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LA Reform Rabbi Saves 8 Torahs From Wildfires, Puts them In His CHEVY VOLT

So, at 5:30 Wednesday morning, Chasen drove to the temple on...
kink-friendly disturbing hall legal warrant
  12/10/17
lol what do those reformmos care for Torah?
irradiated degenerate boistinker
  12/10/17
8 Torah lasted 0 nights, no ever used them
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  12/10/17
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kink-friendly disturbing hall legal warrant
  12/10/17
they're worth $100k a pop
kink-friendly disturbing hall legal warrant
  12/10/17
were the buildings destroyed?
irradiated degenerate boistinker
  12/10/17
lol, no saving actually occured: "Chasen said his syna...
irradiated degenerate boistinker
  12/10/17
*takes 13 Torah scrolls* *replaces with 13 gas cans* *...
pontificating mental disorder
  12/10/17
btw, stephen s wise is a huge self-hating kike who directed ...
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  12/10/17
self hating, or shtetl hating?
flirting tripping pozpig
  12/11/17
Yep, these are expensive because they're handwritten, aka re...
Painfully Honest Gay Coldplay Fan
  12/10/17
This goes all the way up G-d.
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180 Balding Trust Fund
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cr. the very last of the 613 mitzvahs in the torah.
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earl MAF. No way that rabbi makes enough to be pimping aroun...
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Rabbi looks into rear view mirror, sees earl sprinting after...
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Suddenly, a second Chevy Volt zooms past earl. It's luis and...
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lol Rabbi tokyo drifting his VOLT into the Temple parking lo...
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Lmao
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earl is never not done on XO. amazing.
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Date: December 10th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing hall legal warrant

So, at 5:30 Wednesday morning, Chasen drove to the temple on Sepulveda Boulevard and in 15 minutes grabbed the eight Torahs — handwritten versions of the Jewish holy book — from two buildings, covered them in prayer shawls, and stuffed them into his Chevy Volt, barely managing to fit them all in.

“When I got out of there, I didn’t know if I’d ever see those buildings again,” Chasen said.

http://www.jpost.com/Diaspora/California-synagogue-a-safe-haven-for-23-Torahs-rescued-from-wild-fire-517616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881951)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: irradiated degenerate boistinker

lol what do those reformmos care for Torah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881970)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: irradiated degenerate boistinker

8 Torah lasted 0 nights, no ever used them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882009)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing hall legal warrant



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing hall legal warrant

they're worth $100k a pop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882254)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: irradiated degenerate boistinker

were the buildings destroyed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881973)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: irradiated degenerate boistinker

lol, no saving actually occured:

"Chasen said his synagogue was saved by Los Angeles fire department crews. Other than a chapel and a storage room, which suffered minor damage, all other buildings are intact, he said.

Zweiback said his synagogue, Stephen Wise Temple, was not as threatened by the fire as Chasen’s, but he wasn’t taking any chances with the 13 Torah scrolls in the temple’s possession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881983)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: pontificating mental disorder

*takes 13 Torah scrolls*

*replaces with 13 gas cans*

*lights a match*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882055)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing hall legal warrant

btw, stephen s wise is a huge self-hating kike who directed FDR not to let in holocaust refugees in the 30s bc the european jews were trash. amazing "reform" synagogues are named after him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882302)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:51 AM
Author: flirting tripping pozpig

self hating, or shtetl hating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887992)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Gay Coldplay Fan

Yep, these are expensive because they're handwritten, aka requiring payment of exorbitant sums for VERY important theological reason$$$ instead of getting them dirt-cheap via mass production, costs which I'm sure are ultimately absorbed by tithing and selling synagogue tickets (lol) on major Jewish holidays. How many layers to the scam are there??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882031)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: irradiated degenerate boistinker

This goes all the way up G-d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882049)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: 180 Balding Trust Fund



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing hall legal warrant

cr. the very last of the 613 mitzvahs in the torah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882279)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:53 AM
Author: sooty harsh jew tanning salon



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: Spectacular Magenta Mexican

earl MAF. No way that rabbi makes enough to be pimping around in a Volt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882052)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing hall legal warrant



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: Spectacular Magenta Mexican

Rabbi looks into rear view mirror, sees earl sprinting after him. "How will you pay your medical bills if you get cancer?", earl yells. "There's no way you're saving enough!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882307)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:52 PM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing hall legal warrant



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Spectacular Magenta Mexican

Suddenly, a second Chevy Volt zooms past earl. It's luis and he is saving Korans from mosques. Luis's wheels spray dirt and dust all over earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882361)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing hall legal warrant



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: maniacal ratface

lol Rabbi tokyo drifting his VOLT into the Temple parking lot and copping dem scrolls while earl tries in vain to load costumes and set design from his last performance of guys & dolls at the Santa Monica LGBT Center into an undersized Accord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882448)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:11 PM
Author: irradiated degenerate boistinker



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Gay Coldplay Fan



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:19 PM
Author: kink-friendly disturbing hall legal warrant



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chad



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Spectacular Magenta Mexican



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Date: December 10th, 2017 2:29 PM
Author: nubile crimson nursing home foreskin



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:46 AM
Author: Gaped Turquoise Really Tough Guy

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887978)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:54 AM
Author: sooty harsh jew tanning salon

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887997)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: abnormal address

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34888024)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 3:04 AM
Author: Magical Fat Ankles



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Date: December 12th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: Spectacular Magenta Mexican

earl is never not done on XO. amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34895546)