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Funny story from my wife's holiday party (CSLG)
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Date: December 16th, 2017 2:36 AM Author: Dun space So I just got back from my wife's holiday party. For some background she is an in house lawyer and worked for a subsidiary of a publicly traded company. They ended up merging all the finance subsidiaries and she joined group legal at the corporate level.
Since she spent 7 years at the subsidiary and since it's the closest office to our house, she goes there to work some days and still goes to all their company events. Also for some background, I worked there as a business analyst after I graduated law school because I initially didn't want to practice law.
So, I was talking to the president of the subsidiary and he was complaining about the state income tax deduction going away. I repped the HR lady's husband for an employment case a few years ago so I know he makes in the mid 300K range for salary (she has a big mouth - think Pam from Archer). He is a nice guy but thinks he is hot shit because he has a C-level job and wears a Rolex submariner. So I told him he should prepay his state taxes for next year before December 31 to save some tax liability. It is still debatable whether that will work, but there is no real downside.
He basically told me, well I'll ask my CPA, but it's not really a problem you need to worry about anyways (implying that my income is too low to worry about it). I told him I paid 560K in taxes this year, so it was a big deal to me. He then goes "you made 560k this year?". I said no, I paid 560K in taxes. He literally shut the fuck up and didn't know what to say. It was kind of funny because I think his perception of me was some washed out lawyer who couldn't get a job and was forced to hang his own shingle. I don't think he realizes I've repped like 50 people at his company for various cases. |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:30 PM Author: pea-brained multi-colored corner Rofl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34984529) |
Date: December 16th, 2017 2:39 AM Author: canary mewling senate nowag nice. it's lmao because he's still a wagecuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34933032) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 2:44 AM Author: Dun space I am kicking myself for not complimenting him on his watch because I was wearing my 25K rose gold Rolex Daytona. Then I could have pointed that out to him too lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34933048) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:45 AM Author: Dun space TY. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34984151) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 7:25 AM Author: fear-inspiring wild pervert internal respiration 180 trillion. LJL at wagecucks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34933611) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 7:37 AM Author: trip rusted incel haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34933655) |
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"ARROGANT blonde DESTROYED when she sees HUGE COCK" |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:18 AM Author: Poppy spot sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34933804) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:32 AM Author: scarlet dashing lodge Can't really look while watching the kids. The genre involves a bitchy girl demeaning some guy (obviously a musclestud but wearing spectacles) as a NERD, and say he'll probably mess his teeny weeny right away if he sees her banging bod, only to be AMAZED when he unseathes his STUDLY BROADSWORD, and fall to worship. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34933818) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:34 AM Author: Poppy spot sex offender *unzips*
Go on... |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 7:57 AM Author: Free-loading Location lol at hot shit c-level bro getting blown the fuck out at his own xmas party. way to go.
guarantee he was laying in bed with his wife last night saying "there's no way. he was lying, right? or he was making a joke and i didn't get the joke?" |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:29 AM Author: Shivering swashbuckling hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34933813) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:37 AM Author: trip rusted incel haunted graveyard his wife’s pussy was dry as the fucking Mohave as he said “that guy didn’t even have a submariner haha” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34933830) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:30 AM Author: Slap-happy Center Scourge Upon The Earth 180000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34933816) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:33 AM Author: medicated crimson knife digit ratio 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34933819) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:37 AM Author: Poppy spot sex offender Thing I don’t get is how does a guy making mid 300s in California think he’s hot shit. If what XO tells me is true, He’s barely scraping by if he’s got kids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34933831) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 10:31 AM Author: Dun space XO has some weird perception about how much money you need to make to have a good life. The guy started with the subsidiary as employee number three in the mid 1980s. So he's been making decent money for like 30 years. He has two kids and lives in a pretty nice house in Thousand Oaks.
I think part of the problem is that many people finish law school with like 100-200K in loans and real estate is so expensive now the barrier to entry is crazy. But remember this dude was probably make mid 100's in the 90s and bought his 5 bedroom house house for like 300K in 1994. Considering he has little or no mortgage and no student loans, mid 300's leaves you a lot of extra money. Also, the Las Virginas School District (where we live) is just as good as private school. The entire area is UMC or rich. So he doesn't have to pay much to have his kids. |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 10:35 AM Author: Cruel-hearted haunting striped hyena skinny woman 300k without debt is a good life but he’s hardly killing it. Especially on the coasts. Sounds like typical boomer scum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34934258) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 10:41 AM Author: Dun space I don't think he is a boomer. He is early 50's and started at the company right out of college. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34934289) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:38 AM Author: exciting nudist patrolman absolutely devastating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34933837) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:41 AM Author: Insane aromatic gas station *guy who tells people at a Xmas party that he pays half a million in taxes*
Why not just leave copies of your full return at the open bar for everyone to grab? |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:43 AM Author: exciting nudist patrolman TO BE FAIR the dude was trying to brag & AMOG /w his meagre 300k by complaining about tax in the first place, then presumptuously said to chill clsg "its not like you have to worry about that"
clsg showed restraint here, a respectful & classy SHUTDOWN with no unnecessary follow up |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:30 PM Author: pea-brained multi-colored corner CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34984535) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:10 PM Author: Pearly parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34984849) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:44 AM Author: Razzle Headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34933853) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:44 AM Author: adulterous comical point twinkling uncleanness He couldn't resist, his ego got the better of him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34933854) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:44 AM Author: scarlet dashing lodge Tbf it sounds like it came up, and surely cslg suffers weekly the arrogant assumption of wagers he's some sort of washed up pov. Takes years for something like that to stop rankling in most cases. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34933858) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 10:39 AM Author: Dun space I didn't just say it out of nowhere, it fit in the context of the discussion. I actually like the guy a lot, he is a cool dude. He just is one of those people with just enough success to let it go to their head, and he is used to being the king of state school grads who work there for life.
Besides XO (where I really just post it to get people interested/motivated to going solo) I don't tell people how much I make. I don't want people hitting me up for money. My mom knows and she asked me to borrow 17K to pay off a credit card her husband didn't know about. He makes like 500k/year but she spends like a teenager. Even my paralegals have no idea the extent of how much business we do. |
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Date: December 21st, 2017 7:03 AM Author: scarlet dashing lodge Hope your dad is hiding some cash. Geez (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34973485) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 10:13 AM Author: Dun space My step dad has alerts on his credit cards and bank accounts for high spending. He is on top of that shit. Only reason their marriage has lasted so long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34983479) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM Author: scarlet dashing lodge Thank God. It's funny - you seem to have gotten the benefit of both the preference for risk and conscientiousness to save and hedge. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34983554) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 10:29 AM Author: Fragrant alcoholic church athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34983595) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 10:31 AM Author: overrated step-uncle's house it was totally justified in context. the exec thought he was hot shit and got his shit pushed in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34983610) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 10:32 AM Author: maroon beta house at the end of your story, you should have taken out your light saber and chopped his balls off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34934239) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 10:35 AM Author: Gaped Gunner This is what happened after
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/7k22xz/company_wide_meeting_is_in_session/ |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 10:39 AM Author: motley police squad Lol at offering up your salary at spouse’s Christmas parties (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34934281) |
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Date: December 21st, 2017 1:05 AM Author: 180 magenta death wish (man wearing rolex submariner) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34972748) |
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Date: December 21st, 2017 1:15 AM Author: mauve bat shit crazy rigor tanning salon blown the fuck out like Peterman's boipussy 180 |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 10:17 AM Author: High-end boiling water Way to show him your horsecock, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34983514) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 10:27 AM Author: overrated step-uncle's house fcking pwned. 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34983583) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:27 AM Author: maniacal messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34984013) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 10:31 AM Author: Exhilarant shaky abode 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34983607) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:32 AM Author: Deep Library Jesus. I hope santa left a fucking shinebox under the tree for that guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34984041) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM Author: pea-brained multi-colored corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34984537) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:49 AM Author: shimmering spectacular property mad-dog skullcap It seems like there are a lot of 50-somethings “execs” who now make mid-300s and think they’re hot shit because they lucked out and bought a house when it was $300k in good school districts and their kids are grown now. They’re also the last employees with real pensions. My husband has 2 bosses who fit that profile and theyve had similar conversations complaining about the SALT elimination and they have made comments to my husband that “at least you’re going to benefit from the tax plan with the doubling in the standard deduction and child tax credit.” My husband just nods and smiles. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34984196) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:53 AM Author: Dun space Too bad that SALT prepay scam CPAs tried to push got written out in the bill. At least I won't have to pay state income tax next year (assuming I make the same amount). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34984224) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:57 AM Author: shimmering spectacular property mad-dog skullcap You’ll prob end up having to pay more given the trajectory you’re on.
My husband did mention the prepayment thing to his bosses a few weeks ago and they said “not many people have $30k lying around to prepay taxes.” If you’re making $300k+ you should right??! Your wife’s driving around in a Range Rover. |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM Author: Umber hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34984369) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:24 PM Author: orchid filthpig did you also tell him your business model is defrauding insurance companies by soliciting doctors to perform unnecessary procedures on car accident victims? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34984491) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 12:47 PM Author: Dun space I deny that is the case. Also, I create real value for people. Most businesses rip off consumers. They walk away from my service in a better position they were before they hired me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34984673) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:06 PM Author: Brass jewess boltzmann >>your business model
>>the business model
That's PI. Don't hate him for jumping into the game how it is played. |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:07 PM Author: yapping apoplectic sanctuary your wife is pretty nice from the meet up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34984825) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:08 PM Author: Pearly parlor GAPED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3830884&forum_id=2#34984829) |