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POLL: will evan SMASH dat checkout girl's MUSH or will he cop out like a BITCH

like his taking the LSAT, investing in crypto, copping a non...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  12/21/17
I will destroy that pussy, believe me. She more or less prop...
gay razzle-dazzle field
  12/21/17
and what did you more or less do last night? option A) SM...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  12/21/17
I'm taking my time with her. Despite what she was hinting at...
gay razzle-dazzle field
  12/21/17
option B) then. got it, bitch.
Alcoholic ivory prole
  12/21/17
How dare you
gay razzle-dazzle field
  12/21/17
dude look at your life up to this point. you're not exactly ...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  12/21/17
Fair points. I'll close the deal when I see her again tomorr...
gay razzle-dazzle field
  12/21/17
ok evan. be sure to bump this thread after you've broken her...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  12/21/17
She won't be able to walk when I'm finished with her.
gay razzle-dazzle field
  12/21/17
(39 year old 'manfag' who's permalimp from anxiety and self-...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  12/21/17
Why do you want me to fail?
gay razzle-dazzle field
  12/21/17
i don't *want* you to fail. but you're fucking weak and you ...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  12/21/17
I'm getting stronger and more confident across the board. Sh...
gay razzle-dazzle field
  12/21/17
you're 40 and work at a grocery store. you post constantly ...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  12/21/17
I will think of this poast when I'm shooting my load into he...
gay razzle-dazzle field
  12/21/17
(erectile dysfunction fag)
Alcoholic ivory prole
  12/21/17
Do not take your time. This is not a “straight” guy you are...
odious masturbator
  12/21/17
Understood
gay razzle-dazzle field
  12/21/17
U follow thru on this advice champ?
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/03/18
lol why even give this fag advice. he's already friend-zone'...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  12/21/17
I stand with evan!
Pontificating crawly rehab
  12/21/17
maybe you do. but evan's dick does not. if he ever even mana...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  12/21/17
...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  12/21/17
no one has any forward looking projections on whether evan39...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  12/21/17
He will get his dick wet next week, during the later rounds ...
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  12/21/17
...
laughsome hyperactive gas station lettuce
  12/21/17
assuming the entire thing is not flame, no way he goes throu...
Seedy indian lodge
  12/21/17
He's gonna maek it
Floppy clear community account
  12/21/17
there is no girl, hth
Soul-stirring Goal In Life Institution
  12/21/17
I bet he bitches out like a fag
Buff elastic band place of business
  12/21/17
...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  12/22/17
Cr. I hope he does
bespoke orange hunting ground
  12/28/17
CRRRRRRRRRRR
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/13/18
I love evan and want him to stay a fag (booooom)
Buff elastic band place of business
  01/13/18
lol so as predicted evan marshmallow dicked it like a fuckin...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  12/22/17
So Evan did u smash like you assured us you would or bitch o...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  12/22/17
Evan did you deliver on your guarantee and smash?
Alcoholic ivory prole
  12/22/17
I worry he won't be assertive enough and will blow it. Bu...
frozen piazza love of her life
  12/22/17
<><><NO MOVEMENT><><>
Alcoholic ivory prole
  12/22/17
I will have her.
gay razzle-dazzle field
  12/22/17
any movement?
Irradiated Abnormal Keepsake Machete
  12/26/17
Lots of flirting the other night, accompanied by her deep, p...
gay razzle-dazzle field
  12/26/17
she isn't a teenager, grab her and slobber on her
bipolar becky heaven
  12/26/17
I know, believe me. There was one moment in particular when ...
gay razzle-dazzle field
  12/26/17
the thing about women, Evan, is that they are incredibly fic...
bipolar becky heaven
  12/26/17
Yeah, I know.
gay razzle-dazzle field
  12/26/17
Any movement evan?
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/03/18
...
Soul-stirring Goal In Life Institution
  12/26/17
You're going to walk in on her blowing a guy like me, I swea...
comical trailer park corn cake
  12/26/17
Tomorrow
gay razzle-dazzle field
  12/26/17
any movement?
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/13/18
didn't u give assurances that you would already have SMASHED...
Irradiated Abnormal Keepsake Machete
  12/26/17
Yeah, but we've had several days off due to the holiday.
gay razzle-dazzle field
  12/26/17
seems like something you should have accounted for but didn'...
Irradiated Abnormal Keepsake Machete
  12/26/17
How dare you
gay razzle-dazzle field
  12/26/17
just admit you're never going to pound on dat MUSH because y...
Irradiated Abnormal Keepsake Machete
  12/26/17
The tension between us is increasing, and I'm sure things ar...
gay razzle-dazzle field
  12/26/17
(literal fag who hasn't put his dick in anything since his d...
Irradiated Abnormal Keepsake Machete
  12/26/17
Okay, now you're just pissing me off.
gay razzle-dazzle field
  12/26/17
lol who cares ur literally a fucking BITCH it's LJL u thi...
Irradiated Abnormal Keepsake Machete
  12/26/17
cot damn i say COT DAMN!
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/13/18
...
comical trailer park corn cake
  12/26/17
CRRRRRRRRR
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/13/18
why are you guys trying to get a self admitted homosexual to...
Kink-friendly Dragon Dilemma
  12/26/17
no offense evan, you're 180
Kink-friendly Dragon Dilemma
  12/26/17
I might enjoy it, who knows.
gay razzle-dazzle field
  12/26/17
Spinner, bent over the checkout, yoga pants around her ankle...
bipolar becky heaven
  12/26/17
Based on his description, you just know this girl has a gapi...
comical trailer park corn cake
  12/26/17
update? evan did u smash?
Alcoholic ivory prole
  12/28/17
No, but the girl has shown continued interest. She's not a d...
gay razzle-dazzle field
  12/28/17
you're just making excuses for yourself: Date: December ...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  12/28/17
The moment wasn't right. I'm not some aggressive Chad who's ...
gay razzle-dazzle field
  12/28/17
Stop being a pussy. The time will never be "right"...
comical trailer park corn cake
  12/28/17
not our fault you made a guarantee and then bitched out
Alcoholic ivory prole
  12/29/17
...
Seedy indian lodge
  12/29/17
...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  12/28/17
guys, stop bullying evan39 ITT pls he did nothing wrong
Thirsty Native
  12/28/17
He gave assurances
Seedy indian lodge
  12/29/17
I'll ask her out (again) the next time I see her. Nothing to...
gay razzle-dazzle field
  12/29/17
Ask her out?? You guaranteed you were going to smash last we...
Seedy indian lodge
  12/29/17
We're both kind of shy. Give it time.
gay razzle-dazzle field
  12/29/17
So when are you gonna fuck her?
Seedy indian lodge
  12/29/17
We'll see what happens. I'm not a Chad and have never preten...
gay razzle-dazzle field
  12/29/17
except u DID pretend to be a Chad and call your shot that u ...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  12/31/17
evan?
Alcoholic ivory prole
  12/31/17
evan?
Alcoholic ivory prole
  12/31/17
Evan = bitchmade wet noodle faggot
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/03/18
He hasn't followed Corey Wayne.
exciting office
  01/03/18
...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/03/18
...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/03/18
...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/03/18
...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/03/18
evan any movement on this?
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/03/18
Lol evan u fag
Bat shit crazy nighttime site digit ratio
  01/03/18
...
Honey-headed Hominid
  01/03/18
cr. evan where are we on this?
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/03/18
...
Nudist hairraiser school
  01/03/18
Any movement here Evan?
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/04/18
make any progress today evan?
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/05/18
...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/05/18
He will lose his boner at the moment of truth.
aphrodisiac volcanic crater regret
  01/05/18
cr evan is NOT a closer and just reading his regular poasts ...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/05/18
you gonna smash tonight evan?
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/05/18
evan did u SMASH dat mushy mush last nite?
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/06/18
big saturday date lined up evan? 3 dates and SMASH amirite?
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/06/18
evan did u smash this weekend? How many dates did you take h...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/08/18
Brother, wear a gopro so we can experience it too.
Contagious canary spot trust fund
  01/08/18
*evan wears GoPro for wknd* *uploads 32 hrs of camera tra...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/08/18
...
Abusive ultramarine sandwich
  01/11/18
...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/08/18
evan did u invite chick over for a "chill" weeknig...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/11/18
did evan SMASH dat bitch's MUSHY??????
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/11/18
evan have you made ANY progress????
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/11/18
it's the freaking weekend. do ya'll think evan39 SMASHED...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/13/18
lulzy thread
Bronze Offensive Circlehead Private Investor
  01/13/18
seriously who the fuck cAres
chrome startling nursing home hissy fit
  01/13/18
evan this thread has been active for approximately 30 days ....
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/15/18
another weekend of <><><NOSMASH><>&l...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/16/18
...
Orchid glittery parlour
  01/17/18
OUTLOOK | NOT | SO | GOOD
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/17/18
Date: January 17th, 2018 11:08 AM Author: evan39 Goddamm...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/17/18
LJL http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863946&m...
Alcoholic ivory prole
  01/19/18


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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

like his taking the LSAT, investing in crypto, copping a non-grocery jerb, or generally succeeding at anything....

i'd bet all 100 of my ETH that he cops out like a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973169)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:15 AM
Author: gay razzle-dazzle field

I will destroy that pussy, believe me. She more or less propositioned me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973170)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:16 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

and what did you more or less do last night?

option A) SMASH dat MUSHY

option B) cop out like a BITCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973172)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: gay razzle-dazzle field

I'm taking my time with her. Despite what she was hinting at, I think she's still kind of shy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973174)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

option B) then. got it, bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973175)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: gay razzle-dazzle field

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973176)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:20 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

dude look at your life up to this point. you're not exactly a closer.

this 'girl' you're supposedly into has basically straddled your lap buck ass naked and you haven't done shit. according to you it's not because you're a pussy you're "just taking your time."

look back on the opportunities in your life now gone by. were you "just taking your time" with them? how'd that turn out, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973178)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:21 AM
Author: gay razzle-dazzle field

Fair points. I'll close the deal when I see her again tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973180)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:23 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

ok evan. be sure to bump this thread after you've broken her twat with an assertive not-at-all-performance-anxiety-limp dick'd pounding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973182)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:24 AM
Author: gay razzle-dazzle field

She won't be able to walk when I'm finished with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973183)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:26 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

(39 year old 'manfag' who's permalimp from anxiety and self-hate and has had fewer than 10 successful sexual encounters in his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973184)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:33 AM
Author: gay razzle-dazzle field

Why do you want me to fail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973188)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:34 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

i don't *want* you to fail. but you're fucking weak and you know it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973189)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:35 AM
Author: gay razzle-dazzle field

I'm getting stronger and more confident across the board. She sees something in me, even if you don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973190)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:40 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

you're 40 and work at a grocery store. you post constantly about how you're going to make a business or put money in a risky investment vehicle or how you've been getting "really good" at logic games on your last few practice tests.

but year in and year out, you literally do nothing and make zero progress with any of it, despite your supposed (((intelligence))).

here's a protip evan. girls *WANT* to see something in guys, and will go out of their way to seek out that diamond in the rough after they've gotten their twat blown out by CHAD. problem is they can ALWAYS see/smell/taste/sense *weakness* and if they smell weakness on you they'll treat you like the limp dick fag you are, and seek a girthy cock pounding from an alpha pumo like me while giggling and laughing behind your back about how she always has to tell you "it's ok we can just cuddle" but in reality she thinks you're a fucking homo fag. which you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973195)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:45 AM
Author: gay razzle-dazzle field

I will think of this poast when I'm shooting my load into her cunt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973203)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:50 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

(erectile dysfunction fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973207)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:37 AM
Author: odious masturbator

Do not take your time. This is not a “straight” guy you are Truro fuck here. Be aggressive or you will fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973191)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:40 AM
Author: gay razzle-dazzle field

Understood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973194)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:00 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

U follow thru on this advice champ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069035)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:41 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

lol why even give this fag advice. he's already friend-zone'd himself five times over.

he's a LOSER. he's doing very poorly. his shitty 642 sq/ft apt is a disaster, believe me. and he spends all his time queening it up on some fag message board that enables his queerness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973197)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:15 AM
Author: Pontificating crawly rehab

I stand with evan!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973171)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:42 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

maybe you do. but evan's dick does not. if he ever even manages to get up the nerve to kiss this chick (unlikely) that clitty peen is gonna be limp as a wet noodle when she pulls it out w a look of disgust on her face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973198)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977385)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

no one has any forward looking projections on whether evan39 gets his dick wet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977446)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: beta overrated old irish cottage whorehouse

He will get his dick wet next week, during the later rounds of MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977489)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: laughsome hyperactive gas station lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977497)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: Seedy indian lodge

assuming the entire thing is not flame, no way he goes through with it.

And definitely not by tonight like he said above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977625)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:36 PM
Author: Floppy clear community account

He's gonna maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977656)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:36 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Goal In Life Institution

there is no girl, hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977661)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: Buff elastic band place of business

I bet he bitches out like a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977664)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 7:54 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34982623)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: bespoke orange hunting ground

Cr. I hope he does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028436)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:44 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

CRRRRRRRRRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145910)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:59 AM
Author: Buff elastic band place of business

I love evan and want him to stay a fag

(booooom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145923)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 7:54 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

lol so as predicted evan marshmallow dicked it like a fucking fag. he's doing very poorly and he'll never get a bitch pregnant or even penetrate her. SAD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34982618)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

So Evan did u smash like you assured us you would or bitch out and spend the evening poasting about FLW and other dumb xo bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34983899)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

Evan did you deliver on your guarantee and smash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34985213)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: frozen piazza love of her life

I worry he won't be assertive enough and will blow it.

But I'm pulling for you, Evan!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34985897)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

<><><NO MOVEMENT><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34987382)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 6:55 PM
Author: gay razzle-dazzle field

I will have her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34987393)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:29 AM
Author: Irradiated Abnormal Keepsake Machete

any movement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008359)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:38 AM
Author: gay razzle-dazzle field

Lots of flirting the other night, accompanied by her deep, piercing gaze. She actually toyed with me by pretending to be "going home early" and then laughed when she saw my predictable disappointment. She's so cute and makes me feel unnngh every time. We'll see what happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008386)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:38 AM
Author: bipolar becky heaven

she isn't a teenager, grab her and slobber on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008388)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:40 AM
Author: gay razzle-dazzle field

I know, believe me. There was one moment in particular when her little friends crowded around her at lunch, and I didn't really have the opportunity to sit with her. She looked at me with longing in her eyes (not flame) and I was like fuuuuuck :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008393)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:46 AM
Author: bipolar becky heaven

the thing about women, Evan, is that they are incredibly fickle... you have to move kind of fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008409)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 AM
Author: gay razzle-dazzle field

Yeah, I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:01 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

Any movement evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069037)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:10 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Goal In Life Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008435)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:41 AM
Author: comical trailer park corn cake

You're going to walk in on her blowing a guy like me, I swear it. Make a move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008395)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: gay razzle-dazzle field

Tomorrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008396)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:45 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

any movement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145911)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: Irradiated Abnormal Keepsake Machete

didn't u give assurances that you would already have SMASHED her pussy like 4 days ago?

you seem like a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008397)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:43 AM
Author: gay razzle-dazzle field

Yeah, but we've had several days off due to the holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008401)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:46 AM
Author: Irradiated Abnormal Keepsake Machete

seems like something you should have accounted for but didn't b/c ur a low IQ grocer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008410)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:47 AM
Author: gay razzle-dazzle field

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008413)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 AM
Author: Irradiated Abnormal Keepsake Machete

just admit you're never going to pound on dat MUSH because you're mentally weak and have been incel for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008415)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:55 AM
Author: gay razzle-dazzle field

The tension between us is increasing, and I'm sure things are going my way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008423)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: Irradiated Abnormal Keepsake Machete

(literal fag who hasn't put his dick in anything since his dad resignedly bought him a hooker at the age of 17, knowing full well he'd never get it up)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008446)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:20 AM
Author: gay razzle-dazzle field

Okay, now you're just pissing me off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008452)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:48 AM
Author: Irradiated Abnormal Keepsake Machete

lol who cares ur literally a fucking BITCH

it's LJL u thinking can roll up on a down-ass-nigga and talk shit bout how u gonna smash dat MUSHY MUSH but i can smell a bitchmade fag w/ a noodle dick a mile away HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008498)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:46 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

cot damn i say COT DAMN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145914)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:58 AM
Author: comical trailer park corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008428)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:46 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

CRRRRRRRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145913)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:24 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Dragon Dilemma

why are you guys trying to get a self admitted homosexual to have intercourse with a woman? For the lulz when he sees that stinky gash and has to climb out the bathroom window?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008459)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:26 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Dragon Dilemma

no offense evan, you're 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008462)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:27 AM
Author: gay razzle-dazzle field

I might enjoy it, who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008465)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:35 AM
Author: bipolar becky heaven

Spinner, bent over the checkout, yoga pants around her ankles; evan trying to decide which of her holes to fill with his throbbing checkout laser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008478)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:40 AM
Author: comical trailer park corn cake

Based on his description, you just know this girl has a gaping maw between her two hams. I almost feel bad for the little guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008487)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

update? evan did u smash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028406)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: gay razzle-dazzle field

No, but the girl has shown continued interest. She's not a dumb cunt like the typical woman, and probably enjoys getting to know someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028432)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

you're just making excuses for yourself:

Date: December 21st, 2017 4:21 AM

Author: evan39

Fair points. I'll close the deal when I see her again tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028672)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: gay razzle-dazzle field

The moment wasn't right. I'm not some aggressive Chad who's just gonna walk over and be like, "Hey Stacey, want sum fuk?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028683)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: comical trailer park corn cake

Stop being a pussy. The time will never be "right".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35029999)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

not our fault you made a guarantee and then bitched out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35031707)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:29 AM
Author: Seedy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032749)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35029381)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: Thirsty Native

guys, stop bullying evan39 ITT pls he did nothing wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35030021)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Seedy indian lodge

He gave assurances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35031910)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:33 AM
Author: gay razzle-dazzle field

I'll ask her out (again) the next time I see her. Nothing to lose at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032757)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:34 AM
Author: Seedy indian lodge

Ask her out?? You guaranteed you were going to smash last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032761)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:35 AM
Author: gay razzle-dazzle field

We're both kind of shy. Give it time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032765)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:40 AM
Author: Seedy indian lodge

So when are you gonna fuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032773)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:41 AM
Author: gay razzle-dazzle field

We'll see what happens. I'm not a Chad and have never pretended to be one. Maybe a few dates, then we'll "hang out" at her place or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032776)



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Date: December 31st, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

except u DID pretend to be a Chad and call your shot that u were gonna SMASH in this very thread and then you did fuck all like a little bitch.

so, as if i even need to ask? any movement?

<><><NO MOVEMENT><><> ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35051557)



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Date: December 31st, 2017 6:01 PM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35051570)



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Date: December 31st, 2017 7:01 PM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35051923)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 2:54 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

Evan = bitchmade wet noodle faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:19 AM
Author: exciting office

He hasn't followed Corey Wayne.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069069)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35070080)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35070477)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35071686)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35071767)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

evan any movement on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073565)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy nighttime site digit ratio

Lol evan u fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073746)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: Honey-headed Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073749)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

cr. evan where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073771)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Nudist hairraiser school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073753)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 4:28 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

Any movement here Evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35077657)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

make any progress today evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35085149)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35085220)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: aphrodisiac volcanic crater regret

He will lose his boner at the moment of truth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35085239)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

cr evan is NOT a closer and just reading his regular poasts it's clear he's had *serious* problems with ED all his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35086175)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

you gonna smash tonight evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35090434)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

evan did u SMASH dat mushy mush last nite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35096570)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

big saturday date lined up evan? 3 dates and SMASH amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35098866)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

evan did u smash this weekend? How many dates did you take her out on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35108139)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: Contagious canary spot trust fund

Brother, wear a gopro so we can experience it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35108201)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

*evan wears GoPro for wknd*

*uploads 32 hrs of camera trained on computer in shitty apt w screen jumping bw xo and gay porn*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35108337)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:24 AM
Author: Abusive ultramarine sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130780)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35110277)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:10 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

evan did u invite chick over for a "chill" weeknight date and then SMASH the FUKKKKKKK outta dat MUSHY MUSH??????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130736)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:14 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

did evan SMASH dat bitch's MUSHY??????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130743)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:33 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

evan have you made ANY progress????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130805)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:37 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

it's the freaking weekend.

do ya'll think evan39 SMASHED dat MUSHY MUSH 2nite or do u think he's more of a saturday date wine-and-dine-and-SMASH type of guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145906)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Bronze Offensive Circlehead Private Investor

lulzy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35148869)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: chrome startling nursing home hissy fit

seriously who the fuck cAres

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35148887)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

evan this thread has been active for approximately 30 days ...

if u have SMASHED plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35158968)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

another weekend of <><><NOSMASH><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35170726)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Orchid glittery parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35175077)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

OUTLOOK | NOT | SO | GOOD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35175129)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

Date: January 17th, 2018 11:08 AM

Author: evan39

Goddammit. Dude is late-twenties and just broke up with some bitch. And based on his social media, he has a kid, too. But who is he after now? You guessed it. I had to watch this shit for hours. Chad is, like, sooooo funny Evan! Hahaha stoooooppp Chad hahaha

Doesn't Chad EVER get enough?

(Yes, this is real)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3862552&forum_id=2#35175064)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35175292)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: Alcoholic ivory prole

LJL

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863946&mc=47&forum_id=2#35185827

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35187509)