ITT, rating poasters as two anime waifus + ur future wife - you will choose one
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Date: December 29th, 2017 2:29 PM Author: snowy sound barrier
anime waifu 1: Mariko is your upperclassman at West Nishiyama High School who is POTUS of the Astronomy club. She is fairly aggressive and recruited you into the club by force because it was going to close down with a third member. She is tall, busty, long-haired. However, she has been too shy to ever tell you her feelings for you, which she tried unsuccessfully to do after her graduation ceremony. instead, she left her feelings in a letter that you only found after you inherited her position as POTUS. you have to track her down at college to reply, where you find that she has developed hideous alcoholism that you help her kick. in a relationship, she will be responsible and vocationally successful as an OL but often suffers from low self-esteem and likes making arrangements without your input, though they almost always end well and are made with you in mind.
anime waifu 2: Rin is your co-cadet in the war against the intergalactic robot/bug hybrid race of godless heathens, the AGWWGs (the Aetherial/Galactic Warriors Without God). she pilots the mecha "Yamatonotakeru". as a young child, her family was slimed to death by the AGWWGs in front of her including her precious older brother, "Elliot". she is overly hot-headed and always wants to charge into the enemy with her electro-saber. she also acts chipper and cracks jokes - however, this is just a front for her fanatical genocidal hatred of the enemy, and she often loses track of herself as she tears mandibles off their faces. she tries to berserk suicide charge into the bugs after she learns the slime actually just dissolved Elliot into the AZN hive mind and her hive-mind brother is trying to exterminate humanity and become the Supreme Overmind. she falls in love with you after you go alone to rescue her. she is fiercely loyal in a relationship, but often goes berserk with regards to minor provocations, especially when trying to use technology (she is very bad with computers)
ur actual future wife: Jessica is a PR agent and AZN striver from the suburbs of Wisconsin who desperately hides her "prore" background by overcompensating with a fake obsession with opera, which she has no substantive knowledge about despite playing the piano from age 4 to age 17. she will post blog posts about she actually understands "Trump's America" and how they just aren't "adapting to the relaities of a global economy" - she cites her background as a source of understanding despite being a bug person with no qualia. she will not actually cuck you, largely because as a handsome, you ARE a chad to her.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843449&forum_id=2#35035579) |
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Date: December 29th, 2017 2:36 PM Author: Magical Public Bath Incel
first off, fantastic work. and it's funny, you gave me a "rin" with an "asuka" personality! - I can't figure out how Susanou etc. figure in to the mecha (does it have the sword of totsuka? the mirror of yata!?!?) but it does sound neat and exciting. And I think fighting AGWWGs would be about my speed.
That said, lack of computer skills, berserk rages, and PTSD are a bit too much, and so I believe I will take MARIKO, even though she's my senpai [by a bit] and seems to have substance abuse issues. I think I could nurture her and help her blossom, despite low self esteem, over time, while studiously ignoring (except for the bare minimum effort) my good-enough actual wife, "Jess-ca."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843449&forum_id=2#35035657) |
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Date: December 29th, 2017 2:48 PM Author: snowy sound barrier
anime waifu #1: Chun-Hua is a martial artist from somewhere in China. She is visiting in order to avenge her FATHER, who was killed in a rigged sparring match set up by a corrupt Japanese zaibatsu owner, Mr. Takayatsu. She is living with a kindly Japanese senior couple who took her in like their daughter. she is busty, average-height, and has bun-hair on top of her hair. She is very direct and blunt and although well-meaning and cheery, often lacks social nicety politeness. Also, she has a very absurdist, Chinese sense of humor, finding mundane things hilarious. She will cook you excellent Chinese food that oddly resembles Japanese-Chinese food, not Chinese-Chinese food. She respects you because of your quick-mind and intellect, which when combined with her kung-fu, allowed you to team up together to take on the Takayatsu zaibatsu.
anime waifu #2: Kaori is your childhood friend. she secretly likes you, but is constantly insulting you as a "baka" (idiot), appending that to the end of your name (instead of alzabo-san, it's alzabo-baka). she is very comfortable with you and will often burst into your room (your mom knows her and she has the keys), which has led to horrifying awkward moments the last time you tried to pleasure yourself. she is very confident and energetic, but secretly insecure about her short height, flat chest, and tanned skin (she is a member of the track team). she is never awkward around you, but this makes it difficult for you to ever talk about "serious" things, such as her true feelings.
ur actual future wife: Olivia was your classmate in law school. A relatively skinny blond woman, she comes from a wealthy family despite being very bad at managing her own money. She comes with a modest trust fund, but she insists on spending all of her time participating in "black lives matters" protests. you suspect that she is cucking you and you would be correct.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843449&forum_id=2#35035779) |
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Date: December 29th, 2017 3:07 PM Author: snowy sound barrier
anime waifu #1: Gwrzia is actually a succubus sent from the demon world in order to acquire the energy of human men in order to power the return of the evil Demon King (Maou) Satan-sama. However, Gwrzia is actually kind of a dork and is the ONLY member of her graduating succubus class to still be a virgin. in fact, she is terrified by sex because her mother DIED after she tried to acquire semen from the Holy Paladin Bobert Halford, whose massive '39 FUCKSTICK literally split Gwrzia's mom in half when it was inserted. Gwrzia dresses like a succubus, with black lingerie, tattoos everywhere, and various piercings. however, this is just a front to hide her SHAME and TERROR (at real cock). she tracks you down because she isn't afraid at first of your "cute" TPD which she doesn't consider a cock. though you however, she eventually learns human emotions like love (as opposed to lust) and eventually leads a group of demon defectors who want to (sexually) co-exist with humans instead of raping them. she is very jealous and clingy and always puts on airs, but she is secretly very shy, loyal, and caring. she is actually a good cook.
anime waifu #2: Kana is the energetic member of the school's "light music club" because she once discovered a Kurt Cobain CD and thought it was the greatest thing ever. she is obsessed with Kurt Cobain and is NOT aware he killed himself via shotgun. She is constantly telling everyone about how your shitty HS band will make it to the Budokan and is thus a target of mockery among the other students. In fact, she might just be kind of dumb, because her grades are shit and she knows you because ur a "nerd" and she always begs you for study help so she doesn't FAIL out of school. However, she is genuinely very talented at music and musical theory. she is bad cook because she sucks at following recipes or just being organized. she is also a big fan of NEVERGIVEUP! in the future, she will be a successful musician but she will have to rely on you to stay organized. however, if you start dating her in high school, everyone will make fun of you for dating the "retard of Class 3A." this actually bothers her and she always offers to end the relationship if you get tired of her.
ur real future wife: Hilary (with one l) started off as a charming homemaker from Utah (though not Mormon) who you married because you thought she'd be a good mom. However, among having one child, she immediately BLOATED into an obese monster and generally refuses to do any housework or parenting despite being a SAHM, possibly because her obesity just makes her low-enegy all of the time. her prole relatives are always constantly pester you to lend them money for stupid business ventures. she considers herself "spiritual, but not religious" and blows stupid amounts of $$$ on fortune telling.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843449&forum_id=2#35035922) |
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Date: December 29th, 2017 3:59 PM Author: snowy sound barrier
anime waifu #1: Billie (name probably taken from Billie Jean) is a transfer student in North Katagawa High School and an American from the "State of Los Angeles". Like many Los Angelenos, Billie is blond, tall, busty, freckled, wears a MAGA cowboy hat, and carries revolver pistols with her everywhere she goes. she is a fitness addict, constantly exercising to balance out her MEAT-ONLY diet and thus she can break you like a twig. she is outgoing, friendly, and constantly pressing her large breasts in your face (you are much shorter). however, when she gets angry, she will often pull out her revolvers and wave them threateningly at you. she also has more body hair than you'd prefer. she is a decent cook, but will only cook meat. She works growing Kobe Beef.
anime waifu #2: Meilusa is a Lamia (class: monster, lv 39), with the upper body of a woman and lower-body (below her genitals) of a snake. like many Lamia, she likes kidnapping unwilling men to mate with. you were a beginner adventurer (lv 1 bard) when you were captured and raped by her. she ate her last mate after he tried to smash her eggs in spite. she obviously doesn't care about any of your wishes, but she keeps you consistently well-fed with freshly killed animals and she expects you to look after her eggs and guard them against monster hunters. eventually, she is promoted to a major general in the monster army, which means most of humanity (especially angry women) will view you as a race traitor. she throws a tantrum if she goes to sleep without wrapping her tail tightly all around you.
ur actual future wife: rachel is a tired looking tindersloot you found off of tinder. age 37. she definitely has spent most of her adult life on tinder and you feel that she is "settling" for you after a series of extremely unsuccessful relationships. she demands an extremely expensive wedding and is also a fan of the "childfree" lifestyle. she is a 7th year biglaw associate who graduated from the most prestigious law center in America.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843449&forum_id=2#35036248) |
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Date: December 29th, 2017 4:30 PM Author: snowy sound barrier
anime waifu #1: Makoto is your childhood organic friend who has always worshiped you as a supergenius knowledge master. she always made sure to tag along with your odd ideas and even learned how to play complicated strategy wargames just because you also like them (she is not good at them though). she also tries to read the same books you do, just so that she can hold conversations about them with you. she enjoys frilly clothing, going over to your home and cooking for you (she has ur keys), and young kids. she is also permanently slim and never seems to gain weight no matter what she eats. she is a brunette, with long silky hair. the downside: Makoto is actually a MALE with a fully functional PENIS (albeit apparently a "cute, feminine penis") - you can sometimes see THE BULGE if her skirt flies up. the entire school already thinks you are a pair and will openly push you into "fucking like rabbits", with classmates pulling pranks like "accidentally" locking you in the same sports storage room. many other students LUST after Makoto's HOLE, which is why he is constantly fending off confessions for other men because he only has eyes for YOU. he loves degrading/masochistic sex, but only with YOU.
anime waifu #2: Josephine is a sister of the Holy Church (which does not require celibacy) who has joined your rebellion against the evil Lib-Demon empire. Josephine starts off early as a "Lena"-style healer and is your primary healer, which is very important because of PERMADEATH. she is matronly, kind, and quietly determined and is constantly a source of STABILITY for your motley band of rebels. soon, she quickly confesses love for the genius and well-read rebel commander, whose tactical prowess has led to victory-after-victory and whose soldiers may pound-for-pound, now be the best in the world. however, she foolishly rushes forward to prevent a massive massacre of babies by the demon mid-game boss commander abortionist, who captures her. after being captured, she is turned into a SEX TOY for the giant demon-orcs, who basically RAVAGE her constantly 24/7, destroy her body with magical aphrodisiacs and strange tentacle creatures, and use her as a BREEDING factory for giant uruk-hai style ogres that they use as SHOCK TROOPS. the demon make a brand mark for every ORC and ORC-HORSE that ravages her (there are over 10k) and another for each of the HUNDREDS of ogres that come out of her. after defeating the mid-game boss, you rescue her, but her genitals (both sides) are literally blackened and droopy, she is probably incontinent due to being blown out, she is covered in obscene tattoos/brands, and her breasts are obscene monstrosities. Josephine rejoins the party as a dark mage and is always advising you to take brutal or genocidal options against the demons. she claims she still has great "emotional pleasure" with you, but she is obviously unable to feel your relatively tiny 9 inch penis.
ur actual future wife: this French woman and star of the American media, who you are introduced to by someone else who works in media
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/sep/10/gabrielle-deydier-fat-in-france-abuse-grossophobia-book-women
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843449&forum_id=2#35036455) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2018 8:10 PM Author: snowy sound barrier
waifu #1: you are transferred into a gender-flipped world where jacked amazonian women with IFNB features (minus the baldness but including the 18 inch FUCKSTICKS so they're all dickgirls) basically run the show. you at a high school and one girl, Roberta, President of the Library research club, quickly takes ownership of you. she is a genuinely good bro who helps out everyone, is universally believed by all of her peers, but her FUCKSTICK is unusually large and might SPLIT YOU OPEN. She also has terminal cancer and will tragically die at age 25 soon after you give birth to buttbabby twins (who will both grow up to be jacked alpha chads).
waifu #2: you are transferred into a gender-flipped world where feminine looking women with psychic telekinesis where a local short loli named "bbroooke" takes control of you. however, she is a "yandere" archetype and quickly confines you to her "dorm of horrors" where you are stuck in cock-cage for a year. however, after one year, she mellows out after maeking it, forces you to move to Omaha, and becomes a happy, yet very quirkly housewife who raises a MAF cornhuskers fan who eventually goes onto the Supreme Court.
ur future wife: 37 y/o shrew who married you, but thought it was her "rock bottom". says she is no longer a "sexual person" even though you can find videos of her sucking off 11 dudes on liveleak and worldstarhiphop. fails to concieve with IVF, divorces you, and takes half ur assets
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843449&forum_id=2#35473539) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2018 8:27 PM Author: snowy sound barrier
waifu #1: you go to an elite Japanese catholic academy where you meet the older big-titted librarian-nun, Carla. Carla is a turbo PRUDE nun who is constantly clamping down on your shit and rules the library, which is considered the most prestigious non-college library in the country, with an iron fist. otherwise universally considered chill and beloved by the students. you have to basically harass her for two years of your high school career nonstop in order to defeat her prudishness. however, you eventually succeed, but learn her dark secret. she is suffering from female pattern baldness and wears a wig. you say you will still love her. also, she has a cock. but this turns you on more. however, she will not allow you to SUCK it due to the family tradition of her ancient Japanese nobility family, which designates that you must defeat her in a contest of strategic warfare knowledge. So this means defeating her in a game of Empire of the Sun, a vastly complicated wargame simulating the entire Pacific Front of World War II, with a 500 page rulebook. this song plays as you try to win her cock in fair combat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYxHKM3uEb4 you will raise 11 kids together if you win.
waifu #2: as part of the InterPol, you are travelling the world in order to track down a "phantom thief". Kendra Night is the local constabulary in the exotic American metropolis of Nashville, Tennessee. She is slightly pudgy, but you are taken by her righteous nature in the fight against the Phantom Thief, so you seek to win her heart. However, she is also known as the "Race Queen of the Night", where she does tokyo drift street racing (Nashville-style, so the steering wheels are spicy and fried) in her luxury Honda 2018 CR-V touring, which is best in class for 4-wheel drive traction on the icy slopes of Nashville so she can do more aggressive street drifting. she will only reciprocate your love if you can defeat her in a street race, but you only have a Honda 2014 CR-V LX, which is far inferior at drifting, which means if you want to keep up with her in the race, you will have to risk death if your driving skills fail. This music plays as you race for love. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU you will raise three kids if you win, but they will become respectively a famous BBQ chef, an Arby's magnate, and president of Honda America.
ur future wife: some chink gold digger. she will get impregnated by you (despite being a dead lay) and then abort your child, sue you for domestic abuse, and divorce you and move onto the next white dork
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843449&forum_id=2#35473647) |
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