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LA Reform Rabbi Saves 8 Torahs From Wildfires, Puts them In His CHEVY VOLT

So, at 5:30 Wednesday morning, Chasen drove to the temple on...
Zombie-like Awkward Deer Antler
  12/10/17
lol what do those reformmos care for Torah?
Cerebral Box Office Roommate
  12/10/17
8 Torah lasted 0 nights, no ever used them
Cerebral Box Office Roommate
  12/10/17
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Zombie-like Awkward Deer Antler
  12/10/17
they're worth $100k a pop
Zombie-like Awkward Deer Antler
  12/10/17
were the buildings destroyed?
Cerebral Box Office Roommate
  12/10/17
lol, no saving actually occured: "Chasen said his syna...
Cerebral Box Office Roommate
  12/10/17
*takes 13 Torah scrolls* *replaces with 13 gas cans* *...
infuriating shivering yarmulke
  12/10/17
btw, stephen s wise is a huge self-hating kike who directed ...
Zombie-like Awkward Deer Antler
  12/10/17
self hating, or shtetl hating?
electric house
  12/11/17
Yep, these are expensive because they're handwritten, aka re...
Cordovan naked useless brakes
  12/10/17
This goes all the way up G-d.
Cerebral Box Office Roommate
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Anal Party Of The First Part
  12/10/17
cr. the very last of the 613 mitzvahs in the torah.
Zombie-like Awkward Deer Antler
  12/10/17
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opaque stimulating community account philosopher-king
  12/11/17
earl MAF. No way that rabbi makes enough to be pimping aroun...
multi-colored black sanctuary
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Zombie-like Awkward Deer Antler
  12/10/17
Rabbi looks into rear view mirror, sees earl sprinting after...
multi-colored black sanctuary
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Zombie-like Awkward Deer Antler
  12/10/17
Suddenly, a second Chevy Volt zooms past earl. It's luis and...
multi-colored black sanctuary
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Zombie-like Awkward Deer Antler
  12/10/17
lol Rabbi tokyo drifting his VOLT into the Temple parking lo...
Thriller laser beams
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Cerebral Box Office Roommate
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Cordovan naked useless brakes
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Zombie-like Awkward Deer Antler
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multi-colored black sanctuary
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Sick nowag range
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lmao
soggy menage filthpig
  12/11/17
Lmao
opaque stimulating community account philosopher-king
  12/11/17
lmao
bossy ticket booth wagecucks
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Green out-of-control cruise ship
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earl is never not done on XO. amazing.
multi-colored black sanctuary
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Date: December 10th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: Zombie-like Awkward Deer Antler

So, at 5:30 Wednesday morning, Chasen drove to the temple on Sepulveda Boulevard and in 15 minutes grabbed the eight Torahs — handwritten versions of the Jewish holy book — from two buildings, covered them in prayer shawls, and stuffed them into his Chevy Volt, barely managing to fit them all in.

“When I got out of there, I didn’t know if I’d ever see those buildings again,” Chasen said.

http://www.jpost.com/Diaspora/California-synagogue-a-safe-haven-for-23-Torahs-rescued-from-wild-fire-517616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881951)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: Cerebral Box Office Roommate

lol what do those reformmos care for Torah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881970)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: Cerebral Box Office Roommate

8 Torah lasted 0 nights, no ever used them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882009)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: Zombie-like Awkward Deer Antler



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Zombie-like Awkward Deer Antler

they're worth $100k a pop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882254)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: Cerebral Box Office Roommate

were the buildings destroyed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881973)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: Cerebral Box Office Roommate

lol, no saving actually occured:

"Chasen said his synagogue was saved by Los Angeles fire department crews. Other than a chapel and a storage room, which suffered minor damage, all other buildings are intact, he said.

Zweiback said his synagogue, Stephen Wise Temple, was not as threatened by the fire as Chasen’s, but he wasn’t taking any chances with the 13 Torah scrolls in the temple’s possession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34881983)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: infuriating shivering yarmulke

*takes 13 Torah scrolls*

*replaces with 13 gas cans*

*lights a match*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882055)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: Zombie-like Awkward Deer Antler

btw, stephen s wise is a huge self-hating kike who directed FDR not to let in holocaust refugees in the 30s bc the european jews were trash. amazing "reform" synagogues are named after him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882302)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:51 AM
Author: electric house

self hating, or shtetl hating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887992)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Cordovan naked useless brakes

Yep, these are expensive because they're handwritten, aka requiring payment of exorbitant sums for VERY important theological reason$$$ instead of getting them dirt-cheap via mass production, costs which I'm sure are ultimately absorbed by tithing and selling synagogue tickets (lol) on major Jewish holidays. How many layers to the scam are there??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882031)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Cerebral Box Office Roommate

This goes all the way up G-d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882049)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: Anal Party Of The First Part



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: Zombie-like Awkward Deer Antler

cr. the very last of the 613 mitzvahs in the torah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882279)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:53 AM
Author: opaque stimulating community account philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887996)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: multi-colored black sanctuary

earl MAF. No way that rabbi makes enough to be pimping around in a Volt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882052)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: Zombie-like Awkward Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882281)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: multi-colored black sanctuary

Rabbi looks into rear view mirror, sees earl sprinting after him. "How will you pay your medical bills if you get cancer?", earl yells. "There's no way you're saving enough!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882307)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:52 PM
Author: Zombie-like Awkward Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882316)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: multi-colored black sanctuary

Suddenly, a second Chevy Volt zooms past earl. It's luis and he is saving Korans from mosques. Luis's wheels spray dirt and dust all over earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882361)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: Zombie-like Awkward Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882367)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: Thriller laser beams

lol Rabbi tokyo drifting his VOLT into the Temple parking lot and copping dem scrolls while earl tries in vain to load costumes and set design from his last performance of guys & dolls at the Santa Monica LGBT Center into an undersized Accord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882448)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:11 PM
Author: Cerebral Box Office Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882455)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Cordovan naked useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882484)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:19 PM
Author: Zombie-like Awkward Deer Antler



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: cyan disrespectful piazza mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34882714)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: multi-colored black sanctuary



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Date: December 10th, 2017 2:29 PM
Author: Sick nowag range



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:46 AM
Author: soggy menage filthpig

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887978)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:54 AM
Author: opaque stimulating community account philosopher-king

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34887997)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: bossy ticket booth wagecucks

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34888024)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 3:04 AM
Author: Green out-of-control cruise ship



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Date: December 12th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: multi-colored black sanctuary

earl is never not done on XO. amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3823699&forum_id=2#34895546)