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LOL @ Kasowitz's new website and profile pics
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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:59 PM Author: Metal principal's office they made all the pics angry and pissed off, in black and white
I think they're going for a "tough litigator" image firmwide, but it looks ridiculous
e.g., http://www.kasowitz.com/people/search-results/?position=partner&page=2 http://www.kasowitz.com/# |
Date: December 17th, 2017 8:00 PM Author: adventurous forum LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944404) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:03 PM Author: spruce home antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944420) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:03 PM Author: Azure idiotic associate stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944428) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:05 PM Author: Comical rehab dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944433) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 6:57 PM Author: Provocative national foreskin WHO THE FUCK YOU LOOKING FOR? YOU LOOKING AT ME? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34951902) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 6:58 PM Author: stubborn turquoise karate they should have included an explanation point too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34951907) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 7:05 PM Author: Aqua genital piercing point lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34951965) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 1:18 AM Author: Flushed pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35503858) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:51 AM Author: Very tactful brilliant ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35504345) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:02 PM Author: stubborn turquoise karate lol.
marc kasowitz trying to cover up his exposure as a shit lawyer. |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:04 PM Author: Azure idiotic associate stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944429) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:06 PM Author: adventurous forum a bunch of bad elliot ness type dudes who will BRACE the fuck out of you if you send a snarky email about how they're alcoholic basket-cases. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944438) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:05 PM Author: stubborn turquoise karate AGGRESSIVE. RELENTLESS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944436) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:53 PM Author: Territorial Jet Knife Really Tough Guy scary! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35509963) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:54 PM Author: stubborn turquoise karate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzHWLLn5Z4A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35509965) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:07 PM Author: irradiated background story resort This fucking shitlaw firm pays lockstep and my firm doesn’t (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944453) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:08 PM Author: stubborn turquoise karate (disgruntled Greenberg Traurig service "shareholder") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944460) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:29 PM Author: dun soul-stirring state filthpig lol, I know one of those irl that makes 300k. Lulz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944610) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:15 PM Author: dun soul-stirring state filthpig Twist: no it doesnt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944519) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:09 PM Author: excitant pearl site Lol what a joke. Half of these ppl are actually frowning in their pictures. What a shit profession.
This faggot looks more like he got fucked in the ass without a reach around rather than intimidating:
http://www.kasowitz.com/people/albert-j-delgado/
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:28 PM Author: Frozen base CR. Exhibit A as to why this profession is shit. You get to spend all day arguing about minutiae with miserable sacks of shit who take frowning angry photos to show how tough they are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944606) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 4:30 AM Author: Exciting new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34946983) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:17 PM Author: stubborn turquoise karate u: shitting ur pants when you receive a discovery deficiency letter from her
http://www.kasowitz.com/people/danielle-r-gill/ |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:20 PM Author: dun soul-stirring state filthpig Georgetown University Law Center J.D., magna cum laude, 2011 Emory University B.A., 2007
Jesus, imagine the chip she has on her shoulder with those shit creds. |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 8:16 PM Author: opaque galvanic regret hissy fit ITE was hell. If she were magna GULC in 2006 she’d be a partner at Gibson Dunn right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34952469) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:31 PM Author: lavender curious brunch place of business "hey, i hear you're behind on your payments."
http://www.kasowitz.com/people/manuel-a-fernandez/ |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:33 PM Author: stubborn turquoise karate lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944629) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:35 PM Author: Frozen base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944647) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:44 PM Author: Electric Sneaky Criminal University of Miami School of Law J.D., summa cum laude, 1987 |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:26 PM Author: shimmering chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945005) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:33 PM Author: Autistic Shitlib Digit Ratio !! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945049) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 8:00 PM Author: Orchid diverse halford candlestick maker Lol and he's not even a litigator. He's a real estate tranny guy. What a fucking badass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34952409) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 8:02 PM Author: Autistic Shitlib Digit Ratio this is still like 30x funnier than every other post here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34952414) |
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Date: January 15th, 2019 1:12 AM Author: stubborn turquoise karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#37593702) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:40 PM Author: Frozen base Peter Griffin: BREAKFAST
You: <><>NO BREAKFAST<><>
http://www.kasowitz.com/people/ann-m-st-peter-griffith/ |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:45 PM Author: dun soul-stirring state filthpig Bet her shits smell like death (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944708) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:26 PM Author: shimmering chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945008) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:43 PM Author: Costumed Garrison http://www.kasowitz.com/people/barry-rutcofsky/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944689) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:35 PM Author: Metal principal's office that's one of the relatively friendly pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34946164) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:46 PM Author: Electric Sneaky Criminal http://www.kasowitz.com/media/3263/kim-heather-800x600.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944710) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:49 PM Author: dun soul-stirring state filthpig Seriously tho, for shitlaw, the females are super ugly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944737) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:56 PM Author: Electric Sneaky Criminal http://www.kasowitz.com/media/3249/gao-tian-800x600.jpg http://www.kasowitz.com/media/3258/ho-tiffany-800x600.jpg |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:39 PM Author: dun soul-stirring state filthpig I stand by my statement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945106) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:51 PM Author: Costumed Garrison moonlights as a dominatrix ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944754) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:34 PM Author: Autistic Shitlib Digit Ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945055) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:08 PM Author: wine boltzmann crackhouse very sexy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945932) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:35 PM Author: Autistic Shitlib Digit Ratio kasowitz seems like the kind of firm that might sue over this thread and get everyone's ip address. i regret posting itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945066) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:37 PM Author: Frozen base (John Doe 4, hereinafter referred to as "cuck") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945088) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:38 PM Author: sticky boistinker they got 786 not even 305 area codes. fuck those cellphone faggots/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945091) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:12 PM Author: Comical rehab dragon I just emailed this thread to Marc Kasowitz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945979) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:30 PM Author: Metal principal's office he better not send this dood who looks like a bouncer after me
http://www.kasowitz.com/people/jonathan-k-waldrop/ |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:12 PM Author: Aqua genital piercing point David W. Fermino thinks you're a real piece of shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945981) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 PM Author: Metal principal's office you should watch the videos on Kasowitz's new site; it's like a bunch of really lame ads for Law and Order
gotta wonder who fucked this up in marketing |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:24 PM Author: Metal principal's office http://www.kasowitz.com/people/steven-c-carlson/
This "tough" pic is even more hilarious because he's a shit lawyer IRL |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 8:20 PM Author: opaque galvanic regret hissy fit Yale grad and fed circuit clerk, but works at Kasowitz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34952495) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:32 PM Author: Supple Well-lubricated Indian Lodge Sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34946145) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 12:58 AM Author: stubborn turquoise karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34946507) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 4:29 AM Author: Exciting new version "I'll fight for you."
"I pooped."
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Date: December 18th, 2017 6:54 PM Author: stubborn turquoise karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34951875) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 8:23 PM Author: opaque galvanic regret hissy fit Shitlaw life hack: you don’t have to pay for good dental insurance if you don’t show your teeth in your firm bio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34952513) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:14 PM Author: opaque galvanic regret hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35510110) |
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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:34 AM Author: opaque galvanic regret hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34956530) |
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Date: January 18th, 2018 2:15 AM Author: stubborn turquoise karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35181514) |
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Date: January 18th, 2018 2:22 AM Author: Chocolate free-loading puppy meetinghouse What a hilarious mix of mafia bosses and rat-faced men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35181528) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 1:51 AM Author: shimmering chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35503945) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 1:16 AM Author: stubborn turquoise karate lol http://www.kasowitz.com/at-a-glance/our-ethos/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35503851) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 1:55 AM Author: Electric Sneaky Criminal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YviYufXRw0g&t=12 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35503970) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 2:22 AM Author: Exciting new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35504045) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 2:19 AM Author: Exciting new version The "WE'LL FIGHT FOR YOU" prole braggadocio is humorous, but "We understand . . . what is market" tacked on at the end for the trannies is just pathetic.
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:10 PM Author: Massive nursing home In the heat of negotiations someone with a bigger dick at a better firm is going to bring up that quote. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35510082) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:48 AM Author: irradiated background story resort We understand our clients' business and what is market.
What does that mean? Is that a typo or am I not getting something? |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:49 PM Author: stubborn turquoise karate i had the same confusion. i guess the poast above yours explains it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35509938) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:20 PM Author: opaque galvanic regret hissy fit I still don’t get it. But I’m not a trannie. Maybe it’s like saying “we’ve done this so we know comps to your deal and can call bullshit if someone does something wacky or misses a signature page” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35510160) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:22 PM Author: stubborn turquoise karate yeah i'm a litfag so figured "knowing market" might be some term of art those dudes use.
i agree with your thought but wouldnt they want to get their client something BETTER than "market?" |