forum_id=2#35056881)