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Why is CSLG so impressed with himself? V100 partner makes 2x he does

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Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
Avg V100 partner his age makes way less
offensive base ceo
  12/17/17
Lol way way off. Only rainmakers at v100 firms or partners a...
Splenetic knife electric furnace
  12/17/17
Not true. Ask colt
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
https://abovethelaw.com/2014/07/the-haves-and-the-have-mores...
yapping 180 hairy legs
  12/17/17
23 to 1 is insane. This is all going to continue to stratify...
Beady-eyed Locale
  12/17/17
Tbf, some firms included the nonequity “partners” and it loo...
yapping 180 hairy legs
  12/17/17
I think you miss the point of me posting. I want to show peo...
Submissive friendly grandma
  12/17/17
Solo shitlaw is 180. Went solo 2 years ago and life has been...
laughsome buff site keepsake machete
  12/17/17
LJL at wagecucks
Deep spot
  12/17/17
fuck my ass. i just made partner at a v100 firm and will be ...
Splenetic knife electric furnace
  12/17/17
getting that after grinding for 8 years is an SPS deal sorry
thriller orchid kitchen pistol
  12/17/17
This is retarded flame that biglaw failures tell themselves ...
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
cr. lmao at op
Fragrant bull headed indian lodge
  12/17/17
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Concupiscible ape university
  12/17/17
*barfs out 2 paragraphs at obvious flame thread*
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
You should disclose that youre Jewish. not being sntisemitic...
cyan filthy foreskin rehab
  12/17/17
This is an underrated post
Violent Chrome Hell
  12/17/17
Boss, you're one of the reasons I'm back on the bort. You'r...
deranged apoplectic codepig nowag
  12/17/17
exactly
insanely creepy theater
  12/17/17
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Racy sooty garrison deer antler
  12/17/17
180
Bonkers Dilemma Volcanic Crater
  12/17/17
Are u only 4 years out of law school????
Shaky gas station
  12/17/17
Seven. I worked first as a non-lawyer, then I worked for ano...
Submissive friendly grandma
  12/17/17
180 bro. If i move to la can i work for you
Shaky gas station
  12/17/17
I don't hire lawyers, but I'll refer you business and help y...
Submissive friendly grandma
  12/17/17
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Lavender Judgmental Yarmulke Legend
  12/17/17
CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR youre a huge asset to the boart and...
Infuriating silver trust fund goal in life
  12/17/17
Killshot.
bisexual institution
  12/17/17
Lol holy fuck. Rare to see an op get gaped with EARNEST 180...
Kink-friendly hairraiser chapel gaming laptop
  12/17/17
180
Well-lubricated Trailer Park
  12/17/17
180000000
sinister round eye stage
  12/17/17
<3
passionate half-breed whorehouse
  12/22/17
He's on here to build business. It's genius. Every post ...
carmine station
  12/17/17
it's both. he helps his xo bros, his xo bros help him.
Racy sooty garrison deer antler
  12/17/17
he's a very synergistic guy. truly remarkable.
insanely creepy theater
  12/17/17
That's how it's done. Expand your network with exactly the ...
deranged apoplectic codepig nowag
  12/17/17
*unzips*
Deep spot
  12/17/17
CR. if there's one constant XO meme, it's bros helping bros...
Jade Excitant Church Building
  12/17/17
Lol, never thought about it as his referral network. 180!
Diverse principal's office
  12/17/17
Lmfao
cyan filthy foreskin rehab
  12/17/17
I have 100 times more respect for a shitlaw king who made it...
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Diverse principal's office
  12/17/17
im a thervice non-equity "partner" b-b-but breakfa...
thriller orchid kitchen pistol
  12/17/17
From your posts ITT it seems like you either got no biglaw o...
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
Lmao at OP, a mewling wagecuck dork taking boomer cock in ev...
Drab razzmatazz police squad
  12/17/17
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Big Pea-brained Elastic Band
  12/17/17
Up for partner next year actually. Happy to be a wagecuck wh...
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
There is nothing wrong with wagecucking. But I think owning...
deranged apoplectic codepig nowag
  12/17/17
op is not doing that because he is flame and not a lawyer
Splenetic knife electric furnace
  12/17/17
I was literally helping to teach some juniors how to ski at ...
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
As long as ur giving back.
deranged apoplectic codepig nowag
  12/17/17
Has OP poasted since this devastating self pwn?
comical resort
  12/17/17
Lol at the delusional retards slurping CSLG ITT. I'll bump ...
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
Ljl @ biglaw wagecucks
Shaky gas station
  12/17/17
I'll be LJL when I retire at 40 with several million ITB.
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
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Shaky gas station
  12/17/17
80 hours a week is flame. If you're charismatic and smart yo...
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
Ok, bro You do you Fwiw, CSLG's life sounds much bette...
Shaky gas station
  12/17/17
He's also living in spic thunderdome. I'm in a tier 1 Europe...
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
he lithped
poppy forum sweet tailpipe
  12/17/17
cr you're alpha prole trumpturds just idolize CSLG becaus...
doobsian rough-skinned cuckoldry
  12/17/17
They worship him like a hero LOL. I guess a lot of them are ...
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
xo is just a bunch of "too cool for school" white ...
doobsian rough-skinned cuckoldry
  12/17/17
biglaw is godawful and nobody wnats to do it it doesn't e...
Shaky gas station
  12/17/17
My group is collegial as hell. Very little turnover. Legacy ...
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
Most biglaw partners are completely aspie
Shaky gas station
  12/17/17
Wrong
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
it was probably shitty for you because youre a 115 IQ grinde...
doobsian rough-skinned cuckoldry
  12/17/17
(no inheritancemo)
Shaky gas station
  12/17/17
rook its you & ur inheritance: http://calc.amsi.org.a...
doobsian rough-skinned cuckoldry
  12/17/17
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Diverse principal's office
  12/17/17
Such a weird post. CSLG and his wife have a paid off and nic...
electric corn cake
  12/17/17
I will essentially set my own hours as a biglaw partner. I p...
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
you just sound incredibly jealous of him biglaw is fuckin...
Shaky gas station
  12/17/17
Read above. I have solid hours and my group is fun as hell. ...
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
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doobsian rough-skinned cuckoldry
  12/17/17
I rented out an entire laser tag facility for my xmas party ...
Submissive friendly grandma
  12/17/17
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Shaky gas station
  12/17/17
I'm posting from a firm wide retreat in the Italian alps. S...
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
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doobsian rough-skinned cuckoldry
  12/17/17
This just killed the flame. No one believes that biglawmos a...
Submissive friendly grandma
  12/17/17
I'm happily married as well dude. Just saying that I am sur...
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
Lol, we should grab a beer next time you're in LA. My throwa...
Submissive friendly grandma
  12/17/17
Will do brother. If you're ever in Vienna just bump this pos...
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
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doobsian rough-skinned cuckoldry
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Obsidian hyperventilating market
  12/17/17
lol at this shit flame. op didn't even try.
Fragrant bull headed indian lodge
  12/17/17
Lmao xo has lost a half step
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
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Fragrant bull headed indian lodge
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doobsian rough-skinned cuckoldry
  12/17/17
haha wow holy shit
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
Link to explanation of CSLG s business model?
aqua national
  12/17/17
Lol I'm in biglaw and even the partner who runs my group doe...
bisexual institution
  12/17/17
You are either in some shit service group or not biglaw. And...
wonderful space azn
  12/17/17
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Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
harsh but fair
bisexual institution
  12/17/17
I met him at this holiday party. He seems very social and s...
Obsidian hyperventilating market
  12/17/17
'Dat 1000 yard of-counsel stare' begs for a moniker
deranged apoplectic codepig nowag
  12/17/17
Partner track here. I'll never be a counsel.
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
V100 partner here: CSLG makes more money than I do. He’s a...
wonderful space azn
  12/17/17
Sorry about your shit firm.
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
Meh, I’ll cry myself to sleep on my million dollar HHI
wonderful space azn
  12/17/17
Lmfao at this post
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
I’m sure you are
wonderful space azn
  12/17/17
You probably live in some high COL shit hole. I'm in a livea...
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
Nothing you said is true. Sorry you are so MAF tho.
wonderful space azn
  12/17/17
Lol dude other xo posters can confirm this. Sorry you're jel...
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
Other poasters can confirm that what you said about me is no...
wonderful space azn
  12/17/17
Who are these posters?
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
Just use search little bro
wonderful space azn
  12/17/17
Lol you're done here. Thanks for playing.
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
Sorry you are so mad. Let me guess, you were a pumo until re...
wonderful space azn
  12/17/17
Wrong again!
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
Gitmo was outted by doobs in the thread where he said he mad...
Ivory Wrinkle
  12/17/17
he's 6'3"
doobsian rough-skinned cuckoldry
  12/17/17
6’1.5”
wonderful space azn
  12/17/17
So you're shorter than me and will be making much less 1 yea...
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
lol, nobody believes you.
wonderful space azn
  12/17/17
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Ivory Wrinkle
  12/17/17
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doobsian rough-skinned cuckoldry
  12/17/17
ljl, confident people don't make threads like this. You see...
Beady-eyed Locale
  12/17/17
I'm confident as hell, have a beautiful wife and was crushi...
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
I bet you have a 9 inch dick too
wonderful space azn
  12/17/17
I'm Asian. Packing 6 inches actually and it has never been ...
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
JFC, you’re dun here.
wonderful space azn
  12/17/17
?
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
I for one am shocked that OP of this thread is asian.
Translucent french chef
  12/17/17
6'3" with a white European wife. You'd kill to swap liv...
Vermilion Library Rigor
  12/17/17
lol
Translucent french chef
  12/17/17
lol
poppy forum sweet tailpipe
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doobsian rough-skinned cuckoldry
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bisexual institution
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wonderful space azn
  12/17/17
No layperson knows or cares who the fuck a biglaw partner is...
Carnelian mad cow disease
  12/17/17
LOL that law hawk guy is awesome. holy fuck.
Splenetic knife electric furnace
  12/17/17
I've been searching for a hero.
deranged apoplectic codepig nowag
  12/17/17
Chandler and Kenny, we should do these type of commercials l...
Submissive friendly grandma
  12/17/17
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Bat shit crazy fighting fat ankles
  12/17/17
*opens thread* *smells ducksauce* *closes thread*
Ivory Wrinkle
  12/17/17
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Translucent french chef
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940835)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:53 AM
Author: offensive base ceo

Avg V100 partner his age makes way less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940846)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:59 AM
Author: Splenetic knife electric furnace

Lol way way off. Only rainmakers at v100 firms or partners at firms in the v10 range make that kind of money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940880)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:59 AM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

Not true. Ask colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940881)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: yapping 180 hairy legs

https://abovethelaw.com/2014/07/the-haves-and-the-have-mores-partner-pay-spreads-at-leading-law-firms/

At Perkins Coie, the range from most compensated partner to the least was 23 to 1. At the other end of the spectrum, the range at Fitzpatrick, Cella, Harper & Scinto was 3 to 1. That’s what we learned in our latest survey of compensation spread, with 107 Am Law 200 firms responding. Payouts to equity and nonequity partners are included in the calculations. For Am Law 100 firms, the average range in compensation was 11.1 to 1; the median was 10.0 to 1. For Second Hundred firms, average was 9.6 to 1; the median was 9.5 to 1.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940910)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:13 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Locale

23 to 1 is insane. This is all going to continue to stratify in the coming years. Boomers would never contemplate taking a smaller piece of the pie.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940937)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: yapping 180 hairy legs

Tbf, some firms included the nonequity “partners” and it looks like some did not. So the data are not great but I agree fuck boomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941009)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:35 AM
Author: Submissive friendly grandma

I think you miss the point of me posting. I want to show people that you can be super successful without going the biglaw route. I work from home, spend tons of time with my son, have a great relationship with my wife and a relatively low stress life. That doesn't exist in biglaw. Plus, I've only been solo 4 years. So you would need to compare me to a 4th year big law associate. On top of that I should pull over 2 mil next year and each year is better/more clients. At this growth I'll be making 5 mil/year before I'm 40 and on my own terms.

Also, I post to help people. I've mentored like two dozen people on this site and people will tell you I help without asking for anythibg. I've sent samples to board members, had 2 hour phone calls, and referred cases. There are a ton of solo bros on this site whose lives are going in different directions now because of my posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941051)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: laughsome buff site keepsake machete

Solo shitlaw is 180. Went solo 2 years ago and life has been 180 since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941062)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Deep spot

LJL at wagecucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941081)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: Splenetic knife electric furnace

fuck my ass. i just made partner at a v100 firm and will be taking home the equivalent of someone making high 200s or 300s next year. not sure how high i will end up going if i remain a service partner - probably in the 400s.

not a bad outcome, but you pwn me hard and fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941095)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:49 PM
Author: thriller orchid kitchen pistol

getting that after grinding for 8 years is an SPS deal sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944337)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

This is retarded flame that biglaw failures tell themselves so they can sleep at night. I work reasonable hours with a fun as hell group of colleagues. Fuck, several of them were at my wedding and I was go Karting with them all day yesterday. This hasn't been a grind at all. Sorry about your SPS work ethic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944401)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Fragrant bull headed indian lodge

cr. lmao at op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941100)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:02 PM
Author: Duck-like appetizing lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944416)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Concupiscible ape university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941101)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:48 AM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

*barfs out 2 paragraphs at obvious flame thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941105)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: cyan filthy foreskin rehab

You should disclose that youre Jewish. not being sntisemitic at all but most of us goy don’t have the Jew drive, resilience and entrepreneurial skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941128)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:05 PM
Author: Violent Chrome Hell

This is an underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942960)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:13 AM
Author: deranged apoplectic codepig nowag

Boss, you're one of the reasons I'm back on the bort. You're giving a playbook for a life most lawyers want but are too faggot to try. Do you. I may reach out at end of 2018.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941223)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: insanely creepy theater

exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941240)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Racy sooty garrison deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941227)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Bonkers Dilemma Volcanic Crater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941256)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Shaky gas station

Are u only 4 years out of law school????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941259)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Submissive friendly grandma

Seven. I worked first as a non-lawyer, then I worked for another guy for a bit. Then I went solo. I taught myself PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941262)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: Shaky gas station

180 bro. If i move to la can i work for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941313)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:30 PM
Author: Submissive friendly grandma

I don't hire lawyers, but I'll refer you business and help you start a solo practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943859)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Lavender Judgmental Yarmulke Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941263)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Infuriating silver trust fund goal in life

CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

youre a huge asset to the boart and a 180 dude



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941578)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: bisexual institution

Killshot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941654)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: Kink-friendly hairraiser chapel gaming laptop

Lol holy fuck. Rare to see an op get gaped with EARNEST 180NESS around here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941962)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Trailer Park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942215)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: sinister round eye stage

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943083)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: passionate half-breed whorehouse

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34988662)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: carmine station

He's on here to build business. It's genius.

Every post he makes is basically him advertising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941116)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Racy sooty garrison deer antler

it's both. he helps his xo bros, his xo bros help him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941229)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: insanely creepy theater

he's a very synergistic guy. truly remarkable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941242)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: deranged apoplectic codepig nowag

That's how it's done. Expand your network with exactly the kinda dood you want I your network. Someone willing to put their balls on the table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941266)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: Deep spot

*unzips*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941762)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Jade Excitant Church Building

CR. if there's one constant XO meme, it's bros helping bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942009)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Diverse principal's office

Lol, never thought about it as his referral network. 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943116)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: cyan filthy foreskin rehab

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941119)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: exhilarant love of her life

I have 100 times more respect for a shitlaw king who made it through entrepreneurial cunning than some sniveling v100 partner dork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941249)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: deranged apoplectic codepig nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941261)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: Fragrant bull headed indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941316)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: Geriatric Aromatic Coldplay Fan Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941318)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Drab razzmatazz police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941332)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 3:29 PM
Author: bossy meetinghouse genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942754)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Diverse principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943121)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:47 PM
Author: thriller orchid kitchen pistol

im a thervice non-equity "partner" b-b-but breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944330)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:00 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

From your posts ITT it seems like you either got no biglaw or got a raw deal. That's no excuse for lashing out at those that are succeeding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944407)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:35 AM
Author: Drab razzmatazz police squad

Lmao at OP, a mewling wagecuck dork taking boomer cock in every orifice 80 hours per week hoaping for dat continental breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941307)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: Big Pea-brained Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941347)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

Up for partner next year actually. Happy to be a wagecuck when I'm pulling 7 figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941387)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: deranged apoplectic codepig nowag

There is nothing wrong with wagecucking. But I think owning your own business using your skills is admirable and clsg is trying to pass that knowledge on to others. Mentoring should be applauded. Hopefully you are mentoring juniors at your firm as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941499)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: Splenetic knife electric furnace

op is not doing that because he is flame and not a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942167)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

I was literally helping to teach some juniors how to ski at our retreat this weekend. I'm very interested in all aspects of being a good lawyer, and mentoring is a huge part of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942186)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: deranged apoplectic codepig nowag

As long as ur giving back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942211)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: comical resort

Has OP poasted since this devastating self pwn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941335)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

Lol at the delusional retards slurping CSLG ITT. I'll bump this thread with a pic of my first payslip l once I make breakfast next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941383)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: Shaky gas station

Ljl @ biglaw wagecucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941386)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:53 AM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

I'll be LJL when I retire at 40 with several million ITB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941391)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:59 AM
Author: Shaky gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941411)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

80 hours a week is flame. If you're charismatic and smart you can get by with mid 50s. Only aspie grinders with no shot at partnership do 80.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941431)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Shaky gas station

Ok, bro

You do you

Fwiw, CSLG's life sounds much better than yours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941437)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

He's also living in spic thunderdome. I'm in a tier 1 European city with very high QOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941442)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:12 PM
Author: poppy forum sweet tailpipe

he lithped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944500)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:53 AM
Author: doobsian rough-skinned cuckoldry

cr you're alpha

prole trumpturds just idolize CSLG because they have no prestige ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941393)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

They worship him like a hero LOL. I guess a lot of them are biglaw failures that somehow imagine they can run the same hustle. Spoiler: they can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941397)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:58 AM
Author: doobsian rough-skinned cuckoldry

xo is just a bunch of "too cool for school" white trash 40 IQ nazis now. they suck shitlaw's cock because they know dealing with large, prestigious institutional clients over really complex and interesting matters is way beyond their mental faculties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941409)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: Shaky gas station

biglaw is godawful and nobody wnats to do it

it doesn't even pay that well for the amount of shit you have to put up

worst time of my life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941417)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

My group is collegial as hell. Very little turnover. Legacy clients who I'm actually close friends with. Post deal drinks feel like going to bar with my college bros. Biglaw really isn't bad if you're non aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941426)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: Shaky gas station

Most biglaw partners are completely aspie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941433)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

Wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941438)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: doobsian rough-skinned cuckoldry

it was probably shitty for you because youre a 115 IQ grinder gook who ended up marrying a ratface from your firm. well adjusted people with actual intelligence are just fine in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941511)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: Shaky gas station

(no inheritancemo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941516)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: doobsian rough-skinned cuckoldry

rook its you & ur inheritance:

http://calc.amsi.org.au/wp-content/uploads/sites/15/2016/02/shutterstock_113350987.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941530)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Diverse principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943117)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: electric corn cake

Such a weird post. CSLG and his wife have a paid off and nice house in the San Fernando Valley, millions in other assets, set their own hours, and likely won’t have to work anymore after just a couple more years if they don’t want to. I’ve met like 2 BIGLAW partners in my life that had the discipline to stop working before 70 or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941404)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

I will essentially set my own hours as a biglaw partner. I plan to work from home 75% of the time. You don't need to be in the office as a tranny.

I will be retiring at 40-45 with 10 mil or more in the bank.

CSLGs hustle is fine but it's nothing special. I'll outpace him easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941413)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: Shaky gas station

you just sound incredibly jealous of him

biglaw is fucking terrible - i did it for a few years and wanted to kill myself on a daily basis

LEGIT KILL MYSELF

the money is absolute shit with the amount of crap you have to put up with

and the people who stay in it long term end up looking like shit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941427)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

Read above. I have solid hours and my group is fun as hell. We just had a Xmas event go Karting. Was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941435)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: doobsian rough-skinned cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941685)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Submissive friendly grandma

I rented out an entire laser tag facility for my xmas party and I catered BBQ. Had almost 100 doctors and clients whose lives I helped financially there. I invited all of XO to come too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941996)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Shaky gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941999)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

I'm posting from a firm wide retreat in the Italian alps. Surrounded by smart as fuck colleagues and beautiful, successful and classy European women. Enjoy your strip mall bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942003)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: doobsian rough-skinned cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942019)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Submissive friendly grandma

This just killed the flame. No one believes that biglawmos are surrounded by beautiful, class, and successful women. The guys a know who slay pussy are shitlaw kings who have lots of charisma. Plus, even if it were true, I'm happy married and well traveled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942047)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

I'm happily married as well dude. Just saying that I am surrounded by smart, successful people and you are in a strip mall with xo posters. Says it all.

And European women are thin and look after themselves. Hours are less so age doesn't take its toll. This isn't Houston biglaw or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942076)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: Submissive friendly grandma

Lol, we should grab a beer next time you're in LA. My throwaway is calishitlawguru@gmail.com. E-mail me what city you are really in and I'll drop you a line if I'm ever there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942105)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

Will do brother. If you're ever in Vienna just bump this post. I'll show you a sick time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942119)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: doobsian rough-skinned cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942124)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Obsidian hyperventilating market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942032)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Fragrant bull headed indian lodge

lol at this shit flame. op didn't even try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941456)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

Lmao xo has lost a half step

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941976)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: Fragrant bull headed indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941983)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: doobsian rough-skinned cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942038)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:28 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943851)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: aqua national

Link to explanation of CSLG s business model?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941638)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: bisexual institution

Lol I'm in biglaw and even the partner who runs my group doesn't make more than CSLG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941680)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: wonderful space azn

You are either in some shit service group or not biglaw. And I say this as a CSLG supporter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941843)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:14 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941883)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: bisexual institution

harsh but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942139)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: Obsidian hyperventilating market

I met him at this holiday party. He seems very social and sounds pretty happy.

No trace of dat 1000 yard of-counsel stare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941704)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:04 PM
Author: deranged apoplectic codepig nowag

'Dat 1000 yard of-counsel stare' begs for a moniker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941802)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:14 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

Partner track here. I'll never be a counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941885)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: wonderful space azn

V100 partner here: CSLG makes more money than I do. He’s also a great dude. Fuck you for making this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941832)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

Sorry about your shit firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941891)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:19 PM
Author: wonderful space azn

Meh, I’ll cry myself to sleep on my million dollar HHI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941920)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

Lmfao at this post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941989)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: wonderful space azn

I’m sure you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942042)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

You probably live in some high COL shit hole. I'm in a liveable European city and will cop partnership next year. Won't have to piss away 50k a year on private school like you. How MAF does this make you? Your HHI is a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942058)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: wonderful space azn

Nothing you said is true. Sorry you are so MAF tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942067)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

Lol dude other xo posters can confirm this. Sorry you're jelly as fuck with your head in the sand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942122)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: wonderful space azn

Other poasters can confirm that what you said about me is not true. IDGAF about you, lil mentally ill brehlet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942136)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

Who are these posters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942145)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: wonderful space azn

Just use search little bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942153)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

Lol you're done here. Thanks for playing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942174)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: wonderful space azn

Sorry you are so mad. Let me guess, you were a pumo until recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942205)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

Wrong again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942223)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Ivory Wrinkle

Gitmo was outted by doobs in the thread where he said he made partner. Who are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942385)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: doobsian rough-skinned cuckoldry

he's 6'3"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942151)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: wonderful space azn

6’1.5”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942198)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

So you're shorter than me and will be making much less 1 year from now. You night want to pull an Irish exit from this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942204)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: wonderful space azn

lol, nobody believes you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942208)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: Ivory Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942380)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: doobsian rough-skinned cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942236)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Locale

ljl, confident people don't make threads like this. You seem like an insecure loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942149)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

I'm confident as hell, have a beautiful wife and was crushing it off piste today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942172)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: wonderful space azn

I bet you have a 9 inch dick too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942201)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

I'm Asian. Packing 6 inches actually and it has never been a problem for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942213)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: wonderful space azn

JFC, you’re dun here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942219)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942230)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Translucent french chef

I for one am shocked that OP of this thread is asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942226)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:38 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Rigor

6'3" with a white European wife. You'd kill to swap lives with me faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944268)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:11 PM
Author: Translucent french chef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944494)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:16 PM
Author: poppy forum sweet tailpipe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944523)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: doobsian rough-skinned cuckoldry



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: bisexual institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942191)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: wonderful space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942210)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:17 PM
Author: Carnelian mad cow disease

No layperson knows or cares who the fuck a biglaw partner is. I still, 20+ years later, remember the phone number for shitlawyer Ron Bell (likely the inspiration for Saul). Ohco-Nueve-Ocho-BELL!

That Texas law hawk bro has more street and pussy cred than a biglawyer. People eat this shit up and love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmZiqwRnwtM

Would totally volunteer to be in any of CSLG's commercials one day.

Also, Texas law hawk is persnickity about props and kills time trolling amazon for rubber fish while "partners" enjoy being bottom of those 11:1 payout ratios.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPJo42MUQqY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941906)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Splenetic knife electric furnace

LOL that law hawk guy is awesome. holy fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941936)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:41 PM
Author: deranged apoplectic codepig nowag

I've been searching for a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942093)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: Submissive friendly grandma

Chandler and Kenny, we should do these type of commercials lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942113)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:41 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy fighting fat ankles



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Date: December 17th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: Ivory Wrinkle

*opens thread*

*smells ducksauce*

*closes thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942310)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:11 PM
Author: Translucent french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944496)