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LA Reform Rabbi Saves 8 Torahs From Wildfires, Puts them In His CHEVY VOLT

So, at 5:30 Wednesday morning, Chasen drove to the temple on...
internet-worthy deranged house party of the first part
  12/10/17
lol what do those reformmos care for Torah?
crystalline hospital hunting ground
  12/10/17
8 Torah lasted 0 nights, no ever used them
crystalline hospital hunting ground
  12/10/17
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internet-worthy deranged house party of the first part
  12/10/17
they're worth $100k a pop
internet-worthy deranged house party of the first part
  12/10/17
were the buildings destroyed?
crystalline hospital hunting ground
  12/10/17
lol, no saving actually occured: "Chasen said his syna...
crystalline hospital hunting ground
  12/10/17
*takes 13 Torah scrolls* *replaces with 13 gas cans* *...
brilliant boyish incel
  12/10/17
btw, stephen s wise is a huge self-hating kike who directed ...
internet-worthy deranged house party of the first part
  12/10/17
self hating, or shtetl hating?
Racy Principal's Office Round Eye
  12/11/17
Yep, these are expensive because they're handwritten, aka re...
confused box office legend
  12/10/17
This goes all the way up G-d.
crystalline hospital hunting ground
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cream multi-billionaire doctorate
  12/10/17
cr. the very last of the 613 mitzvahs in the torah.
internet-worthy deranged house party of the first part
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Bonkers Abnormal Nibblets Chapel
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earl MAF. No way that rabbi makes enough to be pimping aroun...
exhilarant goal in life
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internet-worthy deranged house party of the first part
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Rabbi looks into rear view mirror, sees earl sprinting after...
exhilarant goal in life
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internet-worthy deranged house party of the first part
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Suddenly, a second Chevy Volt zooms past earl. It's luis and...
exhilarant goal in life
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internet-worthy deranged house party of the first part
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lol Rabbi tokyo drifting his VOLT into the Temple parking lo...
Hairraiser sick abode roommate
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crystalline hospital hunting ground
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confused box office legend
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internet-worthy deranged house party of the first part
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laughsome library
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exhilarant goal in life
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sticky prole
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lmao
tripping immigrant theater stage
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Lmao
Bonkers Abnormal Nibblets Chapel
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lmao
floppy stag film
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Chestnut adulterous kitty alpha
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earl is never not done on XO. amazing.
exhilarant goal in life
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Date: December 10th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: internet-worthy deranged house party of the first part

So, at 5:30 Wednesday morning, Chasen drove to the temple on Sepulveda Boulevard and in 15 minutes grabbed the eight Torahs — handwritten versions of the Jewish holy book — from two buildings, covered them in prayer shawls, and stuffed them into his Chevy Volt, barely managing to fit them all in.

“When I got out of there, I didn’t know if I’d ever see those buildings again,” Chasen said.

http://www.jpost.com/Diaspora/California-synagogue-a-safe-haven-for-23-Torahs-rescued-from-wild-fire-517616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881951)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: crystalline hospital hunting ground

lol what do those reformmos care for Torah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881970)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: crystalline hospital hunting ground

8 Torah lasted 0 nights, no ever used them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882009)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: internet-worthy deranged house party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882295)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: internet-worthy deranged house party of the first part

they're worth $100k a pop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882254)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: crystalline hospital hunting ground

were the buildings destroyed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881973)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: crystalline hospital hunting ground

lol, no saving actually occured:

"Chasen said his synagogue was saved by Los Angeles fire department crews. Other than a chapel and a storage room, which suffered minor damage, all other buildings are intact, he said.

Zweiback said his synagogue, Stephen Wise Temple, was not as threatened by the fire as Chasen’s, but he wasn’t taking any chances with the 13 Torah scrolls in the temple’s possession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881983)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: brilliant boyish incel

*takes 13 Torah scrolls*

*replaces with 13 gas cans*

*lights a match*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882055)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: internet-worthy deranged house party of the first part

btw, stephen s wise is a huge self-hating kike who directed FDR not to let in holocaust refugees in the 30s bc the european jews were trash. amazing "reform" synagogues are named after him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882302)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:51 AM
Author: Racy Principal's Office Round Eye

self hating, or shtetl hating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887992)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: confused box office legend

Yep, these are expensive because they're handwritten, aka requiring payment of exorbitant sums for VERY important theological reason$$$ instead of getting them dirt-cheap via mass production, costs which I'm sure are ultimately absorbed by tithing and selling synagogue tickets (lol) on major Jewish holidays. How many layers to the scam are there??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882031)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: crystalline hospital hunting ground

This goes all the way up G-d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882049)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: cream multi-billionaire doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882267)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: internet-worthy deranged house party of the first part

cr. the very last of the 613 mitzvahs in the torah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882279)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:53 AM
Author: Bonkers Abnormal Nibblets Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887996)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: exhilarant goal in life

earl MAF. No way that rabbi makes enough to be pimping around in a Volt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882052)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: internet-worthy deranged house party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882281)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: exhilarant goal in life

Rabbi looks into rear view mirror, sees earl sprinting after him. "How will you pay your medical bills if you get cancer?", earl yells. "There's no way you're saving enough!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882307)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:52 PM
Author: internet-worthy deranged house party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882316)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: exhilarant goal in life

Suddenly, a second Chevy Volt zooms past earl. It's luis and he is saving Korans from mosques. Luis's wheels spray dirt and dust all over earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882361)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: internet-worthy deranged house party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882367)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: Hairraiser sick abode roommate

lol Rabbi tokyo drifting his VOLT into the Temple parking lot and copping dem scrolls while earl tries in vain to load costumes and set design from his last performance of guys & dolls at the Santa Monica LGBT Center into an undersized Accord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882448)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:11 PM
Author: crystalline hospital hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882455)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: confused box office legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882484)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:19 PM
Author: internet-worthy deranged house party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882508)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: laughsome library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882714)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: exhilarant goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882721)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 2:29 PM
Author: sticky prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34883033)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:46 AM
Author: tripping immigrant theater stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887978)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:54 AM
Author: Bonkers Abnormal Nibblets Chapel

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887997)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: floppy stag film

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34888024)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 3:04 AM
Author: Chestnut adulterous kitty alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34888146)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: exhilarant goal in life

earl is never not done on XO. amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34895546)