PN what happened to the dude who stole your car
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Date: December 15th, 2017 2:59 AM Author: trip geriatric patrolman
sup, chandler.
because i'd reported it stolen, the guy was arrested near the border of [state where he stole my car] after cop pulled him over for speeding and swerving all over the road.
but he was extradited to tennessee on an outstanding warrant for rape (not like #metoo but actual rape rape). afaik he's still being held there. state troopers told me that if he's convicted of rape rape he probably won't ever come back to my [state] for trial, but the arrest and police report was all my insurance company needed as far as paying the claim out and whatnot. dindo'd already fucked the car up pretty bad.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3825092&forum_id=2#34924907) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:01 AM Author: federal police squad
did the insurance company make you whole? (assuming you had a car loan)
race of the perp?
what car did you buy after? remember you asking XO about LR
hope you bought a fucking RAM truck with a DONT TREAD ON ME flag and completely destroyed turd stereotypes
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3825092&forum_id=2#34924916) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:07 AM Author: trip geriatric patrolman
didn't have a loan. was my dad's old 2013 X5, but i had title (he transferred it to me for $1 in TX and i drove it out to my work). insurance company cut me a check.
perp was literal dindu (african american).
i bought a 2014 Ford F-150 Raptor (no flame)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3825092&forum_id=2#34924925) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:32 AM Author: trip geriatric patrolman
i live in an (((environmentally conscious))) state where almost all of my co-workers would prefer a prius or some other (((hybrid))).
i liked the idea of ruffling a few feathers. also, i'd never bought a car myself before and might have been a victim of falling in love w/ the first thing i test drove. but i thought the engine and aggressive styling were awesome so i just did it. the f-150's (and raptors even moreso) seem to hold their value pretty well so i figured i'd be fine if i wanted to sell it in a year or so and get something else.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3825092&forum_id=2#34924992)
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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:31 AM Author: white lodge doctorate
that sounds way cooler than the fag who stole my car
was kind of hoping this story ended in some more of that signature PN violence we have come to know & luv
edit: rate this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO_YmLbHTc8
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3825092&forum_id=2#34924988) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:38 AM Author: trip geriatric patrolman
to edit:
i don't usually like female hip hop/rap artists but this song is chill AF. 175.
what happened to the fuckboi who stole your car?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3825092&forum_id=2#34925001) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:39 AM Author: white lodge doctorate
this whole mixtape is fire, not sure how I missed it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJw9bwQTZOc
fuckboi's girl had a fuckbaby in the backseat, covered the whole vehicle in fluids & prenatal scripts. gonna set the whole thing on fire, push it into the river, and write it off as never recovered
but jfc, can you imagine that story ? "I was born in the backseat of jmaw's stolen car, while it was filled with schedule I narcotics, gasoline, jizz from at least 10 doods, shit&piss from multiple ppl living inside"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3825092&forum_id=2#34925004) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:51 AM Author: trip geriatric patrolman
LMAO have you reviewed this how-to guide? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWiOBqJNKiU
how'd fuckboi manage to steal your car in the first place?
my dindu snatched my work briefcase hoping to cop a laptop/ipad/cash etc. (which he did). but dumb af dindu also found my keys in the briefcase and just chirped cars in the parking lot until he found mine and drove it off.
he would have easily gotten away with ~$5,000 worth of shit and been completely untraceable if he'd just walked out of the bar and called an uber. but deranged criminal dindus can't help themselves, so now he's been chilling in pound-me-up-the-ass-prison in tennessee for almost a year, LJL.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3825092&forum_id=2#34925025)
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Date: December 15th, 2017 4:36 AM Author: white lodge doctorate
fell into a river
the keys were sitting on the seat and the doors weren't even locked
by the time I got back it was gone - recovered a month or so later a few counties away, almost everything inside ripped out & missing
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3825092&forum_id=2#34925098) |
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