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Why is CSLG so impressed with himself? V100 partner makes 2x he does

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hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
Avg V100 partner his age makes way less
Talented space toilet seat
  12/17/17
Lol way way off. Only rainmakers at v100 firms or partners a...
Chartreuse aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe
  12/17/17
Not true. Ask colt
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
https://abovethelaw.com/2014/07/the-haves-and-the-have-mores...
trip spot private investor
  12/17/17
23 to 1 is insane. This is all going to continue to stratify...
bat shit crazy church building
  12/17/17
Tbf, some firms included the nonequity “partners” and it loo...
trip spot private investor
  12/17/17
I think you miss the point of me posting. I want to show peo...
180 station
  12/17/17
Solo shitlaw is 180. Went solo 2 years ago and life has been...
electric sick bawdyhouse
  12/17/17
LJL at wagecucks
pontificating low-t address hominid
  12/17/17
fuck my ass. i just made partner at a v100 firm and will be ...
Chartreuse aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe
  12/17/17
getting that after grinding for 8 years is an SPS deal sorry
cerise beady-eyed shrine
  12/17/17
This is retarded flame that biglaw failures tell themselves ...
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
cr. lmao at op
out-of-control nursing home
  12/17/17
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histrionic cuckoldry
  12/17/17
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multi-colored heaven ceo
  12/17/17
*barfs out 2 paragraphs at obvious flame thread*
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
You should disclose that youre Jewish. not being sntisemitic...
khaki soul-stirring kitty love of her life
  12/17/17
This is an underrated post
cowardly big jew den
  12/17/17
Boss, you're one of the reasons I'm back on the bort. You'r...
Black costumed mental disorder
  12/17/17
exactly
appetizing cocky potus hospital
  12/17/17
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aromatic sanctuary
  12/17/17
180
violent razzle-dazzle locus pistol
  12/17/17
Are u only 4 years out of law school????
swashbuckling native multi-billionaire
  12/17/17
Seven. I worked first as a non-lawyer, then I worked for ano...
180 station
  12/17/17
180 bro. If i move to la can i work for you
swashbuckling native multi-billionaire
  12/17/17
I don't hire lawyers, but I'll refer you business and help y...
180 station
  12/17/17
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Drab mind-boggling business firm
  12/17/17
CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR youre a huge asset to the boart and...
laughsome trust fund persian
  12/17/17
Killshot.
olive messiness
  12/17/17
Lol holy fuck. Rare to see an op get gaped with EARNEST 180...
impertinent new version
  12/17/17
180
Exciting reading party prole
  12/17/17
180000000
Startling nowag boistinker
  12/17/17
<3
fragrant brass factory reset button
  12/22/17
He's on here to build business. It's genius. Every post ...
Narrow-minded arousing theater
  12/17/17
it's both. he helps his xo bros, his xo bros help him.
aromatic sanctuary
  12/17/17
he's a very synergistic guy. truly remarkable.
appetizing cocky potus hospital
  12/17/17
That's how it's done. Expand your network with exactly the ...
Black costumed mental disorder
  12/17/17
*unzips*
pontificating low-t address hominid
  12/17/17
CR. if there's one constant XO meme, it's bros helping bros...
Fear-inspiring twinkling uncleanness cuck
  12/17/17
Lol, never thought about it as his referral network. 180!
dun pea-brained crotch doctorate
  12/17/17
Lmfao
khaki soul-stirring kitty love of her life
  12/17/17
I have 100 times more respect for a shitlaw king who made it...
boyish rambunctious juggernaut
  12/17/17
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Black costumed mental disorder
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out-of-control nursing home
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Maize Filthpig
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Sticky boltzmann market
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thriller alcoholic base giraffe
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dun pea-brained crotch doctorate
  12/17/17
im a thervice non-equity "partner" b-b-but breakfa...
cerise beady-eyed shrine
  12/17/17
From your posts ITT it seems like you either got no biglaw o...
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
Lmao at OP, a mewling wagecuck dork taking boomer cock in ev...
Sticky boltzmann market
  12/17/17
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adventurous mad cow disease theatre
  12/17/17
Up for partner next year actually. Happy to be a wagecuck wh...
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
There is nothing wrong with wagecucking. But I think owning...
Black costumed mental disorder
  12/17/17
op is not doing that because he is flame and not a lawyer
Chartreuse aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe
  12/17/17
I was literally helping to teach some juniors how to ski at ...
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
As long as ur giving back.
Black costumed mental disorder
  12/17/17
Has OP poasted since this devastating self pwn?
hateful office
  12/17/17
Lol at the delusional retards slurping CSLG ITT. I'll bump ...
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
Ljl @ biglaw wagecucks
swashbuckling native multi-billionaire
  12/17/17
I'll be LJL when I retire at 40 with several million ITB.
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
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swashbuckling native multi-billionaire
  12/17/17
80 hours a week is flame. If you're charismatic and smart yo...
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
Ok, bro You do you Fwiw, CSLG's life sounds much bette...
swashbuckling native multi-billionaire
  12/17/17
He's also living in spic thunderdome. I'm in a tier 1 Europe...
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
he lithped
bipolar peach garrison pozpig
  12/17/17
cr you're alpha prole trumpturds just idolize CSLG becaus...
Dashing Frozen Nibblets Hall
  12/17/17
They worship him like a hero LOL. I guess a lot of them are ...
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
xo is just a bunch of "too cool for school" white ...
Dashing Frozen Nibblets Hall
  12/17/17
biglaw is godawful and nobody wnats to do it it doesn't e...
swashbuckling native multi-billionaire
  12/17/17
My group is collegial as hell. Very little turnover. Legacy ...
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
Most biglaw partners are completely aspie
swashbuckling native multi-billionaire
  12/17/17
Wrong
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
it was probably shitty for you because youre a 115 IQ grinde...
Dashing Frozen Nibblets Hall
  12/17/17
(no inheritancemo)
swashbuckling native multi-billionaire
  12/17/17
rook its you & ur inheritance: http://calc.amsi.org.a...
Dashing Frozen Nibblets Hall
  12/17/17
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dun pea-brained crotch doctorate
  12/17/17
Such a weird post. CSLG and his wife have a paid off and nic...
Heady puppy rehab
  12/17/17
I will essentially set my own hours as a biglaw partner. I p...
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
you just sound incredibly jealous of him biglaw is fuckin...
swashbuckling native multi-billionaire
  12/17/17
Read above. I have solid hours and my group is fun as hell. ...
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
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Dashing Frozen Nibblets Hall
  12/17/17
I rented out an entire laser tag facility for my xmas party ...
180 station
  12/17/17
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swashbuckling native multi-billionaire
  12/17/17
I'm posting from a firm wide retreat in the Italian alps. S...
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
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Dashing Frozen Nibblets Hall
  12/17/17
This just killed the flame. No one believes that biglawmos a...
180 station
  12/17/17
I'm happily married as well dude. Just saying that I am sur...
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
Lol, we should grab a beer next time you're in LA. My throwa...
180 station
  12/17/17
Will do brother. If you're ever in Vienna just bump this pos...
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
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Dashing Frozen Nibblets Hall
  12/17/17
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Galvanic immigrant brunch
  12/17/17
lol at this shit flame. op didn't even try.
out-of-control nursing home
  12/17/17
Lmao xo has lost a half step
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
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out-of-control nursing home
  12/17/17
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Dashing Frozen Nibblets Hall
  12/17/17
haha wow holy shit
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
Link to explanation of CSLG s business model?
clear dragon crackhouse
  12/17/17
Lol I'm in biglaw and even the partner who runs my group doe...
olive messiness
  12/17/17
You are either in some shit service group or not biglaw. And...
red sex offender
  12/17/17
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hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
harsh but fair
olive messiness
  12/17/17
I met him at this holiday party. He seems very social and s...
Galvanic immigrant brunch
  12/17/17
'Dat 1000 yard of-counsel stare' begs for a moniker
Black costumed mental disorder
  12/17/17
Partner track here. I'll never be a counsel.
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
V100 partner here: CSLG makes more money than I do. He’s a...
red sex offender
  12/17/17
Sorry about your shit firm.
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
Meh, I’ll cry myself to sleep on my million dollar HHI
red sex offender
  12/17/17
Lmfao at this post
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
I’m sure you are
red sex offender
  12/17/17
You probably live in some high COL shit hole. I'm in a livea...
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
Nothing you said is true. Sorry you are so MAF tho.
red sex offender
  12/17/17
Lol dude other xo posters can confirm this. Sorry you're jel...
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
Other poasters can confirm that what you said about me is no...
red sex offender
  12/17/17
Who are these posters?
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
Just use search little bro
red sex offender
  12/17/17
Lol you're done here. Thanks for playing.
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
Sorry you are so mad. Let me guess, you were a pumo until re...
red sex offender
  12/17/17
Wrong again!
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
Gitmo was outted by doobs in the thread where he said he mad...
beta stage national security agency
  12/17/17
he's 6'3"
Dashing Frozen Nibblets Hall
  12/17/17
6’1.5”
red sex offender
  12/17/17
So you're shorter than me and will be making much less 1 yea...
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
lol, nobody believes you.
red sex offender
  12/17/17
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beta stage national security agency
  12/17/17
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Dashing Frozen Nibblets Hall
  12/17/17
ljl, confident people don't make threads like this. You see...
bat shit crazy church building
  12/17/17
I'm confident as hell, have a beautiful wife and was crushi...
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
I bet you have a 9 inch dick too
red sex offender
  12/17/17
I'm Asian. Packing 6 inches actually and it has never been ...
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
JFC, you’re dun here.
red sex offender
  12/17/17
?
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
I for one am shocked that OP of this thread is asian.
Diverse mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/17
6'3" with a white European wife. You'd kill to swap liv...
hairraiser cruise ship
  12/17/17
lol
Diverse mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/17
lol
bipolar peach garrison pozpig
  12/17/17
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Dashing Frozen Nibblets Hall
  12/17/17
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olive messiness
  12/17/17
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red sex offender
  12/17/17
No layperson knows or cares who the fuck a biglaw partner is...
Marvelous scourge upon the earth lay
  12/17/17
LOL that law hawk guy is awesome. holy fuck.
Chartreuse aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe
  12/17/17
I've been searching for a hero.
Black costumed mental disorder
  12/17/17
Chandler and Kenny, we should do these type of commercials l...
180 station
  12/17/17
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razzmatazz corner stain
  12/17/17
*opens thread* *smells ducksauce* *closes thread*
beta stage national security agency
  12/17/17
...
Diverse mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/17


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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940835)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:53 AM
Author: Talented space toilet seat

Avg V100 partner his age makes way less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940846)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:59 AM
Author: Chartreuse aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe

Lol way way off. Only rainmakers at v100 firms or partners at firms in the v10 range make that kind of money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940880)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:59 AM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

Not true. Ask colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940881)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: trip spot private investor

https://abovethelaw.com/2014/07/the-haves-and-the-have-mores-partner-pay-spreads-at-leading-law-firms/

At Perkins Coie, the range from most compensated partner to the least was 23 to 1. At the other end of the spectrum, the range at Fitzpatrick, Cella, Harper & Scinto was 3 to 1. That’s what we learned in our latest survey of compensation spread, with 107 Am Law 200 firms responding. Payouts to equity and nonequity partners are included in the calculations. For Am Law 100 firms, the average range in compensation was 11.1 to 1; the median was 10.0 to 1. For Second Hundred firms, average was 9.6 to 1; the median was 9.5 to 1.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940910)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:13 AM
Author: bat shit crazy church building

23 to 1 is insane. This is all going to continue to stratify in the coming years. Boomers would never contemplate taking a smaller piece of the pie.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34940937)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: trip spot private investor

Tbf, some firms included the nonequity “partners” and it looks like some did not. So the data are not great but I agree fuck boomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941009)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:35 AM
Author: 180 station

I think you miss the point of me posting. I want to show people that you can be super successful without going the biglaw route. I work from home, spend tons of time with my son, have a great relationship with my wife and a relatively low stress life. That doesn't exist in biglaw. Plus, I've only been solo 4 years. So you would need to compare me to a 4th year big law associate. On top of that I should pull over 2 mil next year and each year is better/more clients. At this growth I'll be making 5 mil/year before I'm 40 and on my own terms.

Also, I post to help people. I've mentored like two dozen people on this site and people will tell you I help without asking for anythibg. I've sent samples to board members, had 2 hour phone calls, and referred cases. There are a ton of solo bros on this site whose lives are going in different directions now because of my posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941051)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: electric sick bawdyhouse

Solo shitlaw is 180. Went solo 2 years ago and life has been 180 since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941062)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: pontificating low-t address hominid

LJL at wagecucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941081)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: Chartreuse aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe

fuck my ass. i just made partner at a v100 firm and will be taking home the equivalent of someone making high 200s or 300s next year. not sure how high i will end up going if i remain a service partner - probably in the 400s.

not a bad outcome, but you pwn me hard and fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941095)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:49 PM
Author: cerise beady-eyed shrine

getting that after grinding for 8 years is an SPS deal sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944337)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

This is retarded flame that biglaw failures tell themselves so they can sleep at night. I work reasonable hours with a fun as hell group of colleagues. Fuck, several of them were at my wedding and I was go Karting with them all day yesterday. This hasn't been a grind at all. Sorry about your SPS work ethic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944401)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: out-of-control nursing home

cr. lmao at op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941100)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:02 PM
Author: histrionic cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944416)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: multi-colored heaven ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941101)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:48 AM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

*barfs out 2 paragraphs at obvious flame thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941105)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: khaki soul-stirring kitty love of her life

You should disclose that youre Jewish. not being sntisemitic at all but most of us goy don’t have the Jew drive, resilience and entrepreneurial skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941128)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:05 PM
Author: cowardly big jew den

This is an underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942960)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:13 AM
Author: Black costumed mental disorder

Boss, you're one of the reasons I'm back on the bort. You're giving a playbook for a life most lawyers want but are too faggot to try. Do you. I may reach out at end of 2018.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941223)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: appetizing cocky potus hospital

exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941240)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: aromatic sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941227)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: violent razzle-dazzle locus pistol

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941256)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: swashbuckling native multi-billionaire

Are u only 4 years out of law school????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941259)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: 180 station

Seven. I worked first as a non-lawyer, then I worked for another guy for a bit. Then I went solo. I taught myself PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941262)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: swashbuckling native multi-billionaire

180 bro. If i move to la can i work for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941313)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:30 PM
Author: 180 station

I don't hire lawyers, but I'll refer you business and help you start a solo practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943859)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Drab mind-boggling business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941263)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: laughsome trust fund persian

CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

youre a huge asset to the boart and a 180 dude



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941578)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: olive messiness

Killshot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941654)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: impertinent new version

Lol holy fuck. Rare to see an op get gaped with EARNEST 180NESS around here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941962)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: Exciting reading party prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942215)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: Startling nowag boistinker

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943083)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: fragrant brass factory reset button

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34988662)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Narrow-minded arousing theater

He's on here to build business. It's genius.

Every post he makes is basically him advertising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941116)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: aromatic sanctuary

it's both. he helps his xo bros, his xo bros help him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941229)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: appetizing cocky potus hospital

he's a very synergistic guy. truly remarkable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941242)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Black costumed mental disorder

That's how it's done. Expand your network with exactly the kinda dood you want I your network. Someone willing to put their balls on the table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941266)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: pontificating low-t address hominid

*unzips*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941762)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring twinkling uncleanness cuck

CR. if there's one constant XO meme, it's bros helping bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942009)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: dun pea-brained crotch doctorate

Lol, never thought about it as his referral network. 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943116)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: khaki soul-stirring kitty love of her life

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941119)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: boyish rambunctious juggernaut

I have 100 times more respect for a shitlaw king who made it through entrepreneurial cunning than some sniveling v100 partner dork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941249)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Black costumed mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941261)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: out-of-control nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941316)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: Maize Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941318)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Sticky boltzmann market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941332)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 3:29 PM
Author: thriller alcoholic base giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942754)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: dun pea-brained crotch doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943121)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:47 PM
Author: cerise beady-eyed shrine

im a thervice non-equity "partner" b-b-but breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944330)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:00 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

From your posts ITT it seems like you either got no biglaw or got a raw deal. That's no excuse for lashing out at those that are succeeding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944407)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:35 AM
Author: Sticky boltzmann market

Lmao at OP, a mewling wagecuck dork taking boomer cock in every orifice 80 hours per week hoaping for dat continental breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941307)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: adventurous mad cow disease theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941347)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

Up for partner next year actually. Happy to be a wagecuck when I'm pulling 7 figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941387)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: Black costumed mental disorder

There is nothing wrong with wagecucking. But I think owning your own business using your skills is admirable and clsg is trying to pass that knowledge on to others. Mentoring should be applauded. Hopefully you are mentoring juniors at your firm as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941499)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: Chartreuse aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe

op is not doing that because he is flame and not a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942167)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

I was literally helping to teach some juniors how to ski at our retreat this weekend. I'm very interested in all aspects of being a good lawyer, and mentoring is a huge part of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942186)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: Black costumed mental disorder

As long as ur giving back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942211)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: hateful office

Has OP poasted since this devastating self pwn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941335)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

Lol at the delusional retards slurping CSLG ITT. I'll bump this thread with a pic of my first payslip l once I make breakfast next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941383)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: swashbuckling native multi-billionaire

Ljl @ biglaw wagecucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941386)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:53 AM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

I'll be LJL when I retire at 40 with several million ITB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941391)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:59 AM
Author: swashbuckling native multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941411)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

80 hours a week is flame. If you're charismatic and smart you can get by with mid 50s. Only aspie grinders with no shot at partnership do 80.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941431)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling native multi-billionaire

Ok, bro

You do you

Fwiw, CSLG's life sounds much better than yours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941437)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

He's also living in spic thunderdome. I'm in a tier 1 European city with very high QOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941442)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:12 PM
Author: bipolar peach garrison pozpig

he lithped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944500)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:53 AM
Author: Dashing Frozen Nibblets Hall

cr you're alpha

prole trumpturds just idolize CSLG because they have no prestige ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941393)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

They worship him like a hero LOL. I guess a lot of them are biglaw failures that somehow imagine they can run the same hustle. Spoiler: they can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941397)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:58 AM
Author: Dashing Frozen Nibblets Hall

xo is just a bunch of "too cool for school" white trash 40 IQ nazis now. they suck shitlaw's cock because they know dealing with large, prestigious institutional clients over really complex and interesting matters is way beyond their mental faculties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941409)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling native multi-billionaire

biglaw is godawful and nobody wnats to do it

it doesn't even pay that well for the amount of shit you have to put up

worst time of my life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941417)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

My group is collegial as hell. Very little turnover. Legacy clients who I'm actually close friends with. Post deal drinks feel like going to bar with my college bros. Biglaw really isn't bad if you're non aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941426)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling native multi-billionaire

Most biglaw partners are completely aspie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941433)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

Wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941438)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: Dashing Frozen Nibblets Hall

it was probably shitty for you because youre a 115 IQ grinder gook who ended up marrying a ratface from your firm. well adjusted people with actual intelligence are just fine in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941511)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling native multi-billionaire

(no inheritancemo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941516)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Dashing Frozen Nibblets Hall

rook its you & ur inheritance:

http://calc.amsi.org.au/wp-content/uploads/sites/15/2016/02/shutterstock_113350987.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941530)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: dun pea-brained crotch doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943117)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: Heady puppy rehab

Such a weird post. CSLG and his wife have a paid off and nice house in the San Fernando Valley, millions in other assets, set their own hours, and likely won’t have to work anymore after just a couple more years if they don’t want to. I’ve met like 2 BIGLAW partners in my life that had the discipline to stop working before 70 or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941404)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

I will essentially set my own hours as a biglaw partner. I plan to work from home 75% of the time. You don't need to be in the office as a tranny.

I will be retiring at 40-45 with 10 mil or more in the bank.

CSLGs hustle is fine but it's nothing special. I'll outpace him easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941413)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling native multi-billionaire

you just sound incredibly jealous of him

biglaw is fucking terrible - i did it for a few years and wanted to kill myself on a daily basis

LEGIT KILL MYSELF

the money is absolute shit with the amount of crap you have to put up with

and the people who stay in it long term end up looking like shit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941427)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

Read above. I have solid hours and my group is fun as hell. We just had a Xmas event go Karting. Was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941435)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Dashing Frozen Nibblets Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941685)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: 180 station

I rented out an entire laser tag facility for my xmas party and I catered BBQ. Had almost 100 doctors and clients whose lives I helped financially there. I invited all of XO to come too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941996)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling native multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941999)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

I'm posting from a firm wide retreat in the Italian alps. Surrounded by smart as fuck colleagues and beautiful, successful and classy European women. Enjoy your strip mall bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942003)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Dashing Frozen Nibblets Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942019)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: 180 station

This just killed the flame. No one believes that biglawmos are surrounded by beautiful, class, and successful women. The guys a know who slay pussy are shitlaw kings who have lots of charisma. Plus, even if it were true, I'm happy married and well traveled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942047)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

I'm happily married as well dude. Just saying that I am surrounded by smart, successful people and you are in a strip mall with xo posters. Says it all.

And European women are thin and look after themselves. Hours are less so age doesn't take its toll. This isn't Houston biglaw or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942076)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: 180 station

Lol, we should grab a beer next time you're in LA. My throwaway is calishitlawguru@gmail.com. E-mail me what city you are really in and I'll drop you a line if I'm ever there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942105)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

Will do brother. If you're ever in Vienna just bump this post. I'll show you a sick time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942119)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: Dashing Frozen Nibblets Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942124)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Galvanic immigrant brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942032)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: out-of-control nursing home

lol at this shit flame. op didn't even try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941456)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

Lmao xo has lost a half step

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941976)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: out-of-control nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941983)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Dashing Frozen Nibblets Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942038)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:28 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943851)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: clear dragon crackhouse

Link to explanation of CSLG s business model?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941638)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: olive messiness

Lol I'm in biglaw and even the partner who runs my group doesn't make more than CSLG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941680)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: red sex offender

You are either in some shit service group or not biglaw. And I say this as a CSLG supporter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941843)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:14 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941883)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: olive messiness

harsh but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942139)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: Galvanic immigrant brunch

I met him at this holiday party. He seems very social and sounds pretty happy.

No trace of dat 1000 yard of-counsel stare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941704)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:04 PM
Author: Black costumed mental disorder

'Dat 1000 yard of-counsel stare' begs for a moniker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941802)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:14 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

Partner track here. I'll never be a counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941885)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: red sex offender

V100 partner here: CSLG makes more money than I do. He’s also a great dude. Fuck you for making this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941832)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

Sorry about your shit firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941891)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:19 PM
Author: red sex offender

Meh, I’ll cry myself to sleep on my million dollar HHI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941920)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

Lmfao at this post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941989)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: red sex offender

I’m sure you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942042)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

You probably live in some high COL shit hole. I'm in a liveable European city and will cop partnership next year. Won't have to piss away 50k a year on private school like you. How MAF does this make you? Your HHI is a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942058)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: red sex offender

Nothing you said is true. Sorry you are so MAF tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942067)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

Lol dude other xo posters can confirm this. Sorry you're jelly as fuck with your head in the sand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942122)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: red sex offender

Other poasters can confirm that what you said about me is not true. IDGAF about you, lil mentally ill brehlet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942136)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

Who are these posters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942145)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: red sex offender

Just use search little bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942153)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

Lol you're done here. Thanks for playing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942174)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: red sex offender

Sorry you are so mad. Let me guess, you were a pumo until recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942205)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

Wrong again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942223)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: beta stage national security agency

Gitmo was outted by doobs in the thread where he said he made partner. Who are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942385)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Dashing Frozen Nibblets Hall

he's 6'3"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942151)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: red sex offender

6’1.5”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942198)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

So you're shorter than me and will be making much less 1 year from now. You night want to pull an Irish exit from this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942204)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: red sex offender

lol, nobody believes you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942208)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: beta stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942380)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Dashing Frozen Nibblets Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942236)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: bat shit crazy church building

ljl, confident people don't make threads like this. You seem like an insecure loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942149)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

I'm confident as hell, have a beautiful wife and was crushing it off piste today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942172)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: red sex offender

I bet you have a 9 inch dick too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942201)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

I'm Asian. Packing 6 inches actually and it has never been a problem for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942213)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: red sex offender

JFC, you’re dun here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942219)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942230)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Diverse mad-dog skullcap

I for one am shocked that OP of this thread is asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942226)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:38 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

6'3" with a white European wife. You'd kill to swap lives with me faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944268)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:11 PM
Author: Diverse mad-dog skullcap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944494)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:16 PM
Author: bipolar peach garrison pozpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944523)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: Dashing Frozen Nibblets Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942307)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: olive messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942191)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: red sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942210)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:17 PM
Author: Marvelous scourge upon the earth lay

No layperson knows or cares who the fuck a biglaw partner is. I still, 20+ years later, remember the phone number for shitlawyer Ron Bell (likely the inspiration for Saul). Ohco-Nueve-Ocho-BELL!

That Texas law hawk bro has more street and pussy cred than a biglawyer. People eat this shit up and love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmZiqwRnwtM

Would totally volunteer to be in any of CSLG's commercials one day.

Also, Texas law hawk is persnickity about props and kills time trolling amazon for rubber fish while "partners" enjoy being bottom of those 11:1 payout ratios.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPJo42MUQqY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941906)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Chartreuse aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe

LOL that law hawk guy is awesome. holy fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34941936)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:41 PM
Author: Black costumed mental disorder

I've been searching for a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942093)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: 180 station

Chandler and Kenny, we should do these type of commercials lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942113)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz corner stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34943922)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: beta stage national security agency

*opens thread*

*smells ducksauce*

*closes thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34942310)



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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:11 PM
Author: Diverse mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3831940&forum_id=2#34944496)