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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:51 PM Author: boyish naked theater
by his own account, TMF was a fucking stud who absolutely slayed fields of ripe teenage cunnus with abandon until he met mandy.
only a woman of mandy's caliber could make this 5'7" autist with a keen interest in computer science and information technology consider settling down. he was essentially drowning in poon before she threw him a life preserver.
i for one have no problem believing that a short, homely, second-generation russian jew loner and lifelong video game addict was a kingly megachad prior to getting married at 20 yrs of age. what else was there for him to conquer by then?
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Date: May 26th, 2018 10:22 PM Author: confused tanning salon
Oh no, just read this thread and realized i would be so much more desirable if only i had sex withbother men! What have i done oh what have i DONE...
Lol
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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:41 AM Author: Cordovan bull headed stage
literally nothing in your post is true though, while mine was 100% accurate. You've led one of the most 120 and sad lives of any poster which is saying something. LJL.
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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:06 PM
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now that he's clawing his back toward $200K total comp in his late 30s, TMF is getting a little haughty about his finances again. like most insecure strivers, he always presents his finances in such a way that it seems he has huge room for upward income mobility, like he's just on the cusp of entering the UMC elite. lol, this turd said he can 'see himself' hitting $500K HHI in the near future. he 'sees' this by assuming he'll be promoted to one layer below head of legal in the enormous corp he works for IN ADDITION to thinking his wife's TTT compliance salary will somehow nearly double.
in reality he makes less than a biglaw first-year and is nearing top-out comp for his area and lulzy shitcorp (feel free to verify on Glassdoor or one of those other salary transparency sites), he still has significant educational debt, and his wife makes crap money after a decade in the professional market. most of his $$$ is the increase in value of his 981 square foot yonkers mold trap, which was an unlivable junk heap when they bought it with significant help from their respective parents. they attained this very, very modest position as a dual-income and childless household, and neither of them have expensive or interesting pursuits other than TMF's hyper-gay obsession with shitty SUVs. even then, he has never owned anything nice or expensive.
good on them for extracting some value from a blown out junk property. but when most of your 'wealth' is just sweat equity in a crappy townhouse located in an area where most white professional families refuse to live, then LOL at all the chest-beating from this little guy. makes you wonder if he still aspires to multiple properties to both suck and fuck.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774396&forum_id=2#34526895)
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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:47 PM Author: fear-inspiring mad cow disease corn cake
I don’t think earl makes that in an average year.
Why are you giving yourself $100k range for your job? That is not the comp structure there from what everything I have ever heard.
That is also a fairly high salary for what you do although there are are some people making that there. How many levels below head of your area and GC are you?
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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:58 PM Author: contagious glassy dragon
"Why are you giving yourself $100k range for your job?"
Because the bonuses are variable. That range will actually increase over time.
"That is not the comp structure there from what everything I have ever heard."
If you know what our comp structure is then you should know exactly why I wrote it that way. Assume the target is in the middle of that range. EDIT: you might know someone who is a lower band that doesn't get LTI. LTI is the key factor here. Though, STI is variable too.
"That is also a fairly high salary for what you do although there are are some people making that there. How many levels below head of your area and GC are you?"
Depends on what you mean by "below the head of my area." There are parts of my area that I'm the head of. 2 people between me and the GC. It is a huge megacorp legal department. Also, for this band/title it isn't an unusual comp package. A similar band non-lawyer who is retiring makes ~500k.
Now, the only thing to keep in mind is that I won't get all $300-400k this year. Quite a bit will be paid in stock that vests over however many years (generally 3). And quite a bit will be paid at the end of the year in bonus.
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Date: June 13th, 2020 8:57 PM Author: contagious glassy dragon
Pretty much. If I got the absolute minimum (all the bonuses turned into a round $0) I would end up low 200s. If that happened for wife too we would end up at a similar HHI of $380kish. Now, I've never seen that come close to happening in my years as the company and I assume that if anything like that came to pass, we would be talking about a legit crisis. Also, even if that happened, I would have bonuses vesting from prior years so I would still get whatever payout was due that year.
Yes.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40411967)
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