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3 Kozinski clerks just quit - link

https://abovethelaw.com/2017/12/sources-report-3-kozinski-cl...
brindle big abode
  12/14/17
not even clicking but lmfao at these lunatic fecal libs. ...
mind-boggling mad cow disease meetinghouse
  12/14/17
cr
Cerise Diverse Generalized Bond Parlour
  12/14/17
silly libs
Primrose histrionic set
  12/14/17
word on the street is that one is moving to la to start a ca...
wonderful party of the first part rehab
  12/14/17
...
Cerise Diverse Generalized Bond Parlour
  12/14/17
...
Hyperventilating fantasy-prone property
  12/14/17
...
brindle big abode
  12/14/17
He doesn't "remember" showing porn to female inter...
Primrose histrionic set
  12/14/17
"If it happened, it happened. But I don't recall it.&qu...
Primrose histrionic set
  12/14/17
SO COURAGEOUS
self-centered useless stage affirmative action
  12/14/17
What do you think Kathryn Rubino weighs? 200? 250?
pearl excitant doctorate
  12/14/17
250, easily
Cerise Diverse Generalized Bond Parlour
  12/14/17
Didn't an xo2007 poster clerk for him?
zombie-like volcanic crater
  12/14/17
Dude, are you serious. Fiver kicked this whole thing off.
pearl excitant doctorate
  12/14/17
Oh, lol, was she the one who always said wine time?
zombie-like volcanic crater
  12/14/17
Yup
pearl excitant doctorate
  12/14/17
no that was five alive
adulterous place of business plaza
  12/14/17
Wait, fiver and five alive are different poasters?
pearl excitant doctorate
  12/14/17
Yes.
Titillating salmon crackhouse
  12/14/17
*updates spreadsheet*
pearl excitant doctorate
  12/14/17
...
Cerise Diverse Generalized Bond Parlour
  12/14/17
yes mom jeez would you keep up
mind-boggling mad cow disease meetinghouse
  12/14/17
...
Black lay
  12/14/17
...
Black lay
  12/14/17
lmao do you people even poast here
adulterous place of business plaza
  12/14/17
Fiver has not pasted in many years, prolly before most curre...
Stimulating ticket booth
  12/14/17
also deleted her blog, though it was still accessible on arc...
greedy deep national chad
  12/15/17
Cr
Titillating salmon crackhouse
  12/14/17
the fact that these clerks suddenly dont acknowledge there w...
lascivious flesh spot
  12/14/17
*immediately looks for resume to update it*
Cerise Diverse Generalized Bond Parlour
  12/14/17
...
stirring mauve step-uncle's house
  12/14/17
I would never hire a quitter. What the fuck are these three ...
amethyst travel guidebook parlor
  12/14/17
this is how incredibly deep the brain rot has gotten with th...
mind-boggling mad cow disease meetinghouse
  12/14/17
i too, wish i was still in the sh*tprofession of law. i too,...
Primrose histrionic set
  12/14/17
guy running pg13 version of shitty schtick
Cerebral clear tank church
  12/14/17
Shitlib: Who would hire someone who tolerated, if not outrig...
Lime floppy circlehead office
  12/14/17
Ya I think the right thing to do is to be loyal to the perso...
High-end pozpig
  12/14/17
Who says they couldn't? Presumably they're still stars.
green karate preventive strike
  12/15/17
Kennedy had less backbone than anyone. He’s not going on a l...
hateful digit ratio school
  12/15/17
one month ago every one of these people would literally suck...
adulterous place of business plaza
  12/14/17
its not even fucking rational. the "allegations" a...
mind-boggling mad cow disease meetinghouse
  12/14/17
...
adulterous place of business plaza
  12/14/17
couldn't agree with you more. it truly is not even f*cking ...
Primrose histrionic set
  12/14/17
i will literally find you and slit your throat you kike
mind-boggling mad cow disease meetinghouse
  12/15/17
"literally"
Primrose histrionic set
  12/15/17
did i stutter nigger?
mind-boggling mad cow disease meetinghouse
  12/15/17
i will suck your cock right now for a SCOTUS clerkship. will...
Cerise Diverse Generalized Bond Parlour
  12/14/17
Koz dug his own grave by hiring these types, bottomfeeding o...
vibrant useless brakes patrolman
  12/14/17
...
Henna stead dopamine
  12/14/17
This. Koz has only himself to blame for hiring these types, ...
Primrose histrionic set
  12/14/17
Their apps are already in, dummy
zombie-like volcanic crater
  12/14/17
Pretty sure this just underlines what a bunch of opportunist...
adulterous place of business plaza
  12/14/17
I'm not just pretty sure, I'm positive this just underlines ...
Primrose histrionic set
  12/14/17
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a5/d9/84/a5d984bdea0a263aa858...
vibrant useless brakes patrolman
  12/14/17
...
adulterous place of business plaza
  12/14/17
...
green karate preventive strike
  12/15/17
Of course. Underscores the complete lack of diversity of tho...
Khaki Razzle Pocket Flask
  12/14/17
I DON'T MIND YOU COMIN' HERE AND WASTIN' ALL MY TIME 'CAUS...
Primrose histrionic set
  12/14/17
IT'S NOT THE PERFUME THAT YOU WEAR IT'S NOT THE RIBBONS IN ...
Primrose histrionic set
  12/14/17
I DON'T MIND YOU HANGIN' OUT AND TALKIN' IN YOUR SLEEP IT ...
Primrose histrionic set
  12/14/17
yep
adulterous place of business plaza
  12/14/17
https://78.media.tumblr.com/f3de08dbd16f811bc02f5c10dd4d4394...
vibrant useless brakes patrolman
  12/14/17
...
High-end pozpig
  12/14/17
Your not?
zombie-like volcanic crater
  12/14/17
...
vibrant useless brakes patrolman
  12/14/17
You're,
Beady-eyed Lavender Address Laser Beams
  12/14/17
...
High-end pozpig
  12/14/17
Will biglaw still give them the COA bonus?
Lime floppy circlehead office
  12/14/17
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for ...
Beady-eyed Lavender Address Laser Beams
  12/14/17
Look up Samuel Kent. You don’t get impeached for watching po...
High-end pozpig
  12/14/17
In fairness, Kent was indicted for several counts of sexual ...
pearl excitant doctorate
  12/15/17
the lie is the problem, rookie nobody gives a shit if he s...
Cerebral clear tank church
  12/14/17
Time for a firm or school to hire them for the PR.
Lime floppy circlehead office
  12/14/17
...
High-end pozpig
  12/14/17
Dear Judge Kozinski, I regret to inform you that I do not...
High-end pozpig
  12/15/17
I don't have much to add to this excellent thread. Shitlibs...
Henna stead dopamine
  12/15/17
...
mind-boggling mad cow disease meetinghouse
  12/15/17
Don't underestimate how contemptible libs are. They're very ...
Primrose histrionic set
  12/15/17
When a plot against the Emperor failed... the plotters were ...
hateful digit ratio school
  12/15/17
...
High-end pozpig
  12/15/17


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Date: December 14th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: brindle big abode

https://abovethelaw.com/2017/12/sources-report-3-kozinski-clerks-are-out/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921459)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:16 PM
Author: mind-boggling mad cow disease meetinghouse

not even clicking but lmfao at these lunatic fecal libs.

and these are the future LAWYERS in this country. the ones that are supposed to ensure JUSTICE and FAIRNESS. lmfao! libs you are fucking ruining everything you touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922007)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:18 PM
Author: Cerise Diverse Generalized Bond Parlour

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922027)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:34 PM
Author: Primrose histrionic set

silly libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922184)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: wonderful party of the first part rehab

word on the street is that one is moving to la to start a career in porn, one made 183k on secondary crypto and is retiring, and one saw an opportunity to stop working and just ran with it with no additional plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921487)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:18 PM
Author: Cerise Diverse Generalized Bond Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922028)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Hyperventilating fantasy-prone property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34923763)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 7:30 PM
Author: brindle big abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921632)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: Primrose histrionic set

He doesn't "remember" showing porn to female interns/externs. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921635)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 7:32 PM
Author: Primrose histrionic set

"If it happened, it happened. But I don't recall it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921644)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: self-centered useless stage affirmative action

SO COURAGEOUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921637)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 7:38 PM
Author: pearl excitant doctorate

What do you think Kathryn Rubino weighs? 200? 250?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921678)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: Cerise Diverse Generalized Bond Parlour

250, easily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922032)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 7:45 PM
Author: zombie-like volcanic crater

Didn't an xo2007 poster clerk for him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921753)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: pearl excitant doctorate

Dude, are you serious. Fiver kicked this whole thing off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921769)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 7:47 PM
Author: zombie-like volcanic crater

Oh, lol, was she the one who always said wine time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921778)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 7:53 PM
Author: pearl excitant doctorate

Yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921842)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:13 PM
Author: adulterous place of business plaza

no that was five alive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921984)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: pearl excitant doctorate

Wait, fiver and five alive are different poasters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921989)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Titillating salmon crackhouse

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921992)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:15 PM
Author: pearl excitant doctorate

*updates spreadsheet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921998)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: Cerise Diverse Generalized Bond Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922035)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling mad cow disease meetinghouse

yes mom jeez would you keep up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922000)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:16 PM
Author: Black lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922003)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:16 PM
Author: Black lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922001)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: adulterous place of business plaza

lmao do you people even poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922011)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Stimulating ticket booth

Fiver has not pasted in many years, prolly before most current plasters began.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34923762)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: greedy deep national chad

also deleted her blog, though it was still accessible on archive.org last time i looked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34924620)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Titillating salmon crackhouse

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921990)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:12 PM
Author: lascivious flesh spot

the fact that these clerks suddenly dont acknowledge there was consideration for the k is just bad faith or bad law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921981)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:16 PM
Author: Cerise Diverse Generalized Bond Parlour

*immediately looks for resume to update it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922005)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: stirring mauve step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922925)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:18 PM
Author: amethyst travel guidebook parlor

I would never hire a quitter. What the fuck are these three thinking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922026)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: mind-boggling mad cow disease meetinghouse

this is how incredibly deep the brain rot has gotten with the current generation of social media libs. they're all utterly nuts.

i wish i was still in the shitprofession of law. i would do everything in my power to blacklist these fucking pieces of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922040)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: Primrose histrionic set

i too, wish i was still in the sh*tprofession of law. i too, would do everything in my power to blacklist these f*cking pieces of sh*t. (actually i was never in the sh*tprofession of law. but if i were, i would indeed do everything in my power to blacklist these f*cking pieces of sh*t. f*ck.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922222)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:26 PM
Author: Cerebral clear tank church

guy running pg13 version of shitty schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34923847)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: Lime floppy circlehead office

Shitlib: Who would hire someone who tolerated, if not outright enabled, such a man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34923809)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: High-end pozpig

Ya I think the right thing to do is to be loyal to the person you know even though his star is fallin and you can no longer ride his name to a SCOTUS clerkship. But on the other hand Koz is a douche, and their firms will probably take them right back so I guess fuck it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34923887)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: green karate preventive strike

Who says they couldn't? Presumably they're still stars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34924651)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 1:30 AM
Author: hateful digit ratio school

Kennedy had less backbone than anyone. He’s not going on a limb to hire a Kozinski clerk. And Kennedy was Kozinski’s hook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34924679)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:20 PM
Author: adulterous place of business plaza

one month ago every one of these people would literally suck cock for a scotus clerkship. fuck this opportunist shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922042)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling mad cow disease meetinghouse

its not even fucking rational. the "allegations" against him by a fucking dipshit trashy porn novelist xo poster were all innocuous as fuck. what a bunch of faggots. god fucking dammit i am so irate right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922052)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: adulterous place of business plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922163)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:40 PM
Author: Primrose histrionic set

couldn't agree with you more. it truly is not even f*cking rational. the "allegations" against him by a f*cking dipsh*t trashy porn novelist xo poster were all innocuous as f*ck. what a bunch of faggots. god f*cking dammit i too am so irate right now. f*ck. irate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922254)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: mind-boggling mad cow disease meetinghouse

i will literally find you and slit your throat you kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34924327)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Primrose histrionic set

"literally"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34924353)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: mind-boggling mad cow disease meetinghouse

did i stutter nigger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34924393)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:21 PM
Author: Cerise Diverse Generalized Bond Parlour

i will suck your cock right now for a SCOTUS clerkship. will be the easiest 300k i ever make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922053)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: vibrant useless brakes patrolman

Koz dug his own grave by hiring these types, bottomfeeding opportunists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922059)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: Henna stead dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922230)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:44 PM
Author: Primrose histrionic set

This. Koz has only himself to blame for hiring these types, bottomfeeding opportunists



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922289)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: zombie-like volcanic crater

Their apps are already in, dummy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922235)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:44 PM
Author: adulterous place of business plaza

Pretty sure this just underlines what a bunch of opportunist scum these people are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922291)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Primrose histrionic set

I'm not just pretty sure, I'm positive this just underlines what a bunch of opportunist scum these people are. opportunist. scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922412)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:20 PM
Author: vibrant useless brakes patrolman

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a5/d9/84/a5d984bdea0a263aa858973be5347083.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922628)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:21 PM
Author: adulterous place of business plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922645)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 1:27 AM
Author: green karate preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34924661)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: Khaki Razzle Pocket Flask

Of course. Underscores the complete lack of diversity of thought or points of view in law students. Joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922657)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: Primrose histrionic set

I DON'T MIND YOU COMIN' HERE

AND WASTIN' ALL MY TIME

'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE STANDIN', OH SO NEAR

I KINDA LOSE MY MIND



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922777)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: Primrose histrionic set

IT'S NOT THE PERFUME THAT YOU WEAR

IT'S NOT THE RIBBONS IN YOUR HAIR

AND I DON'T MIND YOU COMIN' HERE

AND WASTIN' ALL MY TIME



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922785)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: Primrose histrionic set

I DON'T MIND YOU HANGIN' OUT

AND TALKIN' IN YOUR SLEEP

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE YOU'VE BEEN

AS LONG AS IT WAS DEEP, YEAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922788)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: adulterous place of business plaza

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922796)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: vibrant useless brakes patrolman

https://78.media.tumblr.com/f3de08dbd16f811bc02f5c10dd4d4394/tumblr_inline_n8jfviC34V1sj04lk.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922895)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: High-end pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34923709)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: zombie-like volcanic crater

Your not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34923753)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:20 PM
Author: vibrant useless brakes patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34923790)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Lavender Address Laser Beams

You're,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34923791)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:26 PM
Author: High-end pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34923848)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Lime floppy circlehead office

Will biglaw still give them the COA bonus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34923784)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Lavender Address Laser Beams

When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one member of the 9th circuit court of appeals to share his favorite pornhub vids with some clerks just do some outrage, bros.

But seriously can't a supposedly top notch lawyer lie better than just saying "I don't recall" cause that's some weak shit. They will just search his online browsing history. He's done here politically. Can't watch porn at work.

One of these pervert duders just needs to fess up and say "yeah, I did it but every last one of these chicks has put an actual penis in her mouth and what's more disgusting than that?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34923786)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: High-end pozpig

Look up Samuel Kent. You don’t get impeached for watching porno. You get impeached for lying to investigators.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34923859)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 7:26 AM
Author: pearl excitant doctorate

In fairness, Kent was indicted for several counts of sexual abuse and pled guilty to obstruction. He was going to retire and then didn’t which got him impeached on the charge he pled to. The Koz investigation will be a judicial investigation, I think. So no obstruction charges even if he lies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34925472)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Cerebral clear tank church

the lie is the problem, rookie

nobody gives a shit if he showed some porn to an adult

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34923871)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Lime floppy circlehead office

Time for a firm or school to hire them for the PR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34923835)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:32 PM
Author: High-end pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34923904)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: High-end pozpig

Dear Judge Kozinski,

I regret to inform you that I do not plan to follow through on my commitment to clerk in your chambers for the 2018 term. The circumstances have obviously changed. You can no longer increase my chance at a Supreme Court clerkship. As an unabashed opportunist, I therefore believe the proper course is to bow out now so that you can plan accordingly.

Go with Christ,

//:’;;



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34924377)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: Henna stead dopamine

I don't have much to add to this excellent thread. Shitlibs are just so contemptible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34924390)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:41 AM
Author: mind-boggling mad cow disease meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34924395)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Primrose histrionic set

Don't underestimate how contemptible libs are. They're very contemptible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34924796)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:46 AM
Author: hateful digit ratio school

When a plot against the Emperor failed... the plotters were always given a chance to let their families keep their fortunes. Right?

Yeah, but only the rich guys, Tom. The little guys got knocked off and all their estates went to the Emperors. Unless they went home and killed themselves, then nothing happened. And the families... the families were taken care of.

That was a good break. A nice deal.

Yeah... They went home... and sat in a hot bath... opened up their veins... and bled to death... and sometimes they had a little party before they did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34924436)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: High-end pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34924491)