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So biglawyers get marching orders from people like TMF and ARE Reptile?

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ruby passionate dopamine heaven
  12/07/17
Lmfao
Orchid Mad Cow Disease
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Exciting becky stage
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mildly autistic son of senegal sex offender
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bright outnumbered dilemma
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Motley set
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Wonderful public bath
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balding fanboi juggernaut
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titillating ivory mother
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beady-eyed kink-friendly lettuce
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Multi-colored Parlor
  12/08/17
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Histrionic principal's office
  12/09/17
Yeah, they neglect to mention that at OCI...
blue famous landscape painting whorehouse
  12/07/17
It’s hilarious how in-house counsel cling to this delusion. ...
charcoal roast beef
  12/07/17
Well, that's another matter entirely. I agree that at the e...
blue famous landscape painting whorehouse
  12/07/17
Yes. We’re beholden to low level compliance officers. We wa...
henna lascivious main people sweet tailpipe
  12/07/17
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ruby passionate dopamine heaven
  12/07/17
Not in compliance.
blue famous landscape painting whorehouse
  12/07/17
, he lied without shame.
Razzle Garrison Community Account
  12/07/17
Serious q, why on earth do you guys think I'm in compliance?...
blue famous landscape painting whorehouse
  12/07/17
Because we’ve seen your LinkedIn, lil breh.
Razzle Garrison Community Account
  12/07/17
Uh, and where do you see "compliance" anywhere on ...
blue famous landscape painting whorehouse
  12/07/17
Listen, my short fat 105 IQ brother, some us aren’t as retar...
Razzle Garrison Community Account
  12/07/17
You understand that my area isn't a compliance area, right? ...
blue famous landscape painting whorehouse
  12/07/17
Look man, sorry I struck a nerve. I get that your life is S...
Razzle Garrison Community Account
  12/07/17
Are you even an employed lawyer?
blue famous landscape painting whorehouse
  12/07/17
lol are you?
Swashbuckling Lay Trump Supporter
  12/07/17
tbh this sounds like the response of someone who just got de...
harsh point dragon
  12/08/17
do you know how to read?
Swashbuckling Lay Trump Supporter
  12/08/17
lol
Wonderful public bath
  12/07/17
Same q to you: are you even an employed lawyer?
blue famous landscape painting whorehouse
  12/07/17
lol at this 5’1” jew trying to act tough
Wonderful public bath
  12/07/17
So that's a "no."
blue famous landscape painting whorehouse
  12/07/17
No, TMF and ARE Reptile rarely interact with real attorneys....
Crusty federal plaza
  12/07/17
(Guy MAF) Also, apparently since Are Reptile got a new jo...
blue famous landscape painting whorehouse
  12/07/17
tbf, it was pretty funny that until that promotion he was in...
Orange fear-inspiring shrine trust fund
  12/07/17
absolutely devastating
Wonderful public bath
  12/07/17
That was pretty baffling.
blue famous landscape painting whorehouse
  12/07/17
Baffling? TTTTTTulane
sapphire aromatic pisswyrm
  12/07/17
Yeah, but he was working at a large bank in a lawyer role (a...
blue famous landscape painting whorehouse
  12/07/17
(closet dwelling, battery park braggart)
beady-eyed kink-friendly lettuce
  12/07/17
jfc
Motley set
  12/07/17
Nah your job sounds boring as fuck Perfect fit actually
Crusty federal plaza
  12/07/17
Probably one of the most interesting jobs in law, but if you...
blue famous landscape painting whorehouse
  12/07/17
"Probably one of the most interesting jobs in law"...
balding fanboi juggernaut
  12/07/17
he's a security guard in charge of monitoring the surveillan...
Orange fear-inspiring shrine trust fund
  12/07/17
Sounds chill as fuck
blue famous landscape painting whorehouse
  12/07/17
*sends quarterly audit summary of engineering group J7's com...
balding fanboi juggernaut
  12/07/17
You got it, that's totally what I do! That and those securi...
blue famous landscape painting whorehouse
  12/07/17
cr, can't forget about the cameras
Orange fear-inspiring shrine trust fund
  12/07/17
LOL you're absolutely pathetic
Orchid Mad Cow Disease
  12/07/17
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blue famous landscape painting whorehouse
  12/07/17
Your job is where burned out lawyers go to check out on life...
Orchid Mad Cow Disease
  12/07/17
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ruby passionate dopamine heaven
  12/07/17
RUTHLESS Also LOL at 'send it to Jeff.'
balding fanboi juggernaut
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Vivacious Sanctuary
  12/09/17
jfc that man could've had a family someday maybe
Cerebral Pink Dysfunction
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purple curious mexican
  12/10/17
What exactly did you expect from TMF? It’s been at least a ...
Hairraiser Twinkling Uncleanness Temple
  12/10/17
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ruby passionate dopamine heaven
  01/02/18
I thought he was pulling down ONE MILLION DOLLARS. http:...
Heady half-breed
  12/07/17
lmao
blue famous landscape painting whorehouse
  12/07/17
, combined.
Razzmatazz University
  12/07/17
Nope.
blue famous landscape painting whorehouse
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ruby passionate dopamine heaven
  12/07/17
ARE Reptile had a case in front of Gorsuch, you can't talk t...
Swashbuckling Lay Trump Supporter
  12/07/17
*TMF snatches phone, barks into it* "Talk me off"
topaz place of business
  12/07/17
To be fair, I am actually nice IRL and really do appreciate ...
blue famous landscape painting whorehouse
  12/07/17
earl sighs "uh, so i hear you like Macans..."
topaz place of business
  12/07/17
lulz
blue famous landscape painting whorehouse
  12/07/17
nah they have cases in front of gorsuch and would never take...
ungodly feces legal warrant
  12/07/17
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ruby passionate dopamine heaven
  12/07/17
They have almost zero contact with actual biglawyers. AR is ...
balding fanboi juggernaut
  12/07/17
LOL @ pretending that you have to be some elite level in-hou...
blue famous landscape painting whorehouse
  12/07/17
xo doesn't count
Razzmatazz University
  12/07/17
No shit.
blue famous landscape painting whorehouse
  12/07/17
Biglaw, a post you once built your entire self-esteem and fu...
balding fanboi juggernaut
  12/07/17
This is pretty hilarious coming from somebody who is a dead ...
hot partner alpha
  12/07/17
Not a shitigator and LOL at your everlasting bitterness towa...
balding fanboi juggernaut
  12/07/17
Nah I want people to succeed and have helped many posters wi...
hot partner alpha
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gold big pit
  12/08/17
nutella four cocktails deep with HANDSOME HUBBY going HARD o...
Shimmering odious brethren stage
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Orange fear-inspiring shrine trust fund
  12/08/17
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Orchid Mad Cow Disease
  12/09/17
Lulz at this self-aggrandizing rant.
Charismatic slimy yarmulke
  12/09/17
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Vivacious Sanctuary
  12/09/17
can someone just copy paste from tmf's linkedin so we can al...
tripping brunch chad
  12/07/17
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chrome excitant toaster
  12/07/17
I think he takes the deal specs from the tranny lawyers and ...
vigorous idiot meetinghouse
  12/07/17
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Orange fear-inspiring shrine trust fund
  12/08/17
just dont touch his stapler!
Soul-stirring lodge
  12/08/17
Lol. Jesus no.
Pale base
  12/08/17
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ruby passionate dopamine heaven
  12/09/17
lol @ how mad TMF gets when you (accurately) point out he is...
purple curious mexican
  12/10/17
Can’t you fucking read TMF’s posts in this thread? He has “p...
Hairraiser Twinkling Uncleanness Temple
  12/10/17
Cr. It’s also funny that he thinks he’s in “tech”
purple curious mexican
  12/10/17
tbh, I'd rather be in compliance than out of compliance
Swashbuckling Lay Trump Supporter
  12/11/17


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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: ruby passionate dopamine heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859710)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Orchid Mad Cow Disease

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859742)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Exciting becky stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859750)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: mildly autistic son of senegal sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859767)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: bright outnumbered dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859769)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: Motley set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860413)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: Wonderful public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860421)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: balding fanboi juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862739)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: titillating ivory mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863231)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed kink-friendly lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863643)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: Multi-colored Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872592)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Histrionic principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875759)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: blue famous landscape painting whorehouse

Yeah, they neglect to mention that at OCI...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859753)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: charcoal roast beef

It’s hilarious how in-house counsel cling to this delusion. Go to an ACC conference and listen to them bleat on about alternative fee agreements and outside counsel guidelines. You’re still getting gouged lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859776)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: blue famous landscape painting whorehouse

Well, that's another matter entirely. I agree that at the end of the day that while you're bossing around biglawyers, you're paying a ridiculous amount for the privilege of doing so. Of course, there are a variety of methods of avoiding that entirely, such as splitting up the work so that you only send limited work to biglaw and send the grunt work to Axiom or whoever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860167)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: henna lascivious main people sweet tailpipe

Yes. We’re beholden to low level compliance officers. We wait with baited breath for their calls. They have the power to make or break our fragile careers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34859797)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: ruby passionate dopamine heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860082)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: blue famous landscape painting whorehouse

Not in compliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860123)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: Razzle Garrison Community Account

, he lied without shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860272)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: blue famous landscape painting whorehouse

Serious q, why on earth do you guys think I'm in compliance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860342)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: Razzle Garrison Community Account

Because we’ve seen your LinkedIn, lil breh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860346)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: blue famous landscape painting whorehouse

Uh, and where do you see "compliance" anywhere on there?

Or did you read into that because you don't understand my area at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860363)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Razzle Garrison Community Account

Listen, my short fat 105 IQ brother, some us aren’t as retarded as you. Your not a real lawyer. It’s a compliance job. That’s cool. No shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860388)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: blue famous landscape painting whorehouse

You understand that my area isn't a compliance area, right? I do things like negotiate agreements, draft policies, advise on new products, advise on M&A, etc. I get it, you're dumb and don't understand what my area involves or what I actually do. But that's really your problem and not mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860410)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: Razzle Garrison Community Account

Look man, sorry I struck a nerve. I get that your life is SPS and this is all you have (well this and a Soccer mom’s car). You can have it. I yield. But you really should just learn to accept yourself for the failure you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860419)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:32 AM
Author: blue famous landscape painting whorehouse

Are you even an employed lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860450)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Lay Trump Supporter

lol are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863845)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 2:29 AM
Author: harsh point dragon

tbh this sounds like the response of someone who just got destroyed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34866565)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Lay Trump Supporter

do you know how to read?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34868021)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Wonderful public bath

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860408)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: blue famous landscape painting whorehouse

Same q to you: are you even an employed lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860502)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: Wonderful public bath

lol at this 5’1” jew trying to act tough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34861485)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: blue famous landscape painting whorehouse

So that's a "no."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34861570)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:54 AM
Author: Crusty federal plaza

No, TMF and ARE Reptile rarely interact with real attorneys. They have barely 6 figure compliance jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860176)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: blue famous landscape painting whorehouse

(Guy MAF)

Also, apparently since Are Reptile got a new job we both make over $200k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860195)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: Orange fear-inspiring shrine trust fund

tbf, it was pretty funny that until that promotion he was in a ~100k job despite being like 10 years out of law school living in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860243)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:13 AM
Author: Wonderful public bath

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860297)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: blue famous landscape painting whorehouse

That was pretty baffling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860329)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: sapphire aromatic pisswyrm

Baffling? TTTTTTulane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860471)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: blue famous landscape painting whorehouse

Yeah, but he was working at a large bank in a lawyer role (albeit in charge of a compliance function) for a huge number of years. You would expect some real salary growth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860484)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed kink-friendly lettuce

(closet dwelling, battery park braggart)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863651)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: Motley set

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860418)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Crusty federal plaza

Nah your job sounds boring as fuck

Perfect fit actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860340)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: blue famous landscape painting whorehouse

Probably one of the most interesting jobs in law, but if you're not a tech person I can see how one might think that (just because they don't know or get it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860358)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: balding fanboi juggernaut

"Probably one of the most interesting jobs in law"

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862763)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Orange fear-inspiring shrine trust fund

he's a security guard in charge of monitoring the surveillance cameras. Great combination of law enforcement and tech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862772)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: blue famous landscape painting whorehouse

Sounds chill as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862786)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:27 PM
Author: balding fanboi juggernaut

*sends quarterly audit summary of engineering group J7's compliance with voluntary corporate user data security protocols to one of CCO's very top three or four underlings in the North American East Coast secondary HQ campus*

The most interesting job in law!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862876)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:35 PM
Author: blue famous landscape painting whorehouse

You got it, that's totally what I do! That and those security cameras...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862922)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: Orange fear-inspiring shrine trust fund

cr, can't forget about the cameras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863032)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: Orchid Mad Cow Disease

LOL you're absolutely pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862976)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: blue famous landscape painting whorehouse

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862990)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:52 PM
Author: Orchid Mad Cow Disease

Your job is where burned out lawyers go to check out on life. Norwood 3 purgatory. You are a 5'6" cog in a massive CYA mechanism and nobody other than you would claim it's even mildly interesting . Your business guys look at you with derision and if you died tomorrow not a single person at boa or wherever you work would give a fuck. "Hey has legal signed off on the docs? Send it to that short dude. Oh he's been offline for 38 days? Either dead or shit canned. Well send it to Jeff instead. Control room should also sign off. Have you taken this to compliance? Conflicts? Rep risk?". You're nothing but a worthless step in this retarded procession.

You could just have some self awareness and just say something like "oh well it's dull but the hours are decent and I make OK pay." But nope, you literally say that it's one of the most interesting areas of law. UMC strivers who have battled their way to a condo down-payment are so fucking self-important and delusional. I bet you are an absolute nightmare to interact with IRL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863063)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: ruby passionate dopamine heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863640)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: balding fanboi juggernaut

RUTHLESS

Also LOL at 'send it to Jeff.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865020)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: Vivacious Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875824)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: Cerebral Pink Dysfunction

jfc that man could've had a family someday maybe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: purple curious mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34885628)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 8:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser Twinkling Uncleanness Temple

What exactly did you expect from TMF? It’s been at least a decade of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34885853)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: ruby passionate dopamine heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#35065293)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Heady half-breed

I thought he was pulling down ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3612056&forum_id=2#33290085

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860578)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: blue famous landscape painting whorehouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860585)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz University

, combined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862950)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:40 PM
Author: blue famous landscape painting whorehouse

Nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862964)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: ruby passionate dopamine heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863030)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Lay Trump Supporter

ARE Reptile had a case in front of Gorsuch, you can't talk to him like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34861585)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: topaz place of business

*TMF snatches phone, barks into it* "Talk me off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860432)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: blue famous landscape painting whorehouse

To be fair, I am actually nice IRL and really do appreciate the hard work of our law firm FRIENDS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860444)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: topaz place of business

earl sighs "uh, so i hear you like Macans..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860460)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:34 AM
Author: blue famous landscape painting whorehouse

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860461)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: ungodly feces legal warrant

nah they have cases in front of gorsuch and would never take the time to interact w lowly old me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34860596)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: ruby passionate dopamine heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862065)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: balding fanboi juggernaut

They have almost zero contact with actual biglawyers. AR is a compliance monkey and TMF is a rank and file paper-pusher in a massive legal department.

Valen still has a top 1% outcome for Tulane Law grads so we shouldn't really ridicule him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862787)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: blue famous landscape painting whorehouse

LOL @ pretending that you have to be some elite level in-house lawyer to have the pleasure and honor of dealing with biglawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862971)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: Razzmatazz University

xo doesn't count

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862982)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:43 PM
Author: blue famous landscape painting whorehouse

No shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34862987)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: balding fanboi juggernaut

Biglaw, a post you once built your entire self-esteem and future plans around. After scrambling into an in-house role that a 2014 grad could secure with a little bit of hustle and some good reason not to go earn big kid money, you're quite quick to glorify your role in a corporate bureaucracy where you are 99% inessential and 100% fungible. But it's one of the most interesting legal jobs in this land, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865060)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:03 PM
Author: hot partner alpha

This is pretty hilarious coming from somebody who is a dead end shitigator whose entire career is to paper push.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863583)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: balding fanboi juggernaut

Not a shitigator and LOL at your everlasting bitterness toward me. So chill and balanced nutella!

You seem very invested in the idea that I'm a workaholic senior associate in some dead-end generic litigator spot. That's natural coming form your experience with the industry but nonetheless your investment in this fantasy is revealing.

On the other hand, not like it's any revelation that you're a status-obsessed one-upping nutjob who passionately needs to believe that everyone else is fucked in order to feel good about yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865042)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: hot partner alpha

Nah I want people to succeed and have helped many posters with job leads and interviewing tips, which a lot more than you’ve ever done for anybody on here. All you do is snark and make catty comments about everyone you think is beneath you, which just comes across as bitter when there’s zero humor behind it.. fulano knows how to do it a lot better.

I don’t have a fantasy about what you’re doing, I know you were in biglaw and you’re still a lawyer, which means you’re still a paperpusher, which is the entire profession. All that one can aspire for in this profession is good QOL and/or money so it’s funny that you’re putting down others for having those aspirations and acting like giving orders to biglawyers is some sort of special privilege. We are all somebody’s bitch at the end of the day so don’t be so pretentious and lighten up.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34868824)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: gold big pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872565)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:44 PM
Author: Shimmering odious brethren stage

nutella four cocktails deep with HANDSOME HUBBY going HARD on her internet ENEMIES settling SCORES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872598)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: Orange fear-inspiring shrine trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872607)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Orchid Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875804)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Charismatic slimy yarmulke

Lulz at this self-aggrandizing rant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875795)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Vivacious Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875840)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 5:41 PM
Author: tripping brunch chad

can someone just copy paste from tmf's linkedin so we can all see what he does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34863433)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: chrome excitant toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865079)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: vigorous idiot meetinghouse

I think he takes the deal specs from the tranny lawyers and gives them to the software engineers. He also takes the software specs from the engineers and brings it to the tranny lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34865104)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Orange fear-inspiring shrine trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34868853)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lodge

just dont touch his stapler!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872612)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: Pale base

Lol. Jesus no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34872573)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: ruby passionate dopamine heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34875753)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: purple curious mexican

lol @ how mad TMF gets when you (accurately) point out he is in compliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34885924)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser Twinkling Uncleanness Temple

Can’t you fucking read TMF’s posts in this thread? He has “probably the most interesting job in law,” you’re just too fucking dumb to get the high paced world of tech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34885956)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 8:47 PM
Author: purple curious mexican

Cr. It’s also funny that he thinks he’s in “tech”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34886037)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Lay Trump Supporter

tbh, I'd rather be in compliance than out of compliance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820702&forum_id=2#34889043)