Enter Splatty Valentine from the upper hall

She sees the manager in a pool of splooge

Cries out, "My God, they stimmed them all!"

Here comes the story of Cum Hurricane

The man league authorities came to blame

For his cock that he never hid

Put him in clothing now but one time he could-a been

Nude champion of the world.

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Nude bodies lying there does Splatty see

And another man named Swello moving around so slippery

"I didn't splooge it", he says and he throws up his glans, "My cumblast didn't even register; I hope you understand!"

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Meanwhile far away in another part of town

Sploogin' Carter and a couple of friends are dicking on down

Number one contender for the nude lifting crown

Had no idea what kinda shit was about to go down

When a cop pulled him over and he pointed his choad

Just like the time before and the time before that

In Splatterson that's just the way things go

No clothes on your back? You might as well not show your massive beef

'Less you wanna draw the heat.

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Alfred Swello had a partner and he had a rap for the cops

Him and Arthur Flexter Manmeat were just out stimmin around

He said, "I saw nude men running out. Cocks looked like middleweights.

They sprayed a heavy white load onto a twink's face.

And Miss Splatty Valentine just nodded instead

Cop said, "Wait a minute, boys, this one gives head."

So they took him to the IFNB

And though this twink could hardly see

They told him he could identify the unclothed men!

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Sploogin' could take a man out with just one nut

But he never did like to talk about it all that much

"It's my work," he'd say, "and I do it for pay.

And when it's over I'd just as soon let my cock spray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830608&forum_id=2#34931163)