Date: December 25th, 2017 5:20 AM
Author: avocado institution international law enforcement agency
All throughout XO, a murmuring did transpire
The tectonic plates beneath the board, sat just above the fire
The posts became quite heated, the replies made to shake
Every pumo's hair stood on end, for what evil did awake?
Was it a crypto king, of shitcoin fame and splendour,
Or was it a nowag virgin, who failed with the fairer gender?
Doom, doom, rang the posts, through every topic line
Groaning and blood and death rang up from a scholar's mine-
For chaucer was in a rage.
They closed all of their tabs, while their blood had turned to ice
Every hindu, muslim, and jew, prayed even to jesus christ
The bright torches were lit, MPM's stood shoulder to shoulder
Day-crew posters quaked and shook, holding fast to one another
Words were gathered for the coming onslaught, sharpened and oiled
Repartee, barb, jab and retort...hopeless and in vain they tried...
A booming post was posted, what small dignity was engulfed,
In endless baleful fire, both hateful and heartfelt.
For chaucer was in a rage.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3839901&forum_id=2#35002309)