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You walk up to the cute young barista you see before work every morning

"Hi," you say. "You don't know me, even thou...
big kitchen yarmulke
  11/26/17
That's rape
Cerise vivacious forum
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contagious mildly autistic windowlicker
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spectacular theatre really tough guy
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18000000
Cerise vivacious forum
  11/26/17
how does he respond?
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Sexy cumskin indian lodge
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beady-eyed vermilion whorehouse
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Lol
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swollen school newt
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Underhanded Lettuce Scourge Upon The Earth
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Salmon corner
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Marvelous Sound Barrier
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Asking the hard hitting questions
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cheese-eating snowy love of her life
  12/14/17
*thank
Sexy cumskin indian lodge
  11/26/17
Fuck it, let's go, zhe says.
Mustard Prole Indirect Expression
  11/26/17
Beautiful, but what’s his name?
Green trailer park
  11/26/17
"haha just kidding haha dont be afraid i'm leaving now ...
Slippery University
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peach center ceo
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"What's that? Speak up lil breh"
galvanic flatulent locus mad-dog skullcap
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Silver dysfunction
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Scarlet Racy Parlor
  11/27/17
this reads much funnier when you picture a 38 year old singl...
Boyish Home
  11/26/17
:( Was in a good mood looking forward to flirting with on...
Hairraiser lime liquid oxygen office
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Jfc 180
razzle house
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180
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big kitchen yarmulke
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Up-to-no-good degenerate
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big kitchen yarmulke
  12/14/17
I love this shit but it also make me depressed. : (
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Date: November 26th, 2017 6:36 PM
Author: big kitchen yarmulke

"Hi," you say. "You don't know me, even though I come in here every day. You don't know me because you see a thousand other dreary faces just like mine. But today, I have something to say besides my mumbled coffee order. I have more to do than avoid eye contact and then stare fixedly at you when you're not looking. I have this to do: make a proposition. Come with me, leave with me. Right now. We'll flee together. Away from all of this. Away from this congested city with its shrieking people and its madness. We'll flee this cruel workaday life. We'll go somewhere natural and normal and uncrowded. Somewhere clean and beautiful and full of fresh air and real scenery. Let me be honest up front: I don't have much to offer. I've got $68K in debt. I've probably knocked years off my life sitting in front of a screen all day. I drink too much, I'm reliant on my Propecia prescription for these last few hairs on my head, every day I sprout a new physical problem, these asymmetries you see are only going to get worse in time, and I'll be forever PTSD and anxiety-riddled from my time in GC. That's Global Capitalism - don't worry, I'll have time to explain all that in full later. But here I am, offering you my heart. And all I want to know is: are you ready to leave with me, right now? If not, I'll just scan my app and take my latte. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3809593&forum_id=2#34776523)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 6:37 PM
Author: Cerise vivacious forum

That's rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3809593&forum_id=2#34776531)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: contagious mildly autistic windowlicker



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: spectacular theatre really tough guy



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Date: November 26th, 2017 6:37 PM
Author: Cerise vivacious forum

18000000

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Date: November 26th, 2017 6:37 PM
Author: navy box office goyim

how does he respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3809593&forum_id=2#34776535)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 6:37 PM
Author: Sexy cumskin indian lodge



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Date: November 26th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Slippery University



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Date: November 27th, 2017 7:03 AM
Author: Territorial clown



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Date: November 27th, 2017 7:06 AM
Author: Chestnut roommate



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: beady-eyed vermilion whorehouse



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Date: November 27th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: heady dark gas station partner

Lol

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Date: November 27th, 2017 11:35 AM
Author: swollen school newt



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Date: November 27th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: bateful blathering sweet tailpipe



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Date: November 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: ebony pea-brained pit halford



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Date: November 29th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: maroon jap



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Date: December 10th, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: Underhanded Lettuce Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: December 10th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: Salmon corner



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: Marvelous Sound Barrier



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: jade knife multi-billionaire

Asking the hard hitting questions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3809593&forum_id=2#34922601)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:25 PM
Author: cheese-eating snowy love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3809593&forum_id=2#34922685)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 6:37 PM
Author: Sexy cumskin indian lodge

*thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3809593&forum_id=2#34776536)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: Mustard Prole Indirect Expression

Fuck it, let's go, zhe says.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3809593&forum_id=2#34776550)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 6:39 PM
Author: Green trailer park

Beautiful, but what’s his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3809593&forum_id=2#34776565)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Slippery University

"haha just kidding haha dont be afraid i'm leaving now cya around haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3809593&forum_id=2#34776575)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:46 PM
Author: peach center ceo



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Date: November 26th, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: galvanic flatulent locus mad-dog skullcap

"What's that? Speak up lil breh"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3809593&forum_id=2#34776593)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: Silver dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3809593&forum_id=2#34778801)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:50 AM
Author: Scarlet Racy Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3809593&forum_id=2#34780171)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:57 PM
Author: Boyish Home

this reads much funnier when you picture a 38 year old single, balding skinny fat giving this monologue to an agitated barista freaking out about the line behind him that stretches beyond the front door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3809593&forum_id=2#34778836)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Hairraiser lime liquid oxygen office

:(

Was in a good mood looking forward to flirting with one this afternoon :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3809593&forum_id=2#34780188)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: razzle house

Jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3809593&forum_id=2#34780621)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Well-lubricated cuckold puppy

180

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Date: November 27th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3809593&forum_id=2#34780968)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 9:42 AM
Author: big kitchen yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3809593&forum_id=2#34788329)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Brass hilarious shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3809593&forum_id=2#34788340)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: big kitchen yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3809593&forum_id=2#34802492)



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Date: November 29th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: maroon jap

Herzog: "We have reached the nerve of the tooth that is the inner psyche of the xo poster, and when it is poked and prodded, it causes great pain, or a great ecstasy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3809593&forum_id=2#34802566)



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Date: November 30th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: navy box office goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3809593&forum_id=2#34804732)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3809593&forum_id=2#34922595)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: big kitchen yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3809593&forum_id=2#34922556)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: Translucent nighttime senate

I love this shit but it also make me depressed.

: (

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3809593&forum_id=2#34922607)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: big kitchen yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3809593&forum_id=2#35120923)